Wash day Friday? Nothing clean, right?

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:52 am

The Friday Thread - also known as

There is no Friday, only Zuul
W0000ties McB00000ties its Friday
I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not Friday
Two in the box. Ready to go. We be fast, and they be Friday
I collect spores, molds, and Friday
Thats no moon. It's a Friday station.
ZOMMGGG - MANS HEAD CUT OFF WHILST HE SLE...OH.....nevermind
Bring me Solo and the Friday
Would you be shocked if I put on something more Friday?
I used to bullseye Friday rats in my T-16 back home
Its Rolling Friday so Roll Bitches Roll
Wolfie's fine, honey, Wolfie's just fine. Where's Friday?
There's 215 bones in the human Friday. That's one.
I ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE FLESHLITE!!!!
Stop trying to shag the birds and fight the Fridays
sewer rat may taste like Friday pie, but I'd never know
Hello? Is it Friday you're looking for?
I want a golden Friday and I want one NOW!!!!!!!!!!
You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a Friday?
Well, if you ask me, uh, we're shooting the wrong Friday
You can put a cat in an oven but that don't make it a Friday
Leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to Friday now
Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you Friday?
The FRIDAY? You can't HANDLE the FRIDAY!
She'll make point five past Friday.
You had me at Friday
Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog, what's Friday?
Oh, obscene finger gestures from such a pristine Friday!
Yes We Friday!
Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all Friday on us
I have a Friday!!
Friday is a bodaciously small town Lane
How long after we're declared overdue can we expect a Friday
I'm the only one qualified to remote pilot the Friday anyway
if you hit the wrong note we'll all 'B Friday'
Anyway you cut it, Barnes is a Friday murderer
I've seen Fridays... Fridays that you've seen
Friday can save the world? The chicks are great?
Wash day Friday? Nothing clean, right?
Hey, nice Friday. Let me fix it for you!
Don't push me, Bob. Friday's not the time!
Billy likes to drink Friday! Miss Lippy's car is green!
So the combination is... one, two, three, four, Friday?
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best Friday!
This is blood for blood and by the Friday!
ITS MASSIVE SPEW FRIDAY!!!!!
Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama Friday!
Get busy living, or get busy Friday
Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about Friday
Friday is only a word. The reality is much much worse.
You can use your Friday against El Guapo
Hicks, meet me at the south Friday. We're coming in.
You know, Burke, I don't know which Friday is worse.
Dad reckons Friday is 10% brains and 95% muscle
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a Friday?
Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a Friday
I guess it looks as if you're reorganizing your Friday
The son of Skywalker must not become a Friday
But, all things being equal, I'd rather be in Friday
Men want this car for only one reason: Friday.
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Friday. Gargamel did.
Business is business. You use a gun, I use a Friday.
You never open your mouth until you know what the Friday is
Then, Mahoney, my little pissant..you are out of the Friday
Billy likes to drink soda, Miss Lippy's car is Friday.
It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Friday
When a man says no to Friday, he says no to life.
Wash day Friday? Nothing clean, right?

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:54 am

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:03 am

Isn't anybody else going to jump on the random bandon wagon. Come on kids, lets confuse each other.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:05 am

ummmmmm ya know, so there was this frog who liked prog, nah that wouldn't work

i got nothing

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:10 am

yeah, it's all a bit same same to be random.

Kirts · Post by **Kirts** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:18 am

all a bit same-same, whats in a name-name, try using your brain-brain, oh shit it hurts, please stop the pain-pain.

modnar its random backwards!!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:27 am

don't play the blame game
that would be a shame shame
instead watch the rain rain
it flows down the drain drain
dont shoot for more fame
that would be lame lame
go against the grain grain
or end up like John Wayne

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:30 am

How did they go about naming colours? What if blue is actually green, what if green is actually pink, what if pink is really red?
Do we really live in a world of colours? Or are they really just illusions.
Is life really just an illusion?
How come you can loose your memory? But you actually remember that you've lost your memeory?

Hmmm blah blah blah

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:34 am

D wrote:How did they go about naming colours? What if blue is actually green, what if green is actually pink, what if pink is really red?
Do we really live in a world of colours? Or are they really just illusions.
Is life really just an illusion?
How come you can loose your memory? But you actually remember that you've lost your memeory?

