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I don't know about you guys, but I was filled with absolute joy when I read about Wills proposing to that Kate Middleton. I think it really speaks to Will's character that, despite Kate being common as muck, he can rise above and make an honest woman out of her, or as honest a woman as this impure harlot can be made. I for one can not wait to be ruled by the regal, majestic and heroic Prince William and his slimy commoner slut vermin Kate, whom I love.

I have been celebrating and honoring this magical milestone by plastering my walls with pictures of the beautiful couple from Woman's Weekly and New Idea. Of course, I scratch out Kate's filthy common dead eyes first!

How have you been celebrating this joyous occasion?

I too was filled with joy. Just as Princess Kate is filled with royal spunk.

I recall the night I spent with Kate in St. Andrews. Oh, what fun we had smoking crack and licking sack. Such a good golfer - that Kate. Swings with the best of them.

I am also filled with anticipation to find out just which one will first be found in the royal larder covered in pig fat and playing tennis with the help. I just hope Andy is there with his royal mobile to catch some images. Such a funny ginger is that Andy.

Right, time to focus on work and stop day dreaming of the yellow of Kate's wedding dress panties.

Crack anyone?

I don't think i've been excited since the births of Bec and Lleyton's 1st and 3rd children. I was so worked up I actually hyperventilated, shat my pants, and stalked Judy Nunn from Home and Away

oh dear god, how do you both know so much about this Kate girl. And i didn't even know they were getting married until you announced it on FB Thomas. So i reckon you are actually really really obsessed by it all, and just palming it off like they are lame and you are well funny for pointing out that they are lame. i reckon you want to bonk both of them, be like their secret lover....you dirty slut you

I've just been looking at flights Hardy. Maybe you would like to come with me next week to go put flowers outside the Palace to show our excitement.

I was thinking something like this

'sif wouldn't - pocket rocket queeny-2-be - come see me.

DBoy wrote:'sif wouldn't - pocket rocket queeny-2-be - come see me.

Hell yes I would. I'd probably fuck Kate too.

Hardy wrote:

DBoy wrote:'sif wouldn't - pocket rocket queeny-2-be - come see me.

Hell yes I would. I'd probably fuck Kate too.

She's certainly easy on the eyes

damn, i can't believe eminem... i was thinking it was someone else..
anyway, the sentiment is the same.

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

much better...

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

hahaha

nothing like a royal wedding to rabble rouse the riff raff imo