Beautiful people are 100% Garaunteed if you take out the 100% Booth package. Below is a photo from our Prospectus, which system should've already given you a copy of which shows the calibre of punter who chooseour Booth Package.keenie wrote: dear brb,
i am just writing to enquire about the 100% booth package. can you guarantee i will be sat next to a beautiful person?
Mal Function has advised us to add a 'random' clause into the contract (well, it is The Espy). This means that the ratio of beautiful people, at any given point, may vary due to unforseen random 'uglies' trying to 'squat' on your prized, and paid for, time-share allotment.
The Standards Department does not publicly endorse the use of 'pingers'. Sorry, but it's just Standard practice.keenie wrote: and also since it will be necessary to stay put all night does the package include a supplement of those lazy-feel type pingers and perhaps a bottle/vessel to pee in? or would they be extra?
A 4 litre plastic container will be provided to all occupants and a funnel will be made available on request. A cone shaped 'Shee-Wee' will be provided for all Female occupants.