WANNA DIS? YOU KNOW YA WANNA ...

Stacey · Post by **Stacey** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:32 pm

DIS YOU! @ Workshop

Saturday 29th July seeâ€™s the launch of the newly formed DIS YOU! Parties at Workshop.

The DIS YOU! Crew is a formation of long time Melbourne based beat diggers, players and makers willing to direct the commonly known Dis to a new level for beats lovers of all flavours.

As we all know, Melbourne has an extremely sarcastic sense of humour, so to celebrate in our own unique way, weâ€™ve decided itâ€™s best to embrace our sarcasm with a snap, boombap and crackinâ€™ party at the CBDâ€™s hottest new venue.

So come let the Dissinâ€™ begin! Dis your mates, Dis world leaders, god knows thereâ€™s plenty of them. Dis ya brother for smashing ya car, Dis ya sister for stealing your favorite drag queen dress.
Even Dis our mascot "trent the rent boy" at www.myspace.com/disyoucrew . Get your Dis up on the big screen. The highest quality bitchinâ€™ and a whole lotta bagginâ€™ is surely the recipe for a great night out.

DJâ€™s- Brewster B, Alias, Ben Stacey, Pharaoh Zap, Troopz.

DIS YOU! @ Workshop â€“ Cnr Elizabeth & Abeckett Stâ€™s CBD
Saturday 29th July 9pm â€“ 3 am.
FREE! FREE!FREE!
More info â€“ www.myspace.com/disyoucrew

The Alias · Post by **The Alias** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:03 am

ALL THESE BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT 2 RECORDS TOGETHER.
-B-GRADE STILL COUNTS BEATS WITH HIS FINGERS
-METRO CAN'T FIND THE POWER BUTTON ON THE MIXER
-STACE STILL PICKS UP THE TURNTABLE THINKIN ITS A GUITAR(STILL
STUCK IN THE PUNK ROCK DAZE)
-ALIAS IS SO LAZY, HE AINT UPGRADED FROM HIS PHONOGRAPH
RECORDS

AND PHAROAH PAZ, WELL, I'D BETTER NOT DISS THE HAIRY MONSTER 'CAUSE HE MAY SLING A CURSE ON ME!

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:30 am

you all suck

Glad this got going, heard about it for a while.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:32 am

Sounding V Nice lads!

Pat - we gotta play golf soon!

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:06 am

FUCK RIGHT ORF YOU BUNCH O HACK PRINCESS BIATCHES!!!!!

Stacey · Post by **Stacey** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:10 am

are you guys are in like some underground pro Dis league cos you cats are really great at Disin'. Congratulations! We will all keep you in mind for the most prestigious award on the planet ... 'Dis' of the week' or the season for that matter.

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:20 am

Guyno wrote:FUCK RIGHT ORF YOU BUNCH O HACK PRINCESS BIATCHES!!!!!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:22 am

Nice lineup!

Broken Pirate · Post by **Broken Pirate** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:50 pm

i think you guys you have got an angle..!!
i like it!!!!

DIS OF THE WEEK..!!
DIS OF THE MONTH..!!!
DIS OF THE YEAR..???

so let me get this clear.. i can turn up and put a DIS out to anyone and no one is gunna cry about i??..

...nice...
so many peeps to DIS so little time..!!

just respect the Dj even if you dont like the muisc..!

The Alias · Post by **The Alias** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:17 am

Feigan wrote:
Pat - we gotta play golf soon!

\

Agreed! Next month will see me with a little more time. Are you man enough for winter golf!

Been workin stupid amount of hours.

Missed Guy and Drew's VSs last week. Gutted!!

How'd it go...? anyone?

