Bestest DJ name?

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:58 pm

Little Evil wrote:There was a guy playing around Melbourne at little gigs about two years ago called 'The Greatest DJ in the World'

That'd be Tim.... funny khunt

he is now called "vibemaster" which doesn't sound that funny, but it is if you know him.

Chestwig is a favourite of mine.
DJ Slut funny dude too
DJ Die totally cool
Not Happy Jan

there's some wicked funny band names around.... I always check the Tote, Arthouse etc etc listings just purely for the funny names that appear there....

Your Hummungous Head

I can't think of any others off the top of my head but trust

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:02 pm

Lil MiSbreaks wrote:There was some dude getting around calling himself DJ Book Me.

I larfed.

Lephrenic · Post by **Lephrenic** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:15 pm

Personal favourite name is Strictly Kev.

flippo wrote:should have seen my mates reaction the other weekend when he noticed I had some music by 'dj Food'

"Dj Food?.... D J Food... as in food? like what you eat? food!! DJ FOOD..... dj fooooooood?"

For those who don't know, DJ Food was always (until recently) a group, starting with the Coldcut boys and adding P.C. then Strictly Kev. The term DJ Food implied the music was food for DJs.

Now that P.C. has left, DJ Food really is strictly Kev.

blaker · Post by **blaker** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:34 pm

DJHeadphone JACK

blaker · Post by **blaker** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:35 pm

MC MIKE Lead

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:38 pm

DJ Blumpy (aka Chav XL) and MC Salad Tosser

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:46 pm

jonny from radiohead went by dj required, but marcus intalex has gotta be my favourite.

same o · Post by **same o** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:29 pm

breaksRbest wrote:Kid 606 sometimes uses the name DJ 70 Year Old Woman

also, try this......

http://www.quizmeme.com/djname/takequiz.php

this apparently me DJ Brazen Jelly

Stray · Post by **Stray** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:49 pm

DJ Booth

DJ Request?

mr lob · Post by **mr lob** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:24 pm

dj clumsy

strategem · Post by **strategem** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:30 pm

i shit you not, there is a happy hardcore dj called dj muppetfucker.
i laughed so hard i fell off my chair.

mr lob · Post by **mr lob** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:33 pm

I like wax vandal, krush n vadim!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:31 am

DJ MT Dancefloor

Post by **system** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:44 am

Dj Premier, hands down.

speakerwrath · Post by **speakerwrath** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:06 am

painfool
dj anus
krafty kuts

Agent 86 · Post by **Agent 86** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:58 am

I'll never forget flicking thru records at Centrals when I came across some record from some Gabba Producer/DJ whose name was DJ SHIT.

Still makes me cackle when I think of it.

Slightly off topic, but kinda related - another record at Centrals around the same era that had THE grossest title was "Moist Womanly Needs".

'86

Post by **lynt** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:06 am

Anything's gotta be better than "STD Breaks"... worst cover in vinyl cover history.

Sustain · Post by **Sustain** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:36 am

'dj promo' really shits me... don't ask why it just does

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:40 am

Sustain wrote:'dj promo' really shits me... don't ask why it just does

cause it's about all you hear about that DJ - can't rememeber his real name, I did read about it thoug - PROMO in anything that will publish promotional articles about the guiness record attempt- should be finishing up in a few hours and then he can retire as DJ Record..........much better or DJ Record Holder?

factory worker · Post by **factory worker** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:41 am

btw - Factory Worker spins tunes as
DJ Electric Fornication according to Quiz Meme

skiba · Post by **skiba** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:22 am

dj bj

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:40 am

factory worker wrote:
Sustain wrote:'dj promo' really shits me... don't ask why it just does
cause it's about all you hear about that DJ - can't rememeber his real name, I did read about it thoug - PROMO in anything that will publish promotional articles about the guiness record attempt- should be finishing up in a few hours and then he can retire as DJ Record..........much better or DJ Record Holder?

Pretty fitting though you must say.

shepherd · Post by **shepherd** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:02 pm

DJ Shit lol

Remember DJ Pissflaps and DJ Bigballs?

sternumbreaks · Post by **sternumbreaks** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:08 pm

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Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:10 pm

shepherd wrote:DJ Shit lol

Remember DJ Pissflaps and DJ Bigballs?

