the rapture

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu May 19, 2011 4:26 pm

I wonder if there'll be planking in heaven?

discuss..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapture

Sociopathic · Post by **Sociopathic** » Thu May 19, 2011 4:38 pm

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:33 pm

oh awesome!

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Thu May 19, 2011 10:38 pm

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CoB · Post by **CoB** » Thu May 19, 2011 11:45 pm

i think maybe it is because this has been linked in ttan..
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-y ... he-rapture

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri May 20, 2011 9:35 am

pity I don't have time to read this before the rapture

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Fri May 20, 2011 9:38 am

I am now referring to this "event" as the Raptor. Clever girl.

quick · Post by **quick** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:58 am

i do a good raptor... skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:34 pm

tommorrow!

set times?

Sociopathic · Post by **Sociopathic** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:41 pm

Actually randomly I understand it is to be on the 21st right, but the 21st starts at different times all over the world?
So which 21st are we talking?
For us will be be tomorrow or will it actually be the next day? or maybe even earlier?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:43 pm

three days of DOOM

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:46 pm

It happens at 6pm... the event (apparently an earthquake) will follow 6pm around the world wherever that may be.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:08 pm

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:09 pm

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:12 pm

and near churches!

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri May 20, 2011 5:32 pm

deviant wrote:It happens at 6pm... the event (apparently an earthquake) will follow 6pm around the world wherever that may be.

that is indeed what he said...
the idiot on jjj is saying we have until sunday
so people are going to be doing things and...
anyway the speed at which things happen boggles my head brain

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri May 20, 2011 6:12 pm

this is up in sydney...

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Fri May 20, 2011 8:14 pm

do we all take a really good dump on judgement day? looks like it from the sign

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri May 20, 2011 8:47 pm

time to repent TBPFH

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:09 pm

apparently there is one of those billboards in Footscray

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:19 pm

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Mon May 23, 2011 6:39 pm

mecka..
where is your sig from?

it is awesome and i am stealing it!

Sociopathic · Post by **Sociopathic** » Mon May 23, 2011 9:42 pm

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.

One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon May 23, 2011 10:09 pm

Sociopathic wrote:AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.

One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...

I read that article, it was fucking magic. So many utter fuckwits. I'm glad they don't have anything anymore.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:57 pm

Sociopathic wrote:AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.

One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...

derp!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue May 24, 2011 1:43 pm

get the hell outta here, are you kidding me? what a bunch of mentals!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue May 24, 2011 1:57 pm

Sociopathic wrote:AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH was reading in the age today quite a lot of People actually did things like quit their jobs and spend their life savings and such thiking it was real.

One couple who had a toddler and another baby on the way spent eveything and quit their jobs. another guy spent 160k on billboards, again his life savings...

i feel really really sorry for these people. they obviously arent content with life on earth, with all its striving and searching and ups and downs.

i especially feel sorry for the children born to these fuckwits. how would it be growing up around people who just want to check out, however that might happen?

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Tue May 24, 2011 2:14 pm

people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.

Sociopathic · Post by **Sociopathic** » Tue May 24, 2011 2:50 pm

youthful_implants wrote:people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.

Problem is people that foolish tend to be the ones who procreate the most

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:18 pm

Sociopathic wrote:
youthful_implants wrote:people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
Problem is people that foolish tend to be the ones who procreate the most

silly billys!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:35 pm

Sociopathic wrote:
youthful_implants wrote:people who are that foolish should not be allowed to procreate.
Problem is people that foolish tend to be the ones who procreate the most

this is totally true.

saw a family in brisvegas yesterday that had 4 kids, with one on the way, while her 'other kids' were with her ex.

she was my age

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue May 24, 2011 6:16 pm

Believing in a god that doesn't give any clear evidence to us that they exist and would punish you with eternal damnation for not believing in them seems utterly ridiculous to me....

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:52 pm

i said something along those lines to my grade 1 religious teacher and made her cry. i guess a 7 year old asking for proof of god's existence would be pretty scary though hahaha

Sociopathic · Post by **Sociopathic** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:28 pm

I Hope no one forgot that Harold Camping Moved the date to tomorrow!!! End of times people end of times~!

thedeadly9 · Post by **thedeadly9** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:41 pm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:39 am

Sociopathic wrote:I Hope no one forgot that Harold Camping Moved the date to tomorrow!!! End of times people end of times~!

nah, he didn't move it I don't think. The "rapture" was the day when all devine souls ascend to heaven, the rest of us (read: everyone

) would be living here until the world ends today.

andy_hoffman · Post by **andy_hoffman** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:34 am

deviant wrote:
Sociopathic wrote:I Hope no one forgot that Harold Camping Moved the date to tomorrow!!! End of times people end of times~!
nah, he didn't move it I don't think. The "rapture" was the day when all devine souls ascend to heaven, the rest of us (read: everyone ) would be living here until the world ends today.

So gutted if i only get one full day with my new iPhone 4S

thedeadly9 · Post by **thedeadly9** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:44 pm

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:33 am

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:47 pm

yu ressurect the thread?

thedeadly9 · Post by **thedeadly9** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:10 pm

umm...because there is sweet FA happenin anywhere?! You didn't have to read it now did u? hehe

nic · Post by **nic** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:55 pm

he did it to make us look at the god awful
god resucrect beats jpg