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and.... the funny thiny is my missus is sitting next to me having a mad laugh knowing im a mad cat making mad cash with a dope job rocking a mad fam giving you wak cunts shit mhahahahaha. If i dont get banned i will continue to bag the fuck out of all of you cocksuckers...haha preston fo eva pigs !!...

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youthful_implants wrote:Whats the difference between a dead hooker and the global credit crisis?

the global credit crisis fucks YOU in the ass.

Sounds like you are a massive credit crisis fan !

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HEY LIZ YOU FAT RED HEAD CUNT !! I just sent your jokes and copies of this website to current affair and got a call back and the rape jokes have gone down very well, funny that !! I hope you and your cronnies have a good time tonight at whatever nightclubs your are stroking each others pink bits, be...

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FRONTSIDE............I remember seeing them live at XSIVE on little pink tings with orange dots, then again with white twirls.........

Then cones all night aftewards, like every week, still feeling the same vibe, GO MELBOURNE !!

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If more than 2 MB cock slaps are ANYWHERE i assume that place is rancid !!!

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:x Trying to find some space doco's on the net because my son is hooked on all things universe and keep coming across shit on UFO'S, SPACE CONSPIRICYS, and WHO WILL WIN THE SPACE WARS !! Fuck me, the world has gone mad, what happend to a good old super nova man. Hippies and crack heads rule the worl...

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ghetto kitty wrote:so i had a meeting that got cancelled today,

what daytime TV should i be watching?

is jerry springer still on?

Nah, Springer is gone mate.
Not much on TV during the day GK, BLUES BROTHERS is on at 12 though. Chan 7

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Im a chef AND the missus likes most of the music i listen too, apart from metal !

So yeah, id belive that !

*plus im rad as fuck *

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Direkt wrote:
Robot Rod wrote:Kylie Gillies has to be the maddest tv presenter ATM !!

I love working nights, i can watch her in the mornings, shes niiiiiiice !

She's quite a nice MILF.

Biscuits.

Biscuits indeed !!

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Hardy wrote:FUCK YEAH!!!

This is going to be VIOLENT. AWESOME lineup!

x2298

Its as close as you can get to blending metal and bass.....

bring it orrrrn !

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Kylie Gillies has to be the maddest tv presenter ATM !!

I love working nights, i can watch her in the mornings, shes niiiiiiice !

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I use an M-Audio Axiom 25 (also available in larger flavours): http://www.cursoshacermusica.com/INDEX/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/axiom25_f.jpg It's pretty sturdy, but the endless knobs and lack of automap piss me off a bit. Keys + pads feel nice though (very much like an MPC). In ...

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Baby steps man, im off the smokes now, been 2 months.
Im a chef at a 5 start joint and i figured smoking was a little dodgy making $80 dishes.
Either way it was a good incentive and now i have no urge what so ever, mind you i dont go out and drink much so not sure how hard that is !!

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ctoafn_DMZ wrote:Hey guys - Change in date, we're looking at the Friday before (19th), you'll find out why soon enough...............

So keep that date free and venue should be annoucned this weekend with any luck

Somehow i feel this is going to be a GOOD thing yeah !!

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Thats cool guys, seems like a bit going on !!
Wil be checking a few of those gigs out.
Dysphemics tunes sound pretty cool as well, cheers !

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On this one for sure...

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Massive !!

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Thats a sweet as track, sounds alot like early Metalheadz stuff, me likes !!

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mixtress wrote:listen to the wind in your hair instead.

GOTD: The flu, it came barreling on top of me out of fucking nowhere this morning and I feel morbid And I have a job interview tomorrow

All good, just rode to her work and picked it up......

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fooishbar wrote:'dubstep' refix of deftones - shove it
http://www.redeyerecords1.co.uk/sounds/mp3/21487.mp3

Not to bad, a little basic but i like the deftones, so cool.

* i ment clubs or nights in Melbs *

My mistake on the first post, more info yeah !

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-aroes- wrote:yep
plz continue

ummmm, they should have some speakers there maybe !

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Direkt wrote:This movie looks awesome!

NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=933FExsfU3c

That movie looks massive, i wonder how well it will pole !!??

