TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
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huge
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why are you using vista?
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a friend got his laptop stolen, got it replaced with one running vista.
none of his music programs would work, were compatible with the glitches in vista.
could not get help from vista, the web geeks or any of his programmer friends.
wanted to throw the new laptop out window.
spent five days tearing hishair out, then somehow got winodws and vista installed on top of each other. now, wont tell anynoe how!
hehehehehhehe
none of his music programs would work, were compatible with the glitches in vista.
could not get help from vista, the web geeks or any of his programmer friends.
wanted to throw the new laptop out window.
spent five days tearing hishair out, then somehow got winodws and vista installed on top of each other. now, wont tell anynoe how!
hehehehehhehe
The Mixtress wrote:I REALLY like that pic Lynt...did you do that???
It's very confronting considering how peaceful the lady looks, how relaxed she is next to (what looks like) a barking toothy dog.
The pup's probably yawning, but it looks like it's screaming at her (a'la Come To Daddy filmclip).
The white contrasting with her auburn hair is pretty neat too.
noice.
Nah, found it on Flickr.
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huge
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lol... users.ghetto kitty wrote:a friend got his laptop stolen, got it replaced with one running vista.
none of his music programs would work, were compatible with the glitches in vista.
could not get help from vista, the web geeks or any of his programmer friends.
wanted to throw the new laptop out window.
spent five days tearing hishair out, then somehow got winodws and vista installed on top of each other. now, wont tell anynoe how!
hehehehehhehe
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I ain't using it. But the girl who is replacing me got a new laptop (Which i guess means I am going to get to keep mine - BIGUPS) and the one they bought her has vista.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
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it's a piece of piss!DBoy wrote:I ain't using it. But the girl who is replacing me got a new laptop (Which i guess means I am going to get to keep mine - BIGUPS) and the one they bought her has vista.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
i charge $100 an hour
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I charge $50 an hour... but it takes me twice as longhuge wrote:it's a piece of piss!DBoy wrote:I ain't using it. But the girl who is replacing me got a new laptop (Which i guess means I am going to get to keep mine - BIGUPS) and the one they bought her has vista.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
i charge $100 an hour
Lessons in Management
Lesson 3
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story: The asshole is usually in charge!!
Lesson 3
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story: The asshole is usually in charge!!
^^^ thats very William Burroughs....
Who made you Judge Judy and Executioner?
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does that mean it onlytakes Huge 1 minute, hehehe, I mean huhuhuhquick wrote:I charge $50 an hour... but it takes me twice as longhuge wrote:it's a piece of piss!DBoy wrote:I ain't using it. But the girl who is replacing me got a new laptop (Which i guess means I am going to get to keep mine - BIGUPS) and the one they bought her has vista.
nightmare so far. My tech does not even have a sniff how to get it on the network, espiaclly wireless. May have to retrun to a network cable. pft.
wasting my time here.
i charge $100 an hour
Holy truck.
Installing groundwater monitoring wells near a landfill site. There would have been about 4-5000 seagulls just flying around, eating some trash and flying around some more. At one point about 400 crows joined in. Dead birds were lying everythere and rats were running all over them.
I need to carry my camera more often. That shit was so Hitchcock it wasn't funny.
Installing groundwater monitoring wells near a landfill site. There would have been about 4-5000 seagulls just flying around, eating some trash and flying around some more. At one point about 400 crows joined in. Dead birds were lying everythere and rats were running all over them.
I need to carry my camera more often. That shit was so Hitchcock it wasn't funny.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
damned wigned rats them seagulls, crows on the other hand, as devious as they are, have personality and character, did they end up having a fight with the seagulls? 4k of seagulls vs 400 Crows, would be cool to watchC.I.A. wrote:Holy truck.
Installing groundwater monitoring wells near a landfill site. There would have been about 4-5000 seagulls just flying around, eating some trash and flying around some more. At one point about 400 crows joined in. Dead birds were lying everythere and rats were running all over them.
I need to carry my camera more often. That shit was so Hitchcock it wasn't funny.
Fuck yeah. Crows are so smart. You seen that stuff where the crows drop the walnuts under the car tyres, wait for red lights and stroll up to the crushed walnuts?? Corvidae will inherit the skies.almax wrote:damned wigned rats them seagulls, crows on the other hand, as devious as they are, have personality and character, did they end up having a fight with the seagulls? 4k of seagulls vs 400 Crows, would be cool to watchC.I.A. wrote:Holy truck.
Installing groundwater monitoring wells near a landfill site. There would have been about 4-5000 seagulls just flying around, eating some trash and flying around some more. At one point about 400 crows joined in. Dead birds were lying everythere and rats were running all over them.
I need to carry my camera more often. That shit was so Hitchcock it wasn't funny.