The Alias · Post by **The Alias** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:19 am

Sam(LMB), Diggin your avatar.
I rate scrubs as one of the funniest and well produced shows currently on TV.
Fun, fast Punchy, and always with a message to make you feel good inside

Lil MiSbreaks · Post by **Lil MiSbreaks** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:23 pm

Fucken word

Show of the year, NOT to be dissed

sternumbreaks · Post by **sternumbreaks** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:39 pm

oh so sexy

CoB · Post by **CoB** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:53 pm

I wouldn't go to that if you paid me!
($20)

Guyno · Post by **Guyno** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:23 pm

The Alias wrote: Missed Guy and Drew's VSs last week. Gutted!!

How'd it go...? anyone?

Too much fun Pat! I think their will be another coming up sometime soon...

Hope you are well sir, even though the true spirit of this thread would have me saying something like "I hope your dysentery is weeping proper and may a thousand big black alsasians feed on your testies" but I'm not gonna say anything like that here today. No sir. Nothing but a civilised Guy here.

Catch up soon bud.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:03 pm

The Alias wrote:
Feigan wrote:
Pat - we gotta play golf soon!
\

Agreed! Next month will see me with a little more time. Are you man enough for winter golf!

Been workin stupid amount of hours.

Winter Golf - Hell yeah! I'm keen buddy, let me know when your free

Stacey · Post by **Stacey** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:15 pm

re- winter golf. I'd be up also. I aint played in ages and am heading to Port Stephens in Sept. They have outstanding courses so me needs to find ma swing again.

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:01 pm

Stacey wrote:re- winter golf. I'd be up also. I aint played in ages and am heading to Port Stephens in Sept. They have outstanding courses so me needs to find ma swing again.

Sweet action Benny - where are you residing now a days?

I haven't played albert park yet - keen?

Stacey · Post by **Stacey** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:58 pm

Albert Park ... yer, never played there either. Sounds good bro. Trying to all together is the hard part. Whens good for everyone?

The Alias · Post by **The Alias** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:40 pm

Albert park is good for an inner city course. the back 9 is definately the better except for the 14th hole where you are teeing off next to queens parade.
Play there on a friday afternoon while the traffics banked up and you get wankers calling out to fuck up your swing.

The Alias · Post by **The Alias** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:41 pm

[quote="Guyno"I hope your dysentery is weeping proper and may a thousand big black alsasians feed on your testies"
.[/quote]

That's the spirit. Here is a contender for the dis o the week award.

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:44 pm

I reckon a pack of toddlers from my local council could kick the crap out of this entire crew. A bunch of skinny, wasted crack mongers the lot of ya!

Is that the spirit ya'll are looking for? Looks great, boys. Good luck with it...

The Alias · Post by **The Alias** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:00 pm

METRO STEVE SUCKS TEENIE WEENIES AND LICKS THE COLD HARD CRUSTY CHEESE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SHAFT

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:08 pm

The Alias wrote:METRO STEVE SUCKS TEENIE WEENIES AND LICKS THE COLD HARD CRUSTY CHEESE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SHAFT

Really? A few chicks I know said the same thing about you.

Stacey · Post by **Stacey** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:26 pm

Well well ... I leave you cats for a few days and look what happens ... A fricken dis'n frenzy. I am still quite DISappointed that nobody has Dis'd me just yet. Well, I guess you all really love me then ... arh ... your all SO nice.

Stacey · Post by **Stacey** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:50 pm

I mean your all panzies! So there!!!

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:58 pm

Stacey wrote:I had sex with a goat! So there!!!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:27 am

obliveus wrote:
Stacey wrote:I had sex with Obliveus and a goat! So there!!!

Stacey · Post by **Stacey** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:01 pm

Good on you guys. Im glad you've both finally come to terms with this tragic affair.

Stacey · Post by **Stacey** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:21 pm

Stevie and Pat are homo buddies and secretly play Lionel Richie records whilst nude in the dark.

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:38 pm

I thought I was the only one who did that.

Melbourne Beats

WANNA DIS? YOU KNOW YA WANNA ...

WANNA DIS? YOU KNOW YA WANNA ...

Your all SO nice!