JOBS
- youthful_implants
- Posts: 4379
- Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:10 pm
- Location: bracken
- Contact:
Re: JOBS
I need a new job!!! I finish up here next friday so if anyone knows anyone that needs a graphic designer/finished artist/music bellend
LET ME KNOW. pls.
LET ME KNOW. pls.
Re: JOBS
Lolz at penetration tester.
The geotech engineers in my office are all issued with pocket penetrometers when they start with us to test penetration in the field.
The geotech engineers in my office are all issued with pocket penetrometers when they start with us to test penetration in the field.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
- huge
- old boy
- Posts: 7368
- Joined: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:36 pm
- Location: the rings around saturn
- Contact:
Re: JOBS
Web/Digital Assistant job going here at Tennis Australia. contact me and i'll give more deets.
An excellent opportunity exists to join Tennis Australia (TA), the governing body of Tennis, Australia's favourite. We promote and facilitate participation in Tennis at all levels and also conduct national and international tournaments. The most widely recognised of these include the Australian Open (AO), the Australian Open Series (AOS), the Davis Cup and Fed Cup.
Reporting to the Web Producer, the Web/Digital Assistant is responsible for providing design and production support for Tennis Australia's digital products. You will also:
To succeed in this position you must have experience in supporting websites, along with demonstrated digital design skills using PhotoShop/Fireworks or Illustrator, using and administering web-based content management systems and testing new technical features and functions. Tertiary qualifications in digital, web, multimedia, new media or graphics are desirable, along with the following skills, knowledge and attributes:
- Support the design and production of TA's digital products including desktop and mobile websites, email direct mail newsletters, flash banner ads and mobile applications.
Administer and provide support on Content Management Systems of TA's websites.
Manage TA's email direct mail newsletter system.
Perform testing for new initiatives and functionality in the form of user acceptance and bug testing.
Create designs from briefing and art direction
Support and promote club and coach websites on tennis.com.au
APPLICATIONS CLOSE 11.45pm FRIDAY 09 July 2010
- Excellent interpersonal and communication skills (both written and verbal) to build strong working relationships with diverse and multiple stakeholders
High attention to detail and the ability to organise and manage your time to meet deadlines
Ability to work autonomously, with other team members and under pressure while using initiative
Preparedness to be flexible with regard to working hours, particularly during peak operational times
Technical skills including HTML and CSS
Possess a positive, can-do attitude
http://www.thelittlemule.com - tredleys and caffeine
http://www.dubstep.com.au - aussie dubstep forums
http://www.dubstep.com.au - aussie dubstep forums
- FoundationStepper
- Posts: 3556
- Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:55 am
Re: JOBS
elysium wrote:No joke, this was in the spec I just got sent by a recruiter for a legal job:
WORK ENVIRONMENT
The noise level in the environment is moderate.
PHYSICAL DEMANDS
While performing the duties of this job the employee is regularly required to sit and talk or hear. The employee is frequently required to use hands to finger, handle, or feel and reach with hands and arms. The employee is occasionally required to stand and walk. The employee is occasionally required to lift up to 10 pounds
Hilarious. True.
i think these are becoming standard tbh - saw another one the other day. its probably for a disability/discriminiation reason.
croaking lizard... jungletasticdubcorebadness (brap brap)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
surface resonance... sound and vibration arts (buzz hum)
Re: JOBS
good point, I think you are spot on.
They did leave some key physical demands for a legal job however - they forgot:
employee must have high tolerance for extended periods of abject boredom and extreme irritation. Employee is required to undertake repetitive and meaningless tasks with little sleep for days on end. Whilst performing the duties of this job the employee may often feel like stabbing or poking pencils in their eye and/or jumping or launching themselves out the nearest open window.
They did leave some key physical demands for a legal job however - they forgot:
employee must have high tolerance for extended periods of abject boredom and extreme irritation. Employee is required to undertake repetitive and meaningless tasks with little sleep for days on end. Whilst performing the duties of this job the employee may often feel like stabbing or poking pencils in their eye and/or jumping or launching themselves out the nearest open window.
I'm in a loop, I am the loop...
Re: JOBS
I think I might want to do real estate when I get back and finally start working again... anyone personally know one or is one/has been one?
I like the idea of being able to start my own business with it if I am good enough...
