Chicks thread - no boys allowed

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:55 pm

going friday liz. day off for me!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:10 pm

sounds like a bunfight tbh.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:06 pm

Ladies - who the fuck brings a computer to a date? So over it. WTF is going on in this town.

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:20 pm

lady check your emails!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:26 pm

im getting there babes, got a backlog to get through but am heading to yours first!

xx

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:27 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:Ladies - who the fuck brings a computer to a date? So over it. WTF is going on in this town.

lol

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:31 pm

so dan, being a reasonably normal deviant of a guy - tell me, this is wrongtown, right??!!!

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:31 pm

GK - what did he do with his computer on the date? I guess there's a few reasons why you might have it with you, but to actually bust it out??

ghetto kitty wrote:So over it.

+ gabillionty seven. Nothin' to do with the town/country either, lady - here (NYC) blows (in the bad way) just as much as anywhere else

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:36 pm

He brought it to show me stuff i guess. I like creative people, i like sharing stuff too. I had printed some of my writing to read to him too, and told him so.
But he stood me up TWICE before this date, (once was the gallery opening) then first thing he says is 'i brought my pooter'
then proceeds to show me his stuff non stop, not asking me about anything, no breaks, then 2 hours later says 'ive gotta go'
and fucks off. I dont even need to tell you the details, but the build up for this date has been going on for a long while and reached a crescendo, I was looking forward to this date for a week. And the two before that.

man, i try not to air my dirty laundry in public much anymore, but FUCK. This is just total shit and one more in a long line of dudes who are just total self involved assholes.

Retzie - turn lezzie with me? Ill take you out honey. You can whisper sweet equations to me.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:47 pm

ghetto kitty wrote: no breaks

at least you got off on the right foot musically. silver lining and all that.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:48 pm

cannot see the funny side today sorry alex.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:50 pm

he sounds rubbish. condolences.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:51 pm

hit the eject button GK

tosser imo

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:54 pm

yeah i have.

im just so over it. Crazy cat lady with shotgun on porch imminent tbh.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:56 pm

computer on first date is fail.

tough one Bo - hope you find another suitable bachelor.

I have two brothers - they're single??

do you like Plumbers?

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:59 pm

GK, sounds like he got a bit excited, tbh, and I'd probably say lack of social skills rather than self-involved. That being said, the former is more than enough to warrant the blacklist as far as I'm concerned...

My solution, let me show you:

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:59 pm

lol lady

eventually it will be worth the wait when you get a good one

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:00 pm

Sounds shit Bo and totally, wtf?

Sounds like he thought he was in some sort of interview. I like the idea of sharing your interests, but the operative word here is SHARE.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:03 pm

fiegs - your brothers could be good mwahahaha - younger or older heehee

no really, i dont care what people do for a living, i just want to be with/around people who are happy in themselves and aware enough to ask the hot lady they are sitting across from about her life.

ladies do love tradies after all. if they can hold a good conversation of course. hehe.

retzie - yeah maybe your right, but i dont really have time to coach a 30 year old on their social skills.
and the nunnery wont have me, too many nasty tattoos and swearing like a sailor they said.

gnat - the fairy sparkles make me cry, cos thats how its supposed to feel, not like this...

sammy - yeah babe, i hear you. sometimes i think its me who's doing it wrong, but this public airing has made me feel better cos its not on is it? Sharing is easy, i got loads of men in my life who can do it, but they are mah brothers.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:17 pm

Younger and taller Bo.

One of them will be out with me @ Under Suspicion on saturday night @ BA if you're floating around. I would be more than happy to introduce you.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:21 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:so dan, being a reasonably normal deviant of a guy - tell me, this is wrongtown, right??!!!

totally wrongtown Bro Ghetto... did he show you his favourite youtube vids? that would've topped it off imo... he could have pretended he was the host of funniest home videos and done voice overs and all.

almax · Post by **almax** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:24 pm

lol Feigs, Josh or Rohan?
FYI kitty, Rohan is like 6'9" or something. He is massive!

Regarding computer on date, sounds like he didn't take it as a "date" and more like a meeting of friends.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:25 pm

feigs - hehehe

not sure if ill be out at BA this wkend, but might have to drop in to libs too so maybe! I still got ya number too, would be good to see you! Are you only in town for the weekend and what time are you playing?

on the Mb hookups.

dan - pretty much tbh. as he was leaving he is like ' ive got one more thing to show you' and i said 'no. I dont want to be shown anything else thanks'.

al - massive is good, then i can be thrown around and feel like tiny kitty.

and there was NO WAY it was not a date, It was known and said and acknowledged that it was a DATE. with a view to nookie.
I didnt let him even kiss me after that. git fucked tbh.

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:31 pm

I am particularly enjoying the current state of affairs, having spent the entire day getting kissy noises made at me by old men and fucken hobos (it hot, girl wear seasonally appropriate attire). Either completely invisible or good tings too, plz.

I am now facing down the fact that I relle want to get all dressed up and hit the town (I have new lady-clothes and would quite like to actually wear them), but the only way that is happening is if I take myself out on my own. If current trends continue, I dread to think of the wrongness that'd entail. Anyone got an invisibility cloak?

ghetto kitty wrote:the nunnery wont have me, too many nasty tattoos and swearing like a sailor they said.

