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Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:27 pm

Focus · Post by **Focus** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:55 pm

This place is alright, bar tender gave me a free beer when i was there. Not too loud, just a chill joint.

mr lob · Post by **mr lob** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:18 am

go Lindemon!!

gonna be hard to book you for weedhopper now that you are blowing up all over the shop...

go get em boy

Blades · Post by **Blades** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:24 am

Free beer is always better!

kemicalsista · Post by **kemicalsista** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:26 pm

this is my boyfriends bar, so i will shout any melbourne beaters there a free one if you come and say hi to me!!!!!

will be a well wikkid night

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:06 pm

Free beer - the king of all things promo

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:44 pm

mr lob wrote:go Lindemon!!

gonna be hard to book you for weedhopper now that you are blowing up all over the shop...

go get em boy

Cheers Lob, but I'll always be down 4 Weedhopper when you'll have me, That place hold's a special spot in my heart....

(Awww...)

Hmmnn... No new tunes this week cause my housemate still owes me rent $$ from the start of the month..... GDMFSOB
& I haven't been able to practice, due to 1 of my turntables being tied up @ (s) um bar....

Keen to do an all - aussie set early on of smokin Hip-hop jams & Blunted Jazz breaks.... Except I wont be smokin... cause I'm recovering from the flu.

Come down & Have a tall glass of OJ with me..

OJ... haha!

mr lob · Post by **mr lob** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:46 am

an all - aussie set early on of smokin Hip-hop jams & Blunted Jazz breaks

you scaring me now Lindemon

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:05 pm

mr lob wrote:an all - aussie set early on of smokin Hip-hop jams & Blunted Jazz breaks

you scaring me now Lindemon

Why is that scary?
I got some dope exclusives from mates all over the shop,
is it cause it's not funk..?

I thought you knew, Mr Lob, there's not alot of styles that i won't play, given the chance.... that's a vital ingredient to the essence of Lindependance...

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:08 pm

Mod Edit: Superfluous characters in Krispy's head..

mr lob · Post by **mr lob** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:25 pm

Lindemon wrote:
mr lob wrote:an all - aussie set early on of smokin Hip-hop jams & Blunted Jazz breaks

you scaring me now Lindemon

Why is that scary?
I got some dope exclusives from mates all over the shop,
is it cause it's not funk..?

I thought you knew, Mr Lob, there's not alot of styles that i won't play, given the chance.... that's a vital ingredient to the essence of Lindependance...

not

only joking Lindemon! love your style...

Focus · Post by **Focus** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:59 pm

kemicalsista wrote:this is my boyfriends bar, so i will shout any melbourne beaters there a free one if you come and say hi to me!!!!!

will be a well wikkid night

Yeah you said you'd buy me a jug last time...

And you didn't

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:46 pm

Focus wrote:
kemicalsista wrote:this is my boyfriends bar, so i will shout any melbourne beaters there a free one if you come and say hi to me!!!!!

will be a well wikkid night
Yeah you said you'd buy me a jug last time...

And you didn't

That has a familiar ring to it....
Remember when I helped you move & your Brother promised me a case of beer for getting that stuff from his work,
& then having to detach the tralier from my car in Flinders Ln. to let cars out of driveways, whilst convincing the 'man' not to give me a ticket cause I'd be gone in seconds, & then having to wrangle a loaded trailer back onto the tow-ball of my car without hitting any of closely parked cars, with a cafe full of wankers staring @ me, whilst hopping on 1 leg & singing the entire H.M.S Pinafore....
Cause it completely slipped my mind.....

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:11 pm

Lindemon wrote:
Mod Edit: Superfluous characters in Krispy's head..

Cheer's Dj likesapienis

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:12 pm

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:50 pm

What's a 'Pienis'? Mr Hawking?

kemicalsista · Post by **kemicalsista** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:48 pm

geez, hate me cause my brother hasn't bought you beer......

i know who you are now focus...... come down with jamie one night and the jug is yours...

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:48 pm

man i got five windows up at a time and im talking to hot bi chicks who are in porno's from the states and cute ones from thailand on myspace.com inbeetween shopin 4 tunes and watchin tv ! i aint got no time 4 spelling mr PEnis man

i gotta go back to school hahahahaha im a fukid spela

kemicalsista · Post by **kemicalsista** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:13 pm

Heard a rumuor that there will be half price drinks at basement breaks on saturday if your lucky enough to have a drink card.......

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:30 am

Basement?

Lindemon gettin his goods out?

Sounds like a top night all round.

kemicalsista · Post by **kemicalsista** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:33 pm

man, i am so amped for this one! we got an mc lined up to give us a few of his toons, and the half price drinks is gonna be mad! altho it never means i spend half the money, just that i get drunk twice as quick! and twice as drunk!

