Code Monkies

Post by **lynt** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:04 pm

Hello World.

So who here is a code monkey for crust? I know there are a lot of cats who work in IT, but it would be nice to know who has their head deep in a world of syntax.

I can say for sure myself, lucas, system and mellogs are code freaks.. but who else lurking out there is into it?

Post by **lucas** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:06 pm

I got code-rage in my veins.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:12 pm

I code, but am not a code monkey (not as primary job anyhoo)

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:13 pm

yes. sign me up for some more actionscripting and visual basic. i love it

Post by **lynt** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:18 pm

Ah ActionScripting ... man that was my sole job for about 4 years. Flash MX made me sick though... More GUI then I could be arsed with..

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:21 pm

perl/C

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:23 pm

lynt wrote:Ah ActionScripting ... man that was my sole job for about 4 years. Flash MX made me sick though... More GUI then I could be arsed with..

I hear ya bro. totally couldn't be arsed with MX either. AXscript 2.0 was a good update though. I to was doing it for 3 years. got nowhere with my job so left

lucky for me my creative streek ended at the front page of melbournejungle for 4 years

couldn't believe skotty kept it on there for that long...

Post by **lynt** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:34 pm

So who's the king of SSL here?

nhd · Post by **nhd** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:04 pm

i avoided being a code monkie so i could become a design freak.
used to know java and c+(i think).

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:06 pm

can someone get rid of that fucking picture? i keep clicking this thread (for some reason) and its very scary to look at.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:19 pm

lynt wrote:So who's the king of SSL here?

In terms of programming?

Ugh. You are reminding me of Beej's guide to sockets.

julesyG · Post by **julesyG** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:33 pm

lynt wrote:Hello World.

Hehe.

Ahem. Count me in. I use my ASP and C# skill$ to pay the bill$.

julesyG · Post by **julesyG** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:39 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:can someone get rid of that fucking picture? i keep clicking this thread (for some reason) and its very scary to look at.

You mean like this?

Post by **lynt** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:48 pm

jbs wrote:
lynt wrote:So who's the king of SSL here?
In terms of programming?

Ugh. You are reminding me of Beej's guide to sockets.

nah, just client side security shit .. seems most hosts dont wanna help much. meh.

verisign for life.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:50 pm

lynt wrote:
jbs wrote:
lynt wrote:So who's the king of SSL here?
In terms of programming?

Ugh. You are reminding me of Beej's guide to sockets.

nah, just client side security shit .. seems most hosts dont wanna help much. meh.

verisign for life.

I do heaps of SSL related work. But not web stuff

Post by **lynt** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:51 pm

yah, foturnately im not getting into it any further than web.

couldnt.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:58 pm

lynt wrote:yah, foturnately im not getting into it any further than web.

couldnt.

Web isn't harder than non-web.

Just different, and not even that different.

Post by **system** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:03 pm

client-side, lyntistik? can you be a bit clearer?

Post by **system** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:05 pm

jbs wrote:Web isn't harder than non-web.

Just different, and not even that different.

true that. unless you have to write CFML.

can this thread now be hidden, stomped on and burnt (not necessarily in that order).

kthxbye.

Post by **lynt** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:07 pm

I knew I'd ween out the tekhedz... hehehehe.. bring it on.

Just installing and using secure certificates... seems to be a mini mission for something so simple.. slowly getting my head around it.

Ignore me, I just had lunch and feel dozy.

ukime · Post by **ukime** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:10 pm

good damn thats a hoooge image

definately not up to the standard of money making, but know javascript, html & xml, some php and mysql, ... and flash (actionscripting) for design and shizzle.

mainly web-based coding, not really into coding for software apps.

Post by **system** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:11 pm

lynt wrote:I knew I'd ween out the tekhedz... hehehehe.. bring it on.

Just installing and using secure certificates... seems to be a mini mission for something so simple.. slowly getting my head around it.

Ignore me, I just had lunch and feel dozy.

installing a personal one? in a browser?

Post by **system** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:12 pm

(why do I feel like I'm on a hell desk)

Post by **lynt** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:13 pm

system wrote:
lynt wrote:I knew I'd ween out the tekhedz... hehehehe.. bring it on.

Just installing and using secure certificates... seems to be a mini mission for something so simple.. slowly getting my head around it.

Ignore me, I just had lunch and feel dozy.
installing a personal one? in a browser?

Nah, sorry im so daft, trying to read all about this shit at the same time.

No, install it on a host, for secure online transactions etc etc.. seems easy, I just think my host is being difficult

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:23 pm

lynt wrote:
I can say for sure myself, lucas, system and mellogs are code freaks.. but who else lurking out there is into it?

Post by **system** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:40 pm

lyntwah, like I said - it's easy (especially under Apache

). just get your host to pull there finger(s) out and get the SSL resolving correctly. having the right directives would work wonders too.

HTH

TimmyG · Post by **TimmyG** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:40 pm

Mellogs wrote:
lynt wrote:
I can say for sure myself, lucas, system and mellogs are code freaks.. but who else lurking out there is into it?