Oh, I broke in

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:32 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:al - massive is good, then i can be thrown around and feel like tiny kitty.

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:44 pm

'my favourite twitter feeds, let me show you'

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:09 pm

so i am frustrated and bored...

I made fanpage for us ladies.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Duh/Singl ... e=1&__a=24

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:12 pm

wow, that could be a great place for us blokes to pick up! thanks bro ghetto!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:14 pm

thats what its for mister. me and Lady Erica thought of it yesterday.

and stop calling me broghetto fucker.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:16 pm

This should incur a giggle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Ai9Dqq5lY

Bo - 6'9 or 6'4 take your pick.

I'm in town Satday afternoon till Tuesday morning. Will be BA Saturday night and then out in the burbs Sunday/Monday.

what's on at Libs on Saturday night?

hahahaha - Broghetto.

Sounds like a type of pasta.

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:25 pm

this is excellent. sam likes.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:27 pm

that video was wierd feigs.

height doesnt matter, as long as they an inch taller than me im happy heheh

saturday night here we got a funpartyrave thing on, Mu Gen and 1928 are playing and some others, called So electric, gonna be lasers and shit...
last one was huge apparently...

what side of town burbs will you be?

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:43 pm

I'll be on the East side Bo.

out at my brothers house in Mooroolbark (Mooza B)

Rave @ Libbs hey....

MuGen - blast from the past!!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:00 pm

the east west divide probably stops a lot of hookups from happening in this town hehehe

if you guys want to come to rave let me know

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:04 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:and stop calling me broghetto fucker.

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:43 pm

LOL BROGHETTO?

sounds like a pasta sauce

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:51 pm

sorry just read rest opf thread
i take it back

eN · Post by eN » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:13 pm

retzie wrote:GK, sounds like he got a bit excited, tbh, and I'd probably say lack of social skills rather than self-involved. That being said, the former is more than enough to warrant the blacklist as far as I'm concerned...

Yeah that's what I was thinking, where u meet him might I ask?

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:07 am

ghetto kitty wrote: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Duh/Singl ... e=1&__a=24

I love this!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:37 am

eN - met him in a bar through friends. not the worst and not the best introduction.

ely - nice one babe, it was a joke the day before but i thought fuck it, lets do something funny that will at least unite some of the hot ladies of melburn

thanks for making me laugh my way through yesterday guys.

anyways, its all over now..... NEXT!!!!!

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:41 am

ghetto kitty wrote:eN - met him in a bar through friends. not the worst and not the best introduction.

ely - nice one babe, it was a joke the day before but i thought fuck it, lets do something funny that will at least unite some of the hot ladies of melburn

thanks for making me laugh my way through yesterday guys.

anyways, its all over now..... NEXT!!!!!

That's my awesome lady! Pick yourself up, and move on..... As all awesome strong hot fantastic women do!

LOVE YOU

xx

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:55 am

Ladies and gentlemen (I know you all fucking reading this thread), drum roll please. Now, I am not really one to post personal shit on here, but...

ghetto kitty wrote:Ladies - who the fuck brings a computer to a date? So over it. WTF is going on in this town.

How about - who brings the girl they are fucking to a date?

Okay, so to be fair, it wasn't really a date date, I was just invited to 'drinks with some friends' (lol), but he showed up with just her, introduced as his housemate (well, because she is - winrar right there.) As the evening was winding down and drunkenness was setting in, she proceeded to tell me while he was in the toilet that they are fucking and bleat about how she knows it's just sex, but she is really into him, blah blah. I'm not sure what she thought I was doing there tbh

. Night ended with him disappearing (possibly while I was in the toilet - gets a bit hazy) and her practically in tears to me on the footpath outside the bar (about their 'relationship' - dunno if she noticed me being a girl who he was clearly into at any stage...?)

Words.... cannot.... describe.....

What can I say, I just bring out the best in men

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:17 pm

It's hard work sleeping with multiple women retzie... sometimes they will be at the same place at the same time.

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:24 pm

Woah, mebbe I should have specified - I have not slept with him at any point! This was just off the back of a long, interesting conversation when a friend introduced us at a bar (hrm...)

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:26 pm

Potenial partners count as partners in these situations though... can get messy

almax · Post by **almax** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:28 pm

hmm retzie, do you think perhaps this housemate could be trying to sabotage your "relationship" with this guy before it starts, i mean she waits till he is in the bathroom to tell you this, then while youre away, the guy dissappears, perhaps she said something to him about you (a lie) while you were not there to defend yourself.
bitches be crazy n shit

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:33 pm

ooooo conspiracy!

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:42 pm

@al... hhhmmm could be, tis all a bit weird that he took her to begin with tho....

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:53 pm

so if it wasnt a date date.....did the guy know that you were a tiny bit into him retzie? if he didnt i'd say he's just boning this chick, didnt know you would be there or didnt know you cared and you just ended up in the wrong place at wrong time?

come back home there is a plethora of guys here for you without funny accents.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:53 pm

oh babes, i hear you.

honestly, i reckon two things
1- he has no idea she is into him, isnt really into her, and truly thinks they are just housemates with benefits and was into you the whole time, but couldnt tell her not to come along?
2 - he has no idea that it was a date and is a total bumbling idiot who has two interested ladies in the same place and has NFI what that even means.

i reckon its option 2 really.

hugs! im going celibate from now on.