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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:47 am
by munt beard
chin-stoker
one who absent mindely rubs chemical particals around their chin whislt atempting to lookon thoughtfully as a dj drops tunes of significance.
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:10 pm
by flippo
"Suffixication" the act of making new words by just whacking a suffix on the end...
kind of ironic isnt it...
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:19 am
by ShiKung
Introdeducing
Where you Deduce who the person is and introduce yourself.
"You must be Bob, my name is Joe"
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:16 pm
by elysium
Recalcipants
Jeans that are really, really hard to fit into.
Epantscipation
Getting out of Recalcipants
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:35 pm
by Ag3nT[]0raNg3
Carpal Thumal Syndrome
1. (n.) A condition of the thumbs that is brought on by the excessive use of a Blackberry or other similar device.
fucken blackberries.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:37 pm
by flippo
HAHAHAH Hughs got a blackberry!!! I bet your read an article about it in one of those 'lifestyle' pull outs in the herald sun and JUST HAD TO HAVE ONE!!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:51 pm
by Ag3nT[]0raNg3
haha. no i have been quite vocal about not getting one. i only have to support the things. why the hell would i want to have my work emails with me 24/7!
osteopornosis
(n.) A degenerate disease.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:54 pm
by elysium
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
osteopornosis
(n.) A degenerate disease.
Adidarse / Addedarse
The ample track pants you turn to when you have become
epantscipated after been stymied by
recalcipants
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:43 pm
by Ag3nT[]0raNg3
onosecond
(n.) The period of time one spends between pressing the "send" button and then realizing that they really shouldn't have sent that e-mail message.
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:37 pm
by great_magnet
Dialog
When you find yourself inadvertantly talking to a tree. Known to happen at Earthcore and lesser bush doofs.
Monolog
When the tree refuses to reply.
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:26 pm
by mrj
Crackberry
Alternate name for a blackberry, owing to their addictive nature.
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:29 pm
by elysium
Craichouse
Found in Irish Ghettos
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:37 pm
by great_magnet
Gymeoin
A little known Irish personal trainer who immigrated to Australia to increase his client base.
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:56 am
by elysium
Phallusy
This is 12 inches:
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:42 pm
by system
mrj wrote:Crackberry
Alternate name for a blackberry, owing to their addictive nature.
Crackedberry
Common term for a Blackberry™, after it's user has thrown it at a wall/run it over/attacked it with various weapons.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:31 pm
by mrj
Hobo'h!
A selecta wit awt a residancy!
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:09 pm
by system
Da Vinchizzle
Somewhat pitiful contemporary of the more famous Leonardo. Currently trying to finish a 'Dan Brown meets the Dogg Pound' album to cash in on the Da Vinci Code film.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:14 pm
by speakerwrath
turlet..... like toilet, but not
i prefer it
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:50 pm
by deviant
Stupidhaviour
I think this one speaks for itself
I've got menace to thank for that one
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:51 pm
by menace
deviant wrote:Stupidhaviour
I think this one speaks for itself
I've got menace to thank for that one
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:20 pm
by great_magnet
Indivisual
When you're the only person on acid at a club.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:25 pm
by mrj
Indievigil
A person who constantly waits in hope for the announcement of tour dates for some obscure indie group for which they seem to be the only dedicated fan on the face of this planet
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:22 am
by Lephrenic
From Roger's Profanisaurus:
apple catchers n.
Generously proportioned knickers for the fuller figure.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:33 am
by Sustain
overheard at black cat...
... "it's not like she slept around... she just dressed like a slut"
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:27 pm
by Lephrenic
Procrasturbation
Pretty self-explanatory really.
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:01 pm
by mrj
Ninjavitis
a crippling disease whereby the sufferer becomes obsessed with ninjas.
>> credit must go to C.I.A for coming up with this one!
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:12 pm
by deviant
Special Hegg wrote:Procrasturbation
Pretty self-explanatory really.
bwahahahahaha!!!!!
gold, platimum even!