Don't know the process and how long it takes to get licensed etc... anyone know?
I like the idea of being able to start my own business with it if I am good enough...
Don't know the process and how long it takes to get licensed etc... anyone know?
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
Re: JOBS
My dad did it...
he hated it after a while... mega long hours etc... plus, everyone hates realestate agents, for a good reason... they are cunts
Try to get a job where they use the Jenman training/ethics programs...
http://www.jenman.com.au/
he hated it after a while... mega long hours etc... plus, everyone hates realestate agents, for a good reason... they are cunts
Try to get a job where they use the Jenman training/ethics programs...
http://www.jenman.com.au/
- kiss & tell
- Posts: 613
- Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:04 pm
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
Re: JOBS
everyday i'm hustlin'...
- quiet roar
- Posts: 1543
- Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:42 pm
- Location: Brunswicked
Re: JOBS
This.deviant wrote: everyone hates realestate agents, for a good reason... they are cunts
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
Re: JOBS
nice to see open minded people on here...quiet roar wrote:This.deviant wrote: everyone hates realestate agents, for a good reason... they are cunts
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
Re: JOBS
oh damn it happened. Quick went travelling and turned into a friggin hippy.
Real-estate agents have feeling too!
pfft.
Real-estate agents have feeling too!
pfft.
- kiss & tell
- Posts: 613
- Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:04 pm
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
Re: JOBS
I would love a job reviewing films
- Lizkins
- Junior Vice President
- Posts: 17099
- Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:09 pm
- Location: Never never land
Re: JOBS
quick wrote:nice to see open minded people on here...quiet roar wrote:This.deviant wrote: everyone hates realestate agents, for a good reason... they are cunts
nothing to do with open minded when it comes to real estate agents. i have had two that have been lovely, but they are so few and far between its ridiculous. Its the nature of the work Quickster, to be honest i am shocked you are thinking of it. Why not back to sales? You are killer at that job
live your life like every week is shark week
click here fo fotos
click here fo fotos
- quiet roar
- Posts: 1543
- Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:42 pm
- Location: Brunswicked
Re: JOBS
ha ha ha. Why do you want to be a real estate agent, quick? Do you want to help people find accommodation that they like and can afford, or do you like the idea of making shitloads of money by over-inflating the worth of property and convincing as many people as possible that they need the place, and cannot afford not to purchase?quick wrote:nice to see open minded people on here...quiet roar wrote:This.deviant wrote: everyone hates realestate agents, for a good reason... they are cunts
Used car, Insurance or Property sales: Don't kid yourself, it's all scumsville.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Lizkins
- Junior Vice President
- Posts: 17099
- Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:09 pm
- Location: Never never land
Re: JOBS
add advertising to that list
all hail the great and late Bill Hicks
all hail the great and late Bill Hicks
live your life like every week is shark week
click here fo fotos
click here fo fotos
Re: JOBS
he actually refers to Marketing more than advertising, he does say marketing and advertising, but the gripe he has about it directly refers to the way marketing is done...Lizkins wrote:add advertising to that list
all hail the great and late Bill Hicks
and what do you mean why don't i stick to sales? what do you think selling houses it? I love sales and love the fact that if i was good at real estate i could have my own business/agency one day, and i would love to have my own business, so that is a real plus. Just because there is a common perception of people in these industries having bad ethics is so not a reason i wouldn't do it, that is just stupid, if I would like to do it and am good at it, doesn't mean i am a cunt, i believe strongly in the ethics of sales... i did sell advertising before, remember Lizkins???
I remember looking to buy my house and having some extremely nice and helpful agents helping me out, a lot more than when looking to rent thats for sure. Plus the enjoyment people get from buying their house (as seen from people winning auctions etc) would be great to be part of on a weekly basis, making peoples dreams come true and all of that... there is a lot of emotion in the transaction of property and I would like to think that I will understand and respect that situation...
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
Re: JOBS
Exactly. It's Steve's personality that makes him a cunt, not his job.quick wrote: if I would like to do it and am good at it, doesn't mean i am a cunt, i believe strongly in the ethics of sales... i did sell advertising before, remember Lizkins???
