TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:03 pm

http://www.theknightstemplarofaustralia.com.au/

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 pm

huh???

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:10 am

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT  The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.  The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well

  Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic  (Absorbs heat)?  

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (Gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.   One student, however, wrote the following:

  First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.  

This gives two possibilities:
  1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.  
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.   So which is it?   

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'    

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY 'A'

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:23 am

aroes wrote:http://www.theknightstemplarofaustralia.com.au/

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:33 pm

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:19 am

fkin lol

ps. that'll teach you to give me a cold coffee lou!
you asked for an ice-coffee!
i said nice coffee lou. NICE COFFEE!!

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:52 pm

ALAN ALAN AL ALAN!!!

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:21 pm

here is some nothing.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2 ... fe273ab37a

almax · Post by **almax** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:29 am

Did somebody say my name? eh hey hey hey

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:58 am

I love Eddie Izzard!!

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:09 pm

yeh, he has gone back to being a man now though.
it is odd

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:11 pm

CoB wrote:yeh, he has gone back to being a man now though.
it is odd

he's still funny. I think he just capitalised on the fact that men in drag are funny from the get go.

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:32 pm

youthful_implants wrote:I love Eddie Izzard!!

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

he is awesome innit

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 2:23 pm

what you say is true YI.
*nods*
i dont think i seen any of his latest stand up though

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:04 am

have Pearl Jam's Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town stuck in my head. played Pearl Jam CDs while driving along the great ocean road, magic

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:38 am

not a bad track to have in there liz

far out QLD floods are terrifying. hope everyone is sparing a couple of bucks from their pocket to donate.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:49 am

waiting for pay day and will be donating for sure. jeebus the pictures and articles are so upsetting. been watching the weather channel as well to see how things are going

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:57 am

it's insane. and very frighteng. brissie on alert too. my mum reckons it is black and pouring down. the rain has not stopped up there for 4 months

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:00 pm

yeah my cousins and uncle/aunt are keeping us up to date. its full on

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:12 pm

some of the suburbs at risk http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/nation ... 5985422016

i lived in Coorparoo for a while, hope its okay

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:00 pm

Thoughts going out to flood affected areas.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:08 pm

Hmm. We got fam in Toowoomba and Bulimba and my good mates are on the river in West End. City/ Valley workers have just been sent home form work by order of the Bligh

aroes · Post by **aroes** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:28 pm

gnat wrote:order of the Bligh

lol

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:37 am

people are insane
i work in a supermarket (in brisbane) and today there was so many people!!
serious craziness hey.
there was hardly any milk and when the new load came i put the pallet onto the floor and people were just reaching over me to grab the milk
seriously took about 5 minutes before i needed to pull in the empty milk crates.

other things were also insane.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:09 pm

g'day knobs and knockers. s'da'craic?

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:11 pm

Warming up for footy training tonight.

Go the Bra!

what about you D?

I didn't realise you where Irish.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:14 pm

people think im irish all the time, shits me.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:17 pm

I have Irish in me somewhere I think.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:18 pm

so do i, a tiny bit. but they think im irish cos of my accent.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:27 pm

Spent couple of months in Galway a few years back. Irish enough.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:39 pm

fucking lol

http://blogs.news.com.au/jackmarxlive/i ... t_couldve/

Poster:

Jack, how many uninvited arrivals are you happy to just show up on our shores (having flown to Indonesia then paid $10,000 to a people smuggler for passage) expecting housing, healthcare and welfare as an automatic right along with family reunion? At what point might you think enough is enough? If a family less fortunate than yours jumped your back fence and demanded to stay indefinitely and be fed, clothed and entertained, diverting resources from your children - how charitable would you feel?

derFRED of NSW Central Boast (Reply)
Wed 12 Jan 11 (08:05am)

Jack Marx:

This “how would you feel if strangers jumped your fence” argument is the oldest bit of bullshit in the xenophobe’s book. But the metaphor doesn’t stick, derFRED, because there’s a non-too-subtle difference between your house and the enormous landmass on which it sits, namely: you do not own this country. Not like you may own your house, you don’t. Many lightweight thinkers actually believe they do, because they pay their taxes and thus feel they’ve purchased into some kind of Godship over everything that happens within an entire 7686850 square kilometres of the planet, but all they’ve really bought with their money is a “get out of jail free” card in a cheap political numbers game designed by ancient feudal bullies – a system that is increasingly failing to accommodate the rapid advancements in human knowledge, intelligence and readiness for compassion. The fields and rock formations of this continent cannot possibly be compared to the decorations of your living room, derFRED, which you purchased from Freedom Furniture or wherever, and nor do you have a receipt for its animals and plants, as you may do for the food in your fridge - they exist autonomous of your puny measure of control, were here long before your pimply arse scored its first credit card, and will be here for millions of years after all of our descendants and the silly lines we draw on our sketches of the world have been completely forgotten. You might just as well ask what I’d do if my ceiling started to leak, as a metaphor in an argument about weather control. A house is a commodity, framed and finite, free to be bought, sold or wrecked by its owner. But no bastard so owns this earth on which we walk, derFRED, and nobody owns Australia; not you, not Julia Gillard, not the f***ing Queen, not even the Aborigines - the so-called “original” owners - as their legendary powerlessness against “boat people” will attest. Those who can creatively view a sustainable future – and I’m talking to the next 1000 years, derFRED, not just the next Federal f***ing election – do not see a world merrily divided by tighter frontiers of demarcation guarded by increasingly rapacious political and racial tribalism, but a humanity somewhat more united in its effort to remain in existence. It’s idealistic, for sure, but that’s no reason to abandon the pursuit of it in favour of small-minded, short-sighted, self-serving avarice, which is exactly what your chant of “enough is enough” is all about, and nothing more. Having said all of that, if a family were to jump my fence and ask for charity, I’d like to believe I’d do my very best to help them out - if nothing else, you never know when you might be asking for charity yourself. You with me?

Jack Marx
Wed 12 Jan 11 (11:44am)

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:16 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:people think im irish all the time, shits me.

to be sure to be sure.

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:46 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:so do i, a tiny bit. but they think im irish cos of my accent.

haha what

that being said, i've been asked if i'm a kiwi about ten times in the last month or so. grr. do i look simple?!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:02 pm

totes, get it ALL the time. i think cos my R's are still strong or summat.

and yes foo, few crayons short of a box hehehehhe

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:27 pm

my crayon wasn't too short for your mum's box! POW

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:50 pm

i dont have mum, i have a MOM.

POW yourself!

Post by **fooishbar** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:07 pm

shit sorry, thought you were irish

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:10 pm

nic · Post by **nic** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:32 pm

where ar etreh moral issues in tyhsi thread btw?
:loL:

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:50 pm

i ate them

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:54 am

live dubstep has come a long way!!

Watch the posted video on YouTube.

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:10 pm

Post by **huge** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:23 pm

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:39 pm

youthful_implants wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:people think im irish all the time, shits me.
to be sure to be sure.

fiddly de dee potates

Hatsudai · Post by **Hatsudai** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:42 pm

absolutely creasing from my mates twitterings, he MCed at some party last night and 20 minutes ago tweeted

"shit! where am i"

long night I am guessing!

twitter is proving it's worth after all lol

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:15 pm

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:28 pm

hahhhaha

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:43 am

thats awesome

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:34 am

Yo diddle diddle and good morning with a fiddle.

Loved park styles yesterday - more of it!

Post by **huge** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:16 am

morning all. i was just accidentally on the tv huhu