Chicks thread - no boys allowed

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Chicks thread - no boys allowed

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Yo Girls,

So how about getting that time of the month aye. Pretty crappy :roll:

and heels kill me aye :roll:



ummmm, what else? :smt102

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hahahah!!!! you rock Liz! 8)
Just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

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Can someone make me a sandwich please?

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lynt wrote:Can someone make me a sandwich please?


GET OUT!!!! :evil:




:P :D

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Show us your baps! :D

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Post by lynt »

Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:Can someone make me a sandwich please?


GET OUT!!!! :evil:




:P :D



What's the matter babe? You ok?

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Polecat wrote:hahahah!!!! you rock Liz! 8)


cheers PC


so what chick stuff have you done today Miss PC?

oh oh oh wait i thought of something. that Johnny Depp guy can come clean my house any day of the week huh huh, good one aye :wink:

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Post by Lizkins »

lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:Can someone make me a sandwich please?


GET OUT!!!! :evil:




:P :D



What's the matter babe? You ok?


i'm fine! :roll: [turns around, acts miffed, mumbles - what a fricken idiot under breathe]

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Post by Lizkins »

Little Evil wrote:Show us your baps! :D


show us your "fun bags" :D

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Post by lynt »

Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
lynt wrote:Can someone make me a sandwich please?


GET OUT!!!! :evil:




:P :D



What's the matter babe? You ok?


i'm fine! :roll: [turns around, acts miffed, mumbles - what a fricken idiot under breathe]


Sweet, sandwich?

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Post by Arex »

lynt wrote:Can someone make me a sandwich please?


me too and don't be stingy on the mustard. thanks love.
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Liz, I went shopping for shoes and clothes. You know.. a girls favourite hobby! Shopping!!!!!
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Polecat wrote:Liz, I went shopping for shoes and clothes. You know.. a girls favourite hobby! Shopping!!!!!


ummmm, sneaker freakers and apes or STFU.

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pass theat bottle of rum, I'm gonna pour a few shots for us all.

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Lizkins wrote:
Little Evil wrote:Show us your baps! :D


show us your "fun bags" :D


Baby, we need to get your baps and my fun bags together - we could run things round here. :lol: :lol:

(kidding)

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Post by Hardy »

So today I tried those new flourescent tampons, and I must say they were fannytastic! It fit my squack perfectly, and when it came time to take the mouse out of the house, there was no mess, no fuss!

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'SQUACK???"

:smt005 :smt005

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Above the belt lads... all good but ladies present and all that ;)

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lynt wrote:Above the belt lads... all good but ladies present and all that ;)


You're so... MALE! PFFFT!

You don't know what it's like to have that "not so fresh" feeling.

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Post by lynt »

Hardy wrote:
lynt wrote:Above the belt lads... all good but ladies present and all that ;)


You're so... MALE! PFFFT!

You don't know what it's like to have that "not so fresh" feeling.


:lol:

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ImageImageImage Image @ Hardy

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:lol: :lol:

this thread is like Oaks Day, supposedly for the ladies, but full of blokes
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gold, hard-on... especially 'fannytastic'.

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Post by Mellogs »

breaksRbest wrote::lol: :lol:

this thread is like Oaks Day, supposedly for the ladies, but full of blokes


haha, its funny cause its true
...and basically that's the situation

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:lol: nice one Liz, so anyway I broke a damn nail today!

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D wrote::lol: nice one Liz, so anyway I broke a damn nail today!


you should hit them straight on, with the hammer, other wise they can bend and obvously break, damn!

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munt beard wrote:
D wrote::lol: nice one Liz, so anyway I broke a damn nail today!


you should hit them straight on, with the hammer, other wise they can bend and obvously break, damn!


WTF????
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I'm on this awesome diet... its called 'not eating'. Its extremely cost effective too :D
...and basically that's the situation

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I need grooming :roll:

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has anyone been to the new day spa at the GPO, i seriously recommend it
...and basically that's the situation

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Hardy wrote:So today I tried those new flourescent tampons, and I must say they were fannytastic! It fit my squack perfectly, and when it came time to take the mouse out of the house, there was no mess, no fuss!


