Trailer_trash wrote:When i worked for Safeway(niteshift) I ate lollies from the lollie bar until i was sick....everynite....
..and sugar coated cashews
i admit to the same thing...sort of. i admit working at Coles night shift and cooking up food in the deli ovens and sitting out the back having massive feasts, with the stock guys, and ignoring customers who were waiting at the register.
...yeah we used to make the biggest pizzas with everything we could get from the deli.
Incidently....bout the time a few of us decided to quit they installed no less than 12 security cameras in the store.....one each end of the confectionary section...
Trailer_trash wrote:When i worked for Safeway(niteshift) I ate lollies from the lollie bar until i was sick....everynite....
..and sugar coated cashews
i admit to the same thing...sort of. i admit working at Coles night shift and cooking up food in the deli ovens and sitting out the back having massive feasts, with the stock guys, and ignoring customers who were waiting at the register.
...yeah we used to make the biggest pizzas with everything we could get from the deli.
Incidently....bout the time a few of us decided to quit they installed no less than 12 security cameras in the store.....one each end of the confectionary section...
hehehe i got that too but over another part of the store which i won't go into on this forum...
I admit to looking in the toilet bowl after I've had a crap to see what sort of yield I've put forth.
And I admit that when it's a biggun I sometimes feel proud of myself.
I also admit to having an incredibly over-active imagination, and once while sitting on the toilet, pissed, at a mates 21st I wrote with a posca pen on the wall.....
* i used to be a flat-out vanilla ice fan (my first entry to the world of so called rap) and even sported a hair cut with checkers shaved in and out on one side and lightning bolts on the other side....and... those lines shaved into my eyebrows... - so cool!
* i have been earnestly doing my best to give up (or cust down drastically) the amount of weed i smoke - and am constantly dissapointed with myself
* don't rehearse and practise music anywhere near as much as i should
* i hate assholes and anyone overly mean...
* to laughing my ass off, reading other peoples accounts in this thread... hahahaha!!!! good stuff!!!
I admit that working next to people who are required to spell things out on the telephone all day and say haitch about twenty times an hour makes me want to stab them in the eye with any pen I can find
I always type text messages in normal English, even if it takes two messages to get my point across.
likewise, although when i was on a tight mobile budget i would go back and edit the text. (but not before i had already typed it all out with correct spelling)
(i also seem to use brackets far too much)
I admit that I got in half an hour early so I could wrap my Boss' office in Glad wrap. I managed to do everything on his desk (mouse, phone, speakers etc) then wrapped his whole desk aswell as his chair.
I admit that a loooong time ago I used to frequent a local "rave" forum and knew a girl called elysium on there also.... could it be that we have both gone to the darkside?
I admit that I am meeting someone I havn't seen for a long time in a couple of hours and I am really nervous
* i have been earnestly doing my best to give up (or cust down drastically) the amount of weed i smoke - and am constantly dissapointed with myself
I hear ya bro!!!
u a billy man or a j man ? Me = Billy !
Think that makes it harder cos i just love em so much !
nah mate, gave up the billy's after i almost badly cut my wrist on one! no shit, was trying to tighten one of those 'waterfall' angled ones into the bass, the stem snapped and my wrist went through it!!!! Severed one tendon, one nerve branch and nicked an artery! I'm still numb on the RHS side of my right hand due to a non-existent ulna nerve!!!! So yeah... just joints now!!!
* i have been earnestly doing my best to give up (or cust down drastically) the amount of weed i smoke - and am constantly dissapointed with myself
I hear ya bro!!!
u a billy man or a j man ? Me = Billy !
Think that makes it harder cos i just love em so much !
nah mate, gave up the billy's after i almost badly cut my wrist on one! no shit, was trying to tighten one of those 'waterfall' angled ones into the bass, the stem snapped and my wrist went through it!!!! Severed one tendon, one nerve branch and nicked an artery! I'm still numb on the RHS side of my right hand due to a non-existent ulna nerve!!!! So yeah... just joints now!!!
Jesus christ that sounds fuckin awful! Sorry to hear that happened to you dude. Cos that sounds really really really bad
funny at the time - then just embarassing!!!! now just a pain in the ass - had to tel lmy parents i went through a window somehow! Looked like i tried to do myself in with a bong! So believe it when people say that bongs can kill u! hahaha...
Direktor wrote:funny at the time - then just embarassing!!!! now just a pain in the ass - had to tel lmy parents i went through a window somehow! Looked like i tried to do myself in with a bong! So believe it when people say that bongs can kill u! hahaha...
hehehe nice one! re bongs can kill you comment that is.
ruby wrote:I admit that a loooong time ago I used to frequent a local "rave" forum and knew a girl called elysium on there also.... could it be that we have both gone to the darkside?
dang! my shady, forum hoochie-ing past has been exposed
I admit that I am now intrigued - who are you ruby?!
Last edited by elysium on Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:47 pm, edited 3 times in total.
so do I - for your sake breaksRbest!! I wouldn't want to think about what would happen if I did that to my boss...
I admit I have double-jointed thumbs
he thought it was a pisser! he's left the office now and half his stuff is still all wrapped up.
the other part of my joke back fired though. I smeared clear gel on his office door handle. He came in all dressed up to go to a funeral and his hands were full so he opened the door with his arm, getting the gel all over his fresh shirt
at this stage I still have a job. we'll see for how long