Chicks thread - no boys allowed

nic · Post by **nic** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:42 am

you are all leasibainas imo

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:49 am

lol nic you're a shit stirrer tbh

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:23 pm

nic wrote:
Lizkins wrote:advocating chicks spending 10k on getting new boobs ain't really nice imo

you gotta ask yourself why are they doing that to themselves. watch some vids on how its done. real nice
....and preaching anti boob sentiment is nice?
dubble wubble standards at work tbh

lol nic i wouldn't preach anti-boob. you funny.....looking

jokes

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:54 pm

OMFG

i have just ventured into the dark gollum cave full of fluro and 12 year olds with mutton moms that is supre on the mall.

scary fuckin shit.

they have the place almost pitch black, changerooms included, so you cant see how badly made the clothes are or that they absolutely do not look good on you or anyone not resembling nicole ritchie.

one white shirt is all i needed. $50 for one that looks like bad fish n chip wrapper on.

fail.

back to valley girl!

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:00 pm

Crap i wish i could sew.....

There is a place above a shop on Errol St that does lessons, might have to hit them up... they also sell some FAB vintage style stuff for ladies with the hips....

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:03 pm

you know what tho charlie > the only fashion styles that take into account ladies with hips are

rockabilly
vintage
fifties

where is the big hipped versions of skate wear, or simple slick pieces??

@ fashion

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:07 pm

ghetto kitty wrote: where are the big hipped versions of simple slick pieces??

@ fashion

i'll avoid sounding repetitious on this one.

Charlie73 · Post by **Charlie73** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:09 pm

it is sooo true Kitty... sooo frustraiting as well..... Drives me insane, it is like they think if you have curves you is fat or something.....

Although my theory is this - Most big Fashoin labels are designed by gay men, what do gay men find attractive? SKinny boys..... so they design with that in mind (perhaps subconciensly perhaps not) so anything with curves looks well like 2 pigs fighting under a blanket...

witty_pseudonym · Post by **witty_pseudonym** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:11 pm

Charlie73 wrote:anything with curves looks well like 2 pigs fighting under a blanket...

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:12 pm

Charlie73 wrote:looks well like 2 pigs fighting under a blanket...

love that one!!!

you are totally right, i was noting the other day that i cannot take my gay guy friends shopping for an honest answer as to whether things look good.

they always say 'oh baby, you look HOT!!"
and inevitable, what I am wearing is too small.

and they give me clothes, that are totally my style, but for a mini me.

pigs fighting under blanket...still laffin...

FoundationStepper · Post by **FoundationStepper** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:04 pm

hello lasses

have you been to tabiya - japanese sock shop?

KAWAIII!

http://www.discobeans.com/

High Street northcote, near the wesley anne

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:39 pm

OMG, perfection personified.

Becks' new ad for Armani undies

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:02 am

I hear you Mixy. Love seeing becks in his undies.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:30 pm

phwoaaaaaaaaaaaaar indeed.

i'd also like to offer up this for hawt:

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:29 pm

So if a girl giggles whilst you are talking to her, does that mean she is into you?

I would tend to believe NOT, however i am told that this is incorrect. What do you all think?

Oh yeah, Liz, WTF is with the Maxi Pad email? LOL.

:Periods:

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:56 pm

dude that email was fucking hilarious!!!!

will post in here tomorrow. seriously, fucking hilarious!!!!

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:37 am

and here it is....

Great Customer Complaint Letter
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying, jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy wa s written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

Are you fu*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull sh*t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.

Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin, TX

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:58 am

kronz wrote:So if a girl giggles whilst you are talking to her, does that mean she is into you?

I would tend to believe NOT, however i am told that this is incorrect. What do you all think?

its not as simple as yes or no chris!

giggling can mean so many things > shes hot for you, shes uncomfortable talking to you, someone is watching her, shes watching someone, she knows her shirt is on inside out and is hoping you wont notice...

sooo
cmon, im having withdrawals. ladies dinner in CBD next week? whos down ?

thursday night at six at ........? can do lounge balcony, then bass camp dancy dancey if we like after?

