Melbourne Beats

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10.15 wrote:I was gonna pick her up from the airport myself

Awww, the sacrifices you're willing to make!

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DBoy wrote:Jag FTW.
Beemer FTW

Nah, Jag - much more likely to break down...

Seriously though, this'll be rad. Ten bucks to the best crowd shot of the dribbling mb.c fanboy massive

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Nah, didn't really get into Satanic Verses, but that could've been coz it was the first book of his that I had read. Considered rereading after having read *cough*ever other book he'd ever written*cough*, but never got around to it. Mebbe one day...

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midnights children and shame are next on my list. haven't got the ground beneath her feet, but should probably purchase. Shame's a bit odd - more on the freaky end of the magical realism scale. Still nowhere near as as fucking weird as Grimus though. If you're wanting to get your Rushdie on, after ...

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Shalimar the Clown - Salman Rushdie fucking birlliant book told from 5 different perspectives. rushdie really is an amazing writer. links to historical events and the character development is flawless. you feel like you know them inside out by the end. highly highly recommended. :scr1pt: Welcome re...

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Happy Birthday Ben!

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Top notch work all 'round! Danced my arse off.

With the exception of the guy who asked me if it was going to be dnb all night (Skyhooks man?), crowd was well up for it and the vibe was awesome.

Well done guys!

yenks wrote:Only downside was Deviant was shit.

:standard:

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Masturbating student blames exam stress The student went into the changing rooms with two pairs of trousers, pulled down his own trousers, sat on the floor of one of the rooms, and began his venture into onanism. But there was a metre gap between door and floor and two people saw what he was doing....

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Diplo's myspace wrote:Hey all, Diplo is not playing Future Music Festival in March 2008. Despite being advertised, this was never confirmed.

There will be an Australian tour in 2008 and the first announcement you will read about here.

I wonder how many people bought tickets on the strength of his name?

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If you're gonna spew, spew into this...

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ZOMG, is this another one of those awesome Future super special surprise announcements?! Like Diplo not really playing at FMF at all??

Either that, or they let the work experience kiddie do this flyer as well and they left off one of their headliners.....

This is how you get to the top kids.

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gnat wrote:http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 62,00.html

mrj just sent me this

people are actually quoted based on their internet pseudonym!

huhuh?

I gotta say, the ITM backlash to this is pretty entertaining...

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GOTD: My fucking supervisor. He has fucked off overseas for two of the last three months of my stupid PhD. It's fucking painful trying to discuss things via email, but he's stopped replying now, so at least I don't have to worry about that anymore. My department is, of course, completely useless. Th...

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Hi guys :smt039 So, I got to work about 45 mins ago. Shortly, I am going to wander down into the city for an end of year/Christmas lunch thingo. On the way, I will probably buy some clothes, throw things at people I know and perve on the hot boy who works in the bread shop at the Vic Market. After l...

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Ah, slow retzie....

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Fents wrote:And prob gives first rate BJ's too.

You can tell that from knees?

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i would not go out the night before :scr1pt: I was a complete zombie at the start. Luckily Z-trip revived me and much ridiculous dancing was brought forth in the mosh pit. Nice to meet some more of you guys :smt039. Pity zombiness made me so antisocial :oops: Am I the only one surprised/disappointe...

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^^ Youtube, Dan, Youtube!

Gwarn, you know you want to.....

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Just say "sweet as, mate" instead :teef: I'm shocking for stuff like this. Not so much picking up accents but stupid local ticks. Lived in California for all of 5 months and still say awesome way too much. Farkn. Also takes me approximately 5 minutes of landing in England to start saying &...

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Yeah I've been testing lots over the last month. The problem for me is I can't use the mouse with two hands on the keyboard. You can kinda do it with your left thumb, but it is a bit weird. I usually have 3 - 8 windows open in the same workspace and I type, then mouse to the next one and type and s...

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I'm so crap at buying laptops, keep finding features which put me off about the Macbook. Now I think I've come to the realisation that not having a trackpoint will slow me down too much. I've got so used to typing then moving one finger to move the mouse. Have you had a play with a Macbook IRL? I r...

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witty_pseudonym wrote:i don't have any experience in accounts.

I'd call that a win

Aren't you at uni (or recently finished)? Which one? They usually have job listing that are only available to students. A lot of cushy admin jobs are put up exclusively on there.

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^^^ kids these days still need to be taught the differences between grams, quarters and ounces! get into it! Definitely need to know how to convert between imperial measurments. Surely kids these days know that's what phones are for?? It's not so much that I don't think they should be doing maths (...

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Ow. Your bike okay?

Farken bits of metal in roads! I split my face open coming off tram tracks a couple of months ago. Now I have a scar that looks like a swastika next to my eye. Woo.

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What happened?

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jbs wrote:Have you considered being a motivational speaker?

