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Re: Dad reckons Friday is 10% brains and 95% muscle

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hahaha

i have one footy joke.

"What has 4 teeth and 100 legs?"











"The collingwood cheer squad"



you feel free to use that one liz, i reckon its right up your alley hahaha.
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hey, my mum, aunty x2, uncle, nan, and sister are/were in the collingwood cheer squad. i take offence.
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This drinking game, carefully developed and honed over the course of many, many minutes, will hopefully be your remedy to what could otherwise be a tragic day. Here's the rules:

Every time a goal is kicked: drink twice
Every time a behind is kicked: drink
Every time a behind is kicked by Travis Cloke: don’t drink -- we want you to last the whole game.
Every time the umpire has to redo the centre bounce: point, laugh, drink.
Every time Dane Swan touches the ball: say "bad luck buddy". Last one to say it drinks.
Every time the commentators refer to Lenny Hayes as "heroic", "gutsy" or "working-class": shout “THAT’S A F-CKING CLICHE!” at the TV and drink angrily.
Every time Zac Dawson gets the ball: cross yourself and say "please God, don’t let him screw up". Last one to finish drinks.
Every time Zac Dawson actually hits a target: everyone shouts "Hallelujah!" and drinks twice.
Every time the Collingwood fans boo Stephen Milne: join in and drink.
Every time the camera cuts to an angry Mick Malthouse: yell the swear word of your choice. Last one to swear drinks (and incurs Mick’s wrath).
Every time the camera pans to Joffa in the gold jacket: run out of the room in disgust. Last one to get out of the room has to skol and sing the entire Collingwood theme song.
Every time Stevie Baker (if he plays) gets into a fight: don’t drink (the Travis Cloke rule applies here).
Every time Justin Koschitzke gets injured: punch the person to your left in the arm. Drink if it hurts.
Every time Simon Prestigiacomo kicks a goal: skol the rest of your drink. Open a new one. Skol that. And a third. Then take off all your clothes and run down the street shouting "the world is coming to an end!".
Drink up, and may the best team lose, and be ridiculed for losing yet another grand final, and cop a spray from Mick, and continue to disappoint for years to come.
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> Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie rules
> and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to
> Collingwood
>
>
> He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the
> pre-season.
>
>
> Two weeks later the magpies are down by 6 goals to Carlton with only 10
> minutes left.
>
>
> The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a
> sensation - kicks 7 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the
> magpies!
>
>
> The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the
> media are in love with the new star.
>
>
> When the player comes off the ground he phones his mum to tell her about
> his first day of AFL.
>
> 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says. 'I played for 10 minutes today, we
> were 6 goals down, but I kicked 7 goals and we won. Everybody loves me,
> the fans, the media...
>
> 'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father
> got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed and
> beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you
> were having such great time.'
>
>
> The young Iraqi is very upset.
>
> 'What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.'
>
> 'Sorry? You're sorry?' says his mum, 'It's your fault we moved to
> Collingwood in the first place!'
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fooishbar wrote:hey, my mum, aunty x2, uncle, nan, and sister are/were in the collingwood cheer squad. i take offence.
well thats 12 of those legs

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well i'm glad someone finds it funny to abuse my family
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aw cmon!

ive never met them, if i would im sure id only give them the lip you give me on a regualr basis

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feigan - you is gonna be DRUUUNK tonight then!
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LOL GK nice comebacks


sorry Foo, they were funny, read em like it ain't your family


Feigs, i am copying that and taking with me for tomorrow


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oh.......tommorrow then!

so does everyone sleep in the street in their scarves?

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yep - collingwood supporters in dumpsters.
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which is actually no different from any other night

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should've put more :teefnilly: on my posts i guess
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yes you should have, i thought less of you for a moment then


although you should have said - my second cousin twice removed...by force bahahaha


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I dont get the collingwood supporters bashing. :? Every single god dam AFL team has toothless people, bogans, one eyes supporters, there all the same. North's cheersquad even hate on other north supporters if their not fat and ugly like they are. And gawd, Essendon supporters dont seem to notice the N in their own teams name FFS!!

ESSEDON! Clap ESSEDON! Clap.

Ive actually been spat on by an Adelaide supporter. I was in Adelaide tho..... :lol:
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nothing wrong with geelong supporters. the rest of you are all complete nuffers tho.

the city today was complete red white and black chaos. nuffers.
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i bash everyone sammy.

everyone who likes footy.

boomtish.
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Lizkins wrote:yes you should have, i thought less of you for a moment then


although you should have said - my second cousin twice removed...by force bahahaha


i'll get my coat
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Lil MiSbreaks wrote:I dont get the collingwood supporters bashing. :? Every single god dam AFL team has toothless people, bogans, one eyes supporters, there all the same. North's cheersquad even hate on other north supporters if their not fat and ugly like they are. And gawd, Essendon supporters dont seem to notice the N in their own teams name FFS!!

ESSEDON! Clap ESSEDON! Clap.

Ive actually been spat on by an Adelaide supporter. I was in Adelaide tho..... :lol:

cos we all have to hate someone collectively, and its Collingwood fans...its just how it is. You could try and change the ways Sammi girl. I doubt it will work, but you could try

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CoB wrote:cat vs pie?

here is a youtube video i made some time ago about this very thing.
except, pie vs cat

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

did you really make that?