Corvids contain the largest brain, relative to their body size, of any bird. Based on a brain-to-body ratio, the corvid brain equals that of a chimpanzee, is roughly the same as a dolphin, and is only slightly lower than a human [16]. Their intelligence is evident due to the long developmental period of the young. By remaining with the parents, the young have more opportunities to learn necessary skills.
I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
My thought for the day:
Fart Pockets
Why is it that you get pockets of fart in Officeworks?? Do people save up their farts and release them stealth-bomber style in the stapler aisle because they have some sort of fart-fetish?? Fair enough with the fart pockets in Minotaur. Geeks can't help having no social skills and subsisting on a diet of warm coke and corn chips, but Officeworks?? WTF??
And while I am on the subject of fart pockets, does anyone else get embarrassed when they find one in the back of a store and run out of it quickly not only because the air stinks like tramp anus, but also because they don't want to be labeled as a fart pocketer??
I was bored on the tram this am.
Fart Pockets
Why is it that you get pockets of fart in Officeworks?? Do people save up their farts and release them stealth-bomber style in the stapler aisle because they have some sort of fart-fetish?? Fair enough with the fart pockets in Minotaur. Geeks can't help having no social skills and subsisting on a diet of warm coke and corn chips, but Officeworks?? WTF??
And while I am on the subject of fart pockets, does anyone else get embarrassed when they find one in the back of a store and run out of it quickly not only because the air stinks like tramp anus, but also because they don't want to be labeled as a fart pocketer??
I was bored on the tram this am.
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I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, "Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede."
Good morning CIA, good morning Spiral.
CIA, it's the empty aisle scenario...it feels safe from prying noses. Empty passages allow the freedom to empty passages.
I run from pockets too. I can't imagine anyone would walk through a pocket and stop to appreciate.
CIA, it's the empty aisle scenario...it feels safe from prying noses. Empty passages allow the freedom to empty passages.
I run from pockets too. I can't imagine anyone would walk through a pocket and stop to appreciate.
Only the meek get pinched...the bold survive
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Morning all you fart pocketers!
Personally farting is one of my favorite past times.
I hate4 getting up early to finish off work, it sucks, bed was so nice this morning, you know when you just have those moments when you think that you could just stay there forever. I should shut up coz I'm tempted just to go and crawl back in.
Personally farting is one of my favorite past times.
I hate4 getting up early to finish off work, it sucks, bed was so nice this morning, you know when you just have those moments when you think that you could just stay there forever. I should shut up coz I'm tempted just to go and crawl back in.
GO CATS! GO CATS!
morning! 
lol cia- we've been here before- myer city basement is one huge fart pocket
mad pub dinner last night- empress ftw or fugettaboutit. sticks pinot next to fire is nais
cruisy day ahead after slaying meetings and presentation
and bench is now officially in melbs karlos!- already got myself a hoodie
o/s trip coming together nicely
1 V 100 thing tonight which'll be a laugh at least and black cat gins and fine tunes post
life is good
lol cia- we've been here before- myer city basement is one huge fart pocket
mad pub dinner last night- empress ftw or fugettaboutit. sticks pinot next to fire is nais
cruisy day ahead after slaying meetings and presentation
and bench is now officially in melbs karlos!- already got myself a hoodie
o/s trip coming together nicely
1 V 100 thing tonight which'll be a laugh at least and black cat gins and fine tunes post
life is good
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss
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Shadowgames
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had to bloody walk to work. i was late lol. at officeworks eh?C.I.A. wrote:My thought for the day:
Fart Pockets
Why is it that you get pockets of fart in Officeworks?? Do people save up their farts and release them stealth-bomber style in the stapler aisle because they have some sort of fart-fetish?? Fair enough with the fart pockets in Minotaur. Geeks can't help having no social skills and subsisting on a diet of warm coke and corn chips, but Officeworks?? WTF??
And while I am on the subject of fart pockets, does anyone else get embarrassed when they find one in the back of a store and run out of it quickly not only because the air stinks like tramp anus, but also because they don't want to be labeled as a fart pocketer??
I was bored on the tram this am.
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ghetto kitty
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silly boys!haha- BENCH!!
already got myself on the glue contacts list for the fresh stock
thanx for good tidings kids- it's only the audition but sif they wouldn't take us- we're interesting people. i'm so not wearing a pvc nurse's uniform though- as was suggested by someone. maybe we just wear white- and look like branch dividians
yes lizkins- come to BC- hopefully be there between 9 and 10.
:bombay:
already got myself on the glue contacts list for the fresh stock
thanx for good tidings kids- it's only the audition but sif they wouldn't take us- we're interesting people. i'm so not wearing a pvc nurse's uniform though- as was suggested by someone. maybe we just wear white- and look like branch dividians
yes lizkins- come to BC- hopefully be there between 9 and 10.
:bombay:
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss