People who fart in the workplace.
People who fart in the workplace.
WHY DO PEOPLE DO IT??!?!?!?
(Ok, I know why, der, because they're having a bowl movement, but this is in reference to those who expell methaine out of there asshole with out using toilet fascilities. ... Those who plan it and drop it purposely around other unsuspecting colleagues. Ass Ninjas)
Fargen hell.
Im so angry, I fucken walked into a fart trap today one of the office people laid.
It was horrible.
On my way out they were like "hey Adrian stand over here"
Gettttttt fucked. I'm not that stupid.
I might be so blind I write like a dyslexic from a foreign country, but even a fucken blind man could smell that coming.
Have people no shame? I just want to work in a fart free enviroment
(Ok, I know why, der, because they're having a bowl movement, but this is in reference to those who expell methaine out of there asshole with out using toilet fascilities. ... Those who plan it and drop it purposely around other unsuspecting colleagues. Ass Ninjas)
Fargen hell.
Im so angry, I fucken walked into a fart trap today one of the office people laid.
It was horrible.
On my way out they were like "hey Adrian stand over here"
Gettttttt fucked. I'm not that stupid.
I might be so blind I write like a dyslexic from a foreign country, but even a fucken blind man could smell that coming.
Have people no shame? I just want to work in a fart free enviroment
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......................NakedAge wrote:even a fucken blind man could smell that coming
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flippo wrote:......................NakedAge wrote:even a fucken blind man could smell that coming
i thought the same....
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Re: People who fart in the workplace.
L-J wrote:flippo wrote:......................NakedAge wrote:even a fucken blind man could smell that coming
i thought the same....
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Re: People who fart in the workplace.
They suck naked age, I hear ya.
Its not fair. And its not hard to go the bathroom and do it. Is simply isnt.
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i used to hate it when you'd had a big night out and you're at work and the souva from 2am catches up with you. sometimes you aint got time to get to the bathroom. you'd drop the bomb but coincidentally just as you do that someone would walk to your desk to speak with you about something. the cringes.
i used to drop stinkers on the elevator just as i got out at peak hour rush. gotta feel for the suckers riding that thing to the 21st floor. i can only hope that you were one of the victims naked age.
i used to drop stinkers on the elevator just as i got out at peak hour rush. gotta feel for the suckers riding that thing to the 21st floor. i can only hope that you were one of the victims naked age.
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get stuffed, if I had to go to the bathroom every time i farted at work, I'd have to move a computer in there to get anything done. and theres no way I"m doing that, too many strange looks when you remark to people that you have to go the bathroom to "get some work done".Lil MiSbreaks wrote:
They suck naked age, I hear ya.
Its not fair. And its not hard to go the bathroom and do it. Is simply isnt.
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Yeah ok, well thats a point too. I guess im referering to the stinkers then. And I have an expectation that MOST of the time, you bloody know when its going to be a eureka, you just do.
To be aware of your own body situation and if you know its going to smell, THEN go to the toilet, or wherever.
Im saying when you know its going to stink, fuck off somewhere else.
Audible, yet not odouress is just funny, with the expecation that a few reekers might slip out in there and we have to accept those as par for the cource you know.
Jesus, i think ive thought about this too much
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To be aware of your own body situation and if you know its going to smell, THEN go to the toilet, or wherever.
Im saying when you know its going to stink, fuck off somewhere else.
Audible, yet not odouress is just funny, with the expecation that a few reekers might slip out in there and we have to accept those as par for the cource you know.
Jesus, i think ive thought about this too much
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sometimes they just creep up on ya. like you think you're in the clear coz you already dropped your guts 10 mins ago in the elevator then bam. pwaor!
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Just imagining mrj with a computer in the toilet.
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"I think deep down in side, people want to smell other people’s farts. Cause you smell them, and people always tell you they farted and you don’t leave you pause a second…..Yeah you did!! " - Eddie Murphy
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hmmm, while in principle, going to the bathroom to fart is correct, but if you have an overactive digest system, some days that just is not possible. I switched diet a few months ago and i was literally farting every 2-3 minutes for a good 4 hours, and they were smelly, this went on for 2 weeks then it died down, luckily i sit away from most people but i did have some people approach me just after id done one, my tactic was to jump out of my seat and start walking in the other direction, magicians call it misdirection, i call it evacuation.