DJ Big-Balls...

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:10 pm

skiba wrote:dj bj

lolz

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:14 pm

i just remembered dj trainwreck.

for those that missed that last year, it's hilarious if you can stand it.

http://melbournebeats.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1502

Post by **system** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:39 pm

Risky wrote:<TABLE WIDTH="304" BGCOLOR="#51336D" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="0" ALIGN="CENTER"><TR><TD VALIGN="MIDDLE" ALIGN="CENTER"><TABLE WIDTH="300" BORDER="0" BGCOLOR="#333333" CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0"><TR><TD ALIGN="CENTER"><A HREF="http://www.quizmeme.com/" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.quizmeme.com/djname/quizme.gif" ALT="Quiz Me" WIDTH="300" HEIGHT="35" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" BORDER="0"></A><BR><FONT FACE="verdana,arial,helvetica" SIZE="2" COLOR="#6FA6B2">russ spins tunes as<BR><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#77CAD0"><B>DJ Swift Outlaw</B></FONT><P><FONT SIZE="1"><A HREF="http://www.quizmeme.com/djname/quiz.php" target="_blank" style="text-decoration:none; color:#C0ABEF;">Get your dj name @ Quiz Me</A></FONT><BR><BR></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE></TD></TR></TABLE>

DJ MySpace Mispost? DJ Fuckup?

I'm confused.

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:42 pm

^ DJ Swift Outlaw (Fuck Up Remix)

Johnny Hooves · Post by **Johnny Hooves** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:03 pm

DJ Dope Dealer

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:07 pm

Dj Vinyl Bitch (a real one)

shepherd · Post by **shepherd** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:14 pm

dj shit stain

dj sick mate

dj number 43 with steamed rice

Post by **lynt** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:32 pm

shepherd wrote:number 43 with steamed rice

tune.

renda · Post by **renda** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:32 pm

"Dj Dave - the turntable slave"
Pure 80's trash

valuetime · Post by **valuetime** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:35 pm

that's devastatin dave to you, sports fan.

Post by **lynt** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:36 pm

See you in Church, Dave.

Jinx · Post by **Jinx** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:04 pm

Kid Koala

gaz · Post by **gaz** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:50 pm

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:29 pm

cut chemist?

gaz · Post by **gaz** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:11 pm

^correct! Awesome logo thing eh

Scotrod · Post by **Scotrod** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:42 pm

I just tried that Dj name thing and came up wth "DJ Super Nutz".

I always thought Ransoms' old house alter ego - Norman Rockwell - was pretty cool.

mecka · Post by **mecka** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:05 pm

I remember last year nam wanted to play 33.3 NYD as DJ Pho Bo Gai (DJ Beef Noodle Soup).

I was gonna be mc chopsticks.

we laughed.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:04 pm

mecka wrote:I remember last year nam wanted to play 33.3 NYD as DJ Pho Bo Gai (DJ Beef Noodle Soup).

I was gonna be mc chopsticks.

we laughed.

and laughed

Mellogs · Post by **Mellogs** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:43 pm

ellis dee

obliveus · Post by **obliveus** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:49 pm

breaksRbest wrote:Kid 606 sometimes uses the name DJ 70 Year Old Woman

also, try this......

http://www.quizmeme.com/djname/takequiz.php

BIG LEMON!!!
That's so me...

kitikat · Post by **kitikat** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:27 pm

A techno dude..

Dj Special Needs.

Lauer · Post by **Lauer** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:51 pm

kitikat wrote:A techno dude..

Dj Special Needs.

Greedy Sheila · Post by **Greedy Sheila** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:43 pm

DJ Scotch Egg. He's this Japanese dude that throws Ginsters pasties and sausage rolls out into the crowd half way through his set. I've not seen him yet, I'm not even sure what he plays but I've only heard good things so far.

on a jungle tip.. Grooverider is my fave DJ name (but not my fave DJ)

deviant · Post by **deviant** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:02 am

There's some guy out of UK called Rob The Fucker

He's part of a group, their first EP was called Follow Her to the Bogs

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:36 am

not a DJ but Cockfight Shootout is a great band name