Happy Birthday Evil

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:22 am

To one of the dirtiest, wrongest but nicest blokes around...happy fucking birthday carnt. You're a true credit to the scene with impecable taste in tunes :metallica: and undeniably have contributed more than your fair share to all things broken...keep it coming mate.

was a pleasure to celebrate with you.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:02 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DREW!!!

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:13 am

happy birthday bruv... hope it was a good one for you, I know the rest of us had a blast.

TimmyG · Post by **TimmyG** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:51 am

Happy birthday dude

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:28 pm

Happy Birthday Drew, hope you had a wicked day, love ya work matey!

Lucid_Visuals · Post by **Lucid_Visuals** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:30 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE LUCID CREW CARNT!!

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:32 pm

all these happy birthday messages how bout you go fark yourself you silly kunt

happy bday Evil

come round and we shall

SHIFTY · Post by **SHIFTY** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:33 pm

Lucid_Visuals wrote:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE LUCID CREW CARNT!!

that is one twisted looking party

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:57 pm

Happy Birthday, Drewski! Hope you have a great day.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:00 pm

Hope you had fun

Zerotonine · Post by **Zerotonine** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:19 pm

Happy birthday to the most evillest man I know, keep rockin' brother, I'll see you soon

.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:42 pm

Happy Birthday shit lips, can I borrow your senior citz card sometime?

Hope you had an awesome day,

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:05 pm

Happy Birthday Drew. Was cool celebrating with you on. Hope you made it large for the rest of the day.

these are for you >

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:26 pm

Thanx heaps guys.
I'm touched.

Just got home then from a crazy day in the park with ADD Boy, Meanance, and witty pseudonym.

I've been going since Dom and Roland, haven't slept a wink.

(In-joke following

.......)

Raped some apes with ADD Boy though, and made mayhem down at the apery - Apes 'R' Us.
Come down there in the next 2 hours and you get 'apes rates' .
We have some cheap baboons whose behinds are just starting to flower, and are a nice shade of pinky purple.
Get in quick, and Borat will throw in an ape restraining harness - free of charge.

Seriously tho guys, thanx for the nice words and birthday wishes.
Have had a cunt of a year, but 2006 will rock - I just know it, even though I'm officialy an old bastard now.

Thanx heaps guys - had a great B'day.
See you soon!

menace · Post by **menace** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:39 pm

Little Evil wrote:Thanx heaps guys.
I'm touched.

Just got home then from a crazy day in the park with ADD Boy, Meanance, and witty pseudonym.

I've been going since Dom and Roland, haven't slept a wink.

(In joke following .......)

Raped some apes with ADD boy though, and made mayhem down at the apery - Apes 'R' Us. Come down there in the next 2 hours and you get 'apes rates' .
We have some cheap baboons whose behinds are just starting to flower, and are a nice shade of pinky purple.
Get in quick, and Borat will throw in an ape restraining harness - free of charge.

Seriously tho guys, thanx for the nice words and birthday wishes.
Have had a cunt of a year, but 2006 will rock - I just know it, even though I'm officialy an old bastard now.

Thanx heaps guys - had a great B'day.
See you soon!

happy bv days !!!!!!!

sorry i had to call it quites but i was

raping apes !!!!

menace · Post by **menace** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:50 pm

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spelling drew

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:08 pm

A very happy birthday Drew. It was great meeting you christmas day and celebrating boxing day even if we were both a little wasted and completely random. But thats what its all about when you have a birthday at such a fucking shit time of year. Anyway i'm sure i'll see you soon. Plus now i have a partner in crime when birthday time comes around next year.

From the sounds of it you need to go to bed and i hope for your sake you don't dream of any apes.

kemicalsista · Post by **kemicalsista** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:54 pm

hope your day was full of all you wanted it to be full of??? does that make any sense?

happy birthday anyways.

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:24 pm

Happy birthday Drew

I'm sure u celebrated as i expected..

catch u soon for a birthday drink

same o · Post by **same o** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:29 pm

happy birthday kaarhunt

Chunkers · Post by **Chunkers** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:21 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DREW!!

