TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[stovequeen]

http://www.1stavemachine.com/alias/

[mrj]

whiskey tango foxtrot on that one dear fiwi

[mecka]

This is the newest addition to my family:



Her name is Cookie and she's a 3 year old miniature poodle. We never plan on turning her into one of those prissy lil dogs. Shes really really friendly. I've been wanting another dog for quite some time after my last one died in somewhat tragic circumstances.

[breaksRbest]

Parklife here we come!!!!

Big massive fuck off tent (north)

12.00 - 01.00 Glovenuts
01.00 - 02.00 Ills
02.00 - 03.00 Alex Taylor
03.00 - 04.30 Kaskade
04.30 - 05.30 Crazy Penis [live]
05.30 - 07.00 DJ Sneak
07.00 - 08.30 Nick Warren
08.30 - 10.00 Sandy Rivera

Outside (middle)

12.00 - 01.30 James Taylor v Price Cuts
01.30 - 02.30 John Wall
02.30 - 03.30 Kid Kenobi + MC Shureshock
03.30 - 04.30 Ugly Duckling [live]
04.30 - 06.00 Rennie Pilgrim
06.00 - 07.00 Roots Manuva
07.00 - 08.30 Drummatic Twins
08.30 - 10.00 Freestylers + MC Sirreal

Bodouin Tent (south)

12.00 - 01.00 Jeff Dread
01.00 - 01.30 Uncle Ho [live]l
01.30 - 02.30 Drunktrust DJs
02.30 - 04.00 Daddy G
04.00 - 05.30 A Skillz
05.30 - 07.00 Hyrbrid
07.00 - 07.30 MC Chickaboo
07.30 - 08.30 Numark
08.30 - 10.00 Tom Neville


I got a bit excited when I saw Ills, then realised it's some Sydney wanker witgh an extra L in their name

BRING THIS SHIT ON!!!!

[DBoy]

go hard my friend. Do it for Melbourne.

[mrj]

what the hell just happened here. one moment I'm enjoying a couple of ales and some polite conversation with some chums after work on friday, and the next moment its monday morning and I can barely see my computer through the mental fog that has descended from the remanants of the weekend to settle somewhere around my frontal lobe.

not impressed.

also, everyone is looking at me funny. I know what youre thinking and no I am not paranoid, they really actually all staring at me. perhaps my pants are on backwards. perhaps I'm not wearing any pants at all. I think I am wearing pants, but who can truly trust their own perception at times such as this.

maybe this is what the poeminister is for?



maybe at times like this the poeminister comes in, gives your frontal lobe a bit of a squidgie, slaps you across the face a couple of times just to straighten you up, and then retreats back into the ether. or maybe I have really lost it this time and I should strap on my rollerskates, don my propellor hat, and go skating down swanston st in my dressing gown singing the nessum dorma.

more as it develops............

[DBoy]

maybe. maybe.

maybe you have a shaved head and one side is shorter than the other.

maybe the vacuum is not working.

maybe there is a random in a k-hole on your floor

maybe it was a beautiful, wondrful sunny day in St Kilda and the beers where flowing freely and the organic food was making you feel better mentally and physically and you were appreciating the greatness of being a 20something in Melbourne in Spring 2005.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Maybe a friend had a BBQ and a cheif rocked up and made the dopest inprov lebanese bread raps who have ever had.

[great_magnet]

I actually thought that the Poeminister was the No.1 ticketholder and CEO of the Edgar Allen Poe Fan Club.

Apparently he will randomly appear at your door during intense storms wearing a smoking jacket, a sensible pair of slacks and slippers and carrying a large leather bound tome filled with ye olde horror stories.

Quothe the raven....

[mrj]

GM that is the funniest thing I have ever read. period.

nevermore..........

[great_magnet]

GM that is the funniest thing I have ever read. period.

nevermore..........

:malsparty:

[mrj]

actually mal gave me a ring this morning and said I'm not allowed to come to his party's anymore. something about an incident with a nail gun, a monet, and a lapsed home insurance policy. no recollection of it whatsoever, but I did find a piece of paper in my pocket that read

Dear Josh, wheres the beef?
Sincerely, Socrates.

How weird is that? I always had Socrates pegged for being more of a chicken man....

I flatly refuse to make any sense today

[DBoy]

is this a problem then if that made perfect sense?

[mrj]

only if you intend to interact with people today. if so then yes, I'd say it could be considered a problem.

to be on the safe side simply reply to anything anyone says to you with

"possible".

at least no one will be able to accuse you of being a negative neddy.

[Polecat]

i am trying to stay calm this morning after trying to solve a huge fuck up on someone else's part.

learn from your mistakes.....

[Ag3nT[]0raNg3]

http://poststuff.entensity.net/093005/f ... typals.swf

lol!

warning: contains cartoon rude bits. worth a watch.

[gnat]

Hello kids

GM, big ups for usual silliness Friday night.

Random behaviour back at Station St the next day..

I couldn't cut it and left at about 9pm. Those guys are machines- they're making it hard to keep up

(you know who you are...)