Hmmm blah blah blah

All language is merley a heirarchy for reality. The existence or non existence of colour is independent of our perception and the labels with give to them thereof.

Or are they? If we aren't currently in the act of perceiving something, how can we be sure that it exists at all. Tree falling in the woods anybody?

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:35 am

sneaky hands · Post by **sneaky hands** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:39 am

during the day, the neon "optus" sign on the building across from my window is turned off. At night it lights up.

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:42 am

Oh wise one mrj!

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:43 am

I can't stand crystalised ginger, but I like the pickled variety.

only on futomaki rolls though.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:45 am

betson · Post by **betson** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:50 am

my cat's breath smells like cat food.

PahMaLa · Post by **PahMaLa** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:55 am

My fish like to swim.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:56 am

sneaky hands · Post by **sneaky hands** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:06 pm

it trips me out how much my boss looks like Al.

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:15 pm

OK kids thats enough goating around.

THIS THREAD IS LOCKED.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:20 pm

Twenty nine forty three hundred million dollars

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:20 pm

Coz I'm free - to do what I want, any old time.....

TGIF baby, TGIF!

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:25 am

Switch mode locker pimledick tuesday smelly List FRUIT sweat

scar

loop

pole

crankers

Post by **lucas** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:26 am

So's your face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEQgPSRzE1o

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:31 am

youtube blocked from work

toe

hole

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:31 am

lucas wrote:So's your face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEQgPSRzE1o

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:35 am

I do believe this calls for a celebration!!! and not those shitty chocolates that are all small and shitty, and cmon, when you are going to make a box of chocolates, you aren't supposed to write ANYWHERE what kind of chocolate it is are you? doesn't that ruin the entire, "you don't know what you are going to get" thing?? I mean really! shit.. same goes for roses actually.. they write on the box what the flavour is, and have a colour that is the same as what it says the chocolate is going to be on the box. WHAT IS WITH THAT?! I'm sorry maybe this should go in the gripe thread? but IM SICK AND TIRED of all these chocolate companies giving us boxes of chocolates that aren't on the basis of, youll never know what you are going to get. but maybe that just means that in life, you will know what you are going to get, if you actually pay attention, and dont just randomly go shoving your hand into random boxes, pulling out chocoaltes, and eating them, witout first considering what flavour you would like, or what flavours are left in the box?

And what about all the people who dont like chocolates? What do they do in life? do they die? Or they know what they are going to get.. SOmething that isn't chocoalte?? *shrugs*
these questions are very real people! VERY REAL. these problems will not just go away by mere.. confusion! you need to be aware of this chocolate mahem.. they've screwed us over for too long, pretending like we don't know what we can get, yet put on the boxes quite obviously what we are going to get.
Maybe we should take action. Go and blow up some chocolate manufacturers, maybe then they will see we aren't serious, and are actually just made of chocolate ourselves?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT TOO??
I hate those adds, i mean shit!
if everything was made of chocolate, including yourself.. would chocolate be as nice? Or would u just be considered a cannibal?? or is it kinda on the same regards as the whole "carbon-based-life-form" thing? so like.. it is ok to eat other chocoalte, just not other cadbury chocolate? or something similar?? like.. if you are a cadbury thing, it is ok for you to go and eat some fyna chocolate?
*shrugs*

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C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:39 pm

I hate paddlepop sticks. I get freaked out by the idea of being tied up and someone rubbing them on my teeth.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:40 pm

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:44 pm

hey. don't pay out on my phobia!!

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:45 pm

Why do birds always run across the road in front of cars when quite clearly there is a faster way of avoiding being run over.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:45 pm

C.I.A. wrote:hey. don't pay out on my phobia!!

It is a VERY specific phobia.

I reckon it's more like a fetish ..

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:47 pm

Will it be a boy?

Will it be a girl?

Or will it be a pony?

this is written up on the window here at work outside the preggas chick office, only just noticed it, tis amusing me a lot

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:47 pm

Then the paddle pop Lion would be something that scares you also.

