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Hardy

so ummm like i was like way hungover and like watched Eat Love Pray....ummm yeah actually was okay in terms of not needing my brain, and looking and pretty pictures of places. i now want to go live in Rome and Bali lolz Like hungover or actually hungover? Did you watch it, or do something that was ...

Hardy

so ummm like i was like way hungover and like watched Eat Love Pray....ummm yeah actually was okay in terms of not needing my brain, and looking and pretty pictures of places. i now want to go live in Rome and Bali lolz Like hungover or actually hungover? Did you watch it, or do something that was ...

Hardy

all your b movie needs in one movie, Ruetger Hauer starring in a movie called "Hobo with a shotgun": http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/hobowithashotgun/ Finally watched this last night. It was awesome. It's basically a homage to the Troma films of the 80's (Toxic Avenger, Surf N...

Hardy

mrj wrote:At that price I'd expect to a bro hug. From Jesus.

and a reach around from the holy spirit.

Hardy

At that price i'd expect a bit of Brostep tbh.

Hardy

No Andy C?

Hardy

Lizkins wrote:you gonna go visit her and compare bum fluff?

Hell no. 'Sif I could grow a mo.

Hardy

witty_pseudonym wrote:my boss has a lady mo.

Number and address pls

Hardy

Lizkins wrote:something that made me laugh today

me (on email to boss) - should we catch up over the changes made to the PPA?
boss (on email to me) - yes, we'll touch tomorrow

hahaha small things

You're going to touch your boss' small thing eh?

Hardy

quick wrote:new job is not what i wanted, lame and boring with little to no skill required... but i cant be arsed looking again when i only need it for 2 months...

That is balls, but I guess you just gotta look at it as a means to an end. And steal as much shit as you can from the office.

Hardy

quick wrote:def-totes... love the change of pace in it, so subtle... great mix

Hardy, u listened?

Only just saw it, on the D/L now. Rickwell is a bit hit and miss for me, but I def dig his style.

Hardy

quick wrote:
CoB wrote:dirk gently just came in the mail today (i think probably yesterday)
every time i read that, i think you are telling us that a guy called Dirk Gently came in your mail... which would be pretty gross

The fact that it says "gently" makes it even creepier.

Hardy

ghetto kitty wrote:

acceptable generalizations i guess.

there's little clouding by feeling
hence the oppression, hunger, worldwide wars oli mentioned huh?

Pretty much. That's all men's doings. Sorry!

Hardy

hardy - explain. WARNING! GENERALISATIONS AHEAD!!!! Women are all about feeling and warmth, like vinyl records. Vinyl is warmer and fuller than a digital recording. Men are based on simple logic and numbers. there's little clouding by feeling as long as there's a system of rules and numbers that ar...

Hardy

Men are digital
Women are analogue

Hardy

i don't get that argument at all when you look at things like people using their superannuation to buy investment properties and being able to blow everyone else out of the water with what they can offer. So instead of keeping to what the house is actually worth, they just threw money at them to wi...

Hardy

i think its a great deal... mobile broadband here in UK is on avg 15 pound for 3 gig plus 15 for dongle... thats 75 pound for 12gig and dongle, which is like $115... when u look at home internet, its a lot cheaper here... so that mobile broadband offer being better than here is a great sign. STOP S...

Hardy

i don't get that argument at all when you look at things like people using their superannuation to buy investment properties and being able to blow everyone else out of the water with what they can offer. So instead of keeping to what the house is actually worth, they just threw money at them to wi...

Hardy

quick wrote:far out

car falls 6 stories in Melb

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011 ... 181405.htm

Women drivers... lol

Hardy

ghetto kitty wrote:wish me luck today guys.

ill tell ya later why.

Flap doctor?

Hardy

Houses are worth what people are prepared to pay for them. Housing prices will never be based on resource costs.

Hardy

I blame illegal immigrants. For everything.

Hardy

http://www.theage.com.au/national/search-for-canoeist-missing-in-victoria-20110327-1cbn5.html this dude lived around the corner from me :( we were just drinking at the night markets a few weeks ago... fucking devastating :cry: thats terrible dan. he was a favorite regular here. lovely guy. really h...

Hardy

all your b movie needs in one movie, Ruetger Hauer starring in a movie called "Hobo with a shotgun": http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/magnolia/hobowithashotgun/ I saw the trailer for that months ago, really hope it comes out soon because it looks either really terrible or really awesome

Hardy

How moist is that cat! Soggy as fark!

Hardy

morning gang. possible topics today - cute doggies, fluffy things & rainbows? A was raped by a cute doggy with a fluffy, rainbow coloured dildo yesterday! It really did a number on by sphincter! i knew that would happen, and i knew it would be you hardy. :P I am comfortably predicatable, am I n...

