Melbourne Beats

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Amick wrote:no wai!

wai.

HOLY FUCKING HELL!

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Some sick acts. Method Man is badass. Shame it's at such a cunt of a venue, would've been there in a flash.

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Fucking awesome thread. Now keen to see who will rise to the challenge...

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text and emoticons above all selected and entered by master 3y.o. i just told him how to spell the words yeah, but what does he think of rave venues in Melbourne? great! say so;meeert rupert i like to dance to music faster and harder :angry4: :angry4: :puke: :puke: :blob3: :blob3: angry9: angry9: a...

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DBoy wrote:New Parov Stelar just dropped - mmmmmmmmmmmm waiting for payday.

Is fucking great - although may not be what you expect...

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My guess is that the recent rain has got into the pit - water makes for shitty connection. Can't do much until it dries out if that's the case. What will really piss you off is only Tel$tra are allowed to fix it - if you are not with Bigpong, you are way down the priority list. Anyway, give us some...

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My mother fucking ISP!! Upgraded to DSL2 and everything was running fine for the first 2 days. Then BAM. Im now running at speeds slower than dial up and i can't get a reason for it. No viruses on any computer in the house. Not capped. Reset the modem about 50 fucking times. And to top it all off w...

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dangerousnewage wrote:Dangerous Naked Age Recordings T-shirts available in two weeks..

Fixed

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUmyuDDn ... annel_page

Damn funny.
(although I wish I was uber l337 and could embed the fucking thing all proper like...)

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huge wrote:you should dual boot.

so def. this

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ghetto kitty wrote:IInet FTW..

After months of fucking around, they are the bomb.

Free local and national calls on voip. Win.

This.

40GB peak, 60GB off peak, local and national calls - Naked Home 5 plan -$89 = iinet win.

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C.I.A. wrote: He has to do a runner after that cos after she loses her virginity she becomes a mega-bitch and will try to eat any boys hanging around wanting to pound her wet hole a second time.

..and I think there's a little something in that for all of us.

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JAMESSSS wrote:http://www.juno.co.uk/products/1459114-02.htm

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

FUCKIN' LOL!

Absolute slammer.

Wanted. Bought. Have.

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http://www.break.com/index/two-girls-one-cyst.html

...for those with stronger stomachs than me

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^^^ sounds fucking great.

cooking tomorrow...

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El Doop wrote:
El Doop wrote:perhaps a bit risque for the beats cru inside da ride... but 'Fat Tits in Mexico' is dope on the pr0n set.

Serial.

Latino cannage extremo..... know what I mean?
word.

Holy shit. Laughed 'til my rectum bled.

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Amick wrote: here's mine for today, pope benedict bobblehead.

gtfo.

Want.

Link or stfu

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deviant wrote:do you have the windows installation CD?

This.

Re-install OS - safest and easiest.

PM if a copy needed.....

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What a fucking goose.

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That's rad. How many hours under the pins? And how much (if not rude to ask)?

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aroes wrote:lol

i got caught pissing on flinders lane cop shop and got a stern talking to

it seems consistency is the key when it comes to good policing

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Report just in: Michael Jackson has died as a result of a heart attack due to lack of air - Paramedics tried to resuscitate but could not find his mouth, nose, ears or face, he also left in his will that he wants to be melted down and turned into a play station so all the little kids will still pla...

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RIP MJ.

Billie Jean -> best.

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I shouldn't give a toss but I do. I'm dumbfounded by the sentence Chris Brown got for beating the shit out of Rihanna: “He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day — 1440 hours total) — which is, in effect, hard labor. He’ll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Vir...

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Is ace.

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a1studmuffin wrote:Definitely not for club use (as I said). I'm just struggling to justify my DJM800 + 2 CDJ1000MK3s when I only use them occasionally...

I do believe you have latent desires to sell me those at obscenely deflated prices. Cheers in advance!