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:36 pm

too right GK

lol Chris, i would be in trouble if every guy thought i liked them cos i laughed or giggled at what they said. jeebus, when i get drunk and giggly even chicks might think i am cranking on to them. oh the catastrophe

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:54 pm

Lizkins wrote:too right GK

lol Chris, i would be in trouble if every guy thought i liked them cos i laughed or giggled at what they said. jeebus, when i get drunk and giggly even chicks might think i am cranking on to them. oh the catastrophe

Yeah i know, you don't shut up.

A friend of mine is trying out the giggle strategy and i said to her that she should be more direct with her attempts to woo this guy.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:58 pm

if its really a 'friend' tell her to add some extras, giggle on its own aint good enough.>

giggle with arm touching

giggle with batting eyelashes and arm touching

giggle with batting eyelashes, arm touching and breathy voice

giggle with batting eyelashes, arm touching, breathy voice and good bye kiss on cheek

giggle with batting eyelashes, arm touching, breathy voice, goodbye kiss and extra arm squeeze

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:03 pm

ghetto kitty wrote:if its really a 'friend' tell her to add some extras, giggle on its own aint good enough.>

giggle with arm touching

giggle with batting eyelashes and arm touching

giggle with batting eyelashes, arm touching and breathy voice

giggle with batting eyelashes, arm touching, breathy voice and good bye kiss on cheek

giggle with batting eyelashes, arm touching, breathy voice, goodbye kiss and extra arm squeeze

LOL.

Does that apply in England?

I just told her to bust a move, fuck all that hard to get shit.

ghetto kitty · Post by **ghetto kitty** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:08 pm

its worked for me the world over heheheh

but i only do those things if im not sure at all about the guy's vibes.
if there is any skerrick of vibe, im straight up with 'so, you wanna go out sometime?"

is skerrick a word? i think my mom thinks it is!

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:08 pm

kronz wrote:
ghetto kitty wrote:if its really a 'friend' tell her to add some extras, giggle on its own aint good enough.>

giggle with arm touching

giggle with batting eyelashes and arm touching

giggle with batting eyelashes, arm touching and breathy voice

giggle with batting eyelashes, arm touching, breathy voice and good bye kiss on cheek

giggle with batting eyelashes, arm touching, breathy voice, goodbye kiss and extra arm squeeze
LOL.

Does that apply in England?

I just told her to bust a move, fuck all that hard to get shit.

what baout hair flicking....

that's a sign isn't it?

I'm going on a blind date trow night girls....

any tips?

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:35 pm

be yourself and try to be relaxed. If you've got something it common it shouldn't be too hard to get the conversation flowing.

Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:24 pm

kronz wrote:
Lizkins wrote:too right GK

lol Chris, i would be in trouble if every guy thought i liked them cos i laughed or giggled at what they said. jeebus, when i get drunk and giggly even chicks might think i am cranking on to them. oh the catastrophe
Yeah i know, you don't shut up.

A friend of mine is trying out the giggle strategy and i said to her that she should be more direct with her attempts to woo this guy.

yeah whatever ya big gaybo

kronz · Post by **kronz** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:44 pm

Lizkins wrote:
kronz wrote:
Lizkins wrote:too right GK

lol Chris, i would be in trouble if every guy thought i liked them cos i laughed or giggled at what they said. jeebus, when i get drunk and giggly even chicks might think i am cranking on to them. oh the catastrophe
Yeah i know, you don't shut up.

A friend of mine is trying out the giggle strategy and i said to her that she should be more direct with her attempts to woo this guy.

yeah whatever ya big gaybo

Well whilst being on the subject of me being a gaybo. i had an interesting thing during the week. I found out that all the managers at work thought that i was gay when i first started. They all put it down to the fact that i have a tounge ring and that i was friends with the gay dude. They were trying to work out for weeks if i was. I was highly amused to find all this out.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:17 am

ghetto kitty wrote:OMFG

i have just ventured into the dark gollum cave full of fluro and 12 year olds with mutton moms that is supre on the mall.

they have the place almost pitch black, changerooms included, so you cant see how badly made the clothes are or that they absolutely do not look good on you or anyone not resembling nicole ritchie.

