TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[deviant]

more info plz

[almax]

Awesome

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/river ... 19sra.html

River rescue as sex toy ditches rider Thomas Hunter
January 17, 2011 - 6:31AM

A bizarre decision to ride an inflatable doll down a flood-swollen Yarra River blew up in a woman’s face yesterday when she lost her latex playmate in a rough patch.

The incident prompted a warning from police that blow-up sex toys are "not recognised flotation devices’’.

Police and a State Emergency Services crew were called to the rescue when the woman and a man, both 19, struck trouble at Warrandyte North about 4.30pm yesterday.

They were floating down the river on two inflatable dolls and had just passed the Pound Bend Tunnel when the woman lost her toy in turbulent water.

She clung to a floating tree, calling for help while the man stayed with her. Fortunately for the pair, a passer-by called triple zero while while a kayaker took life jackets to the pair. Police and the SES crew hauled the water-logged thrillseekers to safety.

Advertisement: Story continues below But, with Queensland in the grip of a deadly emergency and 50 rescues from flood waters around Victoria in the past week, police were not amused at the pair's "stupid" actions.

‘‘We’ve got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources to that sort of thing is not ideal," said Senior Constable Wayne Wilson

‘‘Most rescue organisations would frown on people behaving in such a manner because there are people out there who are in genuine need of assistance,’’ he said.

The rescued pair were checked by ambulance officers but did not require medical attention.

‘‘The fate of the inflatable dolls is unknown,’’ said Senior Constable Wilson.

[Lizkins]

LOLZ!!!!!

[huge]

more info plz

was checking intercom on rod laver and got in the way of the camera following sharipova around. haha. she is much taller than i thought.

[CoB]

lol congrats

[deviant]

mega..

http://www.abc.net.au/news/infographics ... eafter.htm

[Lizkins]

mega..

http://www.abc.net.au/news/infographics ... eafter.htm

holy smokes that is full on

[ghetto kitty]

thats totally full on.

edit > exacary liz heheh

[deviant]

totes full on

[CoB]

ok

[DBoy]

Epic.

[Feigan]

Bulk

[DBoy]

En Masse.

[Feigan]

Radikale

[Lizkins]

i decided this year, kind of like a resolution, to be more thankful for what i have

i just spent the last half an hour looking on real estate.com pretending i have like $800k to spend on a house and what i could get, and then imagining living in said houses, d'oh!!!

[ghetto kitty]

at least you are honest with yourself!

my favorite daydream while dog walking is that - what if i lived there etc.

[DBoy]

pft. too much cleaning in those places!

[youthful_implants]

if you can afford a massive pad, you can probably afford an army of cleaners tbf.

[Lizkins]

true that


at any rate, in my day dream i already considered the cleaning of the place. seriously, i could live in my day dreams

[almax]

If you're gonna day dream, why only $800k????

why not colombian drug lord located in Glen Iris....

http://www.realestate.com.au/property-h ... -404858740









more pictures click link

If Wow factor, a resort lifestyle and an awesome floor plan is what you desire then look no further. With everything catered for we challenge you to find anything missing in this Moroccan inspired mansion. All you could possibly have need for and only a ten minute drive to the city, easy access to the freeway, shopping, restaurants and some of the best private schools Melbourne has to offer.
Can be leased furnished or unfurnished, two year lease available Price Negotiable

- Grand Entrance
- Master bedroom with balconies overlooking pool, dressing room, plasma tv, massive ensuite with spa bath, double shower, slab basins and plasma tv
- Four further bedrooms all with built in robes
- 3 Bathrooms
- 3 Powder rooms with bidets
- Kitchen with mirrored finished cabinetry, marble bench space and concealed appliances included double fridge and freezer, two double ovens, 4 gas burners, 4 electric burners, built in coffee machine, microwave, filtered water and waste disposal.
- Huge 12 setting dining area
- Massive elegant sunken lounge with open fire
- Rumpus / home theatre
- Fully equipped gym
- Turkish steam room and bathroom
- Pool...show more room and fully equipped bar
- Cellar
- Outside entertaining with day beds and dining area for 10 setting table and chairs
- Full size mod grass tennis court with umpires chair and lights
- Full size basketball court
- Stunning party pool incorporating 8m children's pool, 8m Spa
- Fully equipped outside kitchen with fridges, storage, pizza oven, double BBQ, dishwasher and sound system
- Outside shower
- Outside Toilet
- Cubby House, Sandpit and trampoline for outside children's entertainment
- Double remote garage, masses of storage, refrigerator and off street parking for 4 cars
- 150 squares of pure opulence
- Imported sandstone floors
- Fully ducted heating and cooling
- Fortress type Security including monitors, video surveillance, electronic gates and intercom access.

