The geeky cryptic crossword thread

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The geeky cryptic crossword thread

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We got all cryptically inclined on coke, I mean on the coke thread. So as per Dust's suggestion here is where to post your cryptic clues.

Post them here if you're stuck and need help or just to torture people.

Here's GM's question to start the ball rolling :smt069
great_magnet wrote:phosphorescent people will stick it to you
(9 letters)?
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I've done no bloody work since GM posted that clue, because i am completely stuck on it!! (see biggups thread)

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grrrrrr, it's doing my head in too.
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Brain wrote:hmmm, glowstick?
If that's it, then I got it immediately from the other thread (and pondered on it being 9 characters long)... somehow I doubt it ...
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lynt wrote:
Brain wrote:hmmm, glowstick?
If that's it, then I got it immediately from the other thread (and pondered on it being 9 characters long)... somehow I doubt it ...
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bah thats what i thought it was at first, but then decided it couldn't be.

Whats the bit about people, and how come the stick is in the answer and the clue.

hmmmmm tell me? How can this be!!!???
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dust wrote:bah thats what i thought it was at first, but then decided it couldn't be.

Whats the bit about people, and how come the stick is in the answer and the clue.

hmmmmm tell me? How can this be!!!???
Isn't that what cryptic is meant to be?

The people thing was to throw you off...
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bah! stuff the cryptic... do sudoku... thats heaps better
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cha_chaos wrote:bah! stuff the cryptic... do sudoku... thats heaps better
Nah cryptic rules, words are great I tells ya!

Grrrrrr glowsticks... GM did you make that up yourself?

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well it threw me good!!

right next, i don't plan on doing any work today.
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cha_chaos wrote:bah! stuff the cryptic... do sudoku... thats heaps better
the lady knows...
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lilstormer wrote:
cha_chaos wrote:bah! stuff the cryptic... do sudoku... thats heaps better
Nah cryptic rules, words are great I tells ya!

Grrrrrr glowsticks... GM did you make that up yourself?

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miser? dunno why tho
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Geeks are funny because you can laugh at them :P
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wasp wrote:Geeks are funny because you can laugh at them :P
you're just intimidated by our brilliance!!
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lynt wrote:
cha_chaos wrote:bah! stuff the cryptic... do sudoku... thats heaps better
the lady knows...
there's no trusting the word of a mad bunny though.

I can't believe I don't the answer to Brain's one, apparently it was in the other saturday's Age.

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lynt wrote:
cha_chaos wrote:bah! stuff the cryptic... do sudoku... thats heaps better
the lady knows...
thats right, i do... (at least with this subject)
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Right i got one.

Inside the embargo pheromones come from an animal (6 letters)

Still haven't cracked the stingy one.
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dust wrote:
wasp wrote:Geeks are funny because you can laugh at them :P
you're just intimidated by our brilliance!!
shhh.... dont tell anyone, i'm playin it 8)
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Brain wrote:
dust wrote:Right i got one.

Inside the embargo pheromones come from an animal (6 letters)

Still haven't cracked the stingy one.
Ooops, couldn't resist.

Easy - gopher.
yeah I know, but its the first time i made one up myself!!

right back to the stingy guy...
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wasp wrote:Geeks are funny because you can laugh at them :P
who cares if someones a geek... it doesnt change yourself so what does it matter... your not better or worse... .well u kinda are worse because you compared them with yourself.... meh
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cha_chaos wrote:
wasp wrote:Geeks are funny because you can laugh at them :P
who cares if someones a geek... it doesnt change yourself so what does it matter... your not better or worse... .well u kinda are worse because you compared them with yourself.... meh
If i was a geek i'd probably know a cute little four letter acronym for that thing dogs do when they tilt their head to the side like; "what you talkin about willis?" and i'd write it here...... :lol:
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hmmn.

If it was only 4 letters, I'd say 'mean' (man + e)

but 5?
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shit! I didn't see the answer was glowsticks...
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http://www.biddlecombe.demon.co.uk/puzzles.html

this guy has to be the coolest bloke gettin around these parts.
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Mornin fellow geeks and geek-ettes.

Cheap eh, yeah good one. Feel stupid now!
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morning fellow geeks... :toothy7:
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Brain wrote:small tempest finishes emergency room (10 letters)
:sad3: grrrrr still thinking, my brain is fuzzy....

Oh no here comes the hangover... :smt078
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It's lilstormer innit.

I hereby ban crappy home-made clues :violent3:
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Brain.

ok

circle back quietly and break (5 letters)
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Brain wrote:hit Einstein (5 letters)
Did you make this up yourself Brain?
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Brain wrote:
great_magnet wrote:Brain


The attraction was wonderfully received (11 letters)
Great magnet!
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Brain wrote:
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Brain wrote:hit Einstein (5 letters)
Did you make this up yourself Brain?

Ummm... :sex:


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dust wrote:circle back quietly and break (5 letters)
Hrm...

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Want a clue? I'm proud of this one, thought of it myself. Might have a new career if I ever get over the design world.
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clue me in dust :smt023

meh! not good at cryptic when mmy brain is recovering from boozing
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Having said i'd give a clue, i can't really think of one that doesn't give away the answer.

But I will tell you that it means break (and not break as in rest, break - think waves)
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