Re: JOBS
Just remember that there is always a flip-side to this: you is going to have to break hearts, and lots of them. I say talk to someone in the biz, preferably someone who is not a cunt. Find out how the pressures play out for realz.quick wrote:I remember looking to buy my house and having some extremely nice and helpful agents helping me out, a lot more than when looking to rent thats for sure. Plus the enjoyment people get from buying their house (as seen from people winning auctions etc) would be great to be part of on a weekly basis, making peoples dreams come true and all of that... there is a lot of emotion in the transaction of property and I would like to think that I will understand and respect that situation...
In other news, I am wondering very seriously about this career of mine. No idea if anyone would give me a real job though. Fuck.
deviant wrote:I'm some sort of man-machine.
- Lizkins
- Junior Vice President
- Posts: 17099
- Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:09 pm
- Location: Never never land
Re: JOBS
quick wrote:he actually refers to Marketing more than advertising, he does say marketing and advertising, but the gripe he has about it directly refers to the way marketing is done...Lizkins wrote:add advertising to that list
all hail the great and late Bill Hicks
and what do you mean why don't i stick to sales? what do you think selling houses it? I love sales and love the fact that if i was good at real estate i could have my own business/agency one day, and i would love to have my own business, so that is a real plus. Just because there is a common perception of people in these industries having bad ethics is so not a reason i wouldn't do it, that is just stupid, if I would like to do it and am good at it, doesn't mean i am a cunt, i believe strongly in the ethics of sales... i did sell advertising before, remember Lizkins???
I remember looking to buy my house and having some extremely nice and helpful agents helping me out, a lot more than when looking to rent thats for sure. Plus the enjoyment people get from buying their house (as seen from people winning auctions etc) would be great to be part of on a weekly basis, making peoples dreams come true and all of that... there is a lot of emotion in the transaction of property and I would like to think that I will understand and respect that situation...
semantics re marketing and advertising in terms of what Hicks was saying.
Of course they were nice when you were wanting to buy a house, they make more money out of selling homes over rentals. i thought rentals were agents bread and butter, but they are not. They are just an annoyance. As someone potentially new to the business you will have to probably do rentals before selling homes, and who knows how long that will be for.
And Retzie is spot on, you have one person/couple/family per house to sell too, with many others you will be saying no too.
i guess my concern is what you would be subjected too, and attitude change. It can be hard not to be affected by your work. i know when doing litiagtion, i did start arguing more with everyone in my personal life and didn't like the person i became as a result. Real estate agents seem to switch off to the personal side of things to get the job done. That would be hard to switch on and off for work and personal life.
live your life like every week is shark week
click here fo fotos
click here fo fotos
- youthful_implants
- Posts: 4379
- Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:10 pm
- Location: bracken
- Contact:
Re: JOBS
advertising, marketing, real estate, lawyers, plastic surgeons etc etc
the only reason these people get hated on is because they make lots of money doing something other people wish they had the initiative to do.
real estate agents are not responsible for house price inflation either, thats just free market economy and lack of sensible regulation doing what it does.
you cant tar them all with the same brush anyway thats just well racist.
the only reason these people get hated on is because they make lots of money doing something other people wish they had the initiative to do.
real estate agents are not responsible for house price inflation either, thats just free market economy and lack of sensible regulation doing what it does.
you cant tar them all with the same brush anyway thats just well racist.
Re: JOBS
I know a guy who started doing real estate, works with hocking stuart now, doing well.
However when he started the job, he lost his girlfriend due to the excessive hours he worked (6-7 days a week and LOOONG hours during the week too).
So yeah you can make a bit of coin, but seems you lose your life for the most part.
Come and work at my work Quickster, i was doing the payroll for about a month awhile back, some of the sales guys here were pulling $8-$9k per fortnight, the majority about $5-$6k per fortnight and the strugglers only (LOL) ~$3k per fortnight.
However when he started the job, he lost his girlfriend due to the excessive hours he worked (6-7 days a week and LOOONG hours during the week too).
So yeah you can make a bit of coin, but seems you lose your life for the most part.
Come and work at my work Quickster, i was doing the payroll for about a month awhile back, some of the sales guys here were pulling $8-$9k per fortnight, the majority about $5-$6k per fortnight and the strugglers only (LOL) ~$3k per fortnight.