:script:

Java & C all the way baby...

Post by **lynt** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:19 pm

May I revitalise this thread by saying W3C for world ownership of the planet

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:21 pm

lynt wrote:May I revitalise this thread by saying W3C for world ownership of the planet

ok

Post by **lucas** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:22 pm

Tim Berners-Lee, W3C Director and inventor of the World Wide Web

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:24 pm

I had to write an essay on that dude in first year... hehe

Post by **lynt** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:32 pm

Tim Berners-Lee, Aug 6 1991, 4:37 pm, first mention of WWW

More internet histories
http://www.google.com/googlegroups/arch ... ce_20.html

Post by **system** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:39 pm

lucas wrote:

Tim Berners-Lee, W3C Director and inventor of the World Wide Web

Sir Tim.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:40 pm

Thread reported to Microsoft

How dare you take it away from Bill

Thread reported to US Govt.

How dare you take it away from Bill

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:11 pm

IDKFA

only code i can remember.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:55 pm

mecka wrote:IDKFA

only code i can remember.

baahahah!

reverb · Post by **reverb** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:09 pm

I used to write programs on the old BBC B back in the day..

10 PRINT "hello what is your name?"
20 INPUT N$
30 PRINT "fuck off <N$>"
40 END

Am I a code monkey?

Spherix · Post by **Spherix** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:11 pm

lynt wrote:Ah ActionScripting ... man that was my sole job for about 4 years. Flash MX made me sick though... More GUI then I could be arsed with..

still no english skills "then"

lols
i knew there had to be a catch for a kid who had air jordans in grade 5

Post by **fooishbar** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:17 pm

Professional C code monkey. My life is so exciting.

Post by **lynt** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:40 pm

Spherix wrote:
lynt wrote:Ah ActionScripting ... man that was my sole job for about 4 years. Flash MX made me sick though... More GUI then I could be arsed with..
still no english skills "then"

you are

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:53 pm

You code. I test!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:19 pm

Code: Select all

while (1)
{
        us.code();
        you.test();
}

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:31 pm

Post by **system** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:40 pm

jbs wrote:
Code: Select all
while (1)
{
        us.code();
        you.test();
}

Code: Select all

elseif (!us['code'])
{
        you.test=false;
}

Post by **lucas** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:44 pm

Code: Select all

die();

Post by **system** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:55 pm

hehe.

Post by **fooishbar** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:40 pm

I'd like to apologise for what follows.

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int childpid = fork();
int whattodo = 0;
struct tm tm;

if (childpid == 0) {
  /* child -- fuck off and do something interesting for a while. */
  head_out(CATCH_DNB);
  play_console(CONSOLE_ANY);
  sleep(60 * 60 * 10);
else {
  /* parent -- wage slave */
  for (tm = localtime(gettimeofday()); (tm.tm_hour >=  9) && (tm.tm_hour < 17); tm = localtime(gettimeofday()))
    hack();
}

saintberry · Post by **saintberry** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:16 pm

i used to work for a web host and there shouldnt be much too ssl lynt. unless your trying to come up with an algorithm for the certificate yourself - haha i doubt it . any script you code that works on a non https server will work over a secure connection. most of the problems with our clients would arise when they have shit accounts and use a shared 128bit certificate. the shared cert would be on a server different to the clients root folders and hence database connections would not work, as dbs cannot be accessed over a network path.

im not sure if the same problem would arise on a linux/apache setup but it used to on server 2003/iis 6 (omg i cant believe i used be to be an admin fo that shit!)

as far as the initial question goes. yeah im a nerd

java
php
asp
cold fusion
vb
sql
xml

its not ma job...but was till i moved here and went back to uni. what was i thinking!?

whoever said they did perl, man kudos, that shit is hardcore.

saintberry · Post by **saintberry** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:19 pm

i just read the whole post and you would be surprised, but there is quite a lot of fucking round to get a ssl cert installed in IIS and resolve it to the correct domain/folders. it used to take me about an hour and that was only if the client had all the correct details. any host should be able to do it tho. lynt, you got admin access to a dedicated server...or just a standard account on a shared server?

aslo what OS is it running?

bobinabottle · Post by **bobinabottle** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:51 pm

fooishbar wrote:I'd like to apologise for what follows.

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int childpid = fork();
int whattodo = 0;
struct tm tm;

if (childpid == 0) {
  /* child -- fuck off and do something interesting for a while. */
  head_out(CATCH_DNB);
  play_console(CONSOLE_ANY);
  sleep(60 * 60 * 10);
else {
  /* parent -- wage slave */
  for (tm = localtime(gettimeofday()); (tm.tm_hour >=  9) && (tm.tm_hour < 17); tm = localtime(gettimeofday()))
    hack();
}

It's all well and good for unix, but how is a person supposed multitask dnb, consoles and sleep with work concurrently?

Melbourne Beats

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