Genuine applicants only will be invited to attend an inspection at the agent's discretion.

Go directly to http://www.domainadvocates.com.au to book your inspection, be updated on inspections or register to join an existing inspection. Why wait, you could miss out! To ensure the fastest response, Application Forms downloaded from http://www.domainadvocates.com.au are recommended to be printed, filled out and given to the Domain Team at the property inspection.

[Lizkins]

been there, done that. i have imagined having millions and thinking about what i would buy. You should check out some of the mansions in Toorak and whatnot that have 10 bedrooms and 10 bathrooms and two swimming pools, tennis courts etc etc, fuck me! Yesterday i decided on seeing what i could get for around 800K mark. i like to change things up a bit lol

[almax]

...or you could dream about being homeless just to change things up, i used to kinda do that, walk around the city and scope out places to squat in, think about how you would survive maybe?

[Lizkins]

don't need to dream that one, was there when i was a teenager. Admittedly it was only for a couple of nights, but yeah, don't need to re-live that life

[almax]

[Lizkins]

don't be sad, all good now!


i actually went to a palm reader years ago. Did not intend too, was meeting someone at a market and i got there early, saw his stall and thought - what the hey! Anyways, he said i changed the path of my life and that the life i was suppose to have was not good at all, asked me if it made sense to me, and of course it did. was well fricken freaky i must say

[ghetto kitty]

don't need to dream that one, was there when i was a teenager.

same. hence why paying rent has always been the most important priority since that time.

and why my home is my sanctuary and i make an effort to make a palace out of any shitbox i have lived in.

[Hardy]

don't be sad, all good now!


i actually went to a palm reader years ago. Did not intend too, was meeting someone at a market and i got there early, saw his stall and thought - what the hey! Anyways, he said i changed the path of my life and that the life i was suppose to have was not good at all, asked me if it made sense to me, and of course it did. was well fricken freaky i must say

Pffft. You could say that about anyone. Not saying it isn't true, but that is the vaguest, most open warm reading John Edwards bullshit ever.

[Lizkins]

he said more than that you arse clown, i just ain't going into details on here

[deviant]

arse clown

[Hardy]

he said more than that you arse clown, i just ain't going into details on here

I may be an arse clown, but I am certainly not... er... I forgot where I was going with this.

[almax]

is an arse clown any relation to a funny khunt?

[Hardy]

is an arse clown any relation to a funny khunt?

You'd think so, but no.

[DBoy]

You have earned lols.

[C.I.A.]

Some people should be neutered at puberty.

[Hardy]

I've heard from several reliable sources that there is video of Nick Reiwoldt getting sucked off by the St Kilda centre (Armitage I think his name is). Was taken at the same time as them other photos. Apparently Derryn Hinch has a copy too. I really hope this gets released.

Has anyone else heard this?

[Lizkins]

lol that would be hilarious and gross

[mrj]

Well, they really blew it and the end of last season, so it would be no suprise to learn that they've been blowing it all year round.

[deviant]

wow I can't wait to see that!

[Feigan]

It's Friday.

Happiness.

enjoy Rainbow for whoever is going!

[Hardy]

wow I can't wait to see that!

I can think of nothing less appealing, yet strangely I will be viewing it at the first given opportunity.

[DBoy]

wow I can't wait to see that!

I can think of nothing less appealing, yet strangely I will be viewing it at the first given opportunity.

ahhh! Suspiscions confirmed.
Date?

[almax]

[Lizkins]

batty boy for sure

[Hardy]

wow I can't wait to see that!

I can think of nothing less appealing, yet strangely I will be viewing it at the first given opportunity.

ahhh! Suspiscions confirmed.
Date?

I'll meet you behind the bikeshed. Wear a wig please.

[Lizkins]

what a cluster fuck of a day...up at 4am to pick up my mum and take her to the airport, then just got a call from the plumber saying the realestate agent cant find the spare key and i now need to go home in my lunch break to let him in, then after work i get to go home grab stuff to head over to my mum's place to look after yappy dog. oh joy. canna wait for Saturday night when i will get home and can plonk on couch and do nadda!

[Lizkins]

am bored now, and have Rhianna song stuck in my head




might go for a run around TTAN

[youthful_implants]

am bored now, and have Rhianna song stuck in my head




might go for a run around TTAN

can I come?

[CoB]

RUNNING!!!

[Lizkins]

am bored now, and have Rhianna song stuck in my head




might go for a run around TTAN

can I come?

awww just saw this, we could have gone running around TTAN together lol

[CoB]

looks like u running together to em