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:28 pm

obliveus wrote:Basement?

Keepin It Underground OB !!!!!!!

BIG UP'S TO ALL WHO CAME SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
AND MADE IT OUR MOST SUCCESFULL BASEMENT PARTY TO DATE!

What a Wicked night we had

. Still recovering from it all My Head HURT's LOL

Much Thanks to lindemon 4 a All ya Help And Superb Set YA C#NT$
tHANK's to Square eYe's 4 comin down and all who played! Everyone went off and so did The crowd.

Hope to see you all again this Saturday night With An Even Bigger And Better line up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:51 pm

Yeah, twas fun.. Thanks to "whoever' broke their headphones jack off in my mixer & wouldn't own up to it...
It took all of 5 seconds to fix but no-one was willing to explain how it happened..? funny that..

This saturday should be interesting.. working 6-6 thru the day & then 7 hours of solid drinking & DJ'ing.. I think I might be a bit wasted by the end...
:advance apologies for drunken shenanigans:

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:27 pm

so am i driving you home again this weekend??????

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:35 pm

IT was THE HOUSE MONKEY THAT SOME ONE MADE PLAY FUKKIN STILL SPEWWIN BOUT THAT BUT MADE US LOOK BETTER WHEN WE CAME BACK ON!!! GOD DAMN MONKEY's

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:35 am

"Damn Dirty Ape..." Hopefully I wont have to cart so much equipment in & I can just catch the train, can't imagine it being easy to park the next few weeks...

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:09 pm

YEAH sounds good in theory! But Will you Be in A stable Enough condition to get back on the train home ! im putting my money on a taxi!!

The Gobble Wealth Gains Hmmmm Drunk Sports fans all over the joint (i think there Expecting Terrorists) LookING TO Be a strange Weekend ahead!!! HOW'S THIS
I Was on the train the other night. on my way out to Red neck county. when no less then 4 plain clothes fake police (train ticket inspectors) harrassed me 4 my ticket that i did have! but while checking my ticket one of these goons shouted to a lady near me "IS THAT YOUR BAG" 'NO" she replied. These Guy's all started to act like it was a possible BOMB.!!! LOL
IT WAS A GOD DAMN SHOPPiNG BAG !!
You know like the Big ass ones you get from fancy clothes stores in the city. The goon then moves the bag with his had. gentle like to see if it had anythink is in side it (im by the way bitting my lip trying not to shout BOMB!!!!! And nearly pissing my self watching these bafoon's ). HE Then Said "OH There's nothing in it.." and they all walk off with me in a fit
LOL ha hah haa ha

Stupid Train goon fake police!!! I swear this really happened. The poor lady nearly had a heart attack thinking there was a bomb on the Train.

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:24 pm

Lindemon wrote: :advance apologies for drunken shenanigans:

ONE GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD!!!

Focus · Post by **Focus** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:49 am

kemicalsista wrote:geez, hate me cause my brother hasn't bought you beer......

i know who you are now focus...... come down with jamie one night and the jug is yours...

I'm just playing i dont really care haha

Yeah maybe, he's backpacking around Europe soon.

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:04 pm

Thanks to all who Showed up & to all that played last saturday night! a totaly wicked night once again. Well last week was such a blast We thought we'd do it all over again This time minus the police interuption's

So i hope ya'll down 4 another dirty dirty Breaks bonaza with Dj's Square eye's & andy Buckshot Back again this week to give us some more New Zealand Style's Plus myself Krispy and Lindepenis Front'in 4 the aussies!!!! Screw the Games just come party !!!!!
BREAK'S / HIP HOP / GRIME & GARAGE

Oh yeah lindsy im Sweet with the deck issue man got it back from repair today

See you there !!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:07 pm

NZ Breaks you say

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:17 pm

hmmm....... over use on the word breaks. thought i'd change word's to get my point accross better!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:59 pm

Nz styles you say?

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:14 am

Yes I Did! Who are you Yoda? G. A. L.
!

anyway Wonderfully wasted breaks fulled weekend gone once again!!! Props to all!! hope to see even more new faces again this week for what seemz to be a every growing night !!!!

bukshot · Post by **bukshot** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:28 am

jbs wrote:Nz styles you say?

why yes I did !!!

You need to come down one night JBS..

Why Thanks Krispy ... Square eyes and myself both love playin here ....

It gets messy ....reeeeal messy ....

