Gripe thread

stovequeen · Post by **stovequeen** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:04 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:dunno what sort we have, a priority one anyway.

"he already got 2 calls"

me bollox.

soon as the hardware rocks up in gunna change the fucking thing meself.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:05 pm

That sucks Hughbert.

BTW, how the fuck do you have 7000+ posts? Dodgy tinkering methinks...

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:11 pm

GOD DAMN MFSOB REAL ESTATE AGENTS

For christs sake is there any profession on EARTH with any less integrity and any more complete lack of any quality that you would consider standard to being a human being.

I have NEVER had a good encounter with a real estate agent. They are all complete miserable piles of vomit, although thats probably unfair to vomit.

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:23 pm

mrj wrote:GOD DAMN MFSOB REAL ESTATE AGENTS

For christs sake is there any profession on EARTH with any less integrity and any more complete lack of any quality that you would consider standard to being a human being.

I have NEVER had a good encounter with a real estate agent. They are all complete miserable piles of vomit, although thats probably unfair to vomit.

:script: x billion

10.15 · Post by **10.15** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:24 pm

mrj wrote:GOD DAMN MFSOB REAL ESTATE AGENTS

For christs sake is there any profession on EARTH with any less integrity and any more complete lack of any quality that you would consider standard to being a human being.

I have NEVER had a good encounter with a real estate agent. They are all complete miserable piles of vomit, although thats probably unfair to vomit.

Rant of the day. Brilliant. And true.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:38 pm

fucken script MRJ. I've had some shocking shonkyness with Real Estate agents. Bring it up as a conversation starter next time I meet you, might save some of that awkward 'I know you from the internet but that dosent translate into the real world as quickly as I would like' moments.

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:50 pm

i had this old cunt from across the road come over and tell me that he hates my dog because he barks all day and all night.

Firstly, he only barks during the day when he is out the front of my house. I only put him out the fron for a few hours a day when i'm at home which is at best 2 days week.

Secondly, he sleeps inside out the front of my room so he couldn't bark all night.

Thirdly, this old fuck lives across the road. i live on a main road, so surly he couldn't hear that much barking from inside his house.

I told him that he had to deal with it. I was polite but fuck he is a dog (and a small white fully one at that) so he is going to bark a bit.

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:52 pm

kronz wrote:i had this old cunt from across the road come over and tell me that he hates my dog because he barks all day and all night.

Firstly, he only barks during the day when he is out the front of my house. I only put him out the fron for a few hours a day when i'm at home which is at best 2 days week.

Secondly, he sleeps inside out the front of my room so he couldn't bark all night.

Thirdly, this old fuck lives across the road. i live on a main road, so surly he couldn't hear that much barking from inside his house.

I told him that he had to deal with it. I was polite but fuck he is a dog (and a small white fully one at that) so he is going to bark a bit.

Where is the dog on the 5 days when you aren't home?

Shadowgames · Post by **Shadowgames** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:26 pm

helicopters during a recording session.

man. what a pain

Rob M · Post by **Rob M** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:56 am

Shadowgames wrote:helicopters during a recording session.

man. what a pain

police in 'ellicopter!!!

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:37 am

Hardy wrote:
kronz wrote:i had this old cunt from across the road come over and tell me that he hates my dog because he barks all day and all night.

Firstly, he only barks during the day when he is out the front of my house. I only put him out the fron for a few hours a day when i'm at home which is at best 2 days week.

Secondly, he sleeps inside out the front of my room so he couldn't bark all night.

Thirdly, this old fuck lives across the road. i live on a main road, so surly he couldn't hear that much barking from inside his house.

I told him that he had to deal with it. I was polite but fuck he is a dog (and a small white fully one at that) so he is going to bark a bit.
Where is the dog on the 5 days when you aren't home?

In the back yard. He only barks when he is out the front because he doesn't like people sitting at the bus stop out the front of my house.

Everyone in my house is of the opinion the old man can go fuck himself.

