TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

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Mike Hunt
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hahaha Mike Hunt is missing.


http://www.google.com.au/search?sourcei ... chael+hunt

Michael Hunt Missing Child MessageEmail message claims that a fifteen year old boy named Michael Hunt is missing from Longs South Carolina.
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haha, i just told one person that Tom Hanks died and you should have seen it shoot around the office!
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almax wrote:haha, i just told one person that Tom Hanks died and you should have seen it shoot around the office!
Fools GOLD. lol
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Citizen Smif wrote:today i am 2 short of full dmz catalogue
ur so leet :teef:
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for lil'miss - i dont know what it is, but this one made me laugh.

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See u in 20 D !! ;)
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!! nice. Just going to finish this invoice and head down.
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Citizen Smif wrote:
Amick wrote:
Citizen Smif wrote:today i am 2 short of full dmz catalogue
ur so leet :teef:
i know, thats why i posted it.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I sit transfixed but not really absorbing anything clicking, clicking, clicking.. like a Xmas beetle


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gnat wrote:I sit transfixed but not really absorbing anything clicking, clicking, clicking.. like a Xmas beetle


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I need something to work with here peeps.
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DBoy wrote:for lil'miss - i dont know what it is, but this one made me laugh.

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Ha. Yep, larfed value also obtained over here.

I got nothin today.

Although im still going on last week's one D, RAIDME. Surname too :shock:
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is that christmas beetle?
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On November 16, 2006, an Internet rumor circulated that Hanks had fallen to his death off a cliff in New Zealand. New Zealand police have denied all knowledge of any accidental deaths surrounding the cliffs or involving famous people. The rumor is thought to have been started by www.fakeawish.com
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Oh well its still friday :D :smt073
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factory worker wrote:is that christmas beetle?
Yeps. Everywhere in QLD at this time of year

Clicky too :lol:
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C.I.A. wrote:
I still can't get over the fact that you work in the building with the giant...errrm...brown statues :lol:
you mean the dog turds down the front? haha yes, I get some funny looks when I am speaking down the phone "see you at the turds in 5"

afternoon all :D

G20 = hot policemen (men in in uniform :smt118) that have to let me through their gate to get my coffee every morning. Lucky for me they seem to have stationed particluary tall good-looking members of the constabulary at the north-east corner of the barricade.

"Are you sure you don't want to frisk me officer? No no no... a lady cop is not necessary at all... "

I have had three coffees this morning...
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dare you to rock up out front and say

"I haven't had a cunt all day drinkstable"
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:smt006

Good to see that lads for lunch !! :D
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mrj wrote:dare you to rock up out front and say

"I haven't had a cunt all day drinkstable"
Or you could just PLOP it on the sidewalk........ :wink:
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word, lunch was nice.

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Im off, see you guys tomorrow....
Im not drinking so you can all relax ha ha!! I have to bring some cricket shit and frisbees so i will bring my P.E uniform.PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Well at least i will be the fattest guy on the street gettin a boat
HEY HEY HEY im gettin a boat!!!!
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Grey Son wrote:Im off, see you guys tomorrow....
Im not drinking so you can all relax ha ha!! I have to bring some cricket shit and frisbees so i will bring my P.E uniform.PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!
EZ big fulla. Looking forward to catchin up with you again. I've got some ear plugs this time.
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Dear God

Please forgive me for doing absolutely NO work all day today. I confess I have taken an hour tea break to sit in the sun with friends sucking lattes, an even longer lunch break and in between have been posting on mb.c. That would be approx 7% productivity- comprising of responding to my emails and turning the fax machine on this morning

I also laughed a lot at a man with really bad sunburn which I think he saw. I know it was cruel but I just know it happened when he was passed out on a hill at the races and he probably was a tosser anyway.

Lastly, I am wearing fishnet stockings with shorts and kicks today because erm.. it seemed like a good idea at 7am this morning, putting a bit of f.u.n.k into my Friday :? Do I really qualify as emo with this transient faux pas?


