TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:10 pm

make me smile.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:42 pm

Lizkins wrote:all i want to know is, where is the monster shark. i want him as my pet, he will be named bitey

That's pretty grave news about the sea though. We humans are fucked up.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:40 pm

C.I.A. wrote:

Game over, man. Game over.

What we need to do is engineer some jellyfish that like eating oil.

Or fish that love swimming in it. Problem solved.

Problem with fish they're not very good at seeing the hazards before they appear so maybe some underwater signage would help?

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:57 pm

Underwater Neon Signage.

definitely.

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:18 pm

These modern memento mori should be hung about our collective necks, as an indictment of our notional but illusory dominion over nature and the impact of our blighted, blind consumerism on the fragile system that supports us.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:27 pm

youthful_implants wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:

Game over, man. Game over.
What we need to do is engineer some jellyfish that like eating oil.

Or fish that love swimming in it. Problem solved.

Problem with fish they're not very good at seeing the hazards before they appear so maybe some underwater signage would help?

that is a brilliant idea! then all the poor animals won't have to suffer! But i am sure the hippies will complain because all that will be left is cleaning oil off the rocks*

*pick what tv show i am referencing

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:15 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch

worst

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:37 pm

Lizkins wrote: that is a brilliant idea! then all the poor animals won't have to suffer! But i am sure the hippies will complain because all that will be left is cleaning oil off the rocks*

*pick what tv show i am referencing

Home and Away?

almax · Post by **almax** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:25 pm

hard to look away

http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:48 pm

@ Liz... Futurama.?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:52 pm

C.I.A. wrote:These modern memento mori should be hung about our collective necks, as an indictment of our notional but illusory dominion over nature and the impact of our blighted, blind consumerism on the fragile system that supports us.

thats grim.

thse photo's of China's pollution are pretty intense as well.

http://www.chinahush.com/2009/10/21/ama ... -in-china/

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:59 pm

DBoy wrote:yesh.

On your mix now. Streaming it while I write actually.
Nice dubby flavours, liking it a lot. Cheers.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:13 am

calstro wrote:@ Liz... Futurama.?

Nope, The Simpsons when Lisa wants to save the Seals but ends up cleaning rocks.

Although Rainer Wolfcastle aka McBain gets a Seal put aside for him though.

:simpsonsfreak:

calstro · Post by **calstro** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:06 am

^^^ Aha... now I remember. Was confusing with the Bender penguin episode.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:38 pm

Blaxter wrote:
DBoy wrote:yesh.
On your mix now. Streaming it while I write actually.
Nice dubby flavours, liking it a lot. Cheers.

thanks mate. dubby but different eh.

and good Friday to yea rest - hope all flying high as we come to the end of another working week.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:03 pm

I'm not actually doing work today, lol

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:10 pm

do you want me to be sorry that you are not working.

What exactly is your problem Kronz. bloody hell. freak!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:35 pm

calstro wrote:^^^ Aha... now I remember. Was confusing with the Bender penguin episode.

Bender penguin episode? Are there episodes I don't own??

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:39 pm

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim

Thou shalt not worship pop idols

Or follow lost prophets

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, John Hartmond, Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrisson, Jimmy Hendrix or Sid Barrett in vain.

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile, some people are just nice.

Thou shalt not read NME

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they became popular

Thou shalt not question Steven Fry

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover

Thou shalt not judge lethal weapon by Danny Glover

Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products

Thou shalt not Nestle products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then cheat on him

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants...

...use it to get into their heads.

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks

Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick.

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week in, week out Because you once saw a girl there that you fancied; that you're never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals.

No matter how great they are, or were.

The Beatles were just a band.

Led Zeppelin , just a band.

The Beach Boys , just a band..

The Sex Pistols , just a band.

The Clash , just a band.

Crass , just a band.

Minor Threat , just a band.

The Cure , just a band.

The Smiths , just a band.

Nirvana , just a band.

The Pixies, just a band.

Oasis , just a band.

Radiohead , just a band.

Bloc Party , just a band.

The Arctic Monkeys, just a band.

"The next big thing", just a band.

Thou shalt not give bad word to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those in english speaking countries.

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the 4 elements and never will be.

Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music x4

Thou shalt not Pimp My Ride.

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.

Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.

