TEN YEARS OF NOTHING - not one fucking thing!

[C.I.A.]

I could stare at my new sig for hours.

My mate Cornel did the soundtrack for that animation. http://www.hdfest.com/animation/pirate2.html

[mecka]

I could stare at my new sig for hours.

My mate Cornel did the soundtrack for that animation. http://www.hdfest.com/animation/pirate2.html

Nice. Paul Robertsons stuff is bananas.

[system]

google calculation fail

[quick]

fukn lol

[apophenian]

floating point precision for you?

[quick]

hi grey beard

[apophenian]

Hello Steven

[system]

floating point precision for you?

pretty much. it's been that way for a while now though. you'd think they'd fix it.

[Hatsudai]

[C.I.A.]

I just got back from doing an environmental audit site visit and I've just realised I stole the client's digital camera. Also just realised it is Tuesday... all morning I thought it was Monday. Would explain the strange look I got when I said that my brain hadn't started cos it was Monday morning.

Going to Brisvegas to watch the boy and his bro do a set. It is in a club in 'the valley', and apparently we are staying there too. What is this valley place like?? I'm getting alarming mental images of LA, fake tan and Warwick Capper wearing nothing except a mullet and gold mincing shorts.

[DBoy]

lol at all CIA.

Valley is one a strip about 10 mins walk from city. One street with no cars and different colours bricks and a few pubs on a raod here and there.

In Brissy that is 'an area'. About midnight when the cerfew kicks in the valley becomes a punch on and backpackers run screeming down the streets in their bikinis wondering how they had got into a zoo so late at night.

[deviant]

fortitude valley... brunswick st is the main drag..

whatever you do STAY INSIDE the club... DO NOT atempt to walk around outside, you'll know why once you are there... horrible place

[C.I.A.]

Cheers! The gig is at some place called The Empire (or Empress or Emancipated or something). Won't be wandering off on my own cos I won't know anyone and don't want to be found chopped up in a dumpster.

[Lil MiSbreaks]

Apparently city workers are being urged to go home early cos of the weather.

Ive sent the email to managers, waiting for a reply

As if, really.

[Feigan]

My Melbourne office has been told to go home @ 2pm

you should be right Sammy - the Govt has recommended it.

[C.I.A.]

Lol! We got told we have to go home now too.

Off to the gym, then to my hot taxidermy date with a defrosted penguin and a scalpel.

Baiii

[JAMESSSS]

Are you worried about not making it home CIA?

I mean, it is a long way. What if the mighty Yarra were to rise up against you?

[Lil MiSbreaks]

oh really??

im trying my hardest in here, I really am, but no such luck yet.

If its a Government warning tho..... surely an insurance company can see the point of a govnment warning!! update DFAT and im good as gone

Lucky people.

@ James

[DBoy]

Cheers! The gig is at some place called The Empire (or Empress or Emancipated or something). Won't be wandering off on my own cos I won't know anyone and don't want to be found chopped up in a dumpster.

the pub mansion! weird in there cause different parts.

[Hardy]

oh really??

im trying my hardest in here, I really am, but no such luck yet.

If its a Government warning tho..... surely an insurance company can see the point of a govnment warning!! update DFAT and im good as gone

Lucky people.

@ James

Full on... me too! I'm trying hard. Told my boss that I thought it was highly irresponsible of her to keep me here, and that the government had advised me to leave. She said I could go if I received a personalised request from the government telling me to leave. So basically i've shut my yap and am working again.

[Amick]

YOU GOT SERVED!

[Hardy]

True. I also told her I hated her and that i was going to try and pick up her daughter, which probably didn't help my cause.

[ghetto kitty]

hai gang.

my fingers have calluses from firing out emails today. summer is def on its way.

[retzie]

We only get let out early here for ice storms. Tornadoes? Not a fucking chance

[DBoy]

True. I also told her I hated her and that i was going to try and pick up her daughter, which probably didn't help my cause.

I had a 'mate' (read almax) who did that once. Turned out her daughter was only 14 and he got arrested. Now my 'mate' is not allowed with in 100 metres of schools. I also don't let almax around my kids. i mean my 'mate'. eeek.

[Lil MiSbreaks]

oh really??

im trying my hardest in here, I really am, but no such luck yet.

If its a Government warning tho..... surely an insurance company can see the point of a govnment warning!! update DFAT and im good as gone

Lucky people.

@ James

Full on... me too! I'm trying hard. Told my boss that I thought it was highly irresponsible of her to keep me here, and that the government had advised me to leave. She said I could go if I received a personalised request from the government telling me to leave. So basically i've shut my yap and am working again.

Oh thats shit man,

I take my whinge back - email from Managing Director saying we can go if we want just came in. BOOYAAA

[Amick]

True. I also told her I hated her and that i was going to try and pick up her daughter, which probably didn't help my cause.

I had a 'mate' (read almax) who did that once. Turned out her daughter was only 14 and he got arrested. Now my 'mate' is not allowed with in 100 metres of schools. I also don't let almax around my kids. i mean my 'mate'. eeek.

[Fents]

True. I also told her I hated her and that i was going to try and pick up her daughter, which probably didn't help my cause.

I had a 'mate' (read almax) who did that once. Turned out her daughter was only 14 and he got arrested. Now my 'mate' is not allowed with in 100 metres of schools. I also don't let almax around my kids. i mean my 'mate'. eeek.

in year 10 i went out with the principles daughter (daughter was in year 9). the principle fucking hated me for smoking weed so it was mostly payback but then again the daughter was kinda cute in a gymnist kinda way.

[Amick]

If she was an actual gymnast well you'd have struck gold!

[almax]

True. I also told her I hated her and that i was going to try and pick up her daughter, which probably didn't help my cause.

I had a 'mate' (read almax) who did that once. Turned out her daughter was only 14 and he got arrested. Now my 'mate' is not allowed with in 100 metres of schools. I also don't let almax around my kids. i mean my 'mate'. eeek.

Hey Hey Hey

lets gets some facts straight here, i aint ya 'mate'
and you dun have kids...or do you? another announcement beckons?
pregnant bride, shotgun weddings?

[DBoy]

didn't think you were online.

Thanks for just saving me a coupla hundred bucks cause now I dont need to invite you or your child, (oh wait, she isn't your daughter shes your girlfriend?) to the engagement party.

[almax]

[DBoy]

[FoundationStepper]

[deviant]

http://omnomnom.org/

[Lizkins]

morning motley lot

waited out the storm and just kept working and then went home when all was clear in the sky, booya


CIA - you'll be right in the Valley. Its bad, but Melbourne is catching up so no diff really. just more centralised

[youthful_implants]

morning!!

managed to leave work yesterday just as the storm hit, which was fun.

[ghetto kitty]

hai guys.

[Blaxter]

We only get let out early here for ice storms. Tornadoes? Not a fucking chance

we dream of getting Ice storms

[kronz]

lol

[gnat]

lol at fortitude valley being like the bronx

ooooooh scurry hard core

NOT EVEN

[DBoy]

anyone handy with photoshop and able to give me a hand with something quickly - bit desperate!

[retzie]

^^ Mebbe. What d'you need?

[ladysummer]

WHY IS IT SO COLD! lol.

[DBoy]

Thanks Ritzie. Owe you a beer.

Big ups mb.c community.

[ghetto kitty]

my friend who works in Afganistan sent me this 'joke' today

'What's the difference between the USA and Iran?

In the USA, they have Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash...
In Iran, we have Ahmadinejad, no wonder, no hope, no cash

[Well the government has loads of cash, they just dont share it with their people]

its true, but its not really funny.

[youthful_implants]

my friend who works in Afganistan sent me this 'joke' today

'What's the difference between the USA and Iran?

In the USA, they have Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash...
In Iran, we have Ahmadinejad, no wonder, no hope, no cash

[Well the government has loads of cash, they just dont share it with their people]

its true, but its not really funny.

that is funny.

[C.I.A.]

Are you worried about not making it home CIA?

I mean, it is a long way. What if the mighty Yarra were to rise up against you?

I was quite concerned about whether I would make it home yesterday afternoon. As it turns out, I made the right decision to go home early; nothing happened to me and I made the 500 meters from work to my apartment completely unscathed. If I had ventured out when the front had hit my umbrella could easily have been turned completely inside-out, rendering it next-to-useless (a scenario that still gives me shivers when I contemplate it).

[JAMESSSS]

Totally feel for you on this one. Collins street is currently littered with corpses of those who were turned.

[10.15]

Totally feel for you on this one. Collins street is currently littered with corpses of those who were turned.

Oi. Wanna play music on Saturday night?