Melbourne Beats

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:11 am**

fairy dust!

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:22 pm**

It was more her gigantic moot that was the issue. Her stupid face is far less offensive than them mega-flaps.

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:44 pm**

hahahaha

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:50 pm**

was a pretty hefty moot

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:51 pm**

Nicky Minge

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:10 am**

Bigups seriously amazing weekend.

meeting nice girl

throwing best boat party we've ever done, pretty much 90% dress up rate too... funny stuff
having Sinden play a surprise breaks set on the boat! (wow)
getting offered a gig at Blah Blah Blah Festvial in Brisvegas

summer just got even bigger

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:07 pm**

huge wrote:was a pretty hefty moot

Family-size flaps

Posted: **Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:33 pm**

Interest rates cut yesterday = good news.

http://www.smh.com.au/business/rba-rate ... 1mte4.html

Posted: **Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:37 pm**

BU new socks. Lots of them. Icebreakers all.

Yes, this is the most exciting thing that has happened in my life in the past... oh, I've lost count.

Posted: **Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:10 pm**

BU finishing my last full time semester of uni for the foreseeable future! now to enjoy my last month in Bangalore.
BU hampi mission this weekend
BU chennai/pondicherry mission the next
BU my amazing crew here
BU home for 2 months then back to India in Feb '12

Gosh life is amazing right now!

Posted: **Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:31 am**

^^ BU to that.

Posted: **Wed Nov 16, 2011 12:09 pm**

BU's to Kooinda Brewery

Just flicking through the leader and large half page article in their with a full colour picture

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:37 am**

Biggups indeed! is it in the leader or that colour 'weekly' magazine?

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:59 am**

Leader itself page 11
If you go here and scroll down to e-reader for Heidelberg edition you can actually read the paper as though you have it
http://leader-news.whereilive.com.au/ne ... r-you-are/

Posted: **Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:47 am**

big ups probably the best 2 weeks of my 26.5 month adventure so far... just over 2 weeks until i go home, for good... but the last 2 weeks have been spent on amazing beaches with the most amazing girl i have ever met... no idea what we are going to do when I leave... we have 3 more days to spend together before we part... but it wont be the last i see of her, will be trying to get this German girl over to Melb asap

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:31 am**

^^ nice.

BU to an incredibly relaxing weekend. Impromptu drinking sesh with good mates at home on friday. lots of Skyrim followed by studio session with uber-talented girl on sunday. Good times.

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:30 pm**

Big Ups my sweet Ulli... she will come to Melb for a year or so to see how things go, but will need to wait until 2013 as she needs to finish her diploma first. I can believe how smitten I am, this girl is amazing... am currently trying to get her over for xmas and new years... but she will need to fly home on the 4th of Jan... She leaves me today

but we will see each other in Mumbai before I fly home.

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:51 am**

ze Germans are coming!

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:39 pm**

hehe... she is the cutest German ever too

Posted: **Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:17 pm**

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:42 pm**

BU almost survived semester

BU NYC for Christmas.
BU... yeah, that's prolly it, actually. Needs moar life, tbh.

Posted: **Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:06 pm**

ooOoOOOooo, double post winrar.

BU surviving today. Who the fuck puts 2 hour meetings, much less two in the one day, in the busiest week of semester? Fuckoff.
BU being asked to do a profile for the Chicago street press/magazine thingo :lolfamous:
BU so close to freeeddooooooooom (10 days and counting. Small downs how many things need to get done in that time

)

Posted: **Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:53 am**

Wow, really? No one has had anything they want to BU happen since the begining of December?

That's sad.

I'll BU life in general. Feeling pretty bloody good about well everything!! YAY!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:52 pm**

holidays mean internet takes a back seat

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:49 pm**

BU raddest of rad times in NYC over Christmas. One of my bestest ladies, my favourite bars with my favourite bartenders in the world (who I didn't spew on this time) and general chillifying. Best

BU ridiculously mild winter so far. We are barely even scratching 0ºC and it's January!!

Sociopathic wrote:Wow, really? No one has had anything they want to BU happen since the begining of December?
That's sad.

I thought it might create the wrong impression if I had three BUs in a row.

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2012 1:39 pm**

Big LOLZ to getting hit on by younger men. It had happened before at the train station, then last night at a bar. Some sweet 23 year old thinks he'll get chatting with this girl... Pleasant conversation ensues (coz I'm not a cunt) and they end up being a recent graduate. Eventually they discover that I'm a 'math professor' and it's hilarious to watch them simultaneously retreat from the hitty-on-ness and transform into a little kid. Poor dears

Should I has some sort of zimmer frame, d'you reckon?

Why am I the only one posting in the BU thread??

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:10 pm**

1) R00T.
2) SLUMB3R..
3) F@3K NUMB3R....

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:06 pm**

Except I aten't a kiddy fiddler. Also, I'm much too slow on the uptake to lie in time.

'Sall good though. I'd say watching the dismayed "wait, that's a teacher" looks is probably more rewarding than touching them. Mebbe I'll tell them I'm a bloke too

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:39 pm**

No aspirations for Cougarness?

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:50 pm**

The bit about this situation that puts me off is where they suddenly start being 'the student' and I am 'the teacher'. Not hot. The funniest was last time this happened: the poor child was telling me how he is studying civil engineering. He gave the whole spiel about how he has to do all this maths, which is really hard but really useful. Then he asked what I did. Fuck me, it was priceless

Apart from the student-y thing... yeah, nah. I've sworn off the young 'uns.

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:38 pm**

wot about an old dawg then?

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:59 pm**

Deftotes - the best stories involve old timers. Mr Bring-Housemate-You're-Fucking-To-A-Date and Preacher Man being good examples. Why go for "I just graduated" when I can get gold like that??

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:04 pm**

you could be the next Bridget Jones, but like current and way more whacky and hilarious

we need a Retzie rant page i reckon

Posted: **Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:18 am**

Big ups less than 3 weeks to go see my girl in Frankfurt... just need passport to come in time, was submitted on Friday, cutting it fine much

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:37 pm**

BU's new appartment in the Bra!

Maroubra that is

Posted: **Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:14 pm**

BU drunken judgement being on the money. Yay to drunk retzie being on-side

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:17 am**

details pls Retzie

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:21 am**

pics pls

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:20 am**

yes moar needed.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:25 am**

Oh, you know, just when you make really cool home decoration decisions after getting home from a night on the piss...

Suffice to say that since this is me, someone should prepare the gripe thread.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:18 pm**

pics of u drunk pls

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:42 pm**

Latest pic of me on crapbook is drunk, which later became much drunkerer.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:47 pm**

i have no facebook

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:52 pm**

I know

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:01 pm**

PM sent

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:23 pm**

Best pics of Retzie are on College Teachers Go Wild!

man o man - girl is mad stylee.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:50 pm**

nic wrote:PM sent

Lies

DBoy wrote:Best pics of Retzie are on College Teachers Go Wild!

Not lies.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:11 pm**

lol!

oh man i ranted on FB in gripe styles fashion. i should have just come here and griped. did get lots of love on FB though which is nice

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:26 pm**

you would of only got off-hand belligerence in here IMO

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:39 pm**

probably, but feel its better to vent here than on FB. Feels weird venting on FB. i usually just like to make random comments and link hilarious comic strips etc

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