The Big Brother 2006 thread

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu May 18, 2006 9:53 am

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ADD_Boy wrote:
jbs wrote:"Your hwang, it is niiice"
"Can I touch it ??"

It's alright - you can touch!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu May 18, 2006 11:27 am

Okay who is in for a Simpsons style mob bashing of Mikey and Dino? kidding!

but really, they are utter nob heads! Driving me crazy with how MUCH they are nob heads.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Thu May 18, 2006 11:52 am

Lizkins wrote:Okay who is in for a Simpsons style mob bashing of Mikey and Dino? kidding!

but really, they are utter nob heads! Driving me crazy with how MUCH they are nob heads.

Speaking of Simpsons.
Doesn't that Jamie tool-bag speak exactly like the criminal 'Snake' from the Simpsons.

I hate him too.

Can we talk about killing him as well?

Post by **system** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:47 pm

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Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Thu May 18, 2006 2:37 pm

Little Evil wrote:Speaking of Simpsons.
Doesn't that Jamie tool-bag speak exactly like the criminal 'Snake' from the Simpsons.

I hate him too.

Can we talk about killing him as well?

Haha thats it!! I was like trying to.. er like.. figure out like.. who he talks like... like

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:03 pm

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Focus · Post by **Focus** » Fri May 19, 2006 11:29 am

Little Evil wrote:Why would you ever want to hurt anyone because they think a different, yet harmless way to you?

Does Mikey and Dino think in a way that harms you?

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Fri May 19, 2006 12:24 pm

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nic · Post by **nic** » Fri May 19, 2006 3:26 pm

I liked it last night all teh girls cried because they thought and then denied they were fat.

I couldnt work out why they were crying.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Fri May 19, 2006 6:57 pm

Focus wrote:
Little Evil wrote:Why would you ever want to hurt anyone because they think a different, yet harmless way to you?
Does Mikey and Dino think in a way that harms you?

Not really.
But, at the end of the day I'd still like to take to their genitals with hot irons.
I'm not alone there.
El and Lizkins are out for blood too.

I guess they're just an annoyance more than anything else. (Dino/Mikey)
Can't believe how up themselves they are.
Can't believe the mundane people BB has chosen for the house this year.

I'm probably going to egg one of the wankers when they do their obligatory tour of Twister after being evicted.
Actually, maybe an egg is too tame, I'll probably end up throwing a parcel of burning faeces.

Nah, fuck it, why not just burn the place down and be done with it?

I will think on it.

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Sun May 21, 2006 8:47 pm

ooooh Jade... that was hella cringeworthy...

painful to watch

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Sun May 21, 2006 9:31 pm

Gaylan is a stupid stupid man. That is all.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:06 am

elysium wrote:ooooh Jade... that was hella cringeworthy...

painful to watch

oh man she is a nutter!

LE - hell yeah. I was telling my boy about how we are gonna take him down. He seems concerned (possibly with how violent we are), but is all for it

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:18 am

Lizkins wrote:
elysium wrote:ooooh Jade... that was hella cringeworthy...

painful to watch

oh man she is a nutter!

LE - hell yeah. I was telling my boy about how we are gonna take him down. He seems concerned (possibly with how violent we are), but is all for it

A bit of violence never hurt anyone.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:19 am

Little Evil wrote:
Lizkins wrote:
elysium wrote:ooooh Jade... that was hella cringeworthy...

painful to watch

oh man she is a nutter!

LE - hell yeah. I was telling my boy about how we are gonna take him down. He seems concerned (possibly with how violent we are), but is all for it
A bit of violence never hurt anyone.

just Dino and Mikey....

sneaky hands · Post by **sneaky hands** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:51 pm

disappointed anna got booted - shes hot.

i havent been watching much but now i think ill stop altogether. theres just nobody interesting in there this year.

quick · Post by **quick** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:07 pm

sneaky hands wrote:disappointed anna got booted - shes hot.

i havent been watching much but now i think ill stop altogether. theres just nobody interesting in there this year.

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:29 pm

Glad Anna got booted. She had the maturity of a 5 year old.

