TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:44 pm

Need to arrange council of asylum importers and arrange for a blend to be known as Tan.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:38 pm

The Age things is fake - but makes a very good point.

Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:43 pm

DBoy wrote:The Age things is fake - but makes a very good point.

it's not, that was my friend's desktop today. the british national party forum had muslim dating ads on there for a while because they talked about muslims and interracial marriage so much, haha.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:01 pm

Not sure I believe you.

Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:32 pm

he works at cathay pacific, hence the searching for interline (airline employee discount) tickets. also he's not the type to just forward random shit.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:45 am

knitted Ewok.

I need one in my life. more here on Sooz's blog http://soozcheong.wordpress.com/

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:19 pm

toothpick staff ftw

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:06 am

getting into the swing of it with pendulum

priceless

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:38 am

aroes wrote:getting into the swing of it with pendulum

priceless

lol. can heardly even hear their beats on teh advert.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:48 am

So I just read that in Kolkata at the moment it's 40 degrees + every day, not dropping below 28 at night, 96% humidity and they're gripped by a power crisis - so no electricity for much of the day.
OMG.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:57 am

witty_pseudonym wrote:So I just read that in Kolkata at the moment it's 40 degrees + every day, not dropping below 28 at night, 96% humidity and they're gripped by a power crisis - so no electricity for much of the day.
OMG.

Too hot IMO

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:05 pm

if i was in Kolkata - dead.
would go nuts in that heat.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:07 pm

Not like 40 degrees here either. We get that raw hot, like in an oven. They get that wet hot, like inside a elephants arse who is in an oven.

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:10 pm

mmmmm roast elephant

b2b w/thyme and rosemary welcome to yumtown

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:20 pm

you'll just get used to it tash..... trust

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:21 pm

deviant wrote:you'll just get used to it tash..... trust

you get used to what?

being in an elephants bottom?

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:26 pm

Actully, not bad with ginger basting.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:30 pm

Hopefully the worst of it will have subsided by July.
Ahhh third world living. Bring it on!

retzie · Post by **retzie** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:49 pm

Needs more solar powered pith helmet Witty

Also, 10 points to D for today's most evocative elephant analogy

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:04 pm

Perhaps you might prefer the weather in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Post by **fooishbar** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:01 pm

retzie wrote:Needs more solar powered pith helmet Witty

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:01 pm

DBoy wrote:Not like 40 degrees here either. We get that raw hot, like in an oven. They get that wet hot, like inside a elephants arse who is in an oven.

lol

agree. hate hot weather like that. death

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:07 pm

i long for that hot wet elephants ass hotness already, prefer that to dry heat.

i wanna book tickets to Bali dammit.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:09 pm

I heard you were into some weird shit Kitty - but Elephant anal - for realz?

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:17 pm

Dont knock it till you've tried it.

needs jumbo lube.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:28 pm

Subject: Elephant Anus
Category: Science > Biology
Asked by: galincog-ga
List Price: $2.00 Posted: 23 Sep 2005 13:08 PDT
Expires: 23 Sep 2005 17:35 PDT
Question ID: 571718

I went to the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History and was
resting on a bench behind the stuffed elephant in the main entry area.
From that vantage point I noticed that the elephant appeared to have
no anus. Is this appearance normal for elephants or did the
Smithsonian sanitize the view? I tried to do some research and read
something about an "anal flap", which I figured might just make the
elephant appear as it did at the Smithsonian. Could somebody tell me
if the elephant at the Smithsonian has been tampered with or not?

The guy with this blog noticed the same thing and provides a picture
of the view in question:
http://www.kennyliu.com/brainfart/index.php?m=200502

Subject: Re: Elephant Anus
From: pinkfreud-ga on 23 Sep 2005 13:12 PDT
Yikes. I'd think that a live elephant with no exit port would soon
fill up with Dumbo dung. Wouldn't want to be nearby when the big fella
exploded.

Subject: Re: Elephant Anus
From: owain-ga on 23 Sep 2005 14:01 PDT
It might have been tampered with

"In the interests of delicacy, Carmichael reportedly ordered the
elephant's anus sewn up"
http://www.150.si.edu/chap9/nine.htm

Owain

Subject: Re: Elephant Anus
From: galincog-ga on 23 Sep 2005 17:35 PDT
Works for me. Thanks so much for your help.

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C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:49 pm

Lol D

Elephant anal humidity consultant.

