Brewster's Millions

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:21 am

some guy won this

http://www.win-free-stuff.com.au/win-th ... experience

you have to spend as much money as possible in 24 hours and not have a thing to show for it and you can't give it away, a'la Brewster's Millions.

How would you spend it?

I'm thinking super deluxe meals (lobster, vintage wine/champagne etc)
Singing lessons from someone good
Buy an audition in Hollywood for something good
Rent a plane/Lambo/penthouse/escort
Skydive
Spa resort
Full medical check with all the trimmings (why not)

The point is to WASTE as much money as you can. Go nuts.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:46 am

There are so many evil ideas I don't know where to begin.

kiss & tell · Post by **kiss & tell** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:15 am

order a pizza and a pay per view movie at home

the lulz that would be had from a failed promotion wasted haha!

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:21 am

So what did the guy who won say he was going to do.
Can you donate to charity?

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:49 am

Amick wrote:There are so many evil ideas I don't know where to begin.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:59 am

lol DOCTORS check wtf mixxy?????

1. hire elite (or dude in old ute) hitsquad to kill Steve Fielding / John Gay and other church / politics / business types
2. destablise government if possible
3. investigate everyone / blackmail everyone
4. thousands of (non diseased) prostitues to walk the streets offering rides to everyone
5. shardz in water supply
6. destroy telstra with bombs
7. lock up losers for a day
8. crash loads of cars into the yarra, bikes for all
9. rent some clothes, but would prob prefer my own if you cant keep it ffs
10. rent all the taxis in melbourne and drive them off bridge on fire with taxi drivers
11. put all asylum seekers in good hotesla and then make them angry so they riot.

etc

so many lols

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:08 am

ahhh i forgot the MEGA CITY WIDE RAVE.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:17 am

^ and Pingaaaaz for all.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:28 am

Feigan wrote:^ and Pingaaaaz for all.

free pipes for all
dont throw the shardz in the drinking watyer use acid instead

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:09 am

hmm better idea
when i win, you are number 1 advis0r

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:29 am

nic wrote:hmm better idea
when i win, you are number 1 advis0r

don't tell kronz cause I will have to moonlight in advizory capacity for him sometimes.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:47 am

I would crush businesses I don't like on the market with erratic buying patterns and much stock faggotry

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:07 pm

lmao nic. i like the taxi idea best. burgeoning taxi hatred with each and every fare

aerial spraying of white mitsi's for teh middle east!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:34 pm

nic wrote:lol DOCTORS check wtf mixxy?????

1. hire elite (or dude in old ute) hitsquad to kill Steve Fielding / John Gay and other church / politics / business types
2. destablise government if possible
3. investigate everyone / blackmail everyone
4. thousands of (non diseased) prostitues to walk the streets offering rides to everyone
5. shardz in water supply
6. destroy telstra with bombs
7. lock up losers for a day
8. crash loads of cars into the yarra, bikes for all
9. rent some clothes, but would prob prefer my own if you cant keep it ffs
10. rent all the taxis in melbourne and drive them off bridge on fire with taxi drivers
11. put all asylum seekers in good hotesla and then make them angry so they riot.

etc

so many lols

10 and 11 are well disrturbing nic

plus you cant have anything to show for it, so killing spree won't work either. And i believe there was a limit to what you could give to charity. was in Brewster's Millions anyways.

i reckon massive party and invite all friends to stay in swank hotel in the best rooms....flying to Italy or somewhere o/s to have said party and stay in swanky hotel rooms.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:38 pm

Get stuck overseas is the catch though Liz,
In 24 hours the party stops and you cant get home.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:44 pm

hmmm okay so maybe we only fly to Queensland...ummm yeah cos that will cut it.

OR!! we could go visit your fam Jazz, party in your home town?

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:51 pm

Lizkins wrote:hmmm okay so maybe we only fly to Queensland...ummm yeah cos that will cut it. OR!! we could go visit your fam Jazz, party in your home town?

Hmmm. I fear for us all going back to my homew tow, I was luck to escape.
Everyone will get eithet pregnant or have to work in a factory.... some may end up pregannt and working in the factory.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:02 pm

lol in 24 hours? we has money though

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:07 pm

pregnant factory workers ftw

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:09 pm

nic wrote:pregnant factory workers ftw

grey son next

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:28 pm

nic wrote:lol DOCTORS check wtf mixxy?????

