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by retzie
Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Travel Thread
Replies: 2628
Views: 310862

Re: The Travel Thread

Ticketsssssssss hooooooooooooooooooooooooome :D 6 weeks, July/Aug yo. And can we have a Thank Fucken Fuck I don't have to fly fucken United. Stupid government grant restrictions, I thought I was a goner. Yay for teh mad connectionz to be paid off an Australian government grant instead :teefnilly: Qa...
by retzie
Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: quality food...
Replies: 5852
Views: 576201

Re: quality food...

You know how sometimes you look at a picture and you don't really want to point out it looks like something else, because that would indicate your mind's location in the gutter....?



*cough*
by retzie
Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Health
Replies: 386
Views: 61059

Re: Health

+1 to wot J said. (Edit: the smrt bit, not ^that.) It might come as a surprise, but men don't menstruate. This means that men lack a good method for clearing out excessive iron, which can be toxic. Sorry, but that is an absolute crock of shit. I'm surprised there's no mention of blood-letting. Menst...
by retzie
Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FACEBOOK
Replies: 478
Views: 65523

Re: FACEBOOK

retzie wrote:Don't forget you can post and like stuff for the extra special people in your life...
It's bad I find this so entertaining, right? :teefnilly:
by retzie
Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Replies: 4357
Views: 486047

Re: Chicks thread - no boys allowed

Heh, somewhere between etsy and regretsy ;)
by retzie
Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:28 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Replies: 4357
Views: 486047

Re: Chicks thread - no boys allowed

Etsy aten't all bad (saved me from handbag shopping hell,) but fuck me, there's some ugly, useless shit on there. Will the knitted handbags never cease? They seem to reach back forever :tard: In the process of looking for the giant vegan vagina cake (NSFW) to support this argument, I discovered the ...
by retzie
Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Replies: 4357
Views: 486047

Re: Chicks thread - no boys allowed

witty_pseudonym wrote:i'm in a very deep, very awesome, rather expensive etsy hole right now.
so much amazing stuff. help!
Follow the light.
by retzie
Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FACEBOOK
Replies: 478
Views: 65523

Re: FACEBOOK

:lol: My email notifications already switched off, let me show you them :P

Don't forget you can post and like stuff for the extra special people in your life...
by retzie
Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FACEBOOK
Replies: 478
Views: 65523

Re: FACEBOOK

Argh, the fucking thing just reset all my notification settings to 'send an email'. Fuckofffuckofffuckoff....
ghetto kitty wrote:retzie knows about the algorithiimsmsmsmsmmmssmsmsss!!!!
Heh... 'algorithm' sounds so much better than 'check stuffs'. I know nutting about them tbh.
by retzie
Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

Mint anyone?

Image

Found and bought today :cereal:


Fuck, it's even a bmp.
by retzie
Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:53 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2648397

Re: Gripe thread

OMG, went to a baby shower for the first time ever today :tard: Holy fuck, I have never felt any less like breeding/being a girl. Squealing, games, pinkpinkpink (it's a girl). It's amazing how being stuck here has brought people like this into my world... I bet teh baby-thing will never even get to ...
by retzie
Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FACEBOOK
Replies: 478
Views: 65523

Re: FACEBOOK

^ To work, the algorithm must be scanning everything for everyone. Mebbe an un-tag will it stop prompting people to tag you, but it's still going to 'know' it's you (for whatever its nefarious purposes are...)

Only solution is to start tagging random shit as yourself tbh.
by retzie
Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FACEBOOK
Replies: 478
Views: 65523

Re: FACEBOOK

huge wrote:facebook (and anyone they share that info with) will still know it's you.
Cunts :retzienolike:
by retzie
Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FACEBOOK
Replies: 478
Views: 65523

Re: FACEBOOK

I guess what I meant was "I dread to think of FB scanning everyone's photos and trying to identify me." Not very exciting technology, but this is on a fairly terrifying scale.
by retzie
Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2648397

Re: Gripe thread

Meh, whatevs, students piss me off all the time - par for the course, innit. I may be a cunt, but I'm not an unprofessional cunt, so unless they have actually done something wrong, it doesn't really change anything. Except of course when they do actually fuck something up, then they get the tonne of...
by retzie
Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FACEBOOK
Replies: 478
Views: 65523

