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I evened up my sideburns today and man, I hate shaving.

Sometimes I cry.

Oh.... no..

Wait.

Somtimes I wear a TIE.

lynt wrote:I evened up my sideburns today and man, I hate shaving.

I'm going to shave tomorrow. I will miss my beardy beard type thing. I look rather young without it i reckon.

Also hate shaving. Ive had my Mach 3 for about 5 years and its rad tho.

I hate the rash more than the shaving.

I like ties, but hate being in a job when I have to wear them every day.

sorry that I couldn't make that rhyme.

I leave the door open when i take a slash

I'm a sucker for real blondes and chicks with Swedish accents - they make me melt.

I had to shave my chest once because my mates shaved a lightning bolt in it while I was wasted on a couch.

I also love tits.
Sorry but it's true.

I moisturise when my girlfriend isn't looking..
..

DAMMIT!!!

Wrong again.

Very 'blokey' of you

Are you taking your own wetsuit stubby holder to gigs these days?

I could NOT for having to shave every day. Being a guy would suck in that regard.

Imagine getting a face 'wax' so it would last 6 weeks- eeeewww..

ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this

pitch helix wrote:

lynt wrote:I evened up my sideburns today and man, I hate shaving.

I'm going to shave tomorrow. I will miss my beardy beard type thing. I look rather young without it i reckon.

Also hate shaving. Ive had my Mach 3 for about 5 years and its rad tho.

Yeah they rock! What shits me though is it costs 12 bucks to buy one with 2 razors, yet it costs close to $20 to buy 5 replacements! Bastards! I always get asked for ID too when I've just shaved (not that that's a bad thing!)

gnat wrote: ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this

Ten bucks please.

jbs wrote:

gnat wrote: ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this

Ten bucks please.

He won't be far away

::blokey::

talk of strippers and all that

gnat wrote:

jbs wrote:

gnat wrote: ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this

Ten bucks please.

He won't be far away

::blokey::

talk of strippers and all that

NO CHICKS ALLOWED

gnat wrote:

jbs wrote:

gnat wrote: ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this

Ten bucks please.

He won't be far away

::blokey::

talk of strippers and all that

What are you doing on this thread anyway Gnat? This is a 'cock only' zone.

hahaha suckers...i only have to shave MAYBE once a week and im 27. (chin and mo only.)

:babyface:

Leave dunny seat up or stfu!

And im gonna buy another bike soon...cbr 600, gsxr 750 or a R6.!!

lynt wrote:

gnat wrote:

jbs wrote: Ten bucks please.

He won't be far away

::blokey::

talk of strippers and all that

NO CHICKS ALLOWED

Word.

at this thread








sorry i'll go now...

i can't stand MACH 3 shit, only double razors coz they irritate less...

Shaving replacement blades are a rip off...:gripe:

I'm glad i can grow facial hair though, without a goatee i look 17...

I'm a packet razor kinda dude... cheap and they work, no rash or cuts.

Still hate doing it though.

Ok, fess up - who shaves their balls?

lynt wrote:I'm a packet razor kinda dude... cheap and they work, no rash or cuts.

Still hate doing it though.

i had to use some of them and its HELL after the Mach 3. so fucked.

Little Evil wrote:Ok, fess up - who shaves their balls?

no way would i put a razor down thurr.

:veet: or stfu.

Ok, fess up - who shaves their balls?

pitch helix wrote:

lynt wrote:I'm a packet razor kinda dude... cheap and they work, no rash or cuts.

Still hate doing it though.

i had to use some of them and its HELL after the Mach 3. so fucked.

Yeah, true I guess..

Who else likes the sting of aftershave? Kinda invigorating..

Have you seen the name of the newest user?? Stepping Razor

i could shave twice a day if I wanted. I hate shaving, feel all weird afterwoods, all sticky and hot and shit.

funny boys thread!

i want to know just how good those new Venus vibrating razors are for ladies legs? Just seeing the add cracks up me up thinking about the combo of vibrating and sharp things

gnat wrote:Very 'blokey' of you

Are you taking your own wetsuit stubby holder to gigs these days?

I could NOT for having to shave every day. Being a guy would suck in that regard.

Imagine getting a face 'wax' so it would last 6 weeks- eeeewww..

ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this

ooooh talk about being pipped at the post!

I hate shaving, I hate ties, I don't even wear them to job interviews, I hate "guys" that wear colourful flip flops with jeans, I hate the word "metrosexual", I hate chick flicks! I love things that amuse and excite me, these things include: women (not girls) music, sport, alcohol and mates, not all in that order and sometimes all in the one place.

I love freckles on women, I also love breasts in all shapes and sizes, I love confidence, not arrogance, I love sleeping in, I love not having to over communicate when with other guys, I love swearing, I love being a slob sometimes, I love pissing with the seat up, I love farting in front of others and getting a laugh, or even better a competition starts up, I love wearing sports jerseys as a part of my wardrobe, I love not having to shave my legs or pits, but all the ladies have to because I hate hairy women, and don't forget those top lips ladies, you know what I mean. I love movies with clint eastwood, I love not having a wardrobe dilemna, I love only being able to do one thing at a time, I love being able to reverse park, I love being able to drive full stop, I love not having periods, cramps or anything to do with Oestrogen, I love being a hunter gatherer and not a nest minder. I love being a man! Top thread! Big ups to men!

lol, i gotta admit i shave my balls, not with a razor though.

the most fiendish birthday present i ever got was a crack n sack wax.
that summer i ruled the beach in my g string.

in all seriousness though, its actually fucking cool, id go back if it wasnt prohibitively expensive.

Arex wrote:

gnat wrote:Very 'blokey' of you

Are you taking your own wetsuit stubby holder to gigs these days?

I could NOT for having to shave every day. Being a guy would suck in that regard.

Imagine getting a face 'wax' so it would last 6 weeks- eeeewww..

ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this

ooooh talk about being pipped at the post!

I hate shaving, I hate ties, I don't even wear them to job interviews, I hate "guys" that wear colourful flip flops with jeans, I hate the word "metrosexual", I hate chick flicks! I love things that amuse and excite me, these things include: women (not girls) music, sport, alcohol and mates, not all in that order and sometimes all in the one place.

I love freckles on women, I also love breasts in all shapes and sizes, I love confidence, not arrogance, I love sleeping in, I love not having to over communicate when with other guys, I love swearing, I love being a slob sometimes, I love pissing with the seat up, I love farting in front of others and getting a laugh, or even better a competition starts up, I love wearing sports jerseys as a part of my wardrobe, I love not having to shave my legs or pits, but all the ladies have to because I hate hairy women, and don't forget those top lips ladies, you know what I mean. I love movies with clint eastwood, I love not having a wardrobe dilemna, I love only being able to do one thing at a time, I love being able to reverse park, I love being able to drive full stop, I love not having periods, cramps or anything to do with Oestrogen, I love being a hunter gatherer and not a nest minder. I love being a man! Top thread! Big ups to men!

gnat wrote:

jbs wrote:

gnat wrote: ten bucks says arax is on this thread before i have a chance to post this

Ten bucks please.

He won't be far away

::blokey::

talk of strippers and all that

jesus don't know what you've got against me? and you might as well call me anthrax, it's arex get it right, and now if you don't mind I do believe you've be kindly asked to leave, so leave or SFTU!

step 1 - market a razor for men with fangled new shit

step 2 - make a pink version, with an add with chicks running around in their nickers

step 3 - charge 5 dollars more for the pink one

sneaky hands wrote:the most fiendish birthday present i ever got was a crack n sack wax.
that summer i ruled the beach in my g string.

bwhahaah! that reminds me of Kath & Kim and Kel down at the beach in his g-string

flippo wrote:step 1 - market a razor for men with fangled new shit

step 2 - make a pink version, with an add with chicks running around in their nickers

step 3 - charge 5 dollars more for the pink one

what i dont get is that the razor refills for the Venus pink vibrating one cost $2 more than the ordinary Venus razor. what a crock!

I don't shave for three days and my face looks like the aftermath of an epileptic trying to eat vegemite on toast.

Can't get more Bloke than car racing... And we only watch for the crashes!!!!!

http://members.iinet.net.au/~bigchris/Tbone.MPE

great_magnet wrote:I don't shave for three days and my face looks like the aftermath of an epileptic trying to eat vegemite on toast.

great_magnet wrote:I don't shave for three days and my face looks like the aftermath of an epileptic trying to eat vegemite on toast.