Feeling my age today and having some lovely flashbacks and comedown action on my first day at new job. Excellent form for meeting my new colleagues

NO.MORE.UNTIL.EARTHCORE

must change sig today

[great_magnet]

Hi Nat

I'm with you on the break, time for "soul month" for me...

My body and mind are saying relax for a while!!

[mkultra]

quote of the weekend....

whilst, sussing out a mates new property he just bought in Altona....

"this room has a nice smell of crack den, with a hint of child abuse"...

worst thing was, he was right....

[10.15]

Hello shonky kids.
Discovered this on Sunday

Not the best thing ever to come outta NZ but right up there

'Need a break' rollcall!!
10.15
gnat
great_magnet

[ADD_Boy]

'Need a break' rollcall!!
10.15
gnat
great_magnet
ADD_Boy

Morning people!!

[10.15]

Morning people!!

Drop by wheneva. Mobile battery is flat. Charger is missing. Think I'm alive tho, which is nice.

[stovequeen]

'Need a break' rollcall!!
10.15
gnat
great_magnet
ADD_Boy

Morning people!!

Afternoon

Add me to the roll call.. (i pledge two weeks)

Ben, cant see your pic (Che perhaps?)

[ADD_Boy]

Morning people!!

Drop by wheneva. Mobile battery is flat. Charger is missing. Think I'm alive tho, which is nice.

Good to hear mate...

Me too just ...

Will get my shite together and pop round

[10.15]

Afternoon

Add me to the roll call.. (i pledge two weeks)

Ben, cant see your pic (Che perhaps?)

Yep, pic updated (Che was discovered long ago)
Turned out not to be quite the wonder tonic I was hoping for, but damn it tasted good.

'Need a break' rollcall!!
10.15
gnat
great_magnet
ADD_Boy
SQ and posse

[mrj]

bored at lunchtime so I tried to name as many simpson characters as I could in half an hour (including people who have starred as themselves). here are the results

Homer
Marge
Lisa
Bart
Maggie
Santas Little Helper
Snowball II
Moe Sizlack
Lenny
Karl
Barney Gumble
Ned Flanders
Maude Flanders
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Seymour Skinner (Armand Tanzanian version)
The real Seymour Skinner
Agnus Skinner
Superintendent Chalmers
Groundskeeper Willie
Edna Krabapple
Ms Hoover
Mr Glasscock (brief appearance when bart became a hall monitor)
Millhouse Van Houten
Jimbo Jones
Montgomery Burns
Weyland Smithers
Lionel Hutz
Troy McClure
Clancy Wiggum (aka Chief Wiggum)
Ralph Wiggum
Martin Prince
Windel (his friend)
Mr Bergstrom (substitute teacher that Lisa falls for)
Grandpa Simpson
Jasper
Selma
Patty
Mindy Simmonds
Jeeves (the one that appears in homers hallucination about Mindy)
Rainer Wolfcastle
Leon Kompowski (aka guy who thinks he is Michael Jackson)
Sir Issac Newton
Colonel Klink
Saint Jospeh
God (as himself)
Elton John
Paul McCartney
Linda McCartney (may she rest in peace)
George Harrison
Sanjeev
Apu
Manjula
Snake
The guy who played eddie munster (actual name escapes me)
Mark Hamil
Oprah Winfrey
Mel Gibson
Reverend Lovejoy (once worked in a call centre with a guy that did a wicked Reverend Lovejoy impression. Once he did an entire call as Reverend Lovejoy, was very very funny).
Mrs Lovejoy
Jessica Lovejoy
Jimi Hendrix
The Devil (as himself)
Aerosmith
The Who
Brad Goodman
Millhouse (the one from Shellbyville)
Jeremiah Springfield
Professor Fink
Comic Book Store Guy
Fat Tony
Krusty The Clown
Robert Goulet
The spruce moose (not a person but rates a mention)
Otto
Nelson
Jebus (he he he)
Michael Flatley
Kim Bassinger
The talking hallucination coyote
E.A.R.L (the lighthouse)
Bob Dole
Bill Clinton
Kang
Kodos
Goblin who tries to destory the school bus
Cookie Kwan (stay off the westside)
Ole Gill
Malloy (the cat burglar)
Stampy
Furious D
Kid Rock
The General (alligator in Miami)
Stephen Hawking
George Bush (the 1st)
Dean Peterson

Got a bit harder towards the end and really started drawing a blank after about 28 mins.

bored? me? get outta here!

[stovequeen]

Afternoon

Add me to the roll call.. (i pledge two weeks)

Ben, cant see your pic (Che perhaps?)

Yep, pic updated (Che was discovered long ago)
Turned out not to be quite the wonder tonic I was hoping for, but damn it tasted good.

'Need a break' rollcall!!
10.15
gnat
great_magnet
ADD_Boy
SQ and posse

ahhhh, Green Fern. i forgot... i was too busy concentrating on not passing out

[great_magnet]

Afternoon

Add me to the roll call.. (i pledge two weeks)

Ben, cant see your pic (Che perhaps?)

Yep, pic updated (Che was discovered long ago)
Turned out not to be quite the wonder tonic I was hoping for, but damn it tasted good.