Super - 100% phat rave tbh.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:19 pm

when they opened i went in there and complained about the nightclub lighting and the dude told me it was 'temporary'

seems it sheds a happy light (or lack thereof) on permatanned muffin tops and they've decided to keep it cavelike

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:40 pm

anyone tried sissyboy jeans?

they look pretty hawt- plus novel idea- you choose the waist height and leg

they're south efrican

pretty reasonable too- 200 bucks a pair

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:53 am

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Post by **JAMESSSS** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:19 pm

Giggle tbh.

nic · Post by **nic** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:32 pm

yep i agree with jbs, definately show him your tits

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:13 pm

So it looks like you're trying to get some rumpy pumpy?
Can I suggest a sign - "Fancy a root darl?"

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:22 pm

hehe.. thanks lads, but your suggestions, whilst amusing, are a trifle lewd and are also likely to get me fired.

Post by **JAMESSSS** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:49 pm

High shorts tuck in it is then.

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:54 pm

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gnat · Post by **gnat** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:41 am

use your sweaty proximity wisely lady

harry highpants will be inordinately disappointing

Feigan · Post by **Feigan** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:47 pm

^ what's so wrong with wearing your pants high?

Direkt · Post by **Direkt** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:52 pm

You have a personal trainer as part of your job? Just trying to understand the whole PT/lawyer/fired from job thang...

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:26 am

Feigan wrote:^ what's so wrong with wearing your pants high?

it looks dumb... but i am talking really high , mind. Like pseudo wedgie / deleteriously-affecting-sperm-count high.

gnatty - I am inclined to agree with your second point, although I promise you my sweaty proximity is far from appealing... I think red face, no make up, messy hair and sweating like a gimp in a sauna whilst gasping for breath as you try to keep pace on the treadmill is definitely up there near the top of the "most unattractive conditions a girl can be in" list, coming in just below vomiting in your handbag / hair / date's lap.

gnat · Post by **gnat** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:03 am

elysium wrote:gnatty - I am inclined to agree with your second point, although not sure that my sweaty proximity is something that can be used in any way to gain a favourable outcome... I think red face, no make up, messy hair and sweating like a gimp in a sauna whilst gasping for breath as you try to keep pace on the treadmill is definitely up there near the top of the "most unattractive conditions a girl can be in" list, coming in just below vomiting in your handbag / hair / date's lap.

true but it does allude to your erm.. physical endurance

C.I.A. · Post by **C.I.A.** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:06 am

Screaming like a posessed banshee is up there too, Elly.

Personally I'd go for the swap. Harry high-pants FTW. All the PTs I've ever had have been a cross between Mike Meyers in the Love Guru and the retarded brother from Something About Mary. I even have names for them... Baldy and Beardy (I think I had the face/name recognition part of my brain cauterised at birth).

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:08 am

C.I.A. wrote:All the PTs I've ever had have been a cross between Mike Meyers in the Love Guru and the retarded brother from Something About Mary.

gnat wrote: true but it does allude to your erm.. physical endurance

ahh! Now I am picking up what you are putting down, lady

My friend made this exact point in favour of dating a pt! Sadly, I fear our endurance levels would be grossly disproportionate. In fact, I would not be at all surprised to learn that my physical fitness is at such an outrageously low level that our organisational risk management policy technically requires the gym staff to have a crash cart on standby at all times hehe

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:12 am

elysium wrote: red face, no make up, messy hair and sweating like a gimp in a sauna whilst gasping for breath...

dunno, sounds kinda like post coitus to me...all bed-hair sexy and pounding with heat. I say work it

mixtress · Post by **mixtress** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:15 am

"I've never had a trainer be this rough with me"
"God, you're pushing so hard"
"Stop! I can't take it anymore!"
"My legs are shaking"

...and so it goes

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:34 am

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Lizkins · Post by **Lizkins** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:29 pm

ahhh man you crack me up Elly

Polecat · Post by **Polecat** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:59 pm

mixtress wrote:"I've never had a trainer be this rough with me"
"God, you're pushing so hard"
"Stop! I can't take it anymore!"
"My legs are shaking"

...and so it goes

hahaa! I heard a bit of a convo like that last night in the gym but instead of the girl paying for the trainer to yell at her, she was yelling at him. So funny. Whimp!!

elysium · Post by **elysium** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:37 pm

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