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Hardy

I got offered a job as artist liaison for this... 4 shifts of 6-8 hours, don't even know what my job role would be exactly... should I do it? I get free entry and free camping plus a drink and food voucher for each shift... anyone done work like this at a festival before? I hate the idea of working...

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Watched Source Code today. Was intrigued at first, then it just got utterly gay. Should have ditched all the "be excellent to each other" messages and flooded the set with robot nuns with machine gun tits and rockets that they fire from their fannies.

Hardy · Re: AMIT - BBC 1XTRA MIX 13/7/11 Bonertime!

Bonertime!

Hardy

Aw thanks guys! Super psyched!

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Goldie can get even an old twat like me to leave my shanty and get out for an all nighter. There!

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Nice! Loadstar are killing it, looking forward to their album!

Hardy

Lizkins wrote:it has layers, onions have layers

Well played, liz, well played

Hardy

Watched Hangover 2 on the weekend. Piece of shit. I liked the first but the sequel was just crap. A couple of laughs, but that's about it.

Hardy

Lizkins wrote:
Feigan wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/rest-o ... ving,1852/

i wonder if they realise how conceited they sound? prob didn't mean it, but sheesh

... The Onion isn't real, it's a joke website.

Hardy

aroes wrote:http://www.club-autonomic.com/

what in the total fuck

What am I supposed to be looking at here?

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Lizkins wrote:that would be swell

I'll meet you at the mall!

Hardy

Lizkins wrote:morning!

that's neat!

Neat? Maybe we could go to the diner for a soda, thenb drive my pickup truck to the prom.

Hardy

YES!!! Right side of town too!

http://www.theage.com.au/digital-life/g ... 1grl0.html

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I always clean up my "sticky threads" on the computer. Usually with a tissue, sometimes I just use a sock.

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It's armageddon. I hope you've all lived satisfying lives...

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Ha! That's awesome! As a side note, I thought a Boston Terrier was something different. Like a Schnauzer or something. I learned something!

Hardy

mecka wrote:Petty shit for monday morning: facebook spam. Why perfectly intelligent people click on tits on facebook is utterly beyond me. Apparently you cant see tits anywhere else on the internet.

Petty is correct.

Hardy

This weekend I watched: Bridesmaids: Very funny, but not as good as it's made out to be. Needs to be cut by at least 30 mins. Still very much a cliched chick flick, despite what the ads and reviews say. Def had some hilarious moments though. Sucker Punch: I quite liked it, I was expecting it to be t...

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well there was this one time this chick took off her top whilst fikuss was spinning tunes....wait you already knoiw that one... ok so one day uncy cid visited and this girl shit herslef....wait you know that one too... fuck it liz someone just walked into the office with a slab of white rabbit dark...

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Only heard of a couple of artists on that lineup.

Hardy

Bikes are gay. Get a car FFS

Hardy

It's swings and roundabouts really. Whilst he's no class act, if he says let's get it on and wants to give her a railing, she shouldn't act like a fassy hole. Trust me, when Roni's mad and you enter the centre of the storm, you'll feel the heat because he don't hold back. You know when he gets phizi...

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Not just content with being a has-been, Roni can now also put domestic violence on his resume:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -23199796/

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quick wrote:goin shootin

Yoo baaaag yerself a varrmint?

Hardy

youthful_implants wrote:
retzie wrote:^ +85

Neuromancer movie will star Jake Gyllenhaal AND golden retriever AND Tom Waits soundtrack :retzonite:

I have no idea what Tom Waits sounds like tbh.

GTFO----------------------------->

Hardy

Tash - who said i was checking out dirty old men tradies? puulllleeeaaasseeee No one did. Tash stated something about gross tradies earlier on page I know, but no one said you were checking them out. Which is what you asked in the question above :P BTW, You girls would be dripping like a fucked fri...

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Lizkins wrote:Tash - who said i was checking out dirty old men tradies? puulllleeeaaasseeee

No one did.

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witty_pseudonym wrote:

my brother is banging a hot neurosurgeon in her mid 30s. he's 25 and i'm pretty sure he thinks he's pretty awesome.

At least when he fucks her brains out, she can operate and put her brains back in

Hardy

Lol. Most tradies are hot in the same way that most lesbians are sexed up, smokin' hot, 20 year old bombshells.

Hardy

deffo need to put the fear into him somehow Rape him imo i love how you argued my protestations about the censorship of the polyester girls in FB but you advocate rape all over MB.. :P Sexual assault and rape are two very differe... ah fuck it, you should know by now i'm probably the biggest hypcri...

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huge wrote:deffo need to put the fear into him somehow

Rape him imo

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lol @ our middle class dilemmas. :roll: true, but if i begin to gripe about the bigger picture and what is going on for most of the people in the world, i dont know if i have the motivation to go on in my middle class life tbh. That's a very interesting remark, and one that's been quite prominent i...

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mecka wrote:I have an internet stalker what the fuck. Skeeved out.

lol wut

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ghetto kitty wrote:
yay Mb hookups.

Ah, the system works!

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tash i did. chemist fail. and no they cannot certify this document. they sent it back to me as i had had a pharmacist witness it previously, and now im running out of time! police couldnt either, needs a JP or notary public. all my well laid plans for the future could literally come apart at the se...

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ghetto kitty wrote:where does she work/live?
can i hassle her if nothing works today???

She lives at my house

Ironically, she's a lawyer at Dept of Transport. We live in Abottsford, gimme a PM later if you get stuck, i'm sure she'll be glad to do it.

Hardy

If you really get stuck, my girlf is a JP. She'll certify the shit out of it.

Hardy

I thought that Limitless was cool. Not brilliant, but just a cool fun movie. I tried watching "Valkyrie" with the girl the other day. Confusing as a motherfucker, turned it off after about 40 mins. Any movie where you constantly need to refer to the internet just to know what the fuck is g...

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Shut your moots, all of you

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apophenian wrote:I'm not a vego.

It wasn't directed at you, I was trying to irritate that homo Dan.

Hardy

Pffft. Like anyone cares what vegos think.

Hardy

Hmm. Just checked it out. I am disappointed. picky bastard... how many DnB gigs have you been to where at least 10 girls have their tops off and some boobs are being flashed about.... let me guess... none? I just thought "topless en masse" would mean a bit more than five girls in their br...

Hardy

Lizkins wrote: note - i was dancing on the chairs/tables cos the floor was littered with water bottles

That doesn't really explain why you were topless though.

Hardy

Hmm. Just checked it out. I am disappointed.

Hardy

Good afternoon sir, i'm here about the breasts...

*EDIT*

Wah! The boobies won't load for me! Wah!

Hardy

He's not gay, he's not black, but he's definitely pink (I do believe that's a medical condition however!) And, if he was Groove, there's no way I'd be typing about him on melbourneboring.com :smt005 I will post a wardrobe update tomoz... If he's wearing leather pants, he's either gay or in Def Lepp...

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killeye wrote:There's a dude in my office wearing leather pants, and he also has a matching leather jacket.

He's obviously gay, but is he black? May help answer earlier conundrum.

Hardy

Are all gays black, or are all blacks gay?

Discuss.

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