THE QUOTE THREAD

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:48 pm

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:53 pm

sharon stone (at a press conference in israel): i was asked to come here, and i came in my faith...

jon stewart: i just gonna hope she doesn't have a lisp.

DBoy · Post by **DBoy** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:34 pm

I like the idea of people running for office. There's a positive effect when you run for office. Maybe some will run for office and say, vote for me, I look forward to blowing up America. I don't know, I don't know if that will be their platform or not. But it's -- I don't think so. I think people who generally run for office say, vote for me, I'm looking forward to fixing your potholes, or making sure you got bread on the table." —George W. Bush, on elections in the Middle East,

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:36 pm

DBoy wrote:I like the idea of people running for office. There's a positive effect when you run for office. Maybe some will run for office and say, vote for me, I look forward to blowing up America. I don't know, I don't know if that will be their platform or not. But it's -- I don't think so. I think people who generally run for office say, vote for me, I'm looking forward to fixing your potholes, or making sure you got bread on the table." —George W. Bush, on elections in the Middle East,

:cringe:

Kilgore_Trout · Post by **Kilgore_Trout** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:54 pm

"Stupid fucking white man"
- Nobody

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:04 pm

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuk uY. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

Post by **lynt** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:10 pm

mrj wrote:Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

That's a pretty heavy moment in the flick, still unsure about it's context in regards to Ed's character, maybe the hardships not defined enough...

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:22 pm

That part of the movie blew me away completley. I remember sitting in the cinema and just thinking to myself "this movie is fucking awesome".

I see your point though, I'm missing where the motivation is coming from. Of course I completley missed the point of the very end of the film (i.e. alternate life bizzo) and had to have someone explain it to me.

I'm always complaining about directors smacking audiences over the head with obvious metaphors or the like, but I guess I should often keep my mouth shut cos when they don't make it obvious I tend to miss it completley.

I mean, I thought animal farm was just the dark sequel to charlottes web!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:33 pm

fooishbar wrote:
lucas wrote:Oh, I love mutt.

Heh.

It is pretty cool though.

Although I typeset in LaTeX if given a choice, so I may not count

Post by **system** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:40 pm

jbs wrote:
fooishbar wrote:
lucas wrote:Oh, I love mutt.
Heh.

It is pretty cool though.

Although I typeset in LaTeX if given a choice, so I may not count

read this if you get time, jbs - Printing a Book With CSS: Boom!.

CSS3, baby!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:57 pm

system wrote:
jbs wrote:
fooishbar wrote:
Heh.

It is pretty cool though.

Although I typeset in LaTeX if given a choice, so I may not count

read this if you get time, jbs - Printing a Book With CSS: Boom!.

CSS3, baby!

Thats pretty cool. Actually very cool!

Scholtzy · Post by **Scholtzy** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:59 pm

Dad

If god meant us to only eat vegetables, why did he make cows

Post by **system** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:15 pm

jbs wrote:
system wrote:
jbs wrote: Heh.

It is pretty cool though.

Although I typeset in LaTeX if given a choice, so I may not count

read this if you get time, jbs - Printing a Book With CSS: Boom!.

CSS3, baby!
Thats pretty cool. Actually very cool!

yeah, Prince is good. I've used it to output a site I did for Lend Lease as a PDF recently. did a cracking good job!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:26 pm

You know Darryl, in the comparatively short time that I've known you, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality, and even discovered a few new ones. You're physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

(Have I already done this one?? It's a favourite

)

killeye · Post by **killeye** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:25 pm

After last night's opening ceremony, this is stuck in my head:

"wish I'd known what you were looking for, might have known what you would find"

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:11 am

system wrote:
jbs wrote:
system wrote:

read this if you get time, jbs - Printing a Book With CSS: Boom!.

CSS3, baby!
Thats pretty cool. Actually very cool!
yeah, Prince is good. I've used it to output a site I did for Lend Lease as a PDF recently. did a cracking good job!

Might have to move the CV over to this.

Post by **system** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:37 am

gwarn.

(means you only have to do one version for print and web!)

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:45 am

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man?

Post by **system** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:49 am

The Dude abides, man. The Dude abides.

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:56 am

strong men also cry. stong...men....also...cry.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:16 am

Strong Zandir, strong Xandir...breathe!

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:23 am

Saw a billboard this morning that said something to the effect of:

"People shouldn't be afraid of their Governments - Government's should be afraid of their people."

Awesome!

cha_chaos · Post by **cha_chaos** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:43 pm

Saw a billboard this morning that said something to the effect of:

"People shouldn't be afraid of their Governments - Government's should be afraid of their people."

Awesome!

yeah thats an ad for "V for Vandetta" smooth

"Either lead me, Follow me, or get the fuck out of my way"

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:42 am

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder

Been watchin this tonight, looooove Anchorman...gold

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:48 pm

Lauren wrote:Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder

Been watchin this tonight, looooove Anchorman...gold

Where did you get that hand grenade???
I DON'T KNOW!

Classic call Lauren

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:28 pm

The Mixtress wrote:
Lauren wrote:Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder

Been watchin this tonight, looooove Anchorman...gold
Where did you get that hand grenade???
I DON'T KNOW!

