Melbourne Beats

lol


is it the end of summer naow?

that today Edible Book Day will be celebrated across the world?

I had planned to do a whole bunch of stuff like fuck with peoples computers this morning before they got to work etc.

but i woke up this morning and way too tired to be bothered coming in early to work.

so I didn't do anything. lol. who can be arsed imo.

April Fools is for kids IMO

Remeber the time Lucas closed down the site for the first half on April 1 and no one knew what do to with themselves - everyone was like "oh shit i might do some work"

ahhh ha er ha.

http://forum.melbournebeats.com/viewtop ... pril+fools

I dunno, but we are out of coffee beans and the wlan to our parent company has died, which means that even windows explorer isn't working properly.

April Fools indeed...

DBoy wrote:Remeber the time Lucas closed down the site for the first half on April 1 and no one knew what do to with themselves - everyone was like "oh shit i might do some work"

ahhh ha er ha.

http://forum.melbournebeats.com/viewtop ... pril+fools

was it april fools when everyone's avatar was changed to ?

ricky martin announced recently that he's gay.

thats pretty funny in itself.

told my mum that my girl friend was preggas

same o wrote:told my mum that my girl friend was preggas

that could bite you in teh ass

it was her idea to say..

however maybe that was her way of saying..


ohh my..

youthful_implants wrote:ricky martin announced recently that he's gay.

thats pretty funny in itself.

totally.

NO SHIT RICKY??!!!

same o wrote:it was her idea to say..

however maybe that was her way of saying..


ohh my..

saying cunst is deadorz or babaies are being made is teh worstest karma shit

witty_pseudonym wrote:

DBoy wrote:Remeber the time Lucas closed down the site for the first half on April 1 and no one knew what do to with themselves - everyone was like "oh shit i might do some work"

ahhh ha er ha.

http://forum.melbournebeats.com/viewtop ... pril+fools

was it april fools when everyone's avatar was changed to ?

nah.

was too busy to organise anything this year, sorry yo!

same o wrote:told my mum that my girl friend was preggas

i got a salty cup of tea from my housemate..

now i wanna ring my mom and tell her im preggers.

FliP wrote:i got a salty cup of tea from my housemate..

oh dear. do you have any idea how he made it salty?

ghetto kitty wrote:now i wanna ring my mom and tell her im preggers.

she won't thank you for it.

gross mrj

someone did this to Queen St this morning

shit jok imo
one of teh worst
how come its all bubbly?

I almost bought a Russian Bride from One-Day.com this morning.

$599.00 reduced from $10,000 - BARGAIN!

youthful_implants wrote:

ghetto kitty wrote:now i wanna ring my mom and tell her im preggers.

she won't thank you for it.

no, they have actually said 'we dont want grandkids'

fuck knows nic

ghetto kitty wrote:

youthful_implants wrote:

ghetto kitty wrote:now i wanna ring my mom and tell her im preggers.

she won't thank you for it.

no, they have actually said 'we dont want grandkids'

because they know. THEY KNOW, they will become babysitters every other weekend come rain or shine.

very wise. fuck going into retirement to go back to parenting. I wanna be swinging and taking strange new performance enhancing drugs on leisure cruises.

youthful_implants wrote:fuck going into retirement to go back to parenting. I wanna be swinging and taking strange new performance enhancing drugs on leisure cruises.

bizzare, thats pretty much how I envision my retirement too, altho mine was more driving around in expensive sports cars on a range of recreational and "performance" enhancing substances accompanied by a never ending and constantly changing cast of hotties.

i mean, different details, but the principles are the same.

ill come too guise, it will be more legit if there are 3 old men in the back of revolver. rather than one creeper with a ice boner/
chances are we will also have the purest bag by then which mean bare hotties will be saying 'totes' to every word we say.

ahhh retirement is going to be grate. maybe breaks will have breaks again by then as well?

sounds about what i have had in my mind too, and discussed at length with mates.

Wait for the other time zones to unleash the bare lolz.

Sure enough.

http://www.djtechtools.com/2010/03/31/e ... j-control/

Oh my.

http://improveverywhere.com/2010/04/01/ ... bway-ride/