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Lizkins wrote:well chill out either way dude

that kind of behaviour ain't welcome around these parts *chewing on piece of straw*

Ok...may i have some straw then at least !!

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Snuff Box :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7GGkKpB ... re=related

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I have to ride a hour to work each afternoon and back around midnight, and my missus has the jack that connects my MP3 player to my computer, now i have to listen to the same fucking Christian Smith mix over and over again......

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DBoy wrote:teddy bear biscuits. Seriously/

With Milo ?

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..........like the old KRACHMACHER , i think it was called.
They were good nights !!

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mrj wrote:i think its within the context of this http://melbournebeats.com/forum/viewtop ... =5&t=16149

Not quite, i was jaded before that MrJ !!

* I am a robot though *

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....out and about.
Dark techy drum and bass etc ??

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deviant wrote:you aren't a very nice person are you?

Im a very nice person, i just dont like most of you.
And seeing as i have met enough Melbanders to back that up i feel just fine.

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This cunt can use it on a $900 face kick !!

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nic wrote:bad day?
hug time.

YES i would like a hug thanks !!

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nic wrote:drag C: drive to trash, restart and hold alt f4 on startup to access bios
from there reset everything and next startup it should be fine.

Wanker yeah, or cunt, either, and or !!

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I just got a 22" Monitor and Reason looks small as on it, how can i make the prog look bigger ????

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Coolio. I have the Axiom 61 at home. Nice controller. Once you set it up its sweet, a bit of fucking around though. One thing i cant figure out is when i use it with Reason, my roatary knobs only move what i assign it to by a bees dick. Meaning, i assign a knob to a cut off and it works but i can t...

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Yeah, big NI fan here also. Had a quick squiz at Maschine at Store DJ last week, looks pretty sweet. I changed my mind anyway and grabbed the SONAR POWER STUDIO with a M-Audio Axiom 25. Now i got 6 in-6 out interface running battery with Sonar so i have heaps more options. Last minute decision, but...

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Thanks, got it all sorted.
Just had to suss out the cc numbers for each control..

Peace

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I am trying to use my new M-AUDIO midi keyboard ( axiom 25 ) with SONAR POWER STUDIO 660 and its farked. I had it playing notes but no transport controls, BUT now it does nothing. I must have hit one or two of the buttons on the axiom and changed the settings, now i cant get it back...aggghhh ??????...

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The filters are second to none, and its more than a sampler, it really is a wicked machine for sound design, so...............should i snap it up ?????????????

http://www.soundonsound.com/sos/aug99/a ... multra.htm

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I never usually give props to mixes on here but this one is dope as AFFIKS !!

Been rocking it for 2 weeks now and the tracks are dope as.

Off Kilter - Tipper into Wobbleston - Vibe Squad is crazy man, badass !

NICE !

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http://www.native-instruments.com/newre ... neoverview

Picking mine up tomorrow and cant wait.
Been playing on it for 2 days and its dope, really easy to use and has some mad features !

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I wrote a Windows tool to non-destructively categorize + sort huge sample libraries into categories based on filename/path search criteria (eg. "kick", "bd", "kd"): http://auralprobe.sourceforge.net Now all I do when I buy a sample CD is copy it to my HDD under C:\Samp...

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I have a few sample packs and what not now and find it hard to find what i want quickly. At the moment i have them in their kits ie : Smokers Delight, Jay Dee collection, Drum Machines etc etc. But i find this way a little hard get around. I was thinking about placing all my kicks together, snares, ...

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I love raw cabbage and frozen beans ( not together )

But frozen beans are the bomb !

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Stay at my house Will, you can lay out front of my front door so i can wipe my shit stained shoes on you everyday after work.

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Tis gone my friends....................

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I am getting rid of a few things to fund my trip to Cambodia later this year. The Juno is only 2 months old and comes boxed with manulas and Sonar LE. Its in perfect condition and sounds great. A good synth for live work i think, with plenty of Roland sounds to keep you busy. Also comes with a 4 tra...

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I will be down.
Just got off the phone with my best mate, his ex-wive and son lost everything last night in King Lake. Now they are in Yea i think..

Fuckin full on man !

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mixtress wrote:He massaged the top of my left bum for about 20 minutes and I feel GREAT!

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