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:53 am

Apparently, I got abusive & told everyone to 'F*&^ OFF' on saturday night..
Here is my defence...
It was closing time & that was just my way of calling last drinks.
By that time I am pretty drunk & no -one takes me seriously, so I told everyone to 'F$%^' OFF'
Now, what I meant by "F$%^ OFF" is actually better conveyed in the following sentence
"Good evening, Ladies & Gentlemen, It pains me to say, but the time has come for the cease of trading of these premises, so if you would kindly finish your drinks & depart in an orderly fashion, we would be most delighted to see you again sometime, hopefully soon. But, until then, have a safe journey home, Bon Voyage & may all your eggs hatch to become robots.."

However, after a few drinks, my eloquence with words is some what diminished, to a few stock standard phrases such as "F$%^ OFF", "YA C@#TS" & "OI BITCH"

Whilst no offence is ever intended, it is , however, often inevitable...
If I dont say something offensive, I do something offensive..
That's just me, but I'm a good natured lad, really. I just like to see peoples faces when they've been offended.

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:24 pm

lol i remeber being out the back room with me julie then hearing quite a few "shows over FU#K OFF" then realizen it was your drunk ass shouting it i could not stop pissing my self laughing props to lindsy 4 the showing the rest of us how exactly one goes about emptying a bar at 5 aclock in morning. i realized putting you on till close was a risky monuver because i figured the longer you gotta wait to play the more drunk your ass will be therefore you would play better and better till you passed out on the floor witch to my suprize never happened this weekend wow must really be becoming a seasoned DJ ha ha ha lol P.S.
i know one off your house mate's is a fag

he he

& to both andyz and mark! cheer's you boys are welcome down to play anytime just buzz me during the week to orginize it!! if you got any other ideas too would love to hear them YOU GUYZ ROCK

Thanks to everyone who helps me put eveything together Especially ERIN who goes out of her way each and every week to make sure the thing's get done that i either forget or can't get to CHEER's A MILLION M8

PLUS MONDAY NIGHT'S FROM 5pm @ UMBAR IS NOW OPEN DECK NIGHT EMAIL ME or CALL THE BAR TO BOOK A time SLOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:49 pm

What's with that sig? eh....
Sure, I know it's from 'Borat in USA', but don't you think it sends the wrong message for the night?
especially considering we are in the red light district....

^ you, after a hard night of 'fulfilling' the promise in your sig.

*OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER - Lindemon aka Lindepenis will take no part in so called 'best sex-in-mouth' antics, I just play records, & drink, & swear @ you*

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:00 pm

GOd dammit i try to maintan some sort of respect on this thread and you just took it all away with one sentece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

YOu go to hell you go to hell and Die !!!!!!!

*OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER - Lindemon aka Lindepenis will take part in so called 'best sex-in-mouth' antics, pluss play records, & drink, & swear @ you after giving you the best oarl care going around *

NOTE new sig is less sexual!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call me ya C#NT

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:06 pm

Call me a c@#t...

& what the hell's that supossed to mean?
O'doyle rules...
I dunno who O'Doyle is, but I don't play by his rules...

O'Doyle rules is fo' fool's... w3rd..

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:18 pm

Billy madison starring adam sandler!! You schmuck

RESPECIGNIZE ME....... EVEN IF IT KILL'S YOU

this weekend WE BATTLE TO THE DEATH LAST MAN STANDING >>>>>>>> CAN YOU DIG IT.........................

square_eyes · Post by **square_eyes** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:02 am

Cheers Krispy, just found your thread. Always keen for the basement breaks. Had a top time these last couple:) Stay in touch.

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:04 pm

THIS SATURDAY IS REGRETABLY POSTPONED DUE TO A PRIVATE BOOKING ::(:

Next Sat. we have the effervecent Same'O gracing us with fishing tales & camping adventures....

(don't ask, I don't even understand what that means..)

same o · Post by **same o** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:32 pm

neither do i, but i will bring some breaks

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:22 am

sAme'0 wrote:neither do i, but i will bring some breaks

Wiggles CD's dont count, Petey!

same o · Post by **same o** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:24 am

ob1 how u know bout the cd

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:28 am

sAme'0 wrote:ob1 how u know bout the cd

I got kids remember. You left one of your doubles over here the last time you came over to play in our jungle gym.

Krispy · Post by **Krispy** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:27 pm

BANNED STONNERS MISTAKE

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:52 pm

That's next week dude, & I hear there is a better proposition than GP, Tayo & Nosia or Hilltops on that night...

3 words....

FOR FUNK'S SAKE

Details soon.....

Lindemon · Post by **Lindemon** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:29 pm

OPEN DECKS TONIGHT @ UMBAR...

If no-one shows up to play, Krispy & I will be busted a totally improvised LIVE set on drum machine, sampler, keyboard, effects & decks..

anything could happen...