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:05 am

Attack of the snoozes

Sfa to do at work today, the boss is out and I forgot to bring my cds. All I have to do is read my book and wait for the phone to ring

It's making me sleepy

Some may not consider this a gripe, but I'd rather be busy. I have no windows, no noise, no company=zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:26 am

My brain weighs ten kilograms and it's hurting my head

I am aching all over, especially my back

Need massage of the hardest, nastiest variety

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:48 am

feelin like arse.

LÃ³s Kasinoâ€” · Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:43 pm

new DVD jammed in my xbox !!!! wont eject ...grrrr !!!

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:50 pm

after waiting around for 2 1/5 hours for parts and HP tech to rock up. i get a call from HP tech saying that the parts were delivered to some place in spencer st and that it will take another hour or so to get more parts to me.

fuck that. all that waiting for nothing. wish i got paid overtime.

oh well. i got a few of those paper mechs built. haha.

Post by **lynt** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:05 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:oh well. i got a few of those paper mechs built. haha.

I sos needs a colour printer, 1950's robots don't cut it!

Kilgore_Trout · Post by **Kilgore_Trout** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:11 pm

KMart's giving tree and the like:

WTF?! This HUGE, multi-billion dollar global corporate empire is prompting punters to fork over their hard-earned wages for their charity. Not that I'm opposed to charities, but KMart could provide a thousand times as much if they donated just 1% of THEIR profits. Hell, they could even start by paying employees a little more, or not using sweatshops for KMart produce. It strikes me as one of THE most cynical marketing exercises ever, especially when one considers that the trees are located at KMart stores and the whole thing is thus REALLY a blatant attempt to boost sales and squeeze a some cash out of those who may wish to express a little of the "true spirit" of Christmas (ie goodwill to fellow humans etc.)

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:22 pm

lynt wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:oh well. i got a few of those paper mechs built. haha.
I sos needs a colour printer, 1950's robots don't cut it!

they look freaking dope!

ive printed them out on heavy card on our fuji xerox 1250's.

mad quality.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:28 pm

Kilgore_Trout wrote:KMart's giving tree and the like:

WTF?! This HUGE, multi-billion dollar global corporate empire is prompting punters to fork over their hard-earned wages for their charity. Not that I'm opposed to charities, but KMart could provide a thousand times as much if they donated just 1% of THEIR profits. Hell, they could even start by paying employees a little more, or not using sweatshops for KMart produce. It strikes me as one of THE most cynical marketing exercises ever, especially when one considers that the trees are located at KMart stores and the whole thing is thus REALLY a blatant attempt to boost sales and squeeze a some cash out of those who may wish to express a little of the "true spirit" of Christmas (ie goodwill to fellow humans etc.)

yeah, good point, and I agree. unfortunately firms are profit maximising and hypocrisy is the rule, not the exception.

we cannot expect firms to have a social conscience because they are the vehicle for capitalism and capitalism is evil.

instead, we as a community can just do what we can, and if that means forking over some of our earnings to help the less fortunate and redistribute wealth a little more evenly across socitety whilst perhaps providing some underprivledged kid with a glimmer of happiness, then I guess its a hypocrisy that I am willing to tolerate.

Ani · Post by **Ani** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:28 pm

Kilgore_Trout wrote:KMart's giving tree and the like:

WTF?! This HUGE, multi-billion dollar global corporate empire is prompting punters to fork over their hard-earned wages for their charity. Not that I'm opposed to charities, but KMart could provide a thousand times as much if they donated just 1% of THEIR profits. Hell, they could even start by paying employees a little more, or not using sweatshops for KMart produce. It strikes me as one of THE most cynical marketing exercises ever, especially when one considers that the trees are located at KMart stores and the whole thing is thus REALLY a blatant attempt to boost sales and squeeze a some cash out of those who may wish to express a little of the "true spirit" of Christmas (ie goodwill to fellow humans etc.)

I thought this was going to be some reference to terrorism forcing stores to decide not to have giving trees. Except for KMart of course.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:58 pm

omfg. rabbit has chewed thru the cables connecting my dvd player to my tv.