:smt044

I think I love you Hardy. Fits my squaak bahahahahahah 8)

Hey Liz we are all in touch with your fem side ya know? :D

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omigod saw this total spunk when I was at work today...he was like soooooo hot!! :lol:
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killeye wrote:omigod saw this total spunk when I was at work today...he was like soooooo hot!! :lol:


If you were in the UK......it would mean that someone blew their load at work today.. :lol:

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Hey, if it's a female thread - why don't you alll get together and talk about something constructive - like felatio techniques, touching eachothers nipples, moaning/talking filthy during sex, or something along those lines.
I can speak for alll the guys when I say that their will be no interuptions if you break out into a topic such as this . 8)

We will just observe with incredible, polite interest, and leave you to your own devices. :lol:

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Post by Will »

Little Evil wrote:We will just observe with incredible, polite interest, and leave you to your own devices. :lol:


Mmmm... devices.

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Speakin o' which, ripped from another forum:

This morning a lady arrived at the Post Office with a Parcel Collection card.

I located the parcel, which looked to be a regular item from overseas. As I handed it over to her, she noticed that there was quite a large tear on the underside of the package near one end.

"This has been opened" she said. So I checked the parcel and it appeared to be a tear created because of how tight the item had been packed into a padded bag that was probably too small. I asked her if she could check the contents and if anything was missing i'd get her a claim form.

"It's actually for my daughter, she asked me not to open it" she said, and I asked her if she'd like a form anyway just in case. But then she did something she will probably regret for a while... she pulled out the contents.

Inside the padded bag (with the customs declaration description of "massager") was a smallish gel vibrator device, complete with porno-chic packaging.

I pretended I didn't see it, or the shocked look on her face, and just stood there organising other parcels while she hastily stuffed the happy machine back in it's bag.

"Um, can you please tape this up, and write on it that the bag arrived in this condition and it was repaired by Australia Post? Please?"

It's going to be awkward in that house tonight.
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Which forum? Source or STFU!

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:lol: tha'ts pure gold! This thread is great should be a sticky :)

what about guys intouch with their girly side?
That's so plausible I can't believe it!
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Don't lie womens, I know what goes on when we mens aren't around...




























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*EDIT* Why do I get the feeling i'm going to be really unpopular today?

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Post by miss betty »

ok lay-daz...help me out with this one:
women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot????? :scratch:

i know its the new millennium n all that shit, but how many chicks out there do practice this?? or is still the boyz that are carving up all the phone numbers....??? :smt055

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miss betty wrote:women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot????? :scratch:

Why would anyone think there's something wrong with that? And what's the alternative?

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miss betty wrote:women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot????? :scratch:


HOT.

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miss betty wrote:women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????


Hell yes its hawt! :lol:
That's so plausible I can't believe it!
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B0mBjAcK wrote:
miss betty wrote:women asking guyz for phone numbers...hot or not hot?????


Hell yes its hawt! :lol:


hotness, as long as it is only my phone number.

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Post by miss betty »

gold..i love how its all the boyz that have answered this one in the girls only thread... :smt003

haha

i agree special hegg, i think nothing is wrong with it... :D i was just wondering if it actually is going on though??? hmmm...oh well...its just some random shit to talk about...hehe

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I never take girls numbers, I always make sure they take mine.
That way the ball is in their court, and half the work is already done if the phone rings 2-3 days later.
Why else would she ring if she didn't want it bad? :smt003

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Haha :lol:

Morning ladies! (and Drew who appears to have taken a rabid interest in all things chicks). Llama days over then?

:wave: there's no swedish chicks here so f*ck off

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Click here

I agree with this, cmon girls get into it![/url]

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Good morning, fellow chicks and a big hello to all the blokes tuning in.
An honarable mention to Hermaphrodites, he-she's, women-men and any other niche transgender streams as well as asexuals.

What a lovely day it is out there!
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