Melbourne Beats

Posted: **Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:14 pm**

I've been to Chadstone once. The rage, THE RAGE. Never again. Ever. I don't care what they sell there, I would rather scrape my own face off with a rusty fork.

Sociopathic wrote:Would prefer proper round cause of the dress style but would settle for almond.

Hmm, well, good luck! I like proper round toe shoes and have struggled to find them. I think part of the problem is that whenever you search, the fuckers have tagged all the almond toe ones 'round toe' and I get bored sifting through.

Oh, to all the boot shoppers - everyone's doing end-of-season clearance here, so you should buy 'em up cheap on the intertron! (Just try them on there first.)

I think I am a fulleh a girl now: I have multiple pairs of boots, of multiple lengths and of multiple heel heights. Not only that, I have brought two (2) pairs on the trip I'm on now for which the combined RRP is over a grand*

*Did NOT pay that.

Posted: **Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:19 pm**

Lizkins wrote:chadstone still scares me, i prefer Doncaster. won't name names, but i have a male friend who also loves going there too haha its our fav shopping place to go together lol

ITS ME

Posted: **Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:37 pm**

Posted: **Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:41 pm**

far out retzie. i'm impressed. got into buying lady shoes for a short while, but broke the momentum and now they scare me again. i'm just trying to find a pair of boring fucking ballet flats and it's doing my head in. probably has a lot to do with the fact that i'm a tight arse as well.

Posted: **Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:27 pm**

I got above pair of flats from wittner little bow on them just a stuck on bit of lace really. They have a ever so slight squared offness to the toe but really comfy and nice.

My issue with boots is my calves so I'll def have to try em on. Might give a few of the big names some try then order online.
Re discovered places like www.shoesofprey.com and a few others which you basically custom make the shoes but not cheap

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:27 pm**

Found some, Windsor smith DFO perfect

so happy.

On compeltely unrelated note.
Does ANYONE know of any strip clubs in Melbourne with male strippers?
Not something you have to pre book like hunkmania at track in toorak
Just somewhere you can randomly rock up like king street?

We were discussing it the other weekend and google was of no help to us

We did however find a wildboysafloat style cruise in melbourne hell yeah

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:15 pm**

male strippers....could not!

you would be better going to Red Bennies which is on/near Chapel street for burlesque! Went a couple of weeks ago and it was great! Even had a male act in it, i would say he was the highlight for most because his act was so entertaining

but each to their own

Posted: **Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:43 pm**

haha, one of those male stripper parties floated past us on saturday while we were all drinking at Ponyfish Island was megalol

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:31 pm**

time has come to find me some new boots i think.
been wearing my mum's lady ones and they're super comfy, so I think i'll splash out this time.
anyone seen any around? going to check out a couple of places on lygon st at lunch time and maybe head city way pon thurs. fingers grossed i can find the perfick pair by the weekend.
yay winter boots and brightly coloured tights and skirts!

edit: why did i, for even just a moment think that this would be easy?!

fucken calves fucken!

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:55 pm**

witty_pseudonym wrote: yay winter boots and brightly coloured tights and skirts!

i just bought 20 coloured skirts from supre for $10 each.
i am not wearing anything else this winter.

darling ,the quest for good boots is a shit one. i found mine at chaddy. and the next day, i bought another pair exactly the same hahah

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:05 pm**

i'm going to have a look at myer and david jones tonight just to see. might then buy online thanks to good dorrar.

coloured skirts you say? i may do the same.

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:12 pm**

witty_pseudonym wrote:edit: why did i, for even just a moment think that this would be easy?!

I was reading that wondering what drugs you were on!

Whachoo looking for? Flats or heels? Casual/work/dressy? Knee, ankle, etc.

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:15 pm**

flat, black leather, good for work/dress/casual, upper calf length. thinking buckle styles might be good for chunker calves. i was hoping you'd see this retzie, oh goddess of the lady shoe.

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:44 pm**

witty_pseudonym wrote:i was hoping you'd see this retzie, oh goddess of the lady shoe.

:lady:

How the fuck did that happen??

I reckon the main thing is to find a height that is flattering - it may not be what you'd expect. Neither the short nor long boots I have are heights I had actively been looking for (short boots are taller, tall boots shorter.) I'd try to figure that out in person first, then go trawling the intertrons.

Sites: Zappos, Endless, 6pm, Nordstrom. You may be able to pick up some residual sales, but now isn't a very good time to be buying.

Unfortunately, I don't know how much help I'll be when it comes to brands/styles. My taste in flats probably doesn't pass the 'dress it up for work' test. Mebbe check out some of the Fly London offerings? I like these ones...

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:27 pm**

witty_pseudonym wrote:flat, black leather, good for work/dress/casual, upper calf length. thinking buckle styles might be good for chunker calves. i was hoping you'd see this retzie, oh goddess of the lady shoe.

like these?

http://tonybianco.com.au/product.asp?pa ... oductID=37

i was gonna get them, but i not really a boot wearing person. strictly kicks and jandels here haha

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:03 pm**

omg girks u have lost the plot afaik

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:29 pm**

Not dissimilar riz, but less going on.