3 years ago?

I reckon it's pretty good/funny
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you must be higher than i was when i made it if you think it is good/funny

EDIT: also, i dont really understand, but that drinking game made me laugh quite a lot.
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hello friday, we meet again!!!

wish i had something to do tonight though
seriously feeling bored shitless lately
probably should make some tunes or something!!!!
but i am just so lazy and that
wow, the tree outside is very green
the window has been open all day but i never looked.
also it seems far away and blurry.
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Class moment isn't it. They're all classic moments.

Moments that will last. Moments that we'll remember. Moments that make you say, sure, I'm a white male in my 30's with a full time job, many years in corporate environments and little to show for it but heaps of ties, a few suits, and a perma-moon tan, but I'm still a good person, and even if I'm not the Aliens won't get me because Ripley will nail Burke right to the wall. RIGHT TO THE WALL. Because she doesn't know which species is worse. And neither do I, but I figure as long as we are the ones strapping flamethrowers and pulse rifles together with duct tape theres still hope. And even if theres not at least we'll look bad ass.

Friday's a lot like that. Its an improvised weapon you can hold by your side as you randomly search a self destructing mining structure for Newt because the little cracker can't follow basic instructions. You'd be better off to just let her experience her first kiss from a face hugger, but then you can't really call Bishop and go, hey changed my mind I'm way too tired, can you bring the drop ship around front, I wanna loot the med supplies before we take off, I think I saw some Alpraz and NOS in there and, lets face it, its a long trip back and whilst you may be synthetic and by you're own reasoning not stupid, you're also a humourless loser and I don't think I can spend that long with you in an enclosed space without some sort of hallucogenic support.
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and if the frst combo movie is anything to go by, the one known as Predator will feel some sort of connection with the human race and kill all the aliens for us. Some of us may get killed and face hugged along the way, but not everyone, so thats nice
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I always love your work Josh, keep it up
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:lol: agree. yay for friday laughter.

i dont get weekends at the moment though.
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wow i have no idea what just happened, but i like it!

last weekend off for a couple weeks.
though everything i wanted to go to this weekend is sold out >.<
i am very fail at planning ahead
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who is vasquez?
like jhonen?
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mrj wrote:Class moment isn't it. They're all classic moments.

Moments that will last. Moments that we'll remember. Moments that make you say, sure, I'm a white male in my 30's with a full time job, many years in corporate environments and little to show for it but heaps of ties, a few suits, and a perma-moon tan, but I'm still a good person, and even if I'm not the Aliens won't get me because Ripley will nail Burke right to the wall. RIGHT TO THE WALL. Because she doesn't know which species is worse. And neither do I, but I figure as long as we are the ones strapping flamethrowers and pulse rifles together with duct tape theres still hope. And even if theres not at least we'll look bad ass.

Friday's a lot like that. Its an improvised weapon you can hold by your side as you randomly search a self destructing mining structure for Newt because the little cracker can't follow basic instructions. You'd be better off to just let her experience her first kiss from a face hugger, but then you can't really call Bishop and go, hey changed my mind I'm way too tired, can you bring the drop ship around front, I wanna loot the med supplies before we take off, I think I saw some Alpraz and NOS in there and, lets face it, its a long trip back and whilst you may be synthetic and by you're own reasoning not stupid, you're also a humourless loser and I don't think I can spend that long with you in an enclosed space without some sort of hallucogenic support.
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Dude.

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Ah Friday.

Teacher. Mother. Secret lover. Sometime regional badminton doubles champion. Karaoke enthusiast.

We have our work christmas party tonight. I'm planning ahead this year and taking my lawyer with me so we can settle immediately after the incident(s).
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Bring on cardboard party
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can't wait for that to be over so you stop talking about it
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i have fuk all on tonight... what is there to do in this sleepy town? :P

seriously, the sun is out, (please stay out) and beers are there to be drunk....
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Managed to snaggle a booking at Tempura Hajime tonight. Can not wait! NOM!!!
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Lizkins wrote:can't wait for that to be over so you stop talking about it
Well it was either that and gorillaz but i gave my ticket to somebody.
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mecka wrote:
Lizkins wrote:can't wait for that to be over so you stop talking about it
Well it was either that and gorillaz but i gave my ticket to somebody.

which i appreciate!!!!! you know that. but doesn't mean hearing "cardboard party" on a daily basis on FB, or text message and now on here ain't annoying
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quick wrote:i have fuk all on tonight... what is there to do in this sleepy town? :P

seriously, the sun is out, (please stay out) and beers are there to be drunk....

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oooo Carl Craig is fukn SICK!! saw him in Germany, best set of a massive festival for many... amazing dj, who else is going?
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negative friday the pattern is full
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Ahh Friday

Its a wonderful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Assuming that you were born on a Friday and die on a Friday at the exact same time of day as which you were born. Otherwise its going to be some other crazy amount. But even if it is, its worth isn't diminished.
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FRIDAY!!!!

last day of work for a week!
found missing cash, im too organized!
had awesome meeting this morning and green lights all the way to the city!

YEWWW!!!1
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will be celebrated in style!
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with vodka.

but the glasses we have here for it are too big, i get hand cramps

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