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have a new gorgeous bunny but prob can't keep because the other one HATES him and keeps attacking him :( Two onions sliced. Bottle of red, tarragon, parsley salt pepper, garlic. Braise for one hour. Fixed. :smt023 wanker Easy up, tiger. No offense meant. Just fresh in my mind - made twenty serves t...

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gnat wrote:have a new gorgeous bunny but prob can't keep because the other one HATES him and keeps attacking him

Two onions sliced.

Bottle of red, tarragon, parsley salt pepper, garlic.

Braise for one hour.

Fixed.

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Looks like a toy tbh.

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Is great.
Like the use of perspective / focus.
Track is pretty fucking sick, too.

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GOTD - Button flys on my jeans. Sick of doing some spaz little dance trying to get my wang out and not fill my socks.

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Breakdance.

Turbo / Ozone FTW!

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Holy shit - funniest thing I've read yonks - fuckin' tears coming out my eyes.

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Well, cheers guys. A shitload of information, and you've probably created more questions than answers - you all should have said, 'Fuck yeah, mate. Denon are the shiz, wish I was you!' or summat :wink: I need to expand my options, apparently. Traktor / midi controller makes mucho sense - only the co...

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NS7. By far... not cheap though.[/quote] Yeah, damn sexy looking piece of kit. Nice to use? Heard they were around the $2200 mark - can buy a lot of laptop with that kind of coin though. Speaking of which, what are the min. specs on a lappy for Serato use? I mean real world experience? Generally on ...

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OK, so what's the heads up on a good midi controller? I've used Traktor and VDJ on the desktop via a keyboard I have (mappable midi obv.), but too fiddly, not intuitive and just basically gave me the shits.

(And Traktor made feel a bit guilty, like I was cheating or something)

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You may be right - was prolly looking for good reasons not to go down that path...

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Fuck. My head hurts. Look, Serato has it's pluses, but in my shoes it's not cheaper coz I'll be chucking another two grand on top for a Macbook - my four year old 1.3 Dell tells me it's scared of serato. It's just for home use anyways - used to be quite OK on the wheelz, then kids and school ate my ...

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Alrighty, it's time to bite the bullet and go digital - will now dip my toes in the mp3 pool and buy cdj's. Looking at the Denon DNS-3500. They're a few years old now, and was hoping for some feedback. They seem to be quite feature rich for the price, and given their age I was hoping some may have s...

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http://www.healthline.com/blogs/outdoor_health/uploaded_images/cdc-785103.jpg The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreatio...

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Alright, I just bought this: http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=120429654509 Place your bets now on whether I'll ever see it. :wink: And no, money has not changed hands. item has been removed.... what was it? CDJ1000Mk2 .....for $300. Got an email from th...

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That is just ace.

Still smiling....

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Alright, I just bought this:http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll ... 0429654509

Place your bets now on whether I'll ever see it.

And no, money has not changed hands.

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http://www.spaceshipjesus.com/

And then I found this guy. Fuck me if it ain't two buckets of crazy

ie.Down with the "Virgin Birth" myth of the New Testament!!! SPACESHIP JESUS was born of sexual union of SPERM WHALE and GIANT SQUID! Your priests tell you lies!

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http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk ... 03-7169844

And it goes on.

Needs more amazon thread.

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The guy's a legend. Has made some kickass stuff.
Still got some of those mad vinyls of his shaped like a circular saw blade from about ten years ago.
Respect, Mr. Stoll!

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That ProTools 301 exam I was pissing about yesterday I failed by 1. Resisting urge to smash comp, screen and mbox. Will now get drunk and roam streets swearing at strangers. GRRR. Most institutions would offer some sort of makeup for failing by 1 mark. Nothing you can do? Actually get to take the w...

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That ProTools 301 exam I was pissing about yesterday I failed by 1.

Resisting urge to smash comp, screen and mbox.

Will now get drunk and roam streets swearing at strangers. GRRR.

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pro tools 301 exam.

'Begin by disconnecting the mouse....'

AAARGH!

I can feel an epic wave of failness wash over me....

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