Unbelievably I found a pair at Myer, on sale, then spent twice the savings on tights. Lawl. Will avoid looking at websites for fear of finding better ones!

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:29 am**

urgh couldn't help myself and looked at the sites.

now i want these.

z0mg red suede droool

edit: those sites are waaaaay too overwhelming. too much choice for me. glad i just bought the first okish pair i found otherwise i'd have gone insane by now.

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:51 am**

buying boots from websites has been fail 3 times out of 4 for me too.

and the shipping costs mean you often dont return em and have to sell em again ...

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:50 pm**

the true blue joint on syd rd has ballet flats

i want boots too- camper style without the camper price would be nice. there's not enough flat rubber soled boots about

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:08 pm**

ghetto kitty wrote:buying boots from websites has been fail 3 times out of 4 for me too.

and the shipping costs mean you often dont return em and have to sell em again ...

Ah yes, I have been totally enabled by free shipping and returns

. I would happily go find stuff in store, but we have no stores.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:01 pm**

YAY for ebay!
32 piece makeup brush kit arrived. now just waiting on 60 colour eyeshadow pallet so I can start playing around

so freaking excited, haven';t had decentslanted brushes of my own EVER.
I also bought an awesome clear dome umbrella for walking to and from work so cute to happy.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:14 pm**

i'm in a very deep, very awesome, rather expensive etsy hole right now.
so much amazing stuff. help!

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:26 pm**

witty_pseudonym wrote:i'm in a very deep, very awesome, rather expensive etsy hole right now.
so much amazing stuff. help!

Follow the light.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:47 pm**

^^^^

i have never found anything i actually want to buy on etsy.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:13 pm**

http://www.etsy.com/listing/67063679/red-and-dot-wallet

http://www.etsy.com/listing/63343042/mo ... s-in-black

http://www.etsy.com/listing/70086424/bl ... c-necklace

http://www.etsy.com/listing/72571208/co ... age-lucite

i want these.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:24 pm**

the fat cord necklace is cool.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:26 pm**

i realised i have something similar, so i don't think i'll get it.
the earrings and wallet though...deftotesmcgoats.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:28 pm**

yeah, its all too kitch and crafty and fitzroy lookin on that site for me.

there just aint enough BLINGPUNK or somethin.

lol i searched for bling and the entire first page is floral crap.

erm...

http://www.etsy.com/search/handmade?ref=auto&q=bling

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:40 pm**

different strokes eh!

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:42 pm**

http://www.etsy.com/listing/72561880/ea ... t=handmade

lol dunno i kind of like this - but cannot imagine necklace hanging from earlobes.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:28 pm**

Etsy aten't all bad (saved me from handbag shopping hell,) but fuck me, there's some ugly, useless shit on there. Will the knitted handbags never cease? They seem to reach back forever

In the process of looking for the giant vegan vagina cake (NSFW) to support this argument, I discovered the truly disturbing array of search suggestions when you type in "vagina"...

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:30 pm**

retsy = fan girl imo.

Posted: **Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:41 pm**

Heh, somewhere between etsy and regretsy

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2011 12:41 pm**

lol

olive grove on sydders rd brunny have some wicked skirts at the mo- handmade, stencilly and stuff. tres cool

also good earrings

recommend for something different

also that shoe store near it- allegro or allegra or whatnot- some hawt boots and shoes in there at the mo too

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2011 12:43 pm**

oooh. might check out. in the market for skirts.
should commission jgal tbh.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2011 5:15 pm**

i dont know where to say this, thought here was appropriate...
the whole "put the seat down" thing...
some guys take it too seriously (possibly think it is a challenge?) and they will pee with the seat down, getting pee all over the seat... then leaving it...

look what you people have done!!!!
you encourage this sort of behaviour by asking guys to keep the seat down
good work...
seriously...

and the people who complain about falling into the toilet because they assume it is down,
you would just be sitting down into someone elses piss in this case...

look before you sit plz
this has been a pubic service announcement from some moron

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 2:55 pm**

lol Cob, old argument here much

the reason most of us want the seat down as it looks terrible with it up!

i don't know how tricky it is to pee in the toilet with a wang, but you've had plenty of practice so it cant be too hard by now...

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 3:18 pm**

huhuhu wang

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 3:26 pm**

for the wang.

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 3:53 pm**

wang-a-lang-a-ding-dong

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 4:35 pm**

thurnis haley golf wang?

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 5:20 pm**

now THAT'S a name

other potential wang names

Jake Wangner
Elizabeth Wangly
Prince Wang
Drew Wangmore
Whoopi Wangberg
Catherine Wang-Jones

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 5:45 pm**

I have a customer with the last name "Wang-Burns"

no shit

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 5:53 pm**

Olivia Newton Wang?

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 6:11 pm**

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 6:16 pm**

lol was just thinking about posting numberwang.

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 8:15 pm**

numberwang is awesome!!

Posted: **Mon May 16, 2011 11:42 pm**

Went to high school with a dude called Wang Mai Quak.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2011 11:38 am**

lol at number wang

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