Re: JOBS
I, on the other hand, had the consular officer at my visa interview take one look at my offer letter and blurt out "Is that all they pay you??"almax wrote:Come and work at my work Quickster, i was doing the payroll for about a month awhile back, some of the sales guys here were pulling $8-$9k per fortnight, the majority about $5-$6k per fortnight and the strugglers only (LOL) ~$3k per fortnight.
I'm so glad my time, skills and personal sacrifice are being so handsomely rewarded
deviant wrote:I'm some sort of man-machine.
Re: JOBS
Errr, no, that's got nothing to do with the reason why I hate most of those professions.youthful_implants wrote:
the only reason these people get hated on is because they make lots of money doing something other people wish they had the initiative to do.
I hate them because they are evil blood-sucking parasites who retreat into the anus of beelzebub every evening for a cup of hot babies souls, and they wipe their arses with the skins of puppies that they have personally skinned alive.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
Re: JOBS
If munny is what you want, I'm sure Macqaurie bank would reward you handsomely for developing algorithms that, err, do tings and stuff.retzie wrote:I, on the other hand, had the consular officer at my visa interview take one look at my offer letter and blurt out "Is that all they pay you??"almax wrote:Come and work at my work Quickster, i was doing the payroll for about a month awhile back, some of the sales guys here were pulling $8-$9k per fortnight, the majority about $5-$6k per fortnight and the strugglers only (LOL) ~$3k per fortnight.
I'm so glad my time, skills and personal sacrifice are being so handsomely rewarded
My bro had an interview with them when he finished honours maths. Their comment in the interview was 'we see that you love jazz music. Perhaps finance isn't really your bag.'
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
Re: JOBS
Yeah, nah, never going to happen. I'd rather get a job filing :idiotsavanttendencies:C.I.A. wrote:If munny is what you want, I'm sure Macqaurie bank would reward you handsomely for developing algorithms that, err, do tings and stuff.
Luckily I don't really give a fuck about the money. It just pulls me up sometimes when I'm reminded how much they are taking the piss
C.I.A. wrote:My bro had an interview with them when he finished honours maths. Their comment in the interview was 'we see that you love jazz music. Perhaps finance isn't really your bag.'
Ideally, I'd find someone who'd pay me to make emoticons...
deviant wrote:I'm some sort of man-machine.
- youthful_implants
- Posts: 4379
- Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:10 pm
- Location: bracken
- Contact:
Re: JOBS
C.I.A. wrote:Errr, no, that's got nothing to do with the reason why I hate most of those professions.youthful_implants wrote:
the only reason these people get hated on is because they make lots of money doing something other people wish they had the initiative to do.
I hate them because they are evil blood-sucking parasites who retreat into the anus of beelzebub every evening for a cup of hot babies souls, and they wipe their arses with the skins of puppies that they have personally skinned alive.
- huge
- old boy
- Posts: 7368
- Joined: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:36 pm
- Location: the rings around saturn
- Contact:
Re: JOBS
getting out of advertising was the best thing i did for my bank balance huhuh. was a hell of a lot of fun tho.
http://www.thelittlemule.com - tredleys and caffeine
http://www.dubstep.com.au - aussie dubstep forums
http://www.dubstep.com.au - aussie dubstep forums
- quiet roar
- Posts: 1543
- Joined: Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:42 pm
- Location: Brunswicked
Re: JOBS
Bollocks!!youthful_implants wrote:advertising, marketing, real estate, lawyers, plastic surgeons etc etc
the only reason these people get hated on is because they make lots of money doing something other people wish they had the initiative to do.
Says a lot about you, though.
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
Re: JOBS
yeah screw weekends... never want to work them again... will hit you up when i am backalmax wrote:I know a guy who started doing real estate, works with hocking stuart now, doing well.
However when he started the job, he lost his girlfriend due to the excessive hours he worked (6-7 days a week and LOOONG hours during the week too).
So yeah you can make a bit of coin, but seems you lose your life for the most part.
Come and work at my work Quickster, i was doing the payroll for about a month awhile back, some of the sales guys here were pulling $8-$9k per fortnight, the majority about $5-$6k per fortnight and the strugglers only (LOL) ~$3k per fortnight.