'Need a break' rollcall!!
10.15
gnat
great_magnet
ADD_Boy
SQ and posse

Lovin the roll call!

Maybe there should be a non-shonky dinner at restaurant of consensus choice to celebrate...

[DBoy]

MRJ: I do not doubt you for a second, your memory is amazing.

millhouses perants?
some german exchange student?
homers brother?
gramdpa?

[Friday]

some german exchange student?

oota?!? (sp?)

[mrj]

yeah millhouses parents crossed my mind but I couldn't remember their exact names so I moved on

German exchange student = Uouta (you might even say we ATE Uouta and he's in our stomachs RIGHT NOW....wait scratch that last one)

Homers brother = Herbet Powell (good pick up)

Marge's mum = Mrs Bouvier (cant remember first name)

Sure there is loads more, will post as I remember

[mrj]

some german exchange student?

oota?!? (sp?)

yeah I got no idea how to spell it either

[10.15]

Lovin the roll call!

Maybe there should be a non-shonky dinner at restaurant of consensus choice to celebrate...

As soon as I can move again.

[Fents]

fukin hell. You cannot test the simpsons, best show ever.

[great_magnet]

Lovin the roll call!

Maybe there should be a non-shonky dinner at restaurant of consensus choice to celebrate...

As soon as I can move again.

That makes two of us...

[Friday]

Afternoon

Add me to the roll call.. (i pledge two weeks)

Ben, cant see your pic (Che perhaps?)

Yep, pic updated (Che was discovered long ago)
Turned out not to be quite the wonder tonic I was hoping for, but damn it tasted good.

'Need a break' rollcall!!
10.15
gnat
great_magnet
ADD_Boy
SQ and posse

Lovin the roll call!

Maybe there should be a non-shonky dinner at restaurant of consensus choice to celebrate...

add me to the roll call...

i'm so tired today

[lucas]

'Need a break' rollcall!!
10.15
gnat
great_magnet
ADD_Boy
SQ and posse
Friday
lucas

I had a rather interesting altercation with a bottle of tequila in Sydney last week. Adding my name to the break/dinner list.

[gnat]

Lovin the roll call!

Maybe there should be a non-shonky dinner at restaurant of consensus choice to celebrate...

As soon as I can move again.

You be 'moving' Saturday morning 10.15- 9.30am

Beers in the new courtyard post though- the Milky Bars are on me!

P.S You better put my name in BOLD for roll call. No more shonkiness for a while. I'm too old for this shit

[DBoy]

If I see a single one of you out next week you are banned from the following weeks outing.

[gnat]

If I see a single one of you out next week you are banned from the following weeks outing.

GNAT IS OUT OF ORDER

not indefinately but need to gain momentum before next outing

[Fents]

YOUR ALL SOFT!

[gnat]

YOUR ALL SOFT!

Think it's just that the Breaks Crew goes harder Fents....

[Polecat]

'Need a break' rollcall!!
I had a rather interesting altercation with a bottle of tequila in Sydney last week. Adding my name to the break/dinner list.

does that mean you were vomiting in the gutter again?

[Fents]

YOUR ALL SOFT!

Think it's just that the Breaks Crew goes harder Fents....

hahahaha yea right, and thats why all the BREAKS crew is on a BREAK LIST......

weak i say.

[Lephrenic]

YOUR ALL SOFT!

Now I'm just waiting for You're Not Your to turn up.

[stovequeen]

Lovin the roll call!

Maybe there should be a non-shonky dinner at restaurant of consensus choice to celebrate...

As soon as I can move again.

As soon as i can eat again

[great_magnet]

If I see a single one of you out next week you are banned from the following weeks outing.

GNAT IS OUT OF ORDER

not indefinately but need to gain momentum before next outing

We all need "Mal's Party" t-shirts!!!

[same o]

^^ i love being young recovery is so quick and easy.. three day bender.. soon as i slept i was fine.. well pretty much fine ny ways

[stovequeen]

^^ i love being young recovery is so quick and easy.. three day bender.. soon as i slept i was fine.. well pretty much fine ny ways

Thanks for rubbing it in Petey

I reckon i do pretty well for an ole gal

Im actually not so sick of partying.. more 'going out'

Bring on the house party season

[same o]

^^ i love being young recovery is so quick and easy.. three day bender.. soon as i slept i was fine.. well pretty much fine ny ways

Thanks for rubbing it in Petey

I reckon i do pretty well for an ole gal

Im actually not so sick of partying.. more 'going out'

Bring on the house party season

heheh no worries fi wi..
ahh u go quite well... and u not that old... ur not going grey yet atleast..

party at urs then???

[stovequeen]

^^ i love being young recovery is so quick and easy.. three day bender.. soon as i slept i was fine.. well pretty much fine ny ways

Thanks for rubbing it in Petey

I reckon i do pretty well for an ole gal

Im actually not so sick of partying.. more 'going out'

Bring on the house party season

heheh no worries fi wi..
ahh u go quite well... and u not that old... ur not going grey yet atleast..

party at urs then???

in good time