Melbourne Beats

a happy little bumble bee am i :D excusing my weird and 'not like me' outburst the other week with the sneakster. i apologise...there is a time and a place and neither are on this forum. aaww come on - a bit of dirty talk aint porn. pix of chicks with milk squirting out their arse maybe. i would ar...

Will wrote:Wow. That's truly the most 'orrible thing I've ever heard. Nice one.

you actually listened to it?

stovequeen wrote: true dat Ani. I'll be wearing my tena ladies just in case

HAHAHAA fi you funny bitch! i wish i was wearing some now i just pissed myself!

^ im sure these animations just depict your day to day life, sinister

reserve my usual barstool for me thanks tum

UNREAL night!! not even hundreds of pairs of silly trousers and even sillier legwarmers could sully this evening. fucking ripper - locals absolutely thrashed Kenny ken who didnt look like he was enjoying himself one iota. he played some dope tunes but still a fairly lacklustre performance. i expecte...

UNREAL!!!
*over-used simpsons quote alert * .. there is no emoticon for how im feeling
*bounce*
*skip*
*twirl* aaaaaaand *drop*

Hardy wrote: I'm just being a pussy little bitch about it

yeah i thought it was kinda odd that you apeared to be offended when your usually the offensive one
Big ups the cunts! without us the world would be a piss-bland cripple, choking on its own political correctness

yeah vinnie is a madman. i quite liked phils other project Down as well.

my my hardy - very unlike you to be sensitive. dude - im as shocked and upset as you are - i was also a wee bogan in the day and like you insidious pantera was so fucking important to where i am today hardy - im sure you can understand that people with no human emotion deal with the nasty shit by em...

so some cunt just goes on a psycho holiday, a legend gets slaughtered and sent to tha cemetery gates. how fucking hostile.
im totally broken *did someone ask for cheeese*

im a grinch and think xmas is pack of filthy lies but let us spread the joy of the season nonetheless by posting some xmas related shit - the wronger the better really Santa goes hardcore http://www.santamosh.com/ MJ folk may recall this pic but its so worth the repost http://www.jensm.com/funny_gif...

are they "special" cookies? made with "love"??

sweetcheeks wrote:
but tha reeeal fun started at Revolter didn't it young Neeeex? heeu heeu

it was strictly a drug procuring mission. I SWEAR!!!

yeah i went and had a fucken arseripper - Krachers never fails to deliver the darkness and smash ya upside the head with it. To be honest i was pretty cabbaged and whatever events transpired after about 2am are hazy at best but i can definately say you missed out on a good'un and perhaps it may be i...

his death was not in vain - without dead horses we couldnt enjoy glue or jelly. *edit* and dogs would have to eat dry biscuits

i have another 6 pages of this bullshit to type out : Sourcing and maintaining a skilled, capable and available workforce and supply base from the local area is an integral part of the Consortiums approach to delivery of the *** Project. The Consortium is committed to maximum utilisation of local in...

im a 79er too.

Great site but still no sign of Sport Billy. Does ANYONE remember this cartoon??

^^ teehee. i hear ya

i'll throw in a bit of rimming for a good measure. BAM!!! MAGIC WORD!! You have now been bumped up to April, February if your prepared to wear a strap-on too! ( teehee *laughs at Will*) way ahead of you there darl, got the ole' case o' tricks out. Large black dildo strap do ok? :D POIFECT! My secre...

me too

Lizkins wrote: i'll throw in a bit of rimming for a good measure.

BAM!!! MAGIC WORD!! You have now been bumped up to April, February if your prepared to wear a strap-on too!


( teehee *laughs at Will*)

Dang Sneak you is one fine piece of ass :wink: can you book me in for next September? Yes obviously all those years of dental work and an intense fitness regime have really paid off. and if your tits really are as big as you say then i can probably pencil you in for July - if you play your cards ri...

yep I am in love wif you..... :oops: may i adore you from afar???? you may be added to my waiting list - i will be available for adoration mid next year unless i get a cancellation. attempt #3 at putting up original pic- its far too amusing to let this one go: family o mullets http://www.angelfire....

the basturds arent letting me linky. oh well heres anothr



or you can clicky on the little www button to watch my hot video

unfortunately this is the most recent photo i could find - it was taken yesterday

http://superstringtheory.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory
yeah thats some fascinating shit right there - missed the doco unfortunately - know if its gonna replay anytime soon???

i believe the old rule was "if theres grass on the wicket...."

Charlie!!! tag team styles - quick succession ice-ing??

cant have too many though - makes yor shit like sandpaper

try eating 1kg of the fuckers and tell me how good they are the next day