Melbourne Beats

almax

i just bought an iphone 4 last week, they better not come out with the 5 soon!

almax

do not watch one guy one cup btw. you cant unsee that. 2 girls one cup was enough for me thx. heheheh it's nothing like that. probably 1000x worse huhu. Maybe just start off with Mr hands and warm up to 1 guy 1 cup, then, and only then.... for the Pièce de résistance go for the BME pain olympics fi...

almax

CoB wrote: the only times i smoke is when i am drinking, so maybe i am over-reacting, but it means i don't smoke very often lol)

SUCCESS

All you smokers should just not smoke... how dare you!

almax

Yeah but what about the other people who dont pre plan these things who would normally use an ashtray if provided, but since there is none there they just flick em. They need to follow up this action with a policeman outside every venue fining people who litter! That way people will be forced to get...

almax

almax

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

almax

http://discussions.apple.com/message.js ... D=12159019

sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but looks like you cant from itunes stores.
You may be able to from other websites though.

almax

so.... I was crapping my pants in the third quarter. Tigers have come a long way since round 1 last year. Have the Tigers improved or has the blue baggers gone backwards???? I kid I kid, Tigers definitly on the rise, which is good to see! will be happy to finally see some success for all the loyal ...

almax

a double entendre perhaps?

almax

RE Hawks vs Cats yep down for sure, Kronz will only be able to get a couple in though, im hoping to have quite a few there.

Jeez round 22 eh, thats ages away! we could be decimated by injury by then, better call off the bet...for now.

almax

6er Spiesy? Hmmm. Not this time round mate, sorry. :( Despite Spiesy barracking for the Tigers, he's not as silly as you'd think Scotty. Me on the otherhand, i'll blantently back my own team against your mob, Hawks vs Blues when they play, and i'll put a slab on it! :kooislayer.: make it a slab of ...

almax

Direkt wrote:Lockout in full effect tomorrow...

It's actually in partial effect tomorrow, only Carlton and Richmond players.
There is an advantage you can gain out of this, try and work it out.

almax

Brand New Black leather couch for Sale, its literally still in the plastic so hasn't even been sat on before. http://melbourne.gumtree.com.au/c-Stuff-for-Sale-homeware-furniture-outdoor-living-room-Large-Black-Leather-Chaise-Lounge-W0QQAdIdZ269036238 http://img1.classistatic.com/cps/kj/110322/836r1/...

almax

quote fail.

almax

aroes wrote:lol

Seahorse or Dolphin/whale if you like it like that

almax

deviant wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1GahGlqsU

didn't even hear about this 'til now...

crazy! see all the lightning in the cloud? theres a decent one at 1:15

almax

speaking of comedians, this guy is one of my favourites that not many people in Australia know of, Doug Stanhope, this bit is awesome

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

almax

youthful_implants wrote:my new favourite comedian.

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

He is actually a pretty bad ass Hip Hop DJ too, there is a video of him on youtube scratching it up with Q-bert and his Hip Hop knowledge is up there also.

almax

interesting.. Sean Parker Could Own a Piece of the Music Industry He Helped Destroy http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/sean_parker_could_own_a_piece.html justin timberlake looks like a ginge in that picture. lol but i dunno, saying he destroyed the music industry is a bit much, if it wasn't him, ...

almax

Good to see the little one get his come uppance - will be a very good lesson in life for the little bloke WWF/WWE finally does something positive for society. Best Body Slam! yes it certainly is, however im concerned that the bully will now grow up still bullying, but with the aid of weapons instead.

almax

CoB wrote:rubber gloves
.....
they feel all icky when u wear them...

icky to you, sensational to others

almax

interesting.. Sean Parker Could Own a Piece of the Music Industry He Helped Destroy http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/sean_parker_could_own_a_piece.html justin timberlake looks like a ginge in that picture. lol but i dunno, saying he destroyed the music industry is a bit much, if it wasn't him, ...

almax

almax

http://scimaps.org/submissions/7-digita ... 024_LG.jpg

huge edit: far too big al lol

almax

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f103/KQ6WQ/Funny/We_Are_Stupid.jpg http://operatorchan.org/n/src/n122445_japan%20moron.png http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/3382/89ffui.jpg http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/9033/39142.jpg http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/5627/39141.jpg http://img52.imageshack...

almax

Bo im in the same boat as you (sort of) just got off pran, have shitty iphone 3G and im on shitty vodafone so im having majour issues, lucky no-one ever calls me! But yeah dont bother trying to use internet of phone anymore, waay to slow or it just crashes, texts sometimes come in days later, im not...

almax

New movie out from the makers of my previous favourite snowboard flick "Thats it, thats all".
I say previous because i think this one may just take the podium!