I want to see a death match between the Paddle Pop Lion and Freddo. Actually, no, I want to see them join forces and beat the shit of out Bertie Beatle. I'd pay to see that.

Then Grimace could turn up and start going on about how he has no idea what he actually is, at which point Ninja's could jump out <cue soundtrack "Kung Fu Fighting"> and Bertie Beatle, the Paddle Pop Lion, Freddo and Grimace coud fight one on one with the Ninja's whilst the rest of the Ninja's waited in the background dancing about in a menacing fashion for their turn to be beaten up.

Then I think Optimus prime could swing in on a chandalier and yelling "I just upgraded to Windows XP, now its time for some serious LOCKDOWN" and go to shoot everyone but when he pulls the trigger his gun simply starts playing Spanish Flea through a speaker in his arse. At which point Bumbelbee would skid into the room, transform, and say "I'm the worst transformer ever, I admit it", and the remaining Ninja's, Bertie Beatle, The Paddlepop Lion, Grimace, Freddo, and Optimus Prime all piss them selves laughing and decide to go to Hooters for a beer.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:59 pm

mrj wrote:Then the paddle pop Lion would be something that scares you also.

I want to see a death match between the Paddle Pop Lion and Freddo. Actually, no, I want to see them join forces and beat the shit of out Bertie Beatle. I'd pay to see that.

Then Grimace could turn up and start going on about how he has no idea what he actually is, at which point Ninja's could jump out <cue soundtrack "Kung Fu Fighting"> and Bertie Beatle, the Paddle Pop Lion, Freddo and Grimace coud fight one on one with the Ninja's whilst the rest of the Ninja's waited in the background dancing about in a menacing fashion for their turn to be beaten up.

Then I think Optimus prime could swing in on a chandalier and yelling "I just upgraded to Windows XP, now its time for some serious LOCKDOWN" and go to shoot everyone but when he pulls the trigger his gun simply starts playing Spanish Flea through a speaker in his arse. At which point Bumbelbee would skid into the room, transform, and say "I'm the worst transformer ever, I admit it", and the remaining Ninja's, Bertie Beatle, The Paddlepop Lion, Grimace, Freddo, and Optimus Prime all piss them selves laughing and decide to go to Hooters for a beer.

you had me at the Spanish Flea song....bahahahahhahaha

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:03 pm

ADD_Boy wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:hey. don't pay out on my phobia!!
It is a VERY specific phobia.

I reckon it's more like a fetish ..

Phobias tend to be specific. Thats the nature of a phobia.

My Dads phobia is cotton wool. No bullshit, he can't touch it.

I have a phobia of horses. Thats no bullshit too.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:04 pm

mrj wrote:
ADD_Boy wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:hey. don't pay out on my phobia!!
It is a VERY specific phobia.

I reckon it's more like a fetish ..
Phobias tend to be specific. Thats the nature of a phobia.

My Dads phobia is cotton wool. No bullshit, he can't touch it.

i had a friend that has a similar phobia. couldn't be in the same room as it.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:06 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:
mrj wrote:
ADD_Boy wrote: It is a VERY specific phobia.

I reckon it's more like a fetish ..
Phobias tend to be specific. Thats the nature of a phobia.

My Dads phobia is cotton wool. No bullshit, he can't touch it.
i had a friend that has a similar phobia. couldn't be in the same room as it.

my ex-housemate had a phobia for moths. i felt like quite the rescuer when i rid the area of them for her and then calmed her down.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:06 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:
mrj wrote:
ADD_Boy wrote: It is a VERY specific phobia.

I reckon it's more like a fetish ..
Phobias tend to be specific. Thats the nature of a phobia.

My Dads phobia is cotton wool. No bullshit, he can't touch it.
i had a friend that has a similar phobia. couldn't be in the same room as it.

A friend at work has a friend whose phobia is the word "column".

now THAT is fuckin weird.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:10 pm

oh the fun that could be had with that.

Post by **lucas** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:12 pm

mrj wrote:
ADD_Boy wrote:
C.I.A. wrote:hey. don't pay out on my phobia!!
It is a VERY specific phobia.