1. hire elite (or dude in old ute) hitsquad to kill Steve Fielding / John Gay and other church / politics / business types
2. destablise government if possible
3. investigate everyone / blackmail everyone
4. thousands of (non diseased) prostitues to walk the streets offering rides to everyone
5. shardz in water supply
6. destroy telstra with bombs
7. lock up losers for a day
8. crash loads of cars into the yarra, bikes for all
9. rent some clothes, but would prob prefer my own if you cant keep it ffs
10. rent all the taxis in melbourne and drive them off bridge on fire with taxi drivers
11. put all asylum seekers in good hotesla and then make them angry so they riot.

etc

so many lols

You're telling me wtf? WTF>?? Medical doc for me, psychiatrist for you

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:05 pm

i don't know why i'm disturbed by the idea. might have something to do with the whole purposely wasting as much money as possible while billions don't even get a daily meal thing. pretty gross imo.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:47 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:i don't know why i'm disturbed by the idea. might have something to do with the whole purposely wasting as much money as possible while billions don't even get a daily meal thing. pretty gross imo.

gross consumerism

agree with ya witty

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:51 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:i don't know why i'm disturbed by the idea. might have something to do with the whole purposely wasting as much money as possible while billions don't even get a daily meal thing. pretty gross imo.

agree 100%

its like 'buy nothing day' - i think its fucked, half the world and lots of people in our city cant buy something every day.
i wrote a rhyme about it on a battle thread ages ago....eons ago now - i havent been on the dole for six years heheh

dole rhyme….

what about those of us who have no role?
got spat out of school,
landed on the dole.
spent years trying to make some sense
of our stoopid economy in tatters and shreds
i wasnt bitchin about bush and his war,
i was talking about ALL fighting
all those eternal wars
get born, grow up,
sign away your life
get hooked, get bankrupt,
sit there hating your wife.
so ive tried dammit,
hell ive been to uni three times
tried to get pieces of paper
that aint no guarantee of dimes.
so now im in the world,
creating my career
no eight hours no wage
just pushing through the fear.
and fuckit
im happy
i really fuckin am
even tho im not sure what else
to say but 'freelance'
and it shits me this buy nothing day
cause all around me
thats just the way
of fuckin life for so many
one week out of two is buy freakin nothing
while the fatcats are leaking thier stuffing
and caviar is frothing
and buttons are poppin
and my friends can barely feed thier kids
a fuckin muffin.
so im just reminding you and all you love
to keep your eyes peeled for loopholes,
that you CAN rise above
whatever lot you may have been dealt
youll see those boundaries wither and melt
as you create your life
your movie
your opus
as you see that the future
isnt just hopeless.....

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:49 pm

It so TOTALLY is a complete waste of money, and the people paying for it are the customers. But the point (if I may quote Claire from The Breakfast Club) is to search your mind for the outter limit. I had heaps of trouble coming up with stuff to do that wouldn't leave an asset or be for charity cause that's where my mind goes naturally. Medical check for heaven's sake

have fun with it, it's only hypothetical for us, don't got getting all political on me

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:20 pm

only bit of fun lol
dont stone me please; my moral donkey rides low.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:16 am

low riding donkeys all round me thinks

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:42 am

yes everyone rides a moral donkey, some ride side saddle, some do jumping, others go in circles, some uppity types even race in the melbourne moral donkey cup and get outraeged when myki doesnt work.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:00 pm

nic wrote:yes everyone rides a moral donkey, some ride side saddle, some do jumping, others go in circles, some uppity types even race in the melbourne moral donkey cup and get outraeged when myki doesnt work.

and some donkeys are DJing new styles of hip hop

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:36 pm

mixtress wrote:
have fun with it, it's only hypothetical for us, don't got getting all political on me

i was/am having fun. hence the battle rhyme

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:42 pm

the answer lies on the menu of every asian restaurant in melbourne.

golden.

bag.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:50 pm

Is there such a thing as Buy Nothing Day?

ahhaha!

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:54 pm

How about a competition where people go homeless and penniless for a month and win cash if they stay it out? I'd watch that.

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:22 am

You like to watch homeless people?

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:14 am

yeah can be seen as evil, but think of it like this, the money goes to peoples business and then to their family so if you choose a struggling business you are certainly doing them a favour.

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:20 pm

Amick wrote:You like to watch homeless people?

No, I like to watch people who have never gone hungry suddenly meet reality.

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:02 pm

Hey Lee there is a show kinda along those lines called undercover boss, where CEOs work for a couple of weeks as an entry level employee in there organisation, they give the excuse that the camera crew is there to film a doco on entry level jobs.

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:45 pm

i keep thinking of brewster b, before he started playing happy hardcore and electrohouse.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:55 pm

nic wrote:i keep thinking of brewster b, before he started playing happy hardcore and electrohouse.

same.

brewster's 20cents?