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I wish man - my moustache growing skills are very much lacking.... :cry: You obviously need mo' practice :lol: Nah, me too... I can't grow a mo' for shit. My bother on the other hand had a nice trucker mo' (as a bit of a laugh) for a few weeks there. It was nothing short of hillarious. you really n...

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I don't have internet access...... :( So as a substitue time wasting exercise I call my GF for at least 15 mins everyday. I email my friends, I call my bank, landlord, insurance company, make lots of cups of coffee (with my newly aquired plunger) and of course spend loads of time doing absolutely no...

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well, I just checked my bank account......

a fair bit of damage. Definitely worth it on all counts though

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welcome mate!!

questions: RA = resident advisor? What's TS?

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www.lunacytoons.com/tittiesandbeer.php

www.jokefrog.com/flash/big-ass-titties.shtml

www.funnyjunk.com/pages/at.htm

http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-696.htm

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My boss is a bit of a piss-head so we always get a generous tab at the bar on friday after work... we also finnish at 4 on Fridays. Makes the rest of my weekend very messy as I always get on a roll and go out afterwards... I'm kind of sick of it but it's just so hard to resist free drinks after a we...

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Your soft Sal. Get some enthusiasm happening for Christs sakes!! Joking. hehe. Man, that is wicked that your having Moday off. Lets give her another gig Guyno. If that aint dedication to breaks, I don't know what is. More of that I says!! :D Hey, I got Monday off too :) :) Wikked party, good sets b...

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Imagine an office were recruitment was handled by Warrick Capper and Sam Newman, with high level managerial input from Eddie Maguire and Bruce Ruxton. Then further imagine a heinous group of twisted, knuckle dragging, meat head, neanderthal, backward, Triple M listening single cell amoebas that pas...

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I just scored this for a friend of mine

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll ... RK:MEWN:IT

Looks pretty cool if your a hip-hop DJ

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or http://www.rrr.org.au/player/

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I do this all day at work....

I'm also a fan of this one - instead of a comma or full stop.....

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sometimes when im playing a record i can hear the other side.... usually just at the start tho...dunno why that happens ?!?! maybe the grooves are alittle too deep on a thin press ?!?! what u mean m8?? He takin' piss. Either that or he's so off chops that he doesn't realise he actually has the othe...

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shepherd wrote:btw on the original topic - are you sure it's a DIRECT bite of Killa Brew.

Sound of Habib wouldn't be as stupid to piss off FLR/VA like that - the consequences wouldn't be worth it.

Positive... I wish I had the mp3 links to show you....

Anyone else heard this?

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T I C K A wrote:sometimes when im playing a record i can hear the other side....

usually just at the start tho...dunno why that happens ?!?! maybe the grooves are alittle too deep on a thin press ?!?!

I highly doubt it dude.... For a start if that was the case you'd hear it backwards anyway

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that's seven words....

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I don't know if anyone else has noticed this..... I just bought the new splitloop 12" on Sound Of Habib the B side is called "Still in Love". I think it's a pretty cool track, funny though I swear when it gets to the breakdown it's got Soul Of Man "Killer Brew" (Brew Side) s...

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I gotta say..... the sound quality on those mutiny mixes makes them virtually unlistenable... They sound like poo, and the MC sux too... Oh well, you cant win them all

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Had a dream once about two middle aged men, with thick, dirty beards tongue kissing eachother in a bubble bath. It disturbed me for weeks, but for some reason is kind of amusing. and then you wake up in a pudle of your own seed.... you filthy prick Sorry!! the cycloptic pig... found it in the botto...

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Hey troopers. Genuinely interested to see what you think of this stuff. It is a Breakfastaz set of breaks but personally for me it's the sounds I really dig in DnB also. Any feedback would be appreciated. If not, just a quick 'fuck off ya pansy arsed punk bastard' will suffice. :wink: http://www.br...

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gnat-fucker
1. a bizarre exclamation of profanity.
2. a native of the east coast; needle dicked.

Maybe I'm juvenile but I found that one incredibly funny

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One of my other faves is to pretend I'm severely mentaly retarded in heavily populated public places. Eg - trains, trams, Bourke St, etc. Makes me chuckle, but embarrasses the shit out of my girlfriend, or any friends that are present. I guess that's why I do it. hehe. :smt003 I used to do this whe...

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Little Evil wrote:What is a 'Sponk' anyway?
Sounds like some sort of disease or affliction.....

"Don't go out the back and annoy your father, his sponks have flared up again and he's in a terrible mood"

BWAHAHAHAHA

Priceless

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Sorry, I neglected to read Guy's post.......

I'm pretty sure he mainly designs things. But, that said, I reckon he'd be up for doing a site if he could add a little of his own touch to the design..

P.S. I was particularly impressed with his GUI on this "Zebra" synth

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dude,

you have to ask Cris Pearson (AKA Atariboy)....

You know him, he was at Gimme last year in July and was hanging with us afterwards........

www.atariboy.com

He also designs the GUI for lots of new innovative audio applications...

Check out www.plasq.com

I'll word him up also

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B0mBjAcK wrote:I bet this baby turns out like this: http://www.madman.com.au/catalogue/item ... ue=MMA2176

<-------- or this

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I can't beleive it's missing "I wont have that in the work place"...

That's my favourite one

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I was at revolting a few years back and my best mate (who's b'day it was) bought a bottle of champers.... I was gakked out on the couch and no-one seamed to be drinking the wine. I kept asking if people they minded if I drank their glass. Then I asked if I could pour myself another, I was told to &q...

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Whoot whoot whoop whoop

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Farken wicked party :smt023 Good turn out, good sound, good visuals. Average tunes and mediocre DJing though, could've been heaps better. Bunch of ugly pricks behind the decks too (except for that dude that played a couple of tracks toward the end, what a spunk!). :P Seriously though guys fuckin' wi...

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A good mate of mine was trying to organise a very large event @ republika over two years ago now.... His proposal was knocked back for this very reason. (probably had a bit to do with the cost too :smt045 ) The proposal was mainly focused on gaining a reputation for quality events that wwere widely ...

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Listen to my hooves!!!!!

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Guyno: I'm not sure your sig' makes much sense..... but I like it

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Cubist was told the group "does not support any electronic music". I studied music with these guys at uni and have played many gigs with them (outside of Cat Empire + 1 as CE). I think you'll find that this was most definately a statement from their management. I know for a fact that thes...

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Hate to interrupt you guys and talk about music, but you might be interested in this: http://aatradeinc.com/music/breakfastaz_CodaMix.mp3 OMG that first mix is one of the first things I tried when I got my decks.... New world Symphony with a phat beat....... Who'd a thought somebody else would thin...

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MAD party dudes...... just got home. Girlfriend is highly passed out. I need someone to talk to ARGH ARGH.... Again, MAD party guys, really enjoyed it

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Especially my encounter in the loos with Little Evil... It made me hot to say the least

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You realise this is on Sunday May the 22nd (according to inthemix)

You should re-do the poster Guyno or people will get confused

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lynt wrote:I like playing Crooked

I reckon you would play "crooked" after "double dropping"

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Titties!!!!

Track sampling/direct copying??? wtf

Re: DnB headz. Don't dig breaks???