Classic call Lauren

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT?!!!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:36 pm

paranoid edge · Post by **paranoid edge** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:52 pm

"If I didn't think I was pregnent and that fall didn't help me outa a real jam, I would kick your ass"

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:26 pm

^^YAY Foxxy Love^^

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:59 pm

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination, because to me it's a great example of a totalitarian government's ability to manage information and thus keep us in the dark anyway they deem...

sorry, wrong meeting. That's the meeting we're having tomorrow at the docks.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:17 pm

Dogma....

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:50 pm

^^a personal favourite^^

You sound like the Morning Star!

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:22 pm

"Can you get me a box of that stuff. You know, used to eat it all the time back in the day. Pussy thats right. I want a box of pussy" – halfbked

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 9:39 pm

Lauren wrote:Dogma....

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
Jay: Dude, not all the time.

Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.

Waking quickly from dream:

"Peter, I swear I didn't come in you"

paranoid edge · Post by **paranoid edge** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:12 pm

They got a face like someone try'd to put out a bushfire with a screwdriver

cammo · Post by **cammo** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:04 am

Spherix wrote:dean g: kammo every time i go to you house theres some english comedy on telly

kammo : yeah i got grime vids on at the mo

BAHAHA bare laffs
quote of the year so far, imo

strategem · Post by **strategem** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:27 pm

The Mixtress wrote:I love talking about the Kennedy assassination, because to me it's a great example of a totalitarian government's ability to manage information and thus keep us in the dark anyway they deem...

sorry, wrong meeting. That's the meeting we're having tomorrow at the docks.

"... and they have left it exactly as it was at the time of the Kennedy assisination, Oswald is nowhere to be seen"

strategem · Post by **strategem** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:44 pm

rather drunk friend of mine, putting down the house wine in

-
"that....tates like I've been punched in the cunt"

right up till that point I had thought she was the classiest chick I knew. that comment, followed later with "god, I'm sweating like a rapist" quickly changed my mind

mrj · Post by **mrj** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:52 pm

obviously your'e not a golfer

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:57 pm

Lauren wrote:"Can you get me a box of that stuff. You know, used to eat it all the time back in the day. Pussy thats right. I want a box of pussy" – halfbked

LOVE Half Baked!!!!!!

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:36 pm

strategem wrote:rather drunk friend of mine, putting down the house wine in -
"that....tates like I've been punched in the cunt"

right up till that point I had thought she was the classiest chick I knew. that comment, followed later with "god, I'm sweating like a rapist" quickly changed my mind

Fantastic. I think I'd like this girly friend of yours. I was taught a fabulous alternative word from tampons from a similar friend...

pussy bullets

Used in a sentence: Need to pop down to the 7-11 for some pussy bullets. Riding the cotton camel you know

strategem · Post by **strategem** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:39 pm

The Mixtress wrote: Fantastic. I think I'd like this girly friend of yours. I was taught a fabulous alternative word from tampons from a similar friend...

pussy bullets

Used in a sentence: Need to pop down to the 7-11 for some pussy bullets. Riding the cotton camel you know

the.....cotton....camel......?

Terry Tate · Post by **Terry Tate** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:07 pm

these were too good not to post

Girl #1: Oh my god! I just heard that Katie Holmes had her baby! Katie Holmes had her baby, everyone!
Girl #2: Xenu commands you to shut the fuck up while I'm on the phone with my dealer.

--6th Avenue & West 4th Street

Guy: There is this guy who says that men and women are from different planets.
Girl: Oh, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. It's just a metaphor.
Guy: Oh, right. They came on meteors.

--L train

and my fav -

Guy #1: I love her so much...I won't even jack off to her.
Guy #2: I guess I don't love her as much as you do.

--Broadway & Thames

yes im obsessed with overheardinnewyork.com

menace · Post by **menace** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:32 am

your choice 'was' to be here.....thats why its so hard and you hate
it....you have to learn to work with it...you didn't know this, and
thats why you chose....to be here

from a wise friend .

quick · Post by **quick** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:36 am

menace wrote:
your choice 'was' to be here.....thats why its so hard and you hate
it....you have to learn to work with it...you didn't know this, and
thats why you chose....to be here
from a wise friend .

yep, nice one...

Sustain · Post by **Sustain** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:21 pm

"it's not like she slept around or anything... she just dressed like a slut"

-black cat last thursday

spazz · Post by **spazz** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:12 pm

I tell you what this reading this page made me laugh lots!!!!

No quote just appreciation, cause nobody has made me laugh on MB for a while, Hardy is being a soft cock!!

Actually no I will contribute, Oscar Wilde has some very awesome quotes, so here is one:

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilisation in between"

True, true...

paranoid edge · Post by **paranoid edge** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:48 pm

"I feel unusual, perhaps I should go outside..."
Richard E Grant from Withnail & I

Post by **lynt** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:50 pm

Mr. Viddy from Flickr wrote:Sorry, I am an American and I sometimes forget that there are other countries in the world.

Gold.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:55 pm

My Dad....
Gets up for work in the morning, while me and my little brother are watching telly (I was about 11) and says...

"Boys, I'm so happy today, that I had a a cock and a cunt I'd fuck myself!"