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retzie

ghetto kitty wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 09, 2020 12:21 pm
hiiiiii mofos!

miss you all.

took me twenty minutes to login hahahahahah

Oh haiii.

Opening MB is like decanting a fine wine

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No opportunities for custom emojis on FB. It was a heartbreaking loss of expression tbh.

Edit: and now fucking photobucket is watermarking things.

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Oh hai. I missed these little fuckers :retzielikes: :retzielikes: :retzielikes: :retzielikes: :retzielikes: :retzielikes: :retzielikes: :retzienolike: :retzienolike: :retzienolike: :retzienolike: :retzienolike: :retzienolike: :retzienolike: :retzienolike: :retzienolike: :retzienolike: :retzienolike:...

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Right here

In Melbs. Call me, call me now: 0055 606...

Hiya huge, nice too meet you too! Also good to see the one like YI on the weekend

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Lucky I'm actually in Melbs and not having to live vicariously through MB at the moment...

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Lizkins wrote:
nic wrote:btw have u guise met?
have we even met?>
when is the mbc bbq

mbc bbq would be like 3 of us at the pub, party time! lol

Yay! I'll be in town July/Aug. We can discuss how much everything is more dead now

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BU to mumma visits. I was shit scared in the lead-up to mine visiting, but it was rad in the end. She repotted all our houseplants :lol: BU annoying as fuck housemate leaving tomorrow. Fingers crossed the new one is less of a thoughtless, yet neurotic, pain in the arse. YI, can you take my real name...

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Woo, happy birthday Alex!

nic wrote:buy some trainers that 99% ill hate as soon as i get home lol

What'd you get, what'd you get?

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:lol: Stoned nic with snot will be sure to brighten up anyone's day. (Unless you're sick with shit-your-pants germs, in which case... I'm sure they will like that too.) yes it is a good story now you should follow it up retzie, introducer some of these 'overtones' you speak of There is no follow up!...

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Damn this time difference.

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There was a mention of ex-gf, so at least into birds.

I dunno. I liked that it was a random story that was just ridiculous, without overtones of anything else

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Already not wearing a robe

Today it was 34ºC and it's still 27ºC. Although, I could make a small fortune telling people here stories of how 'bad' winter gets in Melbourne.

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Finally, a bizarro story to send straight to the pool room: At my local bar, got talking to the hipster guy sitting next to me. Slicked back hair, Raybans, black skinny jeans. Random conversation revealed that he rides a Harley (dirtbike kid growed up). After making fun of him for a while, the bar t...

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Oh hai nic, how are you? I don't understand Masterchef. Pretty sure it is a cult.

I am also bored. On holidays, no friends, nothing to do :woe:

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BU tickets home! Imma be in town mid-July to mid-Aug.

Someone make awesome gigs happen plz.

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BU 112 days until I have to teach again! Don't have to dress like a grown-up for months and months :D Yes, that long of a break is taking the piss a bit. I will be crazy in t-minus two weeks. oh retzie, i love your love drama updates lady. Heh, I'm glad they are at least vaguely entertaining. They a...

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Not saying I'm not! Tbh, I have absolutely no idea how anything works. I was beginning to wonder if a bunch of random text messages is how people get to know each other these days...? Erred on the side of caution since I wasn't really into it regardless, but still felt mean. In other news, I am plan...

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Ahahaha, nerdy nerd man apparently conditions and trims his (full) beard every day. Keepin' hi'self stylin'. I <3 aeropress.... I drink it every day :) I eat sandwiches pretty much every day. That doesn't mean I think there should be a world sandwich championship... In other news, glowstick man kept...

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Raved out kitten. In a party hat. In other news, BU getting more fit - I can eat so many things now!!! Small downs to needing to find enough things to eat. BU mebbe making friends with my coffee peeps :). Bonding has been assisted by their hiring possibly the nerdiest man in the world. We get to tak...

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Fucken hell, he sent me a pic of a kitten

Now kids, this is what happens when you decide you like a girl based solely on watching her dance...

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Ha, massive over-engineering for my purposes. I feel like I should get something as crap as my skillz...

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No need for innuendo here. 'Merican boys are all strange and want to take you on dates and stuff. Weirdos.

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Yeah, I'm okay with the weight/comfort trade-off. It'll still be lighter than my old mtb!

I currently walk most places, or public transport is pretty good here (24 hour ftw!). The weather makes me not very excited about building a bike into my commute, but it'd be nice to have a run-about for summer.

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Ha, hoping I'll get onto email lists myself before it comes to that.
(One of them has now given me a glowstick on two (2) separate occasions.)

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I am finally thinking of getting a biek here. Mebbe one of these . No point having gears here (dead flat) and I don't want a slinky, uncomfortable road bike. I'm just going to be using it to get places not very far away, mebbe go for a bit of a ride on a nice day. My highly scientific process is to ...