Re: FACEBOOK

What the absolute fuck...
A new privacy setting wrote: Suggest photos of me to friends
When photos look like me, suggest tagging me
I dread to think how Facebook knows what I look like :?
by retzie
Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Replies: 4357
Views: 486047

Re: Chicks thread - no boys allowed

ghetto kitty wrote:buying boots from websites has been fail 3 times out of 4 for me too.

and the shipping costs mean you often dont return em and have to sell em again ...
Ah yes, I have been totally enabled by free shipping and returns :oops:. I would happily go find stuff in store, but we have no stores.
by retzie
Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2450444

Re: The Big Up Thread

BU mah new house in Chicago! Job offer to house found in 2 weeks :dancing:
BU moving to said house in less than a month!
BU not having to live with any of the other psychos I interviewed with over the weekend :tard:

Getting the fuck out of here: let me show you :kooislayer.:
by retzie
Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Replies: 4357
Views: 486047

Re: Chicks thread - no boys allowed

i was hoping you'd see this retzie, oh goddess of the lady shoe. :D :lol: :lady: :lol: How the fuck did that happen?? I reckon the main thing is to find a height that is flattering - it may not be what you'd expect. Neither the short nor long boots I have are heights I had actively been looking for...
by retzie
Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Chicks thread - no boys allowed
Replies: 4357
Views: 486047

Re: Chicks thread - no boys allowed

witty_pseudonym wrote:edit: why did i, for even just a moment think that this would be easy?! :banghead:
:lol: I was reading that wondering what drugs you were on!

Whachoo looking for? Flats or heels? Casual/work/dressy? Knee, ankle, etc.
by retzie
Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2648397

Re: Gripe thread

I have to leave the house at 4am to catch a flight tomorrow :tard:
by retzie
Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

Got drag?

Image

Don't worry, tomorrow you can go to Ikea :teef:
by retzie
Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

almax wrote:for extra ikea fun [...] go the wrong way aorund to the start on a weekend.
Pretty sure that's what everyone else does - mebbe that is the secret??
by retzie
Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

retzie wrote:In other news, reckon I've found a house. Ten bucks to the first person who gets him to send a pic of his cock.
This posting has been flagged for removal.

Damnit!
:x
by retzie
Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:44 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

oOooOOOooo, Ikea. I'm in :D
We have to go to Texas for Ikea - it's too fancy for OK.

In other news, reckon I've found a house. Ten bucks to the first person who gets him to send a pic of his cock.
by retzie
Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2648397

Re: Gripe thread

Men are based on simple logic and numbers. there's little clouding by feeling as long as there's a system of rules and numbers that are followed correctly. ie. 2+2=4. Maybe when left to their own devices. Apply pressure, and the 'reason' and 'logic' may stay, but the 'followed correctly' is out the...
by retzie
Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2648397

Re: Gripe thread

what the hell am i doing with my life? Ah, that old chestnut. I suggest starting with small, isolated issues and working from there. How long you want to drag your degree out for will determine full/part-time study, will determine full/part-time work, will determine lease, etc. You can't possibly d...
by retzie
Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2648397

Re: Gripe thread

It is just you making the decision, or are you waiting to hear about tings?
by retzie
Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:48 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2450444

Re: The Big Up Thread

BU sneaky weekend trip to Chi to sort out mah house. Some rad places lined up to visit :retzielikes: BU welcome emails from my new colleagues :awwwww: hopefully chicago is just like that awesome show made there... married with children, you will have lots of fun if they are all like that :teef: Ya h...
by retzie
Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2648397

Re: Gripe thread

Hmmm, just sent a time-bomb of an email. It's about an issue that has been clear as fucken day for months, but academics like to delay, delay, delay. Funnily enough, when you apply that logic to plane tickets, it costs you a massive bag of cash :tard: Seriously, if you aren't going to do something p...
by retzie
Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:30 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: T.V
Replies: 3495
Views: 617144

Re: T.V

Just discovered Face Off. It's like Project Runway, but for special effects make-up artists :retzielikes:

I hope y'all can has.
by retzie
Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:54 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: bikes
Replies: 1399
Views: 475388

Re: bikes

Was gonna get a Garmin 800 purely for the maps. Wanna get into big bike tours and yeah as I said, day rides suck when you get lost If the HTC can effectively do everything the Garmin does that would be sick. Save me about $400. I know the features are all there, I guess it'd be more a case of being...
by retzie
Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:49 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2450444

Re: The Big Up Thread

Thanks gang! I'm pretty fucken stoked. It's taking a little while for it to actually sink in that not only am I leaving, but I'm also not unemployed! The job market this year is an absolute cunt, so that was looking like a very real possibility. So not just employed, but ZOMG Chicago. Rad rad town. ...
by retzie
Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Big Up Thread
Replies: 29568
Views: 2450444

Re: The Big Up Thread

Good work J. Can't believe I was running 40km per WEEK before I left Melbs. Stresslol. I think I've managed 10km all year :lol: Me, I say BU househunting.... IN MOTHERFUCKING CHIGAGO!!! My new job, let me show you :kooislayer.: Gettin' out of this dump in style :D Salary/conditions = pimped. Neighbo...
by retzie
Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Health
Replies: 386
Views: 61059

Re: Health

My mum was a total hippy about these things. Dried fruit was a TREAT. I had to survive on manky old apples at recess. We also were only allowed to watch The 7:30 Report and The Bill on TV. AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT. At the same time I found the good dried mango, I also found dried banana :nommmm:. W...
by retzie
Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:42 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Health
Replies: 386
Views: 61059

Re: Health

I was addicted to dried mango for a little while (unsweetened, unsulfured.) ZOMG, like crack. Cannot be buying here, though.

Now, retzienosnack. Makes meals non-optimally satisfying :retzienolike:
by retzie
Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:30 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

It's all good, my parents are very well trained and never say a word to me - I only got this snippet via my sis.
ghetto kitty wrote:dont do it!
:lol: Chance would be a fine thing! The mens... they be crazee :tard:
by retzie
Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

Intertron-only contact with the world means I still basically don't know who or what a Bieber is :retzielikes:

In other news, I found out today my dad is convinced I'm going to marry an American and never come home :lol:
by retzie
Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:19 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: mac help!
Replies: 32
Views: 5869

Re: mac help!

Don't reckon I could work in IT. I went downstairs to the IT department the other day and the poor dears almost died of whiplash at the mere sound of my lady-shoes.

Would be too cruel tbh :P
by retzie
Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:11 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: mac help!
Replies: 32
Views: 5869

Re: mac help!

Yep, just like that.

Good opportunity to cut out the dead wood. When Migration Assistant fucked out on mine, it meant I left a bunch of useless shit on the old lappy. New start ftw.
by retzie
Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:49 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: mac help!
Replies: 32
Views: 5869

Re: mac help!

Migration Assistant is shit. Copy manually ftw.
by retzie
Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: iPhone.. zomg
Replies: 1715
Views: 253244

Re: iPhone.. zomg

I take it work will only pay via their own plan? Can not has an allowance or something??
by retzie
Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: iPhone.. zomg
Replies: 1715
Views: 253244

Re: iPhone.. zomg

Ain't the problem with Vodafone? So you'd still have the same shit with an iPhone 4/5/T1000??

Sounds like the only $$ worth spending is to jump to a personal plan on a different network...
by retzie
Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:48 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

Eh, not interested tbh. Good clean fun like the maggot guy off BME or GTFO.
by retzie
Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:45 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

the bint + kid. grahamie and lady are around, i saw them perched on the top of the mound the other day. :D All the wildlife I see here is dead, or attacking me with rabies :( Nononono, wait! Today I saw a squirrel screeching at a dog from a roof :retzielikes: Oh, and one of my students is growing a...
by retzie
Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!
Replies: 62164
Views: 4391328

Re: TTAN

Graham + 1, or the other bint with the heat exchange issues?
by retzie
Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: quality food...
Replies: 5852
Views: 576201

Re: quality food...

witty_pseudonym wrote:only advantage of uni lunch is it's over half of what you'd pay in the city.
Where on campus are you? Vic Market/City can be doable for lunch (borek missions ftw!)
by retzie
Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:13 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: bikes
Replies: 1399
Views: 475388

Re: bikes

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They must really hate trance.
by retzie
Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:54 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gripe thread
Replies: 31832
Views: 2648397

Re: Gripe thread

Try (monthly pay x 9) + (no pay x 3) :?
by retzie
Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: bikes
Replies: 1399
Views: 475388

Re: bikes

I want to do it, but I'm scared to try it on a fixie, actually, I've never riden that far on any bike... might try a few smaller rides in the lead up, or hire a touring bike, or both. Yeah... nah. The hills south of Frankston aren't particularly big, but you will NOT want to do them on a fixie, esp...