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:30 pm

elysium wrote:ooooh Jade... that was hella cringeworthy...

painful to watch

She is way too painful to watch.. I had to leave the room!

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:38 pm

Stray wrote:
elysium wrote:ooooh Jade... that was hella cringeworthy...

painful to watch

But now shes the new insider, should be interesting! Make the most isolated girl in group feel even more isolated lol.
I kinda wanted anna to stay, was funny watching her do her nutter!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:57 pm

okay so we all agree Jade is a bit of a tool

sweet, now lets watch he wither in her own "intelligence" on how to deal with being an insider

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Mon May 22, 2006 2:57 pm

I don't know how more of them don't go completely nuts in there... lock me in a house for 4 weeks with a bunch of other people, no privacy and no books or any other mental stimulation besides conversation with than lot and I would be in a corner in the foetal position rocking to and fro and muttering to myself for sure!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:15 pm

i can't belie've i've succumbed to the addiction.

i thought i was above my yerning for shit tv...but alas.

(so glad anna's gone)

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Mon May 22, 2006 3:31 pm

I can never get past my yearning for shit TV wp!

so welcome, come embrace shit with us!

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:09 pm

Adults only is a really huge disappointment this year.

nic · Post by **nic** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:28 pm

yeah, really really weak innit

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:37 pm

yes I can imagine you boys would be disappointed - no-one but Jade and Camilla getting their norgs out. And a disproportionate ratio of shlongs to b00bies.

They are also all quite prudish - which I congratulate them for - but it doesn't make for greatest viewing. Where's a good old tart like Geneva when you need one? I think Jade would be up for it if any of the boys would were interested, which they aren't.

That Gaylan is a horrid, horrid man. And, fittingly, he looks like a pitbull.

I love Katie to bits. I hope she wins.

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Tue May 23, 2006 7:03 pm

elysium wrote:I don't know how more of them don't go completely nuts in there... lock me in a house for 4 weeks with a bunch of other people, no privacy and no books or any other mental stimulation besides conversation with than lot and I would be in a corner in the foetal position rocking to and fro and muttering to myself for sure!

hahaha!

"I burnt Charlie Babbit, I burnt Charlie Babbit"

I hear ya. I would have either gone nuts, or killed someone by now.
Or bashed a wall in to kill Big Bother himself.
I'd definately be fucking with Dino's mind.
And Camilla - oh God, I would make it my mission to destroy that shallow bitches soul.

I haven't watched it for over a week now.
It's lost me totally.
By the sounds of things I haven't missed much?

Bring back Dean and Farmer I say!!

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:28 am

Why does everyone hate Dino?

At least he says what he thinks.

In my book thats worth quite a bit.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:29 am

Its Time to GO - Michael.

And the crowd goes wild cos the biggest tool in Australia is booted out of the BB house

He actually annoys me every time i see him now, so would love him to go. Fuck off you big tool!!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:30 am

jbs wrote:Why does everyone hate Dino?

At least he says what he thinks.

In my book thats worth quite a bit.

cos he is a chauvinistic, homophobic, racist pig. that answer your question?

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:34 am

Maybe I don't watch it enough, never seen evidence of the racist or homophobic bit.

Def. chauvanist.

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:34 am

Yep Katies my fave too. Did ya see at the end of last nights Jade pretending she lost her voice so she cant do the singing insider mission thing? Boot her out now!!!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:42 am

Lizkins wrote:
jbs wrote:Why does everyone hate Dino?

At least he says what he thinks.

In my book thats worth quite a bit.
cos he is a chauvinistic, homophobic, racist pig. that answer your question?

Word missy.

You forgot to mention he has an increbly big mouth, and a lack of smarts to back it up, and an attitude towards minority groups that would have been more appropriate in the dark ages.
If your going to 'talk the talk' then 'walk the walk', Dino, you braindead idiot - or vice versa.
Dino the dick-puppet needs to go. He brings nothing to the house except unexciting adversary.
Can't wait until him and Micheal are evicted, and Rove DESTROYS them the following week.