I reckon it's more like a fetish ..
Phobias tend to be specific. Thats the nature of a phobia.

My Dads phobia is cotton wool. No bullshit, he can't touch it.

I have a phobia of horses. Thats no bullshit too.

I have a friend that has a phobia of belly dancers.

About 6 months his GF took him to a restaurant that had a belly dancer and he freaked!

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:18 pm

Lemons, Lemons, Lemons
Lemons everywhere
Keep them in your pocket
wear them in your hair
Lemon tarts
Can be your friend
Lemon girls
Are lesbians
Lemon meringue is so much fun
If you cant eat whole, have half of one
Lemons Lemons Lemons
Lemons everywhere
If you have no lemons
Don't wail in despair
Just buys some from the supermarket
or switch to limes and just say "fark it"
if you have too many lemons
you could keep them in a bucket
Lemons, Lemons, Lemons
Lemons everywhere
If you have a fear of lemons
Theres no need to be scared
Lemons are quite happy
Lemons can be glad
If you eat a lemon
Some might call you mad
I like lemons in my gin and tonic
Sit back, relax and puff on chronic
But dont puff to much
You might end up histrionic
Lemons Lemons Lemons
raining from the sky
don't look up to watch them
they'll hit you in the eye
Lemons are not qualified
To fly a plane or ride a bike
once one tried to be a surgeon
Lemons are generally made into detergent
Lemons Lemons Lemons
Hiding in the dark
Sometimes they get violent
And beat up emos in the park
Lemons though are not like goths
I once saw a lemon eat a moth
Lemons can not be deceived
Piss on a lemon tree and be relieved
If a lemon dies don't be bereveaved
Just make more lemons with lemon seeds
Lemons Lemons Lemons
Throw them at my face
Although I'll be bruised and battered
I'll still think lemons are ace
When I grow up I want to be a lemon
I wonder if I could go buy seven
then I'd use them to build a house
or make a model of a lemon mouse.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:20 pm

lucas wrote:
mrj wrote:
ADD_Boy wrote: It is a VERY specific phobia.

I reckon it's more like a fetish ..
Phobias tend to be specific. Thats the nature of a phobia.

My Dads phobia is cotton wool. No bullshit, he can't touch it.

I have a phobia of horses. Thats no bullshit too.
I have a friend that has a phobia of belly dancers.

About 6 months his GF took him to a restaurant that had a belly dancer and he freaked!

I have a phobia of that old fat belly dancing busker in Bourke St Mall.

I'm scared that after seeing that I might be sterile.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:20 pm

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:38 pm

Cyclops kitten

Jinx · Post by **Jinx** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:47 pm

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:29 pm

I find gas exceptionally amusing.

The louder, longer and vibrative (yes, I made that up) they are, the better.

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:34 pm

especially argon!
hilarious..

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:40 pm

mrj wrote:
lucas wrote:
mrj wrote: Phobias tend to be specific. Thats the nature of a phobia.

My Dads phobia is cotton wool. No bullshit, he can't touch it.

I have a phobia of horses. Thats no bullshit too.
I have a friend that has a phobia of belly dancers.

About 6 months his GF took him to a restaurant that had a belly dancer and he freaked!
I have a phobia of that old fat belly dancing busker in Bourke St Mall.

I'm scared that after seeing that I might be sterile.

My friend who works in a service industry has a very real phobia of dwarves. She would hate catching the train with me... a dwarf gets on at my stop every evening after work.

Fortunately I think I am pretty lucky as far as phobias go. Being scared of the word "column", or that belly dancer in Collins st or cotton wool are kinda unavoidable. If I play my cards right I should be able to avoid being tied up and having a paddle-pop stick rubbed against my teeth.

:shudders:

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:35 pm

CoB wrote:especially argon!
hilarious..

totally,

and carbon dioxide. Its a real gas!

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:58 pm

erm..
are u implying that argon is not a real gas???

Argon
Symbol: Ar
Atomic number: 18
Atomic weight: 39.948
Monatomic noble gas. Makes up 0.93% of the air. Colourless, odorless. Is
inert and has no true compounds. Lord Rayleigh and Sir william Ramsey
indentified argon in 1894.