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

pwhoar!

almax

New generation infected by narcissism, says psychologist Kate Hagan March 3, 2011 It's all about me ... psychologist warns of generational shift toward narcissism. Photo: Steve Baccon AN ''EPIDEMIC of narcissism'' has swept across the student population in the past 30 years, a US expert will tell a...

almax

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

almax

huge wrote:totally wasted most of my sunday being passed out. lifted a 20kg dumbell on saturday in a drunken stupor now i can't raise my arms above my shoulders huhu

mate, dont bother lifting weights, just inject synthol into your muscles and you can look like this "bloke"

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

almax

ghetto kitty wrote:anyone catch the doco on SBS last night about chimps and how similar they are to humans?

amazing!

they are cute. and wise. i want one.

oh so you want to look like this eh?

almax

my brother and I were never allowed war toys when we were little. my grandmother did sneak my bro a GI Joe who army crawled along the ground and whose gun made noise. mum was PISSED and confiscated it. the only sanctioned weapon was a pop gun and it was slightly frowned upon when we got spud guns (...

almax

eN wrote:
Watch the posted video on YouTube.
Skip to 2 mins in for the fun

Also:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/d88c/

wow i bet those guys are swimming in the pussy

almax

lol a couple of the guys here at work have them, they suped them up so they shoot faster just like this video

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

They often get broken out on a Friday afternoon.

almax

That won? geez, even though i know 2 of the people credited quite well.... i mean that was funny i guess, but it won?

The other entries must have been a whole pile of steaming shit...

almax

The year of Blue Thunder, last years overall supercoach winning team

http://www.yoursupercoachcoach.com/main ... e-thunder/

almax

almax

im sick of hearing about the exploits of people who have no relevance. I could give a rats arse what these sports people, sports indsutry people, movie stars, politicans, or teenage skanks get up to behind closed doors, with the door open, on the blacony or in the pool. Egypt's regime change, Libya...

almax

Not sure about the unlimited trades - but isn't it that you scores start from round one but you don't start actually playing against people till round 4. Might be round 3 now with the odd number of teams. No this season is completely different to last, read up on the rules. Last year there was 22 r...

almax

Just dont blame me if it all goes bad!

I wasn't specific on purpose, i wanted you to think about it for yourself.

almax

Unlimited trades until round 2 or 3 I think mate. citation requested ploise Pretty sure that's always been the case. You can trade unlimited until the first value changes are in. Trades You can make unlimited trades on your initial team entry. Your team will be locked in and entered at the start of...

almax

Feigan wrote:send me the tactic you son of a beach!

You wont like it, it involves not picking any Carlton players.

almax

Unlimited trades until round 2 or 3 I think mate. citation requested ploise I would have thought that trades will count after round 1. So you can freely trade up until lockout on the evening of the first game of round 1. Value of players on the other hand will not change until after round 3 (or 4 i...

almax

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

almax

The Gold Coast Suns will be playing for the premiership cup this year (if they can win that is) but Greater Western Sydney are not in the league until next year. Also Campbell Brown is not the Gold Coast Captain, G Ablett is Captain and Nathan Bock Vice Captain. Whats happening is that both Ablett a...

almax

This is how i see it Liz: Liz Hurley is 43 odd she has probably had boring proper boyfriends like Hugh Grant and Arun whatever his name Indian bloke all her life. Shane Warne comes along, is apparently in a similar friendship circle as he is well known, especially in England, Australia and India (an...

almax

Im no scientist so my opinion is pretty useless innit? But....since you asked... I think that there is more important issues than CO2 such as polution, destruction of habitat and over fishing of our oceans which should be addressed first and foremost. I dont believe that CO2 is all that its made out...

almax

Bumpity

came across this:

almax

Great article in the age about illicit vs prescription drugs in the AFL AFL's drug tests are not only pointless, they may be hazardous Tom Ormonde February 4, 2011 http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/afls-drug-tests-are-not-only-pointless-they-may-be-hazardous-20110203-1afdv.html St...

almax

no no liz, ,,,, the cyclone fades in intensity as it get's older, that's all. http://images.theage.com.au/2011/02/03/2164910/yasi9-600x400.jpg wow, the owners of that house must have been devo'd that it was a category 5, what with their house stumps being PALLETS surely it would have held together ...

Search found 5926 matches