I'm having stew tonight, anybody wants to come around I've got enough to feed 3.

Kilgore_Trout · Post by **Kilgore_Trout** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:01 pm

mrj wrote:we cannot expect firms to have a social conscience because they are the vehicle for capitalism and capitalism is evil.

instead, we as a community can just do what we can, and if that means forking over some of our earnings to help the less fortunate and redistribute wealth a little more evenly across socitety whilst perhaps providing some underprivledged kid with a glimmer of happiness, then I guess its a hypocrisy that I am willing to tolerate.

Yeah, but it not only means giving to an evil company that is using YOUR selflessness for self-promotion/tax writeoffs, but is also potentially taking from legitimate charities that do what they do all year round for the love of humanity (oh yeah, and to force their religion on the vulnerable )

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:02 pm

mecka wrote:omfg. rabbit has chewed thru the cables connecting my dvd player to my tv.

I'm having stew tonight, anybody wants to come around I've got enough to feed 3.

Welcome to my world mecka.. you have to put all the leads up outta the way. Mine went through about 5 mobile phone chargers and several TV, video and stereo leads before we got onto the plastic plumbing pipe idea..

don't eat the bunny!

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:04 pm

I've got cable housing lying around here. I totally forgot! tanks gnat

and no, i'm not eating the bunny. it looked at me and yawned. bunnies never yawn. so cute.

lilstormer · Post by **lilstormer** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:08 pm

mecka wrote:omfg. rabbit has chewed thru the cables connecting my dvd player to my tv.

I'm having stew tonight, anybody wants to come around I've got enough to feed 3.

Just in case you need a help with the cooking...

bunny boiler wrote:Rabbit Stew
2kg (4lb) Rabbit, jointed
285ml (Â½ pint) Chicken Stock
140ml (Â¼ pint) White Wine
2 tbsp Seasoned Flour
55g (2oz) Butter
1 Garlic Clove
1 Bouquet Garni
2 tbsp Double Cream
1 tbsp Parsley
2 tsp Cornflour
2 tsp Tomato PurÃ©e
Parsley
Salt and Pepper

Coat the rabbit joints in seasoned flour and fry in butter in a flameproof casserole, browning on all sides.
Add the stock, wine and tomato purÃ©e, bring to the boil.
Add the bouquet garni, crushed garlic and season to taste.
Reduce the heat and cook gently for 1Â½ - 2 hours or until the rabbit is tender.
Transfer the rabbit to a serving dish, keep warm.
Transfer the sauce to a saucepan, removing the bouquet garni
Mix the cream and cornflour together, and stir into the sauce until thickened.
Pour sauce over rabbit and garnish with parsley.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:09 pm

ta for the recipe stormer... but i'll substitute chicken for rabbit.

this time.

next time it won't be so lucky.

Realm Korrupt · Post by **Realm Korrupt** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:11 pm

^^Aw ya big softie

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:12 pm

shhh... too many personal secrets being released on the net today.

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:19 pm

no decent air conditioning in this shitty place making me oh so sleepy.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:38 pm

mecka wrote:

I've got cable housing lying around here. I totally forgot! tanks gnat

and no, i'm not eating the bunny. it looked at me and yawned. bunnies never yawn. so cute.

bunnies do yawn- all the time. they do the stretch and yawn like us. very cute. keep watching and you'll see.

p.s your bunny is female yes? the girls are the worst. my boy one never does anything wrong. he couldn't for the effort.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:44 pm

gnat wrote:
mecka wrote:

I've got cable housing lying around here. I totally forgot! tanks gnat

and no, i'm not eating the bunny. it looked at me and yawned. bunnies never yawn. so cute.
bunnies do yawn- all the time. they do the stretch and yawn like us. very cute. keep watching and you'll see.

p.s your bunny is female yes? the girls are the worst. my boy one never does anything wrong. he couldn't for the effort.

yeah bunnies yawn, they have also been know to suddenly start performing modern interpretations of Oscar Wilde works, such as
- The importance of being ghetto!
- Who's ya Daddy?