When i say "Hey", thou shalt not say "Ho"

When i say "Hip", thou shalt not say "Hop"

When i say, he say, she say, we say; "Make some noise.", kill me.

"Ah, I've forgot were i was, hang on..."

Thou shalt not quote me happy.

Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.

Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me.

Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix"

P-H-E-O-N-I-X.

Not, P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.

Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying; "Izziiit"

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always, thou shalt always, kill.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:03 pm

calstro wrote:@ Liz... Futurama.?

no to jamesssss and Stray, its the Simpsons! how could you forget aye? its the one where Lisa and Marge go to help an oil spill and all the celebs got the cute animals and they got rocks.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:04 pm

Amick wrote:
calstro wrote:@ Liz... Futurama.?
Nope, The Simpsons when Lisa wants to save the Seals but ends up cleaning rocks.

Although Rainer Wolfcastle aka McBain gets a Seal put aside for him though.

:simpsonsfreak:

lol i didn't read your post.

*Simpsonfreakhighfive!*

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:15 pm

Free slurpee!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:51 am

Lephrenic wrote:Free slurpee!

I missed out

tee193 · Post by **tee193** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:51 pm

Lephrenic wrote:Free slurpee!

haha we went to two seven elevens all were overrun with skater kids and bogans drinking the liquid because they couldnt cope with all the slurpers

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:26 am

grumble.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:24 pm

this guy is rad:

The Honey Badger

The honey badger is known as the most fearless animal on earth, braving the deadliest of animals without a moment’s hesitation and almost always winning in battles to the death. They’ve got incredibly powerful jaws and knifelike claws, making up for what they lack in size with their awesome ferocity. The honey badger goes straight for the scrotum when attacking large male animals. They are commonly seen attacking and eating cobras, and though the toxins might knock them out for a few minutes, they get right back up and resume their meal. Amazingly enough, these little creatures gets their favorite snack – honey – by literally stupefying bees with the scent they release from their anal glands as they swirls their tails, sometimes doing handstands to spread the suffocating odor.

Nature I applaud thee.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:15 am

It kills them with farts....

awesome

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:21 am

deviant wrote:It kills them with farts....

awesome

and goes for their nuts, basically.

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:52 am

that Badger is Hardy all over

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:30 am

Squirrel and Badger. I like it.

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:16 pm

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:03 pm

mixtress wrote:Squirrel and Badger. I like it.

hahaha try living with the two of them at the same time. i was the zoo keeper

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:21 pm

good afternoon windies and willowettes.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:25 pm

afternoon, i dont quite know which of those categories i fit into!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:41 pm

quick wrote:that Badger is Hardy all over

He's got my number, that's for sure

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:41 pm

/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/nor ... time.html/

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:28 pm

deviant wrote:Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then cheat on him

is it okay if I leave off the last part but still do the first two?

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:52 pm

mrj wrote:
deviant wrote:Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then cheat on him
is it okay if I leave off the last part but still do the first two?

drugs are bad mmmkay!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:59 pm

Amick wrote:
mrj wrote:
deviant wrote:Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriends best friend, take drugs, and then cheat on him
is it okay if I leave off the last part but still do the first two?
drugs are bad mmmkay!

Amick!

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:45 pm

Oh shit i forgot to

this one's better, comes with flowers!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:31 pm

omg i LOVE gracious sarcasm cunty emoticon!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:25 am

Any one have a good Osteopath in the city?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:35 am

JAMESSSS wrote:Any one have a good Osteopath in the city?

yep, I'm in the office of one right now

Jason @ north Carlton osteopathy

technically not city but easy enough to get to, is on lygon st

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:42 am

Wicked.

Thanks!

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:43 am

what does one of them do?

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:55 am

Who knows!

I've been feeling that my posture is changing since I started running, so I thought I'd talk to someone about it.

Tell Jason you scored him a 5:30 Josh, he can't leave early now.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:53 am

mrj wrote:
JAMESSSS wrote:Any one have a good Osteopath in the city?
yep, I'm in the office of one right now

Jason @ north Carlton osteopathy

technically not city but easy enough to get to, is on lygon st

sweet i have been needing a new one as mine decided to go o/s, damn him!

almax · Post by **almax** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:31 am

isn't Josh Spherix an Osteopath?

up in B-town though so dosent help much.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:04 pm

http://www.iamlost.com/features/leash//

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:29 pm

This is awesome.... http://vimeo.com/6223439