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:15 pm
by calstro
Anniguing
When something is annoyingly intriguing.... ie. LOST.
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:25 pm
by deviant
Heggswart
this is a wart that looks like Heggsy
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:16 am
by Mellogs
Aggabarunchypop
Stop giving me work German!
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:27 pm
by deviant
Mellogical
this is an oxymoron
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:18 pm
by mecka
Umbrella?
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:23 pm
by deviant
mecka wrote:Umbrella?
I think that one's been done before
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:34 pm
by elysium
Reciprogate
Going to see Hernan Catteneo with a friend that you have dragged to a number of DNB gigs.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:05 am
by Mellogs
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:26 pm
by mrj
Pairadocs
Shoes that are so ridiculous so as to preclude their use.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:27 pm
by mrj
Blondtourage
The crew or 3 or 4 blondes that huddle in a group folloingw two steps behind the prettiest most popular blonde. See also Ricotta Jocks
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:35 pm
by elysium
Glamorose a condition often experienced by members of the Blondtourage and often encountered in pretentious bars
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:58 pm
by Lephrenic
moticated
Having gained motivation from chemical sources.
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:34 pm
by elysium
psycomppath
insufferable work colleague who is pathologically competitive
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:56 am
by elysium
Botutopia
The contents of my fridge after a power outage on a near 40 degree day
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:02 am
by C.I.A.
elysium wrote:Botutopia
The contents of my fridge after a power outage on a near 40 degree day
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:09 am
by mrj
Craptop
Portable notebook computer that has 256 MB ROM or lower and next to no sound card.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:43 am
by Little Evil
Lay Ja Vu
The feeling you get when your on a tram, or something similar, and you see a person you faintly recognise, but can't quite place.
Then you realize you fucked them 5 years ago.
Nedophile
Someone who is obsessed with, or only fucks people who look like Ned Kelly.
Dogasm
The noise a dog makes when it has an orgasm
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:47 am
by spiral
Lolacaust
When you laugh so much an entire nation dies
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:23 am
by ulyssian
Toolshed:
(natural progression from : Spanner, Tool, Toolbox, Toolshed)
................................... (dick) (dickhead)(f*cking dickhead) (f*cking f*ckhead)
description of a person who goes the nine yards in being a total dickhead and further!
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:28 am
by mrj
Wiitisicm
A word where the letters re was been replaced with Wii to make a humorous play on words in relation to a situation involving the nintendo Wii.
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:35 am
by mrj
Niggawatt - the standard unit of measurement for confusion or improbability.
For example - in the event of something confusing, say someone talking backwards whilst juggling flaming chainsaws, if one person who witnessed it by says "Nigga what?" that would be equivalent to a measure of 1 Niggawatt. If 50 people all said "Nigga what?" at the same thing that would be 50 Niggawatts. Etc ad infinitum
The scale is logarithmic such that increases in the level of confusion or improbability of events results in a exponential increase in the Niggawatt reading.
Modern science is as yet to invent a device for measuring Niggawatts, however now that a standard unit of measurement has been established it is only a matter of time.
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:33 pm
by elysium
Oh and I have an example of a
Wiitisicm for the definition!:
My friend, who likes use a projecter and play Wii on the nice big white wall of his current rental accommodation is now looking to buy a house of his own. Whilst at an "open for inspection" for a potential residence which was looking pretty good, he had a sudden realisation which caused him to shouted loudly in diappointment to his girlfriend who was in the other room:
"HEY, THIS PLACE HAS NO WII WALL!!",
eliciting quizzical and vaguely disgusted looks from the and other people inspecting the house, who rather quickly moved to the next room.
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:04 pm
by Little Evil
Spudarted - A retarded spud.
After a hard night out mixin and on the pingaz, get home, can't move, cant think, just lay there like a mentally challenged spud.
Spudarted.
(I am spudarted right now)