In other 'no Sh1t Sh3rlock' news, China is set to pop.

http://www.theage.com.au/business/the-c ... -s34b.html

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:16 pm

C.I.A. wrote:Lol D

Elephant anal humidity consultant.

In other 'no Sh1t Sh3rlock' news, China is set to pop.

http://www.theage.com.au/business/the-c ... -s34b.html

youch, thats going to be unpleasant for everyone if it does.

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:14 pm

it will be good to see a proper correction imo.

the last 'epic crash' was weak and nothing happened, hardly any riots, no major changes, just general apathy, retarded media headlines and a few lols.

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:16 pm

nic wrote:it will be good to see a proper correction imo.

the last 'epic crash' was weak and nothing happened, hardly any riots, no major changes, just general apathy, retarded media headlines and a few lols.

economic crisis equals cheaper shards imo

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:18 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=BN ... r_embedded

check this out - This is a video of an act from 1944 - a sister act called the Ross Sisters. check out their acrobats at about the 60 second mark. out of control!

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:26 pm

nic wrote:it will be good to see a proper correction imo.

the last 'epic crash' was weak and nothing happened, hardly any riots, no major changes, just general apathy, retarded media headlines and a few lols.

indeed I want it to go all mad max so I can drive dragsters through the desert and ravage innocent villagers.

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:06 pm

we can be on the same team then.
i have riot fantasies tbh. end of world zomg.
imagine the raves

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:39 pm

nic wrote:we can be on the same team then.
i have riot fantasies tbh. end of world zomg.
imagine the raves

and then teh aliens turn up and turn us into experiments.

nic · Post by **nic** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:50 pm

they play brakes afaik

Blaxter · Post by **Blaxter** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:22 am

Bring On Barter Town!

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:52 am

buy slaves, pay in beatings.
take shardz, pay in shankings.

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:52 am

nic u r one funny mofo!!

http://www.theage.com.au/digital-life/d ... -ryui.html

he really is laughing.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:55 pm

when you are at home / away from people do you tend to have a 'home uniform'
i have been wearikng the same grubby shirt (fresh tshirts everyday tho) for 6 days now and same jeans and shoes.
i can do anything in my home uniform.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:04 pm

Do people actually wash jeans though? Maybe like once every 4 months or something, amirite?

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:14 pm

loooll then you might end up like my boy PAT.
wore same jeans for 5 months (they tote blates were filth - bare rave juice all over)
went to work, but got caught in the rain and they turned all slime, slippery and stank. people asked what the smell was so he had to go home and change.
story of drity jeans, grate until it rains.

wash jeans when dirty, not before - otherwise they die.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:44 pm

im editing bios for Dj's right now

it took me a couple minutes to work out what this was

'musition'

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:48 pm

nic wrote:loooll then you might end up like my boy PAT.
wore same jeans for 5 months (they tote blates were filth - bare rave juice all over)
went to work, but got caught in the rain and they turned all slime, slippery and stank. people asked what the smell was so he had to go home and change.
story of drity jeans, grate until it rains.

wash jeans when dirty, not before - otherwise they die.

You can also put them in the freezer, as recommended by Nudie Jeans.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:56 pm

to clean them?

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:10 pm

They are jean experts nic. This isn't the lol.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:12 pm

ima wearing them now
trying to wear that slight wax feel off them
NOT PUTTING IN FREEZER THO!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:14 pm

Look at the inside label cleaning instructions.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:18 pm

If you use them a lot and wait at least six months before washing them, the jeans will get fabulous. The indigo will be worn off in places where you make natural creases. When you finally wash your well-worn jeans, the indigo will fade off and you will get contrasts in these places.
If you wash them too early the indigo just bleeds out over the whole garment and gives an even, dark indigo colour and the magic process is gone. If you need to remove stains before the first wash, do not use washing powder. Just rub with some water. If you need to get rid of smell hang them outside in damp weather or put them in the freezer.

After using your dry jeans for a long time, turn them inside out and wash in 40 or 60 degrees Celsius, higher temperature gives higher contrast. Stretch out the inseam when the jeans are still damp. Do not dry tumble. Let them dry hanging.

When you buy your jeans they probably fit perfectly. During your ”daily” wearing they stretch from the warmth of your body. When you wash them after six months they shrink all these ”stretched out” inches from your wearing them + the normal shrinkage. Some people feel they do not fit into the garment after wash, but if you try on your jeans while they are still damp they easily stretch and fit your body. Within an hour they are back to feel like your favourite again.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:20 pm

toasted baked bean toasties. quality on a cold day.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:23 pm

the jeans will get fabulous