GONE POSTAL @ BROWN ALLEY // POSTPONED!!!
GONE POSTAL @ BROWN ALLEY // POSTPONED!!!
Had any strange conversations with your dead grandmother lately? Seen any flying saucers with strange, green men at the controls? Better yet, is the check out chick speaking to you in a dialect chock full of Sumerian euphemisms and sign language? Yeah? Well, right on Mr. and Mrs. “Jerry Garcia, fleuro-pants wearing, eyes bugging out while your mouth is slowly eaten away by your rapidly aching jawbone, speed metal got me into psy-trance before I found happy hardcore, Prince really is funk and even though I’m white I’m really an unprivileged ghetto youth” Raver! Huh?
If any of this makes the remotest sense, then youÂ’ve gone and done yourself a mischief. No doubt about it, the party lifestyle has taken its toll on you and, most likely, your offspring, too. DonÂ’t let that get you down though. We still love you. Just leave the children business to the professionals and prepare to be assaulted in the best possible ways by the trained boys from Gone Postal.
Hatched from dissatisfaction with style boundaries, resident bad boys GUYNO, FERRIS, HANS-DC and OBLIVEUS are starting a monthly night that refuses to be labelled. Call it what you will: breaks, house, hiphop, electro, dancehall, funk; we call it FUN! DonÂ’t come because weÂ’re the new DJÂ’s on the block; weÂ’re not. DonÂ’t come because we play the latest fad, marketing style of new dance music; we donÂ’t. What we do is play to the room and we do it well. With more nights under our collective belts than Shane Warne and his mobile phone, you just know everything will remain under control or lack thereof depending on your make and model.
Along for this ride of a lifetime is our new, yet old, home: Brown Alley. Forget all that you may know or don’t know about this place; here’s the facts. They’ve gone and purchased a brand new, kick butt sound system and new, visually stimulating gear to go with it. They’ve also gone and spent a big roll of cash to acquire new furnishings to make the place more inviting earlier in the night. Add to that a room full of creative d飯r and digital action visuals and what you get is a new reason to go nuts.
So letÂ’s take it back to when punters went out to a party without having to classify what genre was on display to all their mates. At the end of the day, itÂ’s either good or is itÂ’s not. Style tags will remain in the closet as long as weÂ’re around, so come check it out.
Gone Postal @ Brown Alley. Saturday August 5th (1st Saturday of the month). Corner of Lonsdale & King, City. 11pm – LATE. $10 General Entry or $5 Guestlist.
For guestlist addition or more info, go to: GONE POSTAL @ MYSPACE
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You better...Guyno wrote:ooopsobliveus wrote:Just noticed it and sent Guyno an email and text message. Probably be fixed first thing in the morning. Just imagine it says the right date...deviant wrote:fuckin' nice one bruvva!!!!
PS: does the flyer/poster say Aug 3rd?
I'll have the proper one to you in 2 minutes Obe 1.
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Ta Direktor. Muchly appreciated.Direktor wrote:AWESOME artwork as per usual Guyno!
This night looks fantastic - what a lineup!!!!!!
Lineup (with the exception of my deluded arse) is radness. Hans, Ferris and Obe are 3 cats that consistantly smash it every single time they play so should make for a fun, crazy night. Honoured to be in such fine company(except for Obe perhaps. Bloody loud obnoxious yanks!)
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