10 reasons why being a record is so good.

Post by **lynt** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:30 pm

1] You get to fly around the world, for free
2] You and your friends the prized posession of millions
3] You never go out of style
4] You are always re-invented
5] You are always in demand
6] You are the life of the party
7] You never get boring
8] You are history
9] Your retirement plan is perfect, first are easy to get hold of, but after a few years become very hard to find
10] If you're good, you increase in value dramatically year by year

Fee free to add more..

And the shipment is in:
Breakbeat & Dubstep
Atomic Hooligan - 7 / 10 split (Botchit)

Box Cutter - Brood / Sunshine (Hot Flush)
Brand spanking new on the everfine Hotflush recordings imprint. "Brood" is punctured with resounding bass and skittering breaks, somewhere between early nineties Earthbeat records and the future incarnations of this thing called dubstep

Cut & Run - Pacific Breaks (Cut & Run)
Here's the next Cut & Run, Breaks & D&B re-working of Pacifc State. Been getting rinsed out by Kenny Ken, Mickey Finn, Devious D have been on the DnB side. While Freq Nasty, Stanton Warriors, Deekline, Krafty Kuts, myself and Ed209 have been on the Breaks

Diverted - Addicted (Vlad Remix) (Sokolov)
Diverted keep up the pressure with brand new single 'addicted' on Vlad from Breakneck's exciting Sokolov sounds imprint, hot on the heels of recent monster TCR release 'Tholid' and following on from corking releases from Vlad + Ardisson/Smithmonger ....

Kiro Vs Undecided - Osessive Nature (Mob)
Its been a long time coming but Mob Records returns. Obsession is progessive breaks at its best, taking care not to get too ploddy and remaining accessible to progressive DJ�s and breaks heads alike.

Proper Filthy Naughty - MakeAMove/Coils (10 Kilo)
Smashing release on 10 Kilo, huge dance floor rhythms and one hell of a break down. For the party time crew

Search & Destroy - Espionage (Destructive)
Espionage is an epic, futuristic stomper of a track. Angry synth stabs and a warped, twisted bass slither and slides between hard hitting beats. This one's been smashing up radio stations and dancefloors for a few months now, getting airplay on Radio 1

Unkle - Psyence Fiction LP (Mo Wax)
Legendary album produced by DJ Shadow and James Lavelle. Featuring Richard Ashcroft, Thom Yorke and more

Unknown - RadioHead Booty (Radio1)
Guess who?????

Drum & Bass
Chase & Status - Duppy Man (Picture Disc) (Breakbeat Kaos)
Chase & Status - Duppy Man / Top Shotta (Breakbeat Kaos)
"Duppy Man" features the instantly recognisable vocals of Capleton and has been a major fixture in the sets of all the top drum & bass DJ"s from Andy C to Hype to Swift to Friction to Shimon to Nicky Blackmarket and the label bosses, Fresh & Adam F.

Chase & Status - Ten Tonne EP (Renegade Hardware)
Features "Ten Tonne" which brings the sound of "99 kicking and screaming into 2005, and "The Grudge" (ft. Vicious Circle) which has spraygun amens, effects and switches at the end of each 32 bars, the first taste of what could be contnuing colab...

Dom & Sketch - Ritual / 45 Special (Dom & Roland Productions)
Dom and Rolands new label, drops and absoulte killer 12". Dom & Sketch team up some deadly "Ritual" buiness.Tribal chanting " huge hypnotic subs " no break down, this roller just keeps building to the end, deep and dark rainforest vibes inject the groove

Kubiks & Lomax - Identity / Twenty Four (Phunk Phiction)
Kubik & lomax and Phunk fiction both coming stronger and stronger each release they drop. Kubik & Lomax duo, are known for producing sweet melodies, tight beats and wicked atmospheres.. Identity is a bit more aggressive than normal..

Limewax - Resonators / Pain (Prospect)
On the a side we can find one of Holland's finest - Limewax who drops a wicked dark roller..Well distorted stuff, but still rolling, crispy and clean. sounds impossible ?.. check it...