Post by **lynt** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:25 pm

Happy Birthday Drew!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:53 am

Little Evil wrote:
Raped some apes with ADD Boy though, and made mayhem down at the apery - Apes 'R' Us.
Come down there in the next 2 hours and you get 'apes rates' .
We have some cheap baboons whose behinds are just starting to flower, and are a nice shade of pinky purple.
Get in quick, and Borat will throw in an ape restraining harness - free of charge.

fucking funny bastards.

:struggling:

Post by **Friday** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 10:55 am

happy birthday!

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:00 am

(belated) happy birthday dude

quiet roar · Post by **quiet roar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:04 am

Big ups, big fella.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 11:23 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:
Little Evil wrote:
Raped some apes with ADD Boy though, and made mayhem down at the apery - Apes 'R' Us.
Come down there in the next 2 hours and you get 'apes rates' .
We have some cheap baboons whose behinds are just starting to flower, and are a nice shade of pinky purple.
Get in quick, and Borat will throw in an ape restraining harness - free of charge.

fucking funny bastards.

:struggling:

I have been pissing myself all morning about yesterdays session in the park, and then the final walk home - I almost shat myself with laughter.
Dudes like myself and ADD boy are going to get ourselves killed one day if keep behaving like that.

Eg - walking up to a dude on Smith St after he comes out of 7/11 and asking him if he'd like to 'rape some apes - because it's nice' in Borat's voice.
Man, someone should have plugged us.

Man, what's going on lately? I'm doing funnier and crazier shit these days than when I was 19.
I walked into a huge mega-mart a month or so ago, wearing nothing but half a slab box, with make-shift shoulder straps,and made everyone's shopping experience hell for about 15 mins.
Does it get stupider than that?

Someone fucking help me. I'm meant to be a responsible adult.

No, I'm out. No more. That's it.
ADD boy - fuck off - your going to get me locked up.

The slapping the arse thing was outrageous, but the rest of the weekend was nothing less than insane.

It's all getting too silly. I think I did an abdominal muscle laughing yesterday.

I'm being good from now onwards. My new dj name is 'Little Responsible'
I'm 32 for fucks sake!!

Thanx for the other birthday greetings too guys - see you all at Glenny's house 2moz, and again on NYD at 33

See ya.

menace · Post by **menace** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:58 pm

Little Evil wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:
Little Evil wrote:

I have been pissing myself all morning about yesterdays session in the park, and then the final walk home - I almost shat myself with laughter.
Dudes like myself and ADD boy are going to get ourselves killed one day if keep behaving like that.
Eg - walking up to a dude on Smith St after he comes out of 7/11 and asking him if he'd like to 'rape some apes - because it's nice' in Borat's voice.
Man, someone should have plugged us.

ADD boy - fuck off - your going to get me locked up.
The slapping the arse thing was outrageous, but the rest of the weekend was nothing less than insane.

...apes are evil !!

Lucid_Visuals · Post by **Lucid_Visuals** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:50 pm

responsible adult? you?!?!??

does this mean we have to change Gimme to
"please may i have some breaks - if it's not too much trouble"

it's almost a year since you were going "waa" inside a locker and banging your head against the sides in a stackhat.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:04 pm

Happy Birthday Bro !!

Wat a fucking random day of craziness Monday was !!

"Excuse me.. helloo"

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:39 pm

a very belated happy birthday you dirty old bastard

love your work fella

marcus · Post by **marcus** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:57 am

happy birthday little fella, sounds like your celebrations were a blast, will catch up for a beer when i get back!

DC · Post by DC » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:46 am

Happy Brithday Donkey.....

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:12 am

Happy belated birthday to the most annoying and offensive person I know who also happens to be one of my greatest friends.

Much love and respect to you Drew

You silly wrong bastard

2006 is all about US!

sweetcheeks · Post by **sweetcheeks** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:21 pm

happy birthday!

ukime · Post by **ukime** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:02 pm

damn missed this thread!

Happy Birthday drew! hope ya had a crazy holiday/birthday season mate! Looking forward to the return of Gimme ... bring it baby!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:09 pm

Belated birthday wishes to ya big fella! Hope you had a great day!