Funny thing is, the other day people were trying to convince me to go and do a "Keep doing maths" talk at a high school. Last thing the poor fuckers need....

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I was recently at the birthday drinks of one of the few mates I'm still in touch with from school. It was hilariously gratifying to see that the mangey teenage skanks have morphed into suburban mum-shaped frumps. Bwahahahaha...... For some reason, my sister and a good mate (both hot) have hooked up ...

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nhd wrote:going on bike rides is hazardous, bastards just fly right into my mouth, no choice but to swallow them down, urgh.

Nah, you're just saving on expensive protein bars. It's all about sports nutrition.

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Even after 4 months of training the skinny farking mole bitch cunt just looked at me and said no we will still order you the large, bc you will probably still be too big for it.... looking right at my boobs... great so the hour long jog, and everything is not going to matter and i never though i wa...

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If you're after decent bike cover, definitely check out the one BV recommends . We got this at my old house - covers your bike(s) and other valuables even when they are out and about. From memory, this was the only insurance that covers your bike when it's not at home. Was also nice to know my snowb...

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Farken top shit work all concerned!!!

So much dancing, so much awesome, so much dancing....

Rad tunes, rad venue, rad crowd. Didn't check out outside, but only coz the thought never occurred to me to leave the dancefloor!

Well done all

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Fark! :puttoshameasalady:

Issey is all I got...

Lucky I can has baps, otherwise I would completely fail at being a girl.

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Kitty - mebbe try your dentist - I'm pretty sure they can do prescriptions for stuff like this. If things get ridiculous, could always try the hospital... The triage people were piffing painkillers at me when I didn't even want them. In the meantime, slurpies are your friend - the icy goodness is ra...

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Nice!

If this is anything like Ctrl Z, it'll be awesome

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Stray wrote:
retzie wrote:Done! Most productive day's work in ages....

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Done! Most productive day's work in ages....

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Boooooooooooooooored. Work going nowhere, supervisor away, can't leave coz have meeting at 6pm.... In other news, I have discovered that while googling myself is very boring, googling my username is much more entertaining. Own emoticon FTMFW! :retzie: = http://www.20-50.net/eksil/images/smilies/retz...

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... his reasons for finding his mates... *cough* girl *cough* I'm well aware (and eternally thankful) that humans are not governed by logic. It just surprises me that people who are extremely rigorous with the logic of some things throw it out the window for others. A point of interest, nothing mor...

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Well, i beleive in something, lots of things, and none of them give me a moral code or otherwise! Sorry, that comment was directed at organised religion. I have no problem whatsoever with people believing things that I don't - so much of ourselves is based on our own personal experience. The proble...

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'divine power' is not a quantifiable property, hence mathematics can't do anything with it. but couldnt there be a mathamatical equation that explains everything... ? No. Mathematical equations are not the magical beasts that everyone seems to think. My comment about mathematicians comes from the f...

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i find it hard to be 'controlled' when talking about religion I'm shocking in real life. My inner Touretz comes forth, along with threats of physical violence... funding for it from the government that we could just spend on rugs and parties instead :lol: :lol: :lol: And right here, kids, is why re...

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Devout atheist here. I believe in (and vehemently live by) my personal code of ethics and have no place in my life for religious thought, organised or otherwise. Let's face it, what an individual believes, in and of itself, has no impact upon others. It's when it influences their actions and interac...

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Any chance of set times for this?

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The speed of light is: 1235 km/h (Google) Ich don't think so... "the speed of light is exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (1,079,252,848.8 km/h)". Oh snap... I think the point is that Earth spins on an axis, hence generates a gravitational field, because it is, in turn, orbiting the su...

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I can see how both sides have their advantages/disadvantages and it's probably just a grass is always greener scenario. I'm heading towards academia and to me it means: shit pay, useless management structures, academics bickering like children, the endless quest for grants/publications, compromised ...

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flippo wrote:I'll be heading into academic anyway I think, less bullshit.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Spent any time in a University recently???

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Apparently, the gig "ended up having to be moved to Monday 5 Nov so we added it to the Espy's line-up for that night". Right...

nic wrote:espy is too far away

True dat

. I take no responsibility for any offence I may cause when I am forced to venture south of the river.

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Thanks Friday - made my day!! Tix have already been bought.

Now to get my money back from the Sydney fuckers...

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ghetto kitty wrote: id love the hook up lion park if you have it babe!

Done!

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im thinknig of volunteering in south africa. Can be awesome fun, but tends to be very expensive :(. A lot of the agencies that run bookings for these type of things take a truly extortionate cut, so you pay shitloads but the programs get fuck-all cash. If you want to look into it, I'd say try to fi...

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Something to do with the Sydney promoters (who clearly did an awesome job of promoting it...). Kentaro's obviously still coming here, so dunno what exactly went wrong. Miss L's is fuming. Good to see that the promoters have made an effort to put the word out that it's cancelled :roll:. ITM is still ...

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