TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[spiral]

morning aLL
still sick, damn cold

[Lil MiSbreaks]

Look whats Sydenys doing to you!

[Feigan]

Sydney has done nothing of the sort.

Although I must admit, you have done a good job photo shopping those beach balls on to a photo of me

But....

if we're playing this game, I could get Sydney to go nuts on a visitor I have coming up next weekend....

[Hardy]

I wish I had tentacles. That would be fucking awesome.

[breaksRbest]

hey, whoa nelly. I had nothing to do with this

step away from the photos before someone has an aye out

[Stray]

lolz

[ghetto kitty]

oh dear....

mornin gang....

hey fiegs, you should wheel your nuts around in a wheelbarrow, stops the scrotum skin from getting too stretched...

[spiral]

let them hang like a proud racoon
pom poko ftw

[spiral]

[Feigan]

i after e GK.....

geez - I thought we had really gotten somewhere.



wheel barrow is great idea GK, I was getting sick of elbow skin grafts!

I do have a photo somewhere of my gigantors....

[deviant]

[Lil MiSbreaks]

[Hardy]

A guy I work with has a massive package, and on numerous occasions has "sat on himself". At first I thought he was taking the piss, but then he did it and you couldn't fake his reaction. Tears and everything.

[Blaxter]

I think most of the legs wide open has to do with leg length, not anything else.

[Lizkins]

lol to all


LMB - what i hate is chicks who sit down with their bags and put their bags on the other seat, and then when you ask for the seat they just pull their bag closer to them, so you only get a small space to sit. move ya fuckin bag you dumb cow. i usually push their bag into them anyways til they move it, but still it annoys me.

[nic]

hya guise good morining
1st post of working week
i have teh next few days at home 'working' - w00T 3Tc!

[mrj]

morning all

yes another working week. joy of joys.

[Lil MiSbreaks]

lol to all


LMB - what i hate is chicks who sit down with their bags and put their bags on the other seat, and then when you ask for the seat they just pull their bag closer to them, so you only get a small space to sit. move ya fuckin bag you dumb cow. i usually push their bag into them anyways til they move it, but still it annoys me.

Yeah that one is dumb as. This bird the other night had so many bags on the seat, I could only get one cheek on the seat. No matter how long I glared at her, she had no idea OR didnt give a shit. Her prada jocks were probably worth more than me in her bull shit mind. Fuckin bitch.

I cant win if I keep this up big balls, bags on seats, bad breath, wings out, sniffing - I could go on and I do, go on! The time has come to either ride a bike to work or choose to not be irritated by these people.

[flippo]

I always thought that the award for most innapropriate buisiness name went to the car detailing/scratch repair vans called "Touch Up Guys".

But there is a funeral home opened up in geelong called "Lifestyle Funerals"

Lifestyle funerals?!! are you taking the piss? Lifestyle?!!! I'm fucking dead you cheeky cunts!

[Lil MiSbreaks]

Thats hideous. Are you actually thinking when your naming your business? Id suggest not.

[flippo]

I think 'lifestyle' is one of those corporate buzzwords of the moment.

[gnat]

plenty of lifestyle in taylors lakes apparently

afternoon postmen

[deviant]

this is a good one...

hiscock insurance brokers

it's actually worth calling them just to here them answer the phone... fucking pisser

[Feigan]

I like Mulqueen Funeral services....

is that still on Burwood Hwy near Burwood?

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Peace of mind FTW

[deviant]

I like Mulqueen Funeral services....

is that still on Burwood Hwy near Burwood?

is Tassie there's

Finney Funerals

and

JA Dunn Funerals

and

Minty Family Funerals

wtf?!? lol

[lynt]

Cartoon capers: Snow White is taken away by an officer





So glad they finally nabbed Peter Pan, little shit.

[lynt]

The gig is up for Mickey Mouse, busted running amphetamines for Jose "Speedy" Gonzalez.

[Stray]

OMG! Mickey Mouse is Mexican!!

[Lil MiSbreaks]

Met our new neighbors yesterday in some rather funny circumstances. Also confirming why dogs are far superior that felines.