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:51 pm

gnat wrote:
mecka wrote:

I've got cable housing lying around here. I totally forgot! tanks gnat

and no, i'm not eating the bunny. it looked at me and yawned. bunnies never yawn. so cute.
bunnies do yawn- all the time. they do the stretch and yawn like us. very cute. keep watching and you'll see.

p.s your bunny is female yes? the girls are the worst. my boy one never does anything wrong. he couldn't for the effort.

Can i come play your bunnies please Gnatty?

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:52 pm

Mine read Umberto Eco mrj

and yes, Liz, you are welcome anytime..

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:54 pm

gnat wrote:Mine read Umberto Eco mrj

and yes, Liz, you are welcome anytime..

YAY!!! Cheers Gnatty

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:06 pm

why is it whenever I go to the supermarket and attempt to by aluminium foil that for some reason I always buy gladwrap by accident?

I reckon that it morphs in the bag on the way home.

This is a serious problem. There have been times when I have made a complete conscious effort to make sure that I buy aluminium foil AND NOT gladwrap, and yet when I get home there it is, Gladwrap in the shopping bag.

Its been going on forever as well, I currently have enough gladwrap in my house to take care of Laura Palmer like 100 times over.

Zerotonine · Post by **Zerotonine** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:10 pm

Grr...not being invited to my girl's "girl only poker night". They just don't want me to play cause I'll whoop all their arses

. But still, I wanna play! I feel left out...

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:16 pm

gripe: i finished my pez

i also feel kinda sick from said pez. but it was fun....

R.I.P Spidey pez

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:19 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:
lynt wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:oh well. i got a few of those paper mechs built. haha.
I sos needs a colour printer, 1950's robots don't cut it!
they look freaking dope!

ive printed them out on heavy card on our fuji xerox 1250's.

mad quality.

Pics

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 · Post by **Ag3nT[]0raNg3** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:22 pm

they at c's house.

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:29 pm

Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:they at c's house.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:30 pm

Zerotonine wrote:Grr...not being invited to my girl's "girl only poker night". They just don't want me to play cause I'll whoop all their arses . But still, I wanna play! I feel left out...

thats alright mate, I'll get ya a barbie doll for christmas.

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:33 pm

Ohh, Ohh - get him the new 'Raver Barbie' - with real shuffling action & Phat pants that acctually light-up, accesories include - whistle, Neopets to attach to phaties, lollipops, torniquet....

Will · Post by **Will** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:37 pm

Fi's too far away to give birthday hugs.

Post by **lynt** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:43 pm

Hot, wearing jeans.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:44 pm

^^^ wash day, nothing clean

Post by **breaksRbest** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:36 pm

gripe: rude farken n00bs.

I was so tempted to send the whingeing khunt an XS ladies shirt after I'd wiped my ass on it.

quick · Post by **quick** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:39 pm

breaksRbest wrote:gripe: rude farken n00bs.

I was so tempted to send the whingeing khunt an XS ladies shirt after I'd wiped my ass on it.

He may enjoy that more...

ADD_Boy · Post by **ADD_Boy** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:46 pm

quick wrote:
breaksRbest wrote:gripe: rude farken n00bs.

I was so tempted to send the whingeing khunt an XS ladies shirt after I'd wiped my ass on it.

He may enjoy that more...

Big time!!!

I saw that this morning and thought . Ok. Some one's taking the piss... ?

WTF was that all about ! ?

Is it not 100% obvious that mb.c is a bunch of the most friendliest peeps around... ?

RUDE !!

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:19 pm

Lizkins wrote:
gnat wrote:
mecka wrote:

I've got cable housing lying around here. I totally forgot! tanks gnat

and no, i'm not eating the bunny. it looked at me and yawned. bunnies never yawn. so cute.
bunnies do yawn- all the time. they do the stretch and yawn like us. very cute. keep watching and you'll see.

p.s your bunny is female yes? the girls are the worst. my boy one never does anything wrong. he couldn't for the effort.
Can i come play your bunnies please Gnatty?

OOH!!! AND ME TOO!!!!