TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

Post by **huge** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:22 pm

probably make me not go to see him huhu.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:29 pm

huge wrote:my dad is trying to hook me up with dodgy Vietnamese ladies... in VN. sound plan that one.

Think of it this way, she'll hang around and cook and clean, she won't speak much english so there's no arguments, she'll cook fucking awesome Vietnamese food.

She'll just have a little penis, that's all. Just a little one.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:46 pm

mecka wrote:
huge wrote:my dad is trying to hook me up with dodgy Vietnamese ladies... in VN. sound plan that one.
Think of it this way, she'll hang around and cook and clean, she won't speak much english so there's no arguments, she'll cook fucking awesome Vietnamese food.

She'll just have a little penis, that's all. Just a little one.

LOL!

Post by **huge** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:47 pm

ahh well. food tho.

in other news. wet pussy trauma

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:53 pm

OMG look at the paws in the first one

such a funny concept. wish i had thought of it

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:40 am

i lolled

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:40 pm

i think i have worms.
been hungers all day.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:57 pm

ew.

im not sharing anything with you tommorrow night when we go out then.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:07 pm

i don't think it is contagious GK.

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:20 pm

hunger!!

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:49 am

Feigan wrote:i don't think it is contagious GK.

Seriously, how do they get from person to person if they aren't??

(depends on the 'worm' species... tapeworms are much harder to catch because their life cycle depends on the consumption of raw beef rather than simply swallowing the microscopic eggs).

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:26 am

yup i thought worms were passed!

contagious is different though....

Post by **huge** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:27 am

mmm raw beef tho.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:32 am

EWWWWW

yoshi is on a new diet.

its called BARF. it looks like barf.

Biologically Appropriate Raw Food.
(turkey, chicken, finely ground chicken bone, beef offal, pork heart, broccoli, spinach, bok choy, capsicum, carrots, celery, apples, organges, flaxseed, alfalfa, kelp and fishoil)

its the first thing in the history of yoshi he doesnt inhale in 30 seconds.

BARF, its good for you but not that tasty.

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:45 am

BARF is an awesome diet. Good on you Bo, it will keep Yoshi healthier inside, it's supposed to mimic their natural diet. Much better than Pal!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:00 am

oh i never fed him pal!!!
that shit gives em cancer...

but i was feeding him raw kangaroo and eukanuba each day, and apparently thats too much complex protein for them and perhaps that why he has allergies/rashes often...

so fingers crossed he is less itchy now!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:05 am

if it's mimicking his natural diet, probs needs moar hair ties/rubber bands, pavement sausage roll/pie/burger/kebab, jocks and roadkill. to name but a few.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:14 am

so true. and to think hes not enjoying the barf!!!

(i have broken him of eating my underwear though - can has lacy things again heheh)

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:16 am

not to mention the "other thing". but my lips are sealed on that one.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:19 am

he's my dog, not my boyfriend.

phew.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:28 pm

witty_pseudonym wrote:pavement sausage

this could mean a few things lol

in other news...

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:35 pm

that's awesome!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:50 pm

pretty much ready to go home tbh.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:07 pm

deviant wrote:
witty_pseudonym wrote:pavement sausage
this could mean a few things lol

in other news...

bloody hell i just cracked up when i saw that

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:10 pm

yeh me too then my housemates made fun of the way i was laughing
i should laugh more stupidly
give them something to make fun o....what?

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:33 pm

Went to the ice bar today. Smashed Kokanee as the sun set over a valley carved by a glacier. Life is awesome

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:26 pm

yay awesome!!!

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:58 am

wish me luck today guys.

ill tell ya later why.

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:59 am

Good luck Bo!

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:17 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:NO!

our tip jar on the bar today says

"Each tip kills one Bieber fan. PLEASE TIP!"

Amick did quite well from it yesterday

*fixed

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:30 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:wish me luck today guys.

ill tell ya later why.

goodluck! canna wait to hear what plans you made

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:20 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:wish me luck today guys.

ill tell ya later why.

Flap doctor?

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:30 am

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:49 pm

feel like i should be taking advantage of the dorrar and buying stuff online.
stay strong until payday dorrar!

Post by **huge** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:57 pm

might go buy something online then

thedeadly9 · Post by **thedeadly9** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:06 pm

Saw this in the Supermarket the other day...thought it deserved the right attention.

BABY-FOOD by thedeadly9, on Flickr

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:28 pm

oh man bitch of a day...or couple of days. off to see comedy and dumprings, yay for making day better

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:13 pm

is it friday yet?

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:18 pm

IT FEELS LIKE FRIDAY!
I want to frolic in the sunshine.

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:19 pm

YAY Frolic

Post by **huge** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:19 pm

im going to wag work tomorrow to do just that

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:32 pm

huge wrote:im going to wag work tomorrow to do just that

are you wagging today? I wish I was.

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:36 pm

sux that it's 26 and sunny every day this week while I'm at work, especially since no more daylight saving... and the forecast says rain for the weekend... gutted

Post by **huge** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:38 pm

youthful_implants wrote:
huge wrote:im going to wag work tomorrow to do just that
are you wagging today? I wish I was.

thinking about legging it for the arvo huhu

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:39 pm

i think im gonna wag tommorrow.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:48 pm

damn you both.
seed has been planted.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:55 pm

I know. I want to be drinking vodka and pear cider and listening to some music in the park.

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:56 pm

and smoking a big doobie.

Post by **huge** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:56 pm

let's all wag tomorrow! and go to ikea with me!??

youthful_implants · Post by **youthful_implants** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:57 pm

huge wrote:let's all wag tomorrow! and go to ikea with me!??

as much as I love Ikea, I'd hate to ruin our relationship before we've even got one.