In the office on the computer and I keep hearing this cat noise, but a fairly distressed cat noise. I go outside each time I hear it and I cant see a fucking cat anywhere. It sounded like it was in the fucking wall, but how does that happen when you don’t own a cat, nor do you let them in your house all the time!

Its going on for longer, and I go out again cos its doing my head in and see the neighbor looking a bit bothered walking around the front of our house. Are you looking for your cat I ask? Yes, she says.

Tells me the cat likes going on the roof and then she calls it and it meows again, and yep, the fucker is somewhere in the roof of our house!! Lucky we have the door thing to get up there. Took her 15 min to get the stupid thing down from there.

Cats 0, dogs 1.

[gnat]

lol sammy- because a dog can climb down a ladder?

[deviant]

nah man... that's a win for cats as far as I'm concerned.

[Feigan]

Hear you loud and clear on that front Sammy

[Lil MiSbreaks]

lol sammy- because a dog can climb down a ladder?

nah cos their just idiots! (and ugly) It wasnt invited, a dog would be polite and wait for an invite

Its prolly a win if you like cats and a FAIL if you dont.

[C.I.A.]

Yays finished ecological risk assessment that was hanging over mah head.

Boooo to the multitude of environmental audits and human health risk assessments I have to start tomorrow.

:yawn:

Could NOT for spin class tonight either.

[gnat]

lol sammy- because a dog can climb down a ladder?

nah cos their just idiots! (and ugly) It wasnt invited, a dog would be polite and wait for an invite

[Lil MiSbreaks]

blah blah

[Lizkins]

that has to be photoshopped oor something. what is it?

[elysium]

The result of a Rex the tomcat's crazy night in Baja with a chihuahua and one too many bottles of tequila?

[gnat]

hideous sam i don't believe it is a cat

thanks to robbie buck rocking out witness the fitness this morning. i might have never got up otherwise

well well well..

[mrj]

morning all

sore throat. semi-blocked ears. sneezles. witness the sickness.

[gnat]

perpetual sickness fail mrj

sore throat sniffles mouth ulcer roundabout

clearly need more rugs to keep you warm

[C.I.A.]

Has to be one of my favorite film clips of all time.

Roots kicking ass at the local primary school.

I get the best emails from the USA ecologists sometimes:

Red-cockaded woodpecker certification

We need to identify those in the company who are 'certified' by USFWS to conduct Red-cockaded woodpecker conservation activities, or who have worked with anyone with certification.

That's got to be code for "anyone know where to get some really filthy pr0n?" Red Cockaded Woodpecker this, motherfucker.

[deviant]

I've had a sore throat that is threatening to become a full blown cold for over a week. Wont go one way or the other, pissing me off.

[Lizkins]

got a sort throat too. i have been well for this whole year and then bam wake up this morning and my throat is swollen up. i blame the lack of fucking heating near my desk. The fix-it men are trying to fix but failing. hands and feet are constantly cold.

oh well, off to chemist to get diflam throat spray. tis win

[ghetto kitty]

hai guys!

i realsied i have not been sick once this winter....
im not sure why....

[mrj]

i'm starting to think mine is not cold, but is hayfever. i don't feel unwell, i just have massive runny nose and am sneezing every 2 minutes or so. been through half a box of tissues this morning.

eyes are starting to get scratchy too. I didn't start getting hayfever until last year, now all of a sudden i'm more fragile than a ginger with peanut allergies.

[gnat]

fexotabs are your friend hayfever peeps

can also help with saturday night fever if yuo get the right ones

[breaksRbest]

i'm starting to think mine is not cold, but is hayfever. i don't feel unwell, i just have massive runny nose and am sneezing every 2 minutes or so. been through half a box of tissues this morning.

eyes are starting to get scratchy too. I didn't start getting hayfever until last year, now all of a sudden i'm more fragile than a ginger with peanut allergies.

I had exactly the same thing last week and I also hadn't had hayfever until a year ago

[mrj]

apparently melbs is notoriously bad for hayfever. I can't remember where I heard that tho so it might be complete bullshit lol. prob read it in MX. ITS GOTTA BE TRUE.