Polecat wrote:funny boys thread!

its like a hen's meeting in here!!

i let my beard grow for a good month at least then realise i look like a bum and people are staring at me like im going to start asking them to spare a dollar so i bust out the beard trimmer.
shaving sucks and i swore never to go clean shaven again.

Mellogs wrote:

Polecat wrote:funny boys thread!

its like a hen's meeting in here!!

go bake a cake or something

Arex wrote:

gnat wrote:

jbs wrote: Ten bucks please.

He won't be far away

::blokey::

talk of strippers and all that

jesus don't know what you've got against me? and you might as well call me anthrax, it's arex get it right, and now if you don't mind I do believe you've be kindly asked to leave, so leave or SFTU!

Whatever... you're paranoid my stripper seeking little friend

Go and skull some beer and get rowdy, nut scratch or whatever

to you and lyntos too for being rude. finger to you drew goes without saying..

could not for your dumb little thread anyways

lameness

/waits for aftermath

I have to shave every day

not for too much longer!

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gnat wrote:

Arex wrote:

gnat wrote: He won't be far away

::blokey::

talk of strippers and all that

jesus don't know what you've got against me? and you might as well call me anthrax, it's arex get it right, and now if you don't mind I do believe you've be kindly asked to leave, so leave or SFTU!

Whatever... you're paranoid my stripper seeking little friend

Go and skull some beer and get rowdy, nut scratch or whatever

to you and lyntos too for being rude. finger to you drew goes without saying..

could not for your dumb little thread anyways

lameness

/waits for aftermath

That's cool, us blokes understand your disabilities - things like tits, menstrual cramps, rapid mood swings, and total irrationality during arguments that start over things like 'wash the dishes bitch'.
Hey, if you want to get shirty because us blokes have a thread - start a girls only thread - We'll keep right out.
But for now fella's, lets talk about shaving, wanking, footy, tits, and beating eachother up.
I may even start a sub-thread about 'builders smiles' and blue singlets.
Fair Dinkum.
(Just takin the piss Nat - you know I luvs ya!)

gnat wrote:

Arex wrote:

gnat wrote: He won't be far away

::blokey::

talk of strippers and all that

jesus don't know what you've got against me? and you might as well call me anthrax, it's arex get it right, and now if you don't mind I do believe you've be kindly asked to leave, so leave or SFTU!

Whatever... you're paranoid my stripper seeking little friend

Go and skull some beer and get rowdy, nut scratch or whatever

to you and lyntos too for being rude. finger to you drew goes without saying..

could not for your dumb little thread anyways

lameness

/waits for aftermath

Not sure where all this stripper business came from? And yes I've gone to strippers and hookers and I might do it again, but it's sight better than manpower, urrgh.

Skol beer, not skull, meh.

And I love the fact that it's totally acceptable for me to scratch my nuts with glee, but if a woman scratches that region, well my dear it's off to the clinic for you!

Chicks look ridiculous flipping the bird, I laugh all the time and this is another one of those occasions, women flipping the bird, it's soooo cute. How can I stay mad at you?

So why don't you run along and play, this is mens business here.

Little Evil wrote:I'm a sucker for real blondes and chicks with Swedish accents - they make me melt.

you got to get down to 6links on Tuesday, we had swedish chicks kissing all over the place. $2 pots too.

On another note, I like to laugh at guys who try to grow out some stubble but end up with bumfluff messyness. hahaha (in deep laugh).

DBoy wrote:

Little Evil wrote:I'm a sucker for real blondes and chicks with Swedish accents - they make me melt.

you got to get down to 6links on Tuesday, we had swedish chicks kissing all over the place. $2 pots too.

I'm there. I'm recently single, and Swedish chix rock my world. Maybe it's because they have absolutely no qualms about getting naked? Who knows?

DBoy wrote:On another note, I like to laugh at guys who try to grow out some stubble but end up with bumfluff messyness. hahaha (in deep laugh).

Yeah, thats me! Too lazy to give a fuck!

tiggus85 wrote:im generally a good, fair person even a pacifist if you will, but get me on a footy field or near a footy match and all i want to do is kill cunts...

That's the fucken post of the year - almost fell off my fuckin seat reading that.