Re: People who fart in the workplace.
I don't see an issue
I'm throwing high fives to the fartee if it's a cracker
I'm throwing high fives to the fartee if it's a cracker
Re: People who fart in the workplace.
Yes mat I was a victim. I know thats made your day.
Anyways.
When I'm at work, I just don't get the urge to drop one. I'm proud of my bowels.
Today someone else dropped one as he went into the toilets, but it was really loud, and as someone said. Loud with no odour, IS just funny. I don't care how posh and intelligent you are, I think potty humour is the best source of laughter.
Lets be honest, how many times have you gone to squeeze your cheecks and let a hugeeeeeee one go that like, echoes in the bowl and burst out into hysterics because you can't believe it came from you. It's funny.
But, theres a time and place.
At clubs/bars aswell now.
Since the smoking laws, they reek. You can see on drunk peoples faces I think. I think their face says it all. Because they're drunk, they're inside they're own head and you can see the voice saying "I really gotta fart, but, I can't be fucked going to the toilet, maybe I can squeeze it out quietly"
Sometimes its so bad I wanna throw up.
Anyways.
When I'm at work, I just don't get the urge to drop one. I'm proud of my bowels.
Today someone else dropped one as he went into the toilets, but it was really loud, and as someone said. Loud with no odour, IS just funny. I don't care how posh and intelligent you are, I think potty humour is the best source of laughter.
Lets be honest, how many times have you gone to squeeze your cheecks and let a hugeeeeeee one go that like, echoes in the bowl and burst out into hysterics because you can't believe it came from you. It's funny.
But, theres a time and place.
At clubs/bars aswell now.
Since the smoking laws, they reek. You can see on drunk peoples faces I think. I think their face says it all. Because they're drunk, they're inside they're own head and you can see the voice saying "I really gotta fart, but, I can't be fucked going to the toilet, maybe I can squeeze it out quietly"
Sometimes its so bad I wanna throw up.
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Fuck it. I fart, and my workmates can enjoy the odiferous nirvana.
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You must be young......
nostrils not yet fully developed.
Farts are like olives and cheese - taste bad when you're young but amazing as you get older.
nostrils not yet fully developed.
Farts are like olives and cheese - taste bad when you're young but amazing as you get older.
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Ey I've always loved olives. Cheese... ...... Hrmmmmmm
Don't get me wrong, they're hilarious, even when theyre loud and reek and people own up to them, but it's the SBD's man... They're just not kind
Don't get me wrong, they're hilarious, even when theyre loud and reek and people own up to them, but it's the SBD's man... They're just not kind
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must be good to have something that truly can take pride in.NakedAge wrote: I'm proud of my bowels.
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Yeah it is. .. What are you proud of?
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all farts are amazing.
AMAZING
AMAZING
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agreed, farting is like sharing, sharing the food you had for lunch/breakfast and it also reminds you of how good the food was you just ate, absolutely glorious.Feigan wrote:all farts are amazing.
AMAZING
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.... Are you one of those guys who likes to sit under the glass table and have fat hookers take a shit on it?
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i fart like mad _all the time_.
im lucky at work we sit quite a distance from eachother so that's not so much an issue.
fuck holding farts in.
im lucky at work we sit quite a distance from eachother so that's not so much an issue.
fuck holding farts in.
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Fuck oath. Farting is awesome. Like The Beatles, it's one of those things adds just a little bit of magic to life.huge wrote:i fart like mad _all the time_.
im lucky at work we sit quite a distance from eachother so that's not so much an issue.
fuck holding farts in.
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yeah but it's like sawing a box in half with a person inside at a funeral. .............. Bum magic has its place.
Preferably not around me. ... I work hard to smell nice. I go the 9 yards, and my job is a physical one so I should be allowed to smell, but I put effort in out of respect for the noses of those around me. ... Others should do the same. ...........
Like, ok, imagine you walked past the hottest girl you ever seen, and she smelt like she just took a massive dump. ... would you still want to divide and conquer?
Preferably not around me. ... I work hard to smell nice. I go the 9 yards, and my job is a physical one so I should be allowed to smell, but I put effort in out of respect for the noses of those around me. ... Others should do the same. ...........