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it... taste of her acorn chapstick
- youthful_implants
- Posts: 4379
- Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:10 pm
- Location: bracken
- Contact:
Re: JOBS
no it doesn't say anything about me actually.quiet roar wrote:Bollocks!!youthful_implants wrote:advertising, marketing, real estate, lawyers, plastic surgeons etc etc
the only reason these people get hated on is because they make lots of money doing something other people wish they had the initiative to do.
Says a lot about you, though.
Last edited by youthful_implants on Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:23 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Re: JOBS
Should that have read "a cup of hot babies' souls"?
Feck. Apostrophe WTF.
Lucky I don't write copy for a living.
Feck. Apostrophe WTF.
Lucky I don't write copy for a living.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
Re: JOBS
Hey gang...
Got a FT job going here at work.
Office Administrator
Northern suburbs (Preston)
Responsibilities: accounts receivable, invoicing, banking, general office admin, telephone answering.
You will need to have basic skills with MS Office but more importantly, have the ability to pick up new systems quickly.
The successful applicant will also have very strong customer service skills, strong communication and be able to work to tight deadlines and with limited supervision.
You'll be working in the music industry, in a pretty fun and relatively relaxed atmosphere...
Hit me up ASAP if interested, we're interviewing now.
Got a FT job going here at work.
Office Administrator
Northern suburbs (Preston)
Responsibilities: accounts receivable, invoicing, banking, general office admin, telephone answering.
You will need to have basic skills with MS Office but more importantly, have the ability to pick up new systems quickly.
The successful applicant will also have very strong customer service skills, strong communication and be able to work to tight deadlines and with limited supervision.
You'll be working in the music industry, in a pretty fun and relatively relaxed atmosphere...
Hit me up ASAP if interested, we're interviewing now.
Re: JOBS
are you allowed to post on MB.C all day?
- witty_pseudonym
- Posts: 11779
- Joined: Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:53 am
- Location: betwixt and between
Re: JOBS
Apparently.deviant wrote:are you allowed to post on MB.C all day?
Re: JOBS
deviant wrote:nice, hook me up
- ghetto kitty
- Posts: 13157
- Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 1:40 pm
- Contact:
- chrisjadescorpion
- Posts: 4
- Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:20 am
Re: JOBS
just lost my job, manager at a video store for four years.
happy days.....
studying internet design at present, but really keen to start working again.
pretty good on computers and good with customer service.
any help repaid with beer.......
happy days.....
studying internet design at present, but really keen to start working again.
pretty good on computers and good with customer service.
any help repaid with beer.......
Re: JOBS
If u want a call centre job let me know.
- ghetto kitty
- Posts: 13157
- Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 1:40 pm
- Contact:
Re: JOBS
hey guys,
Miss Libertine is looking for an experienced bar manager to work nights & weekends starting at 30ish hours per week.
Personality, attention to detail and professionalism a must.
please send cover letters and resumes to [email protected]
Miss Libertine is looking for an experienced bar manager to work nights & weekends starting at 30ish hours per week.
Personality, attention to detail and professionalism a must.
please send cover letters and resumes to [email protected]
Re: JOBS
Any one know of anything jobs going in the hated advertising/media/marketing (something that would suit some one studying it,)/possibly music related venue styley?
Need a new job, rent getting hard to pay with just djing. Been job searching for three weeks, doing lots of applications but only had a few interviews.. a couple of which didnt go so well lol
Need a new job, rent getting hard to pay with just djing. Been job searching for three weeks, doing lots of applications but only had a few interviews.. a couple of which didnt go so well lol
- huge
- old boy
- Posts: 7368
- Joined: Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:36 pm
- Location: the rings around saturn
- Contact:
Re: JOBS
advertising is notoriously hard to get into. that and you're probably making more than a first year account manager already :smashed:
http://www.thelittlemule.com - tredleys and caffeine
http://www.dubstep.com.au - aussie dubstep forums
http://www.dubstep.com.au - aussie dubstep forums
- kronz
- Posts: 5881
- Joined: Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:57 am
- Location: so a family walks into a talent agent and the talent agent says "what's your act"?
Re: JOBS
This is correct.
A good mate of mine and former housemate (and hugh's old accountant) is a Finance Director for an advertising company. At an entry level position you'll be looking at about 30k a year.
A good mate of mine and former housemate (and hugh's old accountant) is a Finance Director for an advertising company. At an entry level position you'll be looking at about 30k a year.
GO CATS! GO CATS!