Pirate Pick Up Lines

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Post by Lil MiSbreaks »

Oh dude.....

:smt044 :smt044
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ARGGHHH.......UM........LETS HAVE....SEX

ok I can do better than that

nope. nothing. thats me all done.
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your people up.
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YO HO, BLOW THE MAN DOWN!

Yessssssssss. Knew if I thought for long enough I'd come up with something or other
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Just try this hole, im sure it WOODEN hurt....... :shock:
Well at least i will be the fattest guy on the street gettin a boat
HEY HEY HEY im gettin a boat!!!!
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Post by lynt »

can I row my boat gently down your stream?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I don't have a line, but I wouldn't mind to sink her
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ARGH HOWS ABOUT I PLUNDER YOUR BOOTY
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Me legs not the only thing that's been replaced-and it's detachable
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ARRHHH lets shag
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Aye, that is ye be thar a parrot. How say parrot be gone an' ye perch yourself upon thee?
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Post by elysium »

ARRR COME HERE YOU SAUCY WENCH, I BE WANTING TO SHEATH ME CUTLASS IN YOUR SCABBARD :smt112
mrj wrote:ARGGHHH.......UM........LETS HAVE....SEX
:smt044
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A muscat is a variety of grape isn't it?
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UNBATTEN YE HATCH, WENCH, I'VE UNFURLED THE MAIN SAIL
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elysium wrote:UNBATTEN YE HATCH, WENCH, I'VE UNFURLED THE MAIN SAIL
:lol:
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Lay with me or ill kill you and dump you in the ocean....





Me matees!!
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HEY HEY HEY im gettin a boat!!!!
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Post by WarrenD »

Happy International Talk like a Pirate Day everyone!

Ye scurvy dogz!
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You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there!

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Post by Lauer »

WANNA POLISH MY JEWELZ?

I'LL GET MY SEAMEN ONTO YOU!
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argh, soon you'll be begging for mercy on the this plank
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