Hardy

ghetto kitty wrote:morning gang.

possible topics today - cute doggies, fluffy things & rainbows?

A was raped by a cute doggy with a fluffy, rainbow coloured dildo yesterday! It really did a number on by sphincter!

Hardy

fucking LOL!

Hardy

so i had to wake up early for a few job interviews this morning, now i am going to bed... i find my self think 'yay, i can sleep in tomorrow'... i am so shit... i have been able to sleep in nearly every morning for the past 19 months and 1 day has made me miss it.. i am fukd when i have to start wo...

Hardy

Lizkins wrote:toughen up princess

now back to horses bumming off sickos. did the dudes a-hole get like crazy big after that?

Yes, but the real problem was the new holes it created in his bowells, stomach and intestines.

Hardy

Send Steve Jobs a turd in the post.

Hardy

quick wrote:my point hardy... he got his end wet and fucked that sicko good... real good

AH i see! Was on a total other track with that. Yeah that horse went to town PROPER

Hardy

i haven't watched any of those vids... except half face kid... which was bad enough... gays with hammer sounds way too bad... but i am happy about said horse... definitely got his... How do you know the horse wasn't into it? It was the horse doing the bumming, I don't think you can force 'em to do ...

Hardy

i'm sure they're fake. 2 girls 1 cup was totes fake imo. i'm sticking with that line for fear of mental breakdown. 2 girls one cup isn't actual shit, they use pretend shit. Mr Hands is confirm real, though it wasn't actually that particular equine erotic encounter that killed him. The hammer one is...

Hardy

deviant wrote:3 guys one hammer is BY FAR THE WORST... I actually think (once you know what it is) that the reaction vids on youtube are even disturbing.

:script:

This was the video that made me stop clicking on vids with excessive warnings. Scarred.

Hardy

willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme DON'T DO IT wow even hardy not goading me to do it. must be awful. It's a man getting bummed to death by a horse. Any q...

Hardy

witty_pseudonym wrote:willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme
willnotletcuriositygethtebetterofme

DON'T DO IT

Hardy

huge wrote:im currently looking at the stupid birds out the procrastiwindow

Stupid freeloading birds. Fucking hate them.

Hardy

ghetto kitty wrote:milk and 1 & 1/2 sugars plz.

You have to provide the tea.

Hardy

ghetto kitty wrote:hardly.

but its the only topic of shittalk today that i have any feelings about

For that poke of tongue, I have sent the Death Squads. Please wait by the door for their arrival. With tea.

Hardy

glass jar yup im gonna carry a jam jar for my butts. srsly aroes, you cant see that new legislation should also have facilities to implement it? SHEESH! and cob - exactly. if thats not a loss of civil liberties i dont know what is. soon there will be police for healthy eating, police for pants that...

Hardy

almax wrote:
CoB wrote: the only times i smoke is when i am drinking, so maybe i am over-reacting, but it means i don't smoke very often lol)
SUCCESS

All you smokers should just not smoke... how dare you!

LUNG RAPE

Hardy

smokers are all gross and stupid and there should be compulsory cleaning hours/days for anyone who wants to smoke so they clean up the place. also death squads. I collect all my butts so that I can dump them over at Little Mule later on so as to attract hobos looking for a free tobacco treat. No ne...

Hardy

smokers are all gross and stupid and there should be compulsory cleaning hours/days for anyone who wants to smoke so they clean up the place. also death squads. I collect all my butts so that I can dump them over at Little Mule later on so as to attract hobos looking for a free tobacco treat. No ne...

Hardy

ghetto kitty wrote:who are they implemented by oh council man?

DEATH SQUADS!

Hardy

Yeah but what about the other people who dont pre plan these things who would normally use an ashtray if provided, but since there is none there they just flick em. They need to follow up this action with a policeman outside every venue fining people who litter! That way people will be forced to ge...

Hardy

while im grumbling about govt's in qld its no smoking near any doorways or outside tables. so you cant smoke and drink anywhere, nor smoke and eat anywhere. one would think that the govt that implements such a plan would provide ashtrays for said shunned smokers but - NO! so the butts get thrown on...

Hardy

quick wrote:but just to have seen him would be cool as... but 209 is a fuk load of cash

Just don't go, and say you did.

Hardy

quick wrote:should i pay 209 pounds to see Jerry Seinfeld live?

Fuck no. 209 POUNDS!?! That cunt makes $80million per year purely from the syndication of Seinfeld. Plus his stand up is just not funny at all.

Hardy

Holy Boner is probably the best name ever

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