Party at my house when it all goes down - everyone's invited!

(Except Micheal and Dino

)

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:42 am

jbs wrote:Maybe I don't watch it enough, never seen evidence of the racist or homophobic bit.

Def. chauvanist.

they don't show it, but Dave and the chicky who first got booted out both have commented on Dino making racist and homophobic comments to them.

me personally, the chauvanist part shits me up the wall!!!! Who does he think he is

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:45 am

I would like to meet some of these people in real life.

Would be so interesting to see if they are like the portrayal on TV.

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:48 am

Little Evil wrote:Can't wait until him and Micheal are evicted, and Rove DESTROYS them the following week.

Thats gonna be gold!! He hates Michael witha passion!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:55 am

Carlz wrote:
Little Evil wrote:Can't wait until him and Micheal are evicted, and Rove DESTROYS them the following week.
Thats gonna be gold!! He hates Michael witha passion!

I know, how good is it gonna be?
We do lots of work for Rove enterprises at my work. The filmed a new series with Hamish and Andy in my families business premises here a few weeks ago, and rent lots of props and furniture off us.
I met Rove about 3 days ago, and he's a lovely guy.
Wouldn't want to be on the sharp end of his quick wit though.

Can't wait to see them GO THE FUCK DOWN!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 24, 2006 10:57 am

Little Evil wrote:
Carlz wrote:
Little Evil wrote:Can't wait until him and Micheal are evicted, and Rove DESTROYS them the following week.
Thats gonna be gold!! He hates Michael witha passion!
I know, how good is it gonna be?
We do lots of work for Rove enterprises at my work. The filmed a new series with Hamish and Andy in my families business premises here a few weeks ago, and rent lots of props and furniture off us.
I met Rove about 3 days ago, and he's a lovely guy.
Wouldn't want to be on the sharp end of his quick wit though.

Can't wait to see them GO THE FUCK DOWN!!

hell yeah i am front row seating for that, for sure! Rove taking Michael down is going to be pure gold!!!!

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:04 am

Little Evil wrote:I know, how good is it gonna be?
We do lots of work for Rove enterprises at my work. The filmed a new series with Hamish and Andy in my families business premises here a few weeks ago, and rent lots of props and furniture off us.
I met Rove about 3 days ago, and he's a lovely guy.
Wouldn't want to be on the sharp end of his quick wit though.

Can't wait to see them GO THE FUCK DOWN!!

Thats rad! I love Hamish & Andy. I've seen the studios where they film, same one as neighbours hey. Good old nunawading!
Whats with Michael still thinking he is the insider, hiding cutlery n shit? I guess hes doin a better job of it than jadetho. I think I find her even more annoying if thats possible!

Little Evil · Post by **Little Evil** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:14 am

Mate - wait until you see how funny their new series is.
It's filmed doco style like 'the office' - and is about two dodgey used furniture salesmen that buy mail order brides from Russia.
The catch is that one of the 'brides' accidently turns out to be a man, and he can't go back to Russia because if he does, he has to go do his military service.
So they have to keep him on.

There's this hilarious rivaly between the two salesmen, that is an absolute pisser. Both Hamish and Andy drilled us for info about dodgey salesmen. And it was really funny seeing them talking chairs, etc.

Very clever stuff, and hard to not laugh out loud when they were filming it in the shop.
Looking forward to it big time.

Carlz · Post by **Carlz** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:17 am

Awesome!!

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:42 am

evil you're way to into this my friend.

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:46 am

jbs wrote:Maybe I don't watch it enough, never seen evidence of the racist or homophobic bit.

Def. chauvanist.

exactly... I hear alot from you guys, but don't see alot from him... I think he is one of the better in the house.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:48 am

HIGH FIVE STEVE!

quick · Post by **quick** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:51 am

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:11 pm

quick wrote:
jbs wrote:Maybe I don't watch it enough, never seen evidence of the racist or homophobic bit.

Def. chauvanist.
exactly... I hear alot from you guys, but don't see alot from him... I think he is one of the better in the house.

you hardly watch it