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BU another rad night dancing :D Legit show this time, put on by various Burning Man crews. Music started off a bit naff, but kicked off later on. Generally, I'm not an MC person, but fuck me, MC Zulu absolutely killed it. Am I really, really slow for not already knowing about him?? Also discovered t...

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For sure. I'm more than happy to go out on my own, but when you can't even hear about parties without knowing people, you are all kinds of fucked. Shithouse system, imo. Excited to have an in now, though!

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh, why didn't someone tell me underground is where the party's at?? Went to Modeselektor - music was good, but I didn't realise it was an official 'show', which mean headliners at 11am, lights-up at 1am. While everyone was milling around wondering what to do next, some chick decided to pi...

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The March boot also features a super-long rawhide leather lace that can be wrapped around the sole and instep numerous times to provide an entirely unique look, or can be cut down to suit a more conservative taste. You don't have to tuck yer jeans into them (unless they are too skinny to fit over :...

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Oh, I see. Don't worry, Jeremy Scott has shoes for your kind too http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/9086/10h/origin-d5.scene7.com/is/image/adidasgroup/V22822_06?wid=500&hei=500&fmt=jpeg&qlt=92,0&resMode=sharp2&op_usm=1.1,0.5,1,0 :teefnilly: I dunno, if you wanna go man-shoes, I reckon there's more inter...

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nic wrote:lol no they are awful

Philistine

Birkenstocks, then? Nice.

Feit have tasty non-circus numbers, unless you really do want gentleman shoes...?

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nicnicnicnicnicnicnicnicnic, get these get these get these

Read tings

ZOMFG.

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BU finally getting proper earplugs. As lolz would have it, the closest place to me is the bloke who makes in-ear shizz for possibly everybody who has ever stepped onto a stage. For cereal, the Stones to fucken Beyonce. Felt like a total retard going there, but it is down the road and they only cost ...

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Heh :wantmoar: What sort of shoes you looking for? Here are some nice spacker boots http://www.sneakerfreaker.com/images/articles/nike-lunaracer-sfb-19-1.jpg And I can deftotes see you in these http://factory413.com/images/products/500x500/KS05004_p.jpg I can actually has serious suggestions, but I ...

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Hmmmmmmm

I dunno, maybe I would even horrify myself with these ones.

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breaks is totally dead retzie -time to remeber and move on Yar, I'm kinda getting that vibe, since I somehow still know most of the tracks on NSB :lol: But still - DnB, not-shit hip hop?? I do not dig dubstep for dancing. Even setting aside the fact that those are the gigs chicks in bikinis go to h...

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Thanks chaps :D It was the Steve Bug gig I went to on the weekend. His name rang a bell, but I had no idea what he makes/plays - I just needed to gtfo of the house. If he was the one I think he was, his set was marginally less boring that the other ones, but serially, we're talking mebbe 4 tunes tha...

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Big lolz at the ridiculous hipsters to be found in my neighbourhood. Latest: the full open-necked shirt, dirty moustache, old-style glasses get-up, and the motherfucker is a ZUMBA INSTRUCTOR :lol: I realised the other day that I haven't been dancing since October :?. Everything here is house or (che...

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boot them out One is supposedly leaving, but won't actually tell us for sure. The new lease is (literally) on the table and I wish the fucker would just spit it out. That being said, he is the less-boring-more-annoying one, which still leaves me with less-annoying-more-boring one. whatsdoing? no re...

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Ugh, plane , why I shouldn't be on a plane in 6 weeks. Anyway, prolly left it too late to leave this year. Do one more, methinks. Fuck me, I better find some shit to do, though. In other news: is it petty to look for a new sharehouse because I find my current housemates too boring? Moving to a new c...

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Dancing has teh banz??

I realised the other day that I haven't been dancing since October

. Everything here is house or (cheesy) dubstep. Rock, hard place. Mebbe I need to work on my appreciation of house...?

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I need someone to tell me why I shouldn't be on a plan in 6 weeks when semester is over...

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Jeebus, where is everyone? :so ronery:

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Two more runs and not dead yet.

nic, if you run, you can eat MOAR. The whole point of exercise, innit.

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nic wrote:im around 5'11
male
30

go getter attitude
gsoh
melbourne

How big's your bag

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You know you want the teddy bear ones

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Why do I see a chicken parma pie lasagne in MB's future?

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andy_hoffman wrote:Ummm... seriously how the fuck does this douche get paid to design stuff for adidas?

Coz he designs awesome shit like this too:

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Released yesterday. They only made the yellow in man sizes

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I read it as

nic wrote:fuckign hipsters

im so wet

Figured nic finally found some proper hipsters to rub up against in Melbs.

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