Am I going to hell and how many emos are already there?
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EMO !!!!

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gnat: OMG I have done NOTHING today.... I have a few really important emails to do and I can't even get the motivation to do them :roll:
ADD_Boy wrote::smt006

Good to see that lads for lunch !! :D
thanx for inviting me, ya prick :P
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sorry cheif.

Was a very last minute thing.
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lol @ gnatty

theres too many emos there already babe...

hello lovely gang of mbeaters...

workin in the sun today ahhhhhh

cant wait for tonight.
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what's on tonight Bo?

add: whatever dude....




























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I think the concetration fairy is doing the rounds.

And she must be fuckin massive cos I cant look at this same place for longer than 3 seconds at the moment :?

Gnat, maybe its not so bad if heaps of others arnt doing any work either? :shock:

But then you could say that im sort of paying myself really...... :? :roll:
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Gold Gnatty, gold!!!! :smt043
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DBoy wrote:word, lunch was nice.
when it finally came....
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Nice one Gnat. I read it out to the person that works next to mne and they thought I wrote it about what I've done all day. GOLD.
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How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb ?

One. To tell the nations of the world that they either favor changing the light bulb or support darkness
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Summertime and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras-MG
All the people in the dance will agree that
we're well qualified to
represent
the LBC

Me and Louie we're gunna run to the party and dance till the rhythm it
gets
harder

Ba da ba bye bye
Ba da ba bye bye

Me and my girl we got this relationship
I love her so bad, but she trats me like shhh
All locked down like a penitentiary
She spreads her lovin all over
and when she gets home
there's none left for me

Summertime and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras-MG
All the people in the dance will agree that we're well qualified to
represent
the LBC

Me and Louie we're gunna run to the party
and dance till the rhythm it gets
harder

Ba da ba bye bye
Ba da ba bye bye
Ba da ba bye bye
ba da ba bye bye

So take this veil from off my eyes
My burning sun will some day rise
And what am I gunna be doin for a wife
I said I'm gunna play with myself
Show them now we've come off the self
Summertime and the livin easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras-MG
All the people in the dance will agree that we're well qualified to
represent
the LBC

Me and Louie we're gunna run to the party
and dance till the rhythm it
gets
harder

Evil
Evil
Tension
Tension
Hold her
Water

Evil come to tell you that she's evil
most definitrly
Evil, horny scandalous and evil
most definitely

The tension is growing hotter
I'd like to hold her head underwater

Summertime and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with RAS-MG
All the people in the dance will agree that we're well qualified to
represent
the
LBC

Me and Louie everybody run to the party
and dance till the rhythm it gets
harder
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afternoon ladies and gents and liz with the funky green name.
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ello mecka, what up?
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nuffin.

u got a hobby yet?
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mecka wrote:nuffin.

u got a hobby yet?
aaprt from pocket billiards, not really.
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ah playing with ones balls. is there no nobler pastime than to palm ones testes on a sunny afternoon?
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A couple of protestors just got busted in a chemical companys building this aftrernoon, some were dressed as cops............
Naughty naughty smacky bum bum!!
Well at least i will be the fattest guy on the street gettin a boat
HEY HEY HEY im gettin a boat!!!!
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mecka wrote:ah playing with ones balls. is there no nobler pastime than to palm ones testes on a sunny afternoon?
Its definitley better than trying to give them a squeeze in an open plan office.
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so you dont take your hobbies to work then
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mecka wrote:so you dont take your hobbies to work then
On the contrary, its takes balls to do my job. I risk getting caught on this forum.
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factory worker wrote:
mecka wrote:ah playing with ones balls. is there no nobler pastime than to palm ones testes on a sunny afternoon?
Its definitley better than trying to give them a squeeze in an open plan office.
You could get a great PROMOTION mate with that kind of behaviour!!
Well at least i will be the fattest guy on the street gettin a boat
HEY HEY HEY im gettin a boat!!!!
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And we'll all get kicked in th enuts if we turn this back into a boyzone - friendly advice from boys to men. hahaha.
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