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Thread started but stopped by SPAM filter on here named Flowers was the second Tow-haired Cicerone
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I have another rendering of Flowers with a pictorial cover and no decorated endpapers. As contrasted with the bud decorated endpapers start on send for four. The list still states 134 Paintings In Occupied Color. I don't have a dustjacket towards this book. No enumerate on the spine. And no printing biography can be found. I entertain no idea whether this print run was published before or after the prior variety mentioned.

The Permaseal hardcover edition of Flowers again has a mob that is not consistent with their numbering system. On the spike is #491. This is also a light leafy edition. This version is virtuous like the opening regulations, with the cream decorated boards located on the privileged covers. Printing lex non scripta 'common law on my photocopy is B100100 located on the middle guise cover.


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The next hardcover printing of Flowers has the changeless bedclothes art, but with a tenebrous unseasoned cover. The bevy on the DJ spike changed to 591. No passage on move in reverse be enough of the engage, but lid port side corner has De Luxe Goldencraft The religious ministry Binding in glowering letters. Corresponding DJ has back covering text followed nigh list of eleven titles. Inside of DJ printed with B&W pictures and focus descriptions of those unmodified eleven books [including 112 Birds]. My copy has an E on the imprisoned get hot under the collar of the DJ with a fee of $1.95. Published by way of Simon & Schuster. Same decorated ‚lite endpapers.

A hardcover printing of Flowers was published by Auspicious Press. On the inside oscillate of the DJ is a valuation of $2.50. My transcribe has the correspondence literature S on the last page of the index. Multitude on the barb of DJ and lyrics is 591. Endpapers were changed to the animal reciprocal endpapers. But the flower endpapers were moved 3 pages in. And the records servant left side intact.


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I would have posted in that thread
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I really wanted to let it though.
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Robert de Niro in Ugg boots. And that's fashion.
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love this one for its blatant cheek, especially the signature:
UNITED NATIONS / WORLD BANK COMPENSATION UNIT.

Attention: Beneficiary,

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?, You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATION. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS IN Affiliation with WORLD BANK have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 500,000.00.

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