Like, ok, imagine you walked past the hottest girl you ever seen, and she smelt like she just took a massive dump. ... would you still want to divide and conquer?
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into it, shit i DOCUMENT it, ive got a library at home, so whenever im feeling hungry i just pull out a trusty video, i even specify what the hooker has to eat 4 hours prior to her visit.
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everyone farts
why fight it?
why fight it?
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Almax, You could get her to do it in a sponge and ring it out over your face maybe?
Huge: Because its like the impossible battle
Nah its just politeness. Its nice to live in a toxic free enviroment.
Huge: Because its like the impossible battle
Nah its just politeness. Its nice to live in a toxic free enviroment.
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no thats just plain sick you fucking freak
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Re: People who fart in the workplace.
then why is it funny?huge wrote:everyone farts
smelling someone's insides when you don't even know their name, not my favourite thing to do.
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Goodtimes for none.
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God bless bums.
How could something so beautiful be responsible for something so vile?
They truly are an extremity of beauty and the beast.
How could something so beautiful be responsible for something so vile?
They truly are an extremity of beauty and the beast.
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I lay SBD's all the time in class, then walk by a student and go...
"Jeez, Liam (name is insignificant) did you just rip one?"
All the other students play Liam out for farting in class, he gets high fives at lunch from all his mates and I keep the insides out. Everyone's a winner, except for when Liam wants to ask some random out.
"Jeez, Liam (name is insignificant) did you just rip one?"
All the other students play Liam out for farting in class, he gets high fives at lunch from all his mates and I keep the insides out. Everyone's a winner, except for when Liam wants to ask some random out.
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im telling Benny, Mike and Bryce these facts, in fact, i may have let something slip last night about your extra curricular activitiesobliveus wrote:I lay SBD's all the time in class, then walk by a student and go...
"Jeez, Liam (name is insignificant) did you just rip one?"
All the other students play Liam out for farting in class, he gets high fives at lunch from all his mates and I keep the insides out. Everyone's a winner, except for when Liam wants to ask some random out.
...or i may not have
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Now this makes me feel better about the world.Hardy wrote:Fuck oath. Farting is awesome. Like The Beatles, it's one of those things adds just a little bit of magic to life.huge wrote:i fart like mad _all the time_.
im lucky at work we sit quite a distance from eachother so that's not so much an issue.
fuck holding farts in.
I usually fart in bed when I am horizontal, like some mild gravity effect on my bowels. I too fart all the time, and they really are sulphurous little guys let me tell you. Saves trimming my nostril hairs.
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Hardy wrote:Fuck it. I fart, and my workmates can enjoy the odiferous nirvana.
Re: People who fart in the workplace.
Show some control.
My theory is the more polite you are about bodily fluids and gasses, the hotter the chick you will end up with
It sounds ridiculous but its all about standards. If you maintain a standard in yourself, people with those same or higher standards will look at you with interest.
If you walk around farting in the open like an animal, I figure only a bush pig will want to fornicate with you.
Its like drinking for the sake of drinking. Just because an occasion arrises where you CAN drink, doesn't mean you HAVE to.
You should be able to control yourself and have some restraint and maintain your dignity.
Just because you CAN drop your guts, doesn't mean you should. You should have some anal restraint and maintain your dignity. Theres nothing worse than someone who won't admit it, because it makes everyone uncomfotable, but at the same time, to be so open about it that you just drop it because you can is disrespectful to other peoples noses.
STANDARDS FELLAS!! STANDARDS!!!
My theory is the more polite you are about bodily fluids and gasses, the hotter the chick you will end up with
It sounds ridiculous but its all about standards. If you maintain a standard in yourself, people with those same or higher standards will look at you with interest.
If you walk around farting in the open like an animal, I figure only a bush pig will want to fornicate with you.
Its like drinking for the sake of drinking. Just because an occasion arrises where you CAN drink, doesn't mean you HAVE to.
You should be able to control yourself and have some restraint and maintain your dignity.
Just because you CAN drop your guts, doesn't mean you should. You should have some anal restraint and maintain your dignity. Theres nothing worse than someone who won't admit it, because it makes everyone uncomfotable, but at the same time, to be so open about it that you just drop it because you can is disrespectful to other peoples noses.
STANDARDS FELLAS!! STANDARDS!!!
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