Mr Rio feat Sizzla - Jah Is (Cubik)
With the killer stop/start pattern of the bass and and Sizzla"s irresistible vocal this is enough to win over any party poopers. Massive on dub plate for some time with DJ"s like Bryan Gee, Fabio, Grooverider & Jay Majik.

Random Movement - Stars in the Dark (Bassbin)
This is Random Movement"s debut for Bassbin and what a twelve to start with! "Stars In The Dark" has been grabbing attention all over the place and was played by Marky 3 times on the day of his first 4 hour End slot, gotta be good

Shy FX & TPower - DiaryOfADigitalSoudboy (Digital Soundboy)
Following the Top 10 success of "Shake Your Body", the biggest ever drum & bass single, and two further Top 40 hits with the related album "Set it Off", Shy & T Power went back underground to drop serious anthems on a discerning audience. Now is the time

Special A - Synthesis / Road Kill (Bingo)
Debut on Bingo from Special A who brings back the jump up flavours that set the labels name in the first place.

Syncopix - Carpark / Veteran (Fokuz)
Car Park is the absolute killer... A wicked gritty rolling beat with a melodic driving bassline and crispy bells on top.. Once this tune is played out there is no stopping it anymore

The Contrast - Days Go By / What We Do (Contrast)
Rumored to be High Contrast"s new label The Contrast. "Days Go By" tough beats roll with a uplifting charging cutting edge. In short this is pure rushy dancefloor mayhem

The Horsemen - Apocalypse (Renegade Hardware)
The Horsemen idea originally involved Keaton & Dylan, two of the other main Hardware players, but now operates as a floating collective with talent drawn in from all over the world. Represented are the UK, Brazil, Canada and America, the vibe is old skool

DMC Beats
211 Commercial Road
South Yarra, 3141
Victoria

p: 03 98242574
w: www.dmcrecords.com.au
e: [email protected]

Shop Local

Post by **lynt** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:35 pm

11] Boys and Girls constantly play with you and keep you well preserved

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:35 pm

lynt wrote:
Unknown - RadioHead Booty (Radio1)
Guess who?????

I guess you're Tom!

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:36 pm

oh oh boxcutter!

looks at wallet....

Riz-One · Post by **Riz-One** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:18 pm

Being bent and a warped fucker sometimes doesnt matter.

Someone is always gonna dig your grooves.

Your closest mates are vinyl too.

Re-using needles isn't as bad as it was on the streets.

ermm?

Post by **lynt** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:50 pm

crinklez wrote:Your closest mates are vinyl too.

Gold!

aspekt · Post by **aspekt** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:54 pm

diamonds are your best friend?
being into vinyl isn't considered kinky
being round is a good thing
it's ok to be two faced

Amick · Post by **Amick** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:24 am

lynt wrote:
Box Cutter - Brood / Sunshine (Hot Flush)
Brand spanking new on the everfine Hotflush recordings imprint. "Brood" is punctured with resounding bass and skittering breaks, somewhere between early nineties Earthbeat records and the future incarnations of this thing called dubstep

Search & Destroy - Espionage (Destructive)
Espionage is an epic, futuristic stomper of a track. Angry synth stabs and a warped, twisted bass slither and slides between hard hitting beats. This one's been smashing up radio stations and dancefloors for a few months now, getting airplay on Radio 1

:drool:
ooo yeah baby...

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:18 am

lynt wrote:
Diverted - Addicted (Vlad Remix) (Sokolov)
Diverted keep up the pressure with brand new single 'addicted' on Vlad from Breakneck's exciting Sokolov sounds imprint, hot on the heels of recent monster TCR release 'Tholid' and following on from corking releases from Vlad + Ardisson/Smithmonger ....

Lovin this track, absolute killer.

16) You regular get lovingly rubbed and placed in a nice box

Post by **lynt** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:56 am

17) You're 12 inches and black.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:58 am

lynt wrote:17) You're 12 inches and black.

LOL

umm. I'm sturggling a bit

13) when you get played its a good thing <lame?>

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:01 am

lynt wrote:17) You're 12 inches and black.

17a) You're 12 inches, black, hard and ribbed

Post by **lynt** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:06 am

stovequeen wrote:
lynt wrote:17) You're 12 inches and black.
17a) You're 12 inches, black, hard and ribbed

17b) You're 12 inches, black, hard, ribbed and play music

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:13 am

lynt wrote:
stovequeen wrote:
lynt wrote:17) You're 12 inches and black.
17a) You're 12 inches, black, hard and ribbed
17b) You're 12 inches, black, hard, ribbed and play music

18) some of your friends are only 7 inches

Riz-One · Post by **Riz-One** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:10 pm

when you're 45 you're still kickin it

Riz-One · Post by **Riz-One** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:11 pm

lynt wrote:
stovequeen wrote:
lynt wrote:17) You're 12 inches and black.
17a) You're 12 inches, black, hard and ribbed
17b) You're 12 inches, black, hard, ribbed and play music

haha nice

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:30 pm

lynt wrote:
stovequeen wrote:
lynt wrote:17) You're 12 inches and black.
17a) You're 12 inches, black, hard and ribbed
17b) You're 12 inches, black, hard, ribbed and play music

17c) You're 12 inches, black, hard, ribbed, play music... and a good clean record keeps going till the end.

betson · Post by **betson** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:53 pm

scratches don't hurt

SoulWhiteMan · Post by **SoulWhiteMan** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:59 pm

after you're dropped, instead of feeling blue, there's a good chance sweated up hotties will put their hands in the air and scream

great_magnet · Post by **great_magnet** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:09 pm

19) Every experience with a needle is a good one

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:16 pm

great_magnet wrote:19) Every experience with a needle is a good one

trust magnet to come through with the goods

Post by **system** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:26 pm

21] You're a looooooong player.

mr lob · Post by **mr lob** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:50 pm

always in plastic, sound warm and fantastic, cardboard cover, shake your rumpa...

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:39 am

5 Reasons why being a record is NOT GOOD :

1. Someones constantly shooting up ur grooves with Needles.
2. Carelessness in hot sun results in DEATH!
3. When a gig ariives u are crammed with about 60-80 others in a tiny bag/box
4. Someone can label u wrong.
5. When someone thinks they are DJ Craze and scratches the FUK outta u it hurts.

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:52 am

6. you'll probably see out your days locked in some geek's basement.

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:56 am

7. Sometimes u can be teased in and not fully played out.
8. Hurts like hell when andy C DOUBLE DROPS you against another record.

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:08 am

Fents wrote:7. Sometimes u can be teased in and not fully played out.
8. Hurts like hell when andy C DOUBLE DROPS you against another record.

9. You can be left naked, lying on the floor, feeling used and dirty.

10. Your always having a small metal spindle forced in your hole.

Post by **lynt** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:33 pm

factory worker wrote:
Fents wrote:7. Sometimes u can be teased in and not fully played out.
8. Hurts like hell when andy C DOUBLE DROPS you against another record.
9. You can be left naked, lying on the floor, feeling used and dirty.

10. Your always having a small metal spindle forced in your hole.

Why does that appeal as good things to me..

Fents · Post by **Fents** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:59 pm

lynt wrote:
factory worker wrote:
Fents wrote:7. Sometimes u can be teased in and not fully played out.
8. Hurts like hell when andy C DOUBLE DROPS you against another record.
9. You can be left naked, lying on the floor, feeling used and dirty.

10. Your always having a small metal spindle forced in your hole.

Why does that appeal as good things to me..

Were u ever teased as a kid in school? Or do u just like metal poles in ur holes?

Its cause ur weird mate...its ok...

Riz-One · Post by **Riz-One** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:21 pm

lol the spindle hahah

sometimes you're a little bit loose for the spindle and dont get any enjoyment out of it.

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:28 pm

crinklez wrote:lol the spindle hahah

sometimes you're a little bit loose for the spindle and dont get any enjoyment out of it.

and